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MASTERPIECE #1868

01/21/2018 20:15:00 PM

Jacek Malczewski, PolishWhile His Fellow Prisoners Appreciated Randy's Attempt To Keep Things Light, At the Moment No One Was In the Mood For Hide-And-Seek, 1883Oil on oak

MASTERPIECE #1867

01/18/2018 22:32:00 PM

Karl von Blaas, Austrian"We Swear, Odysseus!  We're Not Trying To Shipwreck You and Your Men.  We Just Need Help Opening a Jar," ca. 1882Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1866

01/17/2018 20:48:00 PM

Gustav Holweg-Glantschnigg, AustrianThis Valentine's Day, Robert Downey, Jr. IS..."The Gondolier," 1882Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1865

01/16/2018 19:21:00 PM

Max Liebermann, German"The Handmaid's Tale" Stunt Doubles Relaxing Between Scenes, ca. 1882Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1864

01/15/2018 20:26:00 PM

Juliusz Kossak, Polish"But Your Excellency -- I'm Already Giving You the Painting For 500 Bucks Under Invoice.  What If I Could Get You Zero Down, No Interest For Six Months?  I Need You To Work With Me Here," 1881Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1863

01/14/2018 19:07:00 PM

Hans Heyerdahl, NorwegianYou Had To Give Kristin Credit.  That Was Certainly ONE Way To Make Sure People Paid Attention To Her Wedding Toast, 1882Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1862

01/11/2018 21:49:00 PM

William-Adolphe Bouguereau, FrenchTraditional Provençal Celebration of Successful Potty Training, 1878Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1861

01/10/2018 22:45:00 PM

Léon Augustin Lhermitte, French"No, I'm Sorry, I've Never Heard of an 'iPad Mini'.  Are You Sure You Have the Right Apple Store?," 1878Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1860

01/09/2018 20:17:00 PM

José Ferraz de Almeida Júnior, BrazilianJudas Kicking Himself For Not Taking His 30 Pieces of Silver in Bitcoin, 1880Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1859

01/08/2018 20:39:00 PM

Hugo Kotschenreiter, GermanMaître d' Wondering If That A-Hole Superman Is Planning To Drop In Without a Reservation Again, 1879Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1858

01/07/2018 23:34:00 PM

Christian Krohg, Norwegian"I'm Warning You, Butter.  Hand Over Your Wallet, Or the Loaf of Bread Gets It," 1879Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1857

01/05/2018 18:28:00 PM

Julius Hübner, German"Sorry For the Confusion, Folks.  These Are Just My 95 Theses Attacking the Catholic Church.  If You're Looking for the "Fire and Fury" Book, You Might Try Barnes & Noble," 1878Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1856

01/04/2018 20:39:00 PM

John Roddam Spencer Stanhope, English"That Ferryman Skeeves Me Out, Orpheus.  Why Can't We Just Take the Bus Like Normal People?," 1878Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1855

01/03/2018 18:54:00 PM

Franz Leo Ruben, GermanAfter Yet Another Rejection, Raoul Realized He Needed a Better Pick-Up Line Than "Hey Baby, Let Me Give You My Crabs," 1878Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2010)

01/01/2018 19:00:00 PM

Friedrich Eduard Meyerheim, GermanWorld's First Drive-Thru Adoption Agency, 1858Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2014)

01/01/2018 19:00:00 PM

Seymour Joseph Guy, AmericanSally, About to Teach Billy He Called the Wrong Kid "Doodyface," 1865Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)

12/29/2017 19:00:00 PM

John Watson Nicol, ScottishImmigrants Realizing Too Late That They Forgot Their Phone Chargers, 1883Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)

12/28/2017 19:00:00 PM

Ralph Hedley, EnglishThe Joys of Substitute Teaching, 1896Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2016)

12/27/2017 19:00:00 PM

John Charles Maggs, British"The Fast and the Furious 8: The Early Years," 1887Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2011)

12/26/2017 19:00:00 PM

Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, FrenchLegendary Colonial Folk Duo, Patrick Henry & Garfunkel, 1817Graphite

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2016)

12/25/2017 19:00:00 PM

Domenico Ghirlandaio, ItalianSanta Claus, Wondering if He Can Claim the Elves as Dependents, 1480Fresco

MASTERPIECE #1854

12/24/2017 19:00:00 PM

Joseph Clark, English"Merry Christmas, Everyone!  I Made My Special Unidentifiable Brown Thing.  Dig In!," 1889Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1853

12/23/2017 10:31:00 AM

Jean-Léon Gérôme, French"I Am Truly Humbled By This Reception, Your Majesty.  But You Do Realize I'm Just Here to Install Your Cable, Right?," 1878Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1852

12/21/2017 20:55:00 PM

Harry Roseland, AmericanCharles Couldn't Decide What To Give Mildred For Christmas: Another Diamond Necklace, Or That Divorce She'd Been Dropping Hints About?, Before 1950Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1851

12/20/2017 19:09:00 PM

Artist Unknown"Yeah?  And Why Do You Think Rudolph's Nose Is So Bright In the First Place?  I'm Telling You -- He's Illuminati." ca. 1940sIllustration

MASTERPIECE #1850

12/19/2017 19:45:00 PM

Hubert von Herkomer, German-BritishCattle Call For "Whistler's Mother: The Musical!," 1878Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1849

12/18/2017 21:45:00 PM

Émile Pierre Metzmacher, FrenchToddler Demonstrating the Hot Toy for Christmas 1877: Fisher-Price's "My First Child Safety Hazard"™, 1878Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1848

12/17/2017 20:21:00 PM

Eduard Kurzbauer, Austrian"Yes, Fred, In Retrospect She Probably Should've Said 'Spoiler Alert,' But We Naturally Assumed You'd Already Seen the New 'Star Wars' Movie," 1874Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1847

12/14/2017 23:16:00 PM

Jules Arsène Garnier, French"You Know, I'm Going To Go Out On a Limb and Guess That Your Husband DOES Check Your Texts," 1876Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1846

12/13/2017 20:42:00 PM

Eugène Romain Thirion, French"Joan of Arc, God Has Chosen You To Lead the Armies of France Against the English.  No Offense, But the Truth Is We Needed a Diversity Hire," 1876Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1845

12/13/2017 00:45:00 AM

Édouard Manet, French"Sorry, Sweetheart.  They Said the Boat Would Be Tied To the Shore.  How's Your Standing Broad Jump?," 1874 Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1844

12/11/2017 21:34:00 PM

Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French"You Know, Julia, I’d Really Love It If We Could See Other Again.  And Hopefully Next Time, in Slightly More Detail," 1875Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1843

12/10/2017 21:06:00 PM

Otto Piltz, GermanAs Noon Inexorably Approached, Edith Made a Silent Vow To Never Again Come To Work With a Hangover, 1875Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1842

12/07/2017 18:59:00 PM

Albert Anker, SwissSanta's Accountant Stumbling Upon Multimillion-Dollar "Nice List"-Fixing Scheme, 1874Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1841

12/06/2017 21:09:00 PM

Paolo Antonio Barbieri, ItalianTeam Pharmacist Whipping Up Breakfast For Russian Olympic Bobsled Team, 1637Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1840

12/05/2017 19:45:00 PM

Gustave Doré, French"Welcome To the 9th Circle of Hell.  Looks Just Like the 8th Circle, But There's No Vegetarian Dinner Option and the WiFi Sucks," 1861Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1839

12/04/2017 20:20:00 PM

Berthold Woltze, German"What Does Daddy Mean, He's Been 'Unfaithful'?  And What's a Massage Therapist?," Before 1896Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1838

12/03/2017 20:00:00 PM

Julius Arthur Thiele, German"Hey, Look at Us -- Three Bucks.  Like What I Paid Your Mom Last Night, Blitzen." 1874Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1837

11/30/2017 21:25:00 PM

Haynes King, British"Oh, That's Okay -- We Can Skip the Weapons Pat-Down This Time.  That's Really Just a First Date Thing With Me."Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1836

11/29/2017 21:05:00 PM

Richard Caton Woodville, Sr., American"Yes!  Matt Lauer!  I Have Him in My Office's Inappropriate Sexual Conduct Pool!," 1848Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1835

11/28/2017 21:00:00 PM

Jules Tavernier, French"Excuse Me Gentlemen, I'm a Little Rusty on My Hot-Air Balloon Etiquette.  Should I Be Peeing Off the Port or the Starboard Side?," 1875Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1834

11/27/2017 20:57:00 PM

Ludwig Thiersch, German"Well, It's Too Bad About Your Grandmother.  But Who Doesn't Know Not To Stand Up in a Boat?," 1874Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1833

11/26/2017 22:26:00 PM

Jean-Baptiste Regnault, FrenchThe Three Graces Playing in the Mount Olympus Touch Football League, 1797Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1832

11/23/2017 22:38:00 PM

Charles West Cope, British"Forsooth, It Truly Is a Black Friday, M'Lord.  I've Tried Three Different Best Buys, and They're All Out of 4K TV's," 1872Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1831

11/22/2017 19:16:00 PM

N.C. Wyeth, American"Now Before I Serve the Second Course, Does Anyone Have Any Maize Allergies?," Before 1945Illustration

MASTERPIECE #1830

11/21/2017 20:23:00 PM

Juan Pantoja de la Cruz, SpanishThe Duke of Savoy, Jamming on the Bass, 1601Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1829

11/20/2017 20:56:00 PM

Giorgione, ItalianJoseph Couldn't Help Wondering Why the "Son of God" Was the Spitting Image of the Mailman, 1502Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1828

11/19/2017 18:41:00 PM

Berthold Woltze, GermanChloe Was Faced With a Quandary: Did She Go With the Classic "Sorry, I've Got a Boyfriend," or Skip Right To the Pepper Spray?, 1874Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1827

11/16/2017 20:07:00 PM

Pieter Aertsen, FlemishWoman Flipping the Bird Behind Husband's Back, 1550Oil on oak

MASTERPIECE #1826

11/15/2017 19:35:00 PM

Francisco de Goya, SpanishYo, Painter Guy! What'd I Just Say? Get Off Your Ass and Clean Up Cookie's Boom-Boom," 1795Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1825

11/14/2017 22:22:00 PM

Francois-Andre Vincent, FrenchAlexander the Great Judging "The Entire Known Western World's Next Top Model," 1789Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1824

11/13/2017 18:08:00 PM

Johann Peter Hasenclever, GermanBrad's Once-Promising Legal Career Was Hampered By His Tendency To Get Aroused By Public Speaking, 1840Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1823

11/12/2017 20:52:00 PM

Aleksander Gierymski, PolishQualifying Round For 1st Annual Rock, Paper, Scissors Championship (Eastern European Bracket), 1874Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1822

11/10/2017 01:11:00 AM

Carl Gessler, German"You Children Don't Know How Good You Have It.  When I Was Your Age, We Had No Cars, No Modern Medicine, and Tweets Could Only Be 140 Characters Long," 1866Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #1821

11/08/2017 19:15:00 PM

Adolf Reich, Austrian"...and You Can See What I Did Here With the Shorter Brush Strokes...Um, Mr. Weinstein?...Excuse Me, Mr. Weinstein?...," Date UnknownOil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1820

11/07/2017 22:38:00 PM

Louise Abbéma, FrenchOne Concussion Later, Henry Had Learned That It's Best Not To Talk During Eleanor's Backswing, 1872Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1819

11/06/2017 22:24:00 PM

David Bles, DutchThe Answer To The Question:  What If An Entire Family Had ADD?, 1869Oil on oak panel

MASTERPIECE #1818

11/05/2017 19:32:00 PM

Alfred Provis, British"Don't Worry, Eddie.  He's Got To Poop Eventually.  And Then You'll Be Able To Get Your Earbuds Back," 1872Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1817

11/02/2017 21:04:00 PM

John Phillip, Scottish"Prithee, Dear Colleagues, Let Us Return To the Matter at Hand:  Are Selena and Justin Truly Back Together, or Are They In Fact 'Just Good Friends'?  I Move For a Vote," 1863Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1816

11/01/2017 22:13:00 PM

Friedrich Ritter von Friedländer-Malheim, Bohemian-Austrian"Oh, What the Hell.  Let's Have Another Round.  We're All Ubering Anyway," Date UnknownOil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1815

10/31/2017 23:49:00 PM

Jehan Georges Vibert, FrenchWondering If It's a Faux Pas To Wear Pumpkin After Halloween, 1870Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1814

10/31/2017 02:06:00 AM

Bartolome Esteban Murillo, SpanishJesus (Right) and John the Baptist, Who's Going As Jesus For Halloween, 1655Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1813

10/30/2017 02:00:00 AM

João Zeferino da Costa, BrazilianGod Yelling at Moses For Printing the Commandments in Comic Sans, 1868Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1812

10/27/2017 00:56:00 AM

Philip Hermogenes Calderon, BritishSatan Working Children's Parties Before Landing the Underworld Gig, 1868Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1811

10/25/2017 23:43:00 PM

Artist Unknown"Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture (Page 312)," 1900Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1810

10/24/2017 20:48:00 PM

Friedrich Ritter von Friedländer-Malheim, Bohemian-AustrianBill Clinton, Making Good Use of His New Nursing Degree, 1870Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1809

10/24/2017 01:34:00 AM

Carolas-Duran, FrenchPortrait of a Restaurant Health Code Violation, 1870Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1808

10/22/2017 23:23:00 PM

Géza Dosa, Hungarian"What the --?  This Doesn't Look Like Outback's Takeout Menu.  Where Are the Kookaburra Wings?," 1870Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1807

10/19/2017 23:58:00 PM

Lajos Bruck, HungarianCover Shoot For This Month's Issue of "Modern Street Urchin" Magazine, 1870Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1806

10/18/2017 18:38:00 PM

Friedrich Ritter von Friedländer-Malheim, Bohemian-Austrian"It's Okay, Dad.  Lots of People Accidentally Put $95 Million Winning Powerball Tickets Through the Dryer," Date UnknownOil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1805

10/17/2017 22:40:00 PM

Enoch Wood Perry, Jr., AmericanErnest J. Farnsworth, the Grim Reaper's Equipment Manager, 1868Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1804

10/17/2017 01:09:00 AM

Wojciech Gerson, Polish"I'm Just Saying, Before You Do Something Rash, You Might Want To Consider Couples Counseling," 1869Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1803

10/15/2017 21:58:00 PM

Marc-Charles-Gabriel Gleyre, SwissNanny Wondering What's the Polite Way To Ask Your Boss If She's Familiar With the Concept of a Robe, 1868Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1802

10/12/2017 20:07:00 PM

Marc-Charles-Gabriel Gleyre, SwissWhat Men Think REALLY Goes On At Bachelorette Parties, 1849Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1801

10/12/2017 09:04:00 AM

Edward Poynter, BritishSextus Marcellus Hated When the Roman Army Hired Temps, Because He Always Got Stuck With the Weirdos, 1868Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1800

10/10/2017 23:07:00 PM

Carlos Esquivel y Rivas, SpanishAlaric II, King of the Visigoths, Stung By the Times' Bad Review of His Sack of Rome, 1856Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1799

10/09/2017 21:38:00 PM

Jean-Léon Gérôme, FrenchOkay, So It Wasn't the New York City Ballet, But To Heather, All Those Years at Juilliard Were Still Totally Worth It, 1863Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1798

10/08/2017 22:48:00 PM

Emanuel Gottlieb Leutze, German-AmericanKing Henry VIII Pulling a Harvey Weinstein, 1846Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1797

10/06/2017 00:43:00 AM

John Linnell, British"Don't Do It, Jesus.  I'm Telling You, the Water Isn't Deep Enough For a Backflip," 1867Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1796

10/04/2017 20:41:00 PM

Carl Rudolf Huber, AustrianLater, Jim Would Recall the Stable Hand Shouting Something About Not Making Direct Eye Contact, Just Before Everything Went Black, 1866Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1795

10/03/2017 21:32:00 PM

Adolf von Schallberg, Austrian"Sorry, Adolf.  I Didn't Notice This Pile of Dirty Laundry Behind Me Until Just Now.  Plus I'm Standing Weird.  Can We Please Start Over?", 1860Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1794

10/02/2017 21:45:00 PM

Jules Breton, French"Yeah, It's Not a Great Job, But There's Not a Whole Lot Else You Can Do With an Applied Peasantry Degree," 1865Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1793

10/01/2017 23:34:00 PM

Elisabeth Jerichau-Baumann, Danish"Oh, There Actually IS Something Here in the Manual, Honey.  It Says 'Tip #4: When Standing on Ladder, Try Not To Fall Off,'" 1865Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1792

09/28/2017 22:09:00 PM

Walter Crane, British"Yo Babe, Why the Attitude?  Your Tinder Profile Says You Love Picnics and Guys Who Can Pull Off Knee-High Boots," 1863Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1791

09/27/2017 23:29:00 PM

Artist UnknownWaiter Trying to Remember Which of His Tables Asked For These Extra Napkins, 1863Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1790

09/26/2017 21:21:00 PM

Rafael Flores, MexicanI'm Not Saying It's Bad, Son, But For Now Maybe You Should Just Stick With the Messiah Thing," 1857Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1789

09/26/2017 01:01:00 AM

Jean-François Millet, FrenchLittle Bo Peep Letting Everyone on Facebook Know She Found Her Sheep, 1863Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1788

09/24/2017 22:56:00 PM

Edmund Leighton, British"Okay, There -- You're a Knight.  Now I Suggest You Get Up Before Trump Sees You Kneeling," 1901Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1787

09/24/2017 09:56:00 AM

Hendrik Frans Schaefels, Belgian"Hey, You Know What I Just Realized?  If We Start a Family Now, Our Child Will Graduate From Rehab the Same Year as Kylie Jenner's Kid," 1863Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1786

09/21/2017 22:25:00 PM

C.A. Ekman, Nationality Unknown"Before You Do This, I Should Warn You, Axe Murder is a Minimum Two Hail Marys," 1854Medium unknown

MASTERPIECE #1785

09/20/2017 21:42:00 PM

William Powell Frith, EnglishThe Artist, Wondering If Maybe His Story About Seeing Monet At His Gym Wasn't As Fascinating As He Thought It Was, 1853Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1784

09/19/2017 20:53:00 PM

Friedrich Horschelt, GermanWhen Your Neighbors' Remodeling Crew Starts With the Power Drills at 6 in the F*ing Morning, 1853Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1783

09/18/2017 22:14:00 PM

Giuseppe Bezzuoli, ItalianJust To Be Safe, Whenever She Read Erotic Fiction, Julia Would Periodically Check Her Pulse Rate, 1843Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1782

09/18/2017 00:09:00 AM

Artist UnknownAustria's Franz Joseph I After Eight Weeks on Jenny Craig, ca. 1849Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1781

09/14/2017 23:35:00 PM

Thomas Baines, English"Honey, Don't You Think You Should Put a Top On?  The Photographer From National Geographic Is Going To Be Here Any Minute," 1848Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1780

09/14/2017 00:18:00 AM

Paul Delaroche, FrenchWhen You're Halfway Across the Alps and You Realize You Forgot To Pack the Immodium, 1848Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1779

09/12/2017 22:17:00 PM

Carl Steffeck, German"Now Hold On a Second.  I Was Under the Impression That Fomenting Revolution Was a Misdemeanor," 1848Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1778

09/12/2017 01:53:00 AM

Georg Wachter, German"Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture" (Page 127), 1845Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1777

09/11/2017 02:55:00 AM

George Catlin, AmericanNative American Riding Bearback, 1844Print

MASTERPIECE #1776

09/07/2017 21:38:00 PM

Henry Byam Martin, BritishHawaii's Hottest New Reality Show: "Keeping Up With the Kamakawiwo'oles," 1847Oil on canvas