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I Ain't One To Gossip But ...

04/19/2014 08:00:00 AM

Oh, hell to the No-prah.

Good News Friday: Donate A Gun, Get A Peace Lily In Return

04/18/2014 15:00:00 PM

John Evans is a retired Methodist minister, and like most of us, he watched the events of the Sandy Hook school shootings in horror. However, unlike most of us, he got an idea, and soon the local Faith Coalition on Gun Violence was born.In.South.Caro

Would You Hit It?

04/18/2014 12:00:00 PM

It's a simple question .... actor Anthony Mackie at the recent Captain America: BlahBlahBlah premiere.Would.You.Hit.It?Yes or No?

I Didn't Say It ...

04/18/2014 09:00:00 AM

Jared Leto, accepting the Best Transformation at the MTV Movie Awards, on AIDS:"We've made a lot of progress in the battle against AIDS, but it's not time to celebrate just yet. There's no cure, the epidemic rages on. But here's to the hope that one

Random Musings

04/17/2014 15:00:00 PM

So, is the beard in again, or is it out again? And I don’t mean the “Mrs. Tom Cruise” or “Mrs. John Travolta” kind of beard, but the actual facial hair beard.In a study of 1,453 bisexual and heterosexual women, Australian University of New

Photo of the Week

04/17/2014 12:00:00 PM


Sprint Calls Man "Sissyboy Kelvin Gay Matthews" But That's Not Why I'm Mad

04/17/2014 09:00:00 AM

Over the weekend, Kelvin Matthews, a straight, married man — which, in my mind makes no difference to this story but we’ll get to that — was on the phone with Sprint's customer service department to discuss an account he thought was closed. He

Architecture Wednesday: Southport Residence

04/16/2014 15:00:00 PM

It looks like a California beach house; or maybe an island house on Maui; somewhere in the South Pacific, maybe.No. It's a beach house, per se, but it's in Southport, England, near Merseyside.Not at all what I'd expect from a home in England, but it'

Who Knew NPH Had A Python In His Pants?

04/16/2014 12:00:00 PM

Just sayin' ....courtesy Vanity Fair

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Phyllis Schlafly

04/16/2014 09:00:00 AM

It’s rare that we have a female Asshat of the Week here at ISBL — though we’ve made exceptions for the delightfully delusional Michele Bachmann — because it’s generally the male gender who acts in the most asshatted manner. But today we ind

The Young and the Asshatted

04/15/2014 15:00:00 PM

First off, pull the kiddies from the room because I’m in the mood for swearing ….Last Friday was the National Day of Silence, an event that draws attention to the bullying of LGBTQ youth in our nation’s schools, but it also turned into a day at


04/15/2014 12:00:00 PM

No, silly, that’s not the number of posts on this here bloggy thing — I’m closing in on 5,600 believe it or not.Three-thousand is the number same-sex couples who have been married in New Jersey since October 21st

A Tale of Two Teachers ... And Parents Who Teach Hate

04/15/2014 09:00:00 AM

I’ve said on this blog before that I am the son of a ‘teacher man’ and I have always had great respect for educators of all kinds. Teachers show us how to read and write, and add and subtract; they show us how to think; they give us our history

Lindsay Ep 6: Lohan Finally Accepts Responsibility That Everyone Else Is To Blame

04/14/2014 15:00:00 PM

Okay, this episode starts off with a recap of Lindsay telling us that she’s done with partying because she’s done it all, and then segues into Lindsay filming herself for the reality show docu-series as she sits in her wacky black hat, chain smok

WTF? Lea Michele

04/14/2014 12:00:00 PM

Someone needs to tell Glee star Lea Michele that if she wants to channel Madonna circa 1987, she should have done so in 1987.This look is Try Hard, Too Much, All Kinds Of Wrong, and Oh Hell No Granny Pants.And the mall hair doesn't help.

Mississippi Businesses Respond To Religious Freedom Bill

04/14/2014 09:00:00 AM

Every time we get into this nonsense about people citing their religious beliefs as a way to deny services from their public business The Gays — like bakers and photographers who refuse to cater to gay couples and their weddings — I always say th

Sunday Funnies Pt 2

04/13/2014 11:00:00 AM

Sunday Funnies Pt 1

04/13/2014 07:00:00 AM

I Ain't One To Gossip But ...

04/12/2014 07:30:00 AM

Kirstie Alley is back on her diet, y’all! Lock up the Frigidaire!I mean seriously, how many times have we heard this before? She was on Jenny Craig, and lost a lot of weight for money, but then gained it back and jenny dumped her.Then she was

Under The Gunn Ep 13: Finally The Finale

04/11/2014 15:00:00 PM

So, after last week when it was decide it wouldn’t be Three Finalists — as they’ve been saying all season — but Four Finalists, Tim stays with Sam, Asha, Shan and Oscar on the runway to lay out the Big Finale.Three days! Five looks! $2500.00!

Would You Hit It?

04/11/2014 12:00:00 PM

This is musician, serial dater and celebrated douchebag John Mayer.

I Didn't Say It ....

04/11/2014 09:00:00 AM

Ben Stein, on how to end poverty in America:"My humble observation is that most long-term poverty is caused by self-sabotage by individuals. Drug use. Drunkenness. Having children without a family structure. Gambling. Poor work habits. Disastrously u

Random Musings

04/10/2014 15:00:00 PM

So, Carlos’ birthday was Monday. I took him out for a celebratory dinner over the weekend at one of our favorite places, but Monday was the actual

Gay Mississippi Businessman Responds To State's 'Don't Serve The Gays' Bill

04/10/2014 12:00:00 PM

Eddie Outlaw owns a business in Jackson, Mississippi with his husband Justin, and this is his response to Mississippi’s new “Religious Freedom” bill which will allow businesses to discriminate against anyone based on their religious bent:As SB2

Minnesota To Finally Get Anti-Bullying Legislation

04/10/2014 09:00:00 AM

Finally, in Minnesota of all places, which has been home to well more than its fair share of LGBTQ youth suicides from bullying, the Democratically-controlled House sent an anti-bullying prevention law to the desk of Governor Mark Dayton for his sign

Architecture Wednesday: Monsoon Retreat

04/09/2014 15:00:00 PM

I'll admit, after living in Miami and going through Hurricane Katrina where we lost our roof and all our fencing, not to mentions power surges when the power went out that ruined our refrigerator and our air conditioner, I wasn't keen on the idea of

Derrick Gordon Comes Out

04/09/2014 12:00:00 PM

Derrick Gordon, a sophomore starter for the University of Massachusetts men's basketball team, has come out as gay, making him the first openly gay male NCAA Division 1 basketball player."I've always loved sports, but always felt I had to hide and be

Senator Tells Out Colleague He Needs To "Act More Gay"

04/09/2014 09:00:00 AM

I’ve had people tell me they’re surprised to learn I’m gay because, gosh, golly, gee whiz, I don’t ‘act gay.’ And so I’ve turned the question back on them, ‘What does acting gay mean?’And they say, ‘You know, limp-wristed, lisping

Jessica Wilson Wants ‘Two Boys Kissing’ Banned From Shool Library

04/08/2014 15:00:00 PM

Perhaps I should have put all three of today’s posts under the singular heading of Tuesday Triptych of Too Stupid To Be Believed. First we had asshatted South Carolina politicians, and then we tossed in a homophobic nun on a speaking tour, and now

Sister Laurel Says Spanking The Monkey Makes You Gay ... Then She Was Asked To Stop Talking

04/08/2014 12:00:00 PM

One day last week, up in North Carolina, at Charlotte

Who Do I Hafta F**k To Get A Decent Senator For South Carolina? Part Four: Senators Mike Fair and Lee Bright

04/08/2014 09:00:00 AM

A few weeks back, a group of South Carolina lawmakers — obviously without an active brain cell between them — got their Tea Party panties in a snit and voted to cut funding for a reading program at South Carolina

Lindsay Ep 5: Do Not Disturb

04/07/2014 15:00:00 PM

This week show is about how Lindsay wants a job because she thinks working keeps her sane and sober. M’kay. Ask the producer of

WTF? Selena Gomez

04/07/2014 12:00:00 PM

Okay, I get it. We all want to be comfortable when we fly, but how many of us resort to wearing the bathrobe we stole from behind the bathroom door at the La Quinta in San Antonio on a plane?I mean, it's either that or she joined a cult mid-flight. A

Happy Birthday Carlos!

04/07/2014 06:00:00 AM

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Sunday Funnies Pt 2: The Rest

04/06/2014 11:00:00 AM

Sunday Funnies Pt 1: SCOTUS

04/06/2014 07:00:00 AM

I Ain't One To Gossip But ...

04/05/2014 08:00:00 AM

Why dontcha grab a coffee and settle in, we've a lot to discuss ...Now that her Oprah Winfrey reality show docu-series is over, it looks like Lindsay Lohan is panhandling for loose change.And if you’re somewhat of a celebrity, that means doing the

Under The Gunn Ep 12: Marvelous Runway

04/04/2014 15:00:00 PM

So, here we are at the last challenge; the one that will decide which three get to show at The Tents. Sidenote: I know I’ve been saying The Tents, but there are no Tents, it’s a theater stage, but I like saying The Tents! So there.Anyhoo, the sho

Would You Hit It?

04/04/2014 12:00:00 PM

Keanu Reeves.Actor, whoa, and always rumored to be gay, dude from The Matrix and Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.And one simple question.Would.You.Hit.It?Yes or no.

I Didn't Say It ....

04/04/2014 09:00:00 AM

David Cameron, British Prime Minister David Cameron, on the new marriage equality in the UK:

Random Musings

04/03/2014 15:00:00 PM

Gosh, I wished I used regular mail more because next month the

Photo of the Week: Spot The White Tree

04/03/2014 12:00:00 PM

The Arbre Blanc [The White Tree] is a mixed use development designed for housing, art galleries, a restaurant and bar with panoramic views, commercial offices, and open common spaces; it's set to be built in the city of Montpellier, in the south of F

Happy Anniversary Iowa ... And Thanks

04/03/2014 09:00:00 AM

Well, well, well, looky here.Five years ago

Architecture Wednesday: The Cresta

04/02/2014 15:00:00 PM

The Cresta is one of those houses that stands out in the neighborhood, and one of those houses that is not for the faint of heart, or the shy.It is a 5,300 square foot single-family residence designed and constructed entirely out of cast in place con

I Like Her! I Really Like Her!!

04/02/2014 12:00:00 PM

Sally Field has a gay son, and she’s a proud mother of a gay son. So, in an effort to help the Human Rights Campaign raise $150,000 to combat those ridiculous “religious liberty” — AKA ‘Don’t Serve The Gays — bills around the country, S

Mississippi: Where Hate Is Legal

04/02/2014 09:00:00 AM

Corey Came Out ... Was Kicked Out ... And Found A Real Family To Call His Own

04/01/2014 15:00:00 PM

There was a story going around the interwebz last year about a 16-year-old lesbian who was put up for adoption after coming out to her parents. Imagine the shock and awe over that one; it raged throughout social media for a few days before flaming ou

Marcus Juhlin Comes Out ... Mitch Eby, Too

04/01/2014 12:00:00 PM

I didn’t know they played American football in other countries, but I know now because in Sweden American football is very popular, and one of its stars, twenty-two-year-old Marcus Juhlin, has come out as gay.“I was inspired by Michael Sam.”

Who Do I Hafta F**k To Get A Decent Senator For South Carolina? Part Three: Senator Kevin Bryant

04/01/2014 09:00:00 AM

Down here in South Carolina, where it’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity, and where we are trying to take the ‘duh’ away from Flori-duh, comes the story of a South Carolina state Senator, who apparently doesn’t have a single active brain ce

Lindsay Ep 4: Pole Dancing Is Not Community Service

03/31/2014 15:00:00 PM

When we last left

WTF? Rashida Jones

03/31/2014 12:00:00 PM

Rashida Jones is a very funny woman, so maybe she chose this look for the laughs?I mean, how else do you explain that it looks like some sort of 1980s version of Mrs. PacMan on a dress. i keep expecting parts of it to start moving and eating other pa

He Can't Go To New Beginnings Because He Has Two Moms

03/31/2014 09:00:00 AM

I can understand why people don’t like The Gays; I mean, we’re evil, right? And we’re asking for the special right to be treated like everybody else. We’re bringing down traditional marriage, and we’re worse than terrorists. We sent hurrica

Sunday Funnies

03/30/2014 07:00:00 AM

I Ain't One To Gossip But ...

03/29/2014 09:00:00 AM

One surefire way to show people that same-sex marriage is no different that opposite-sex marriage is to look into a same-sex divorce, celebrity style. And I’m talkin' 'bout you, Johnny Weir and Victor Voronov.Not a lot of folks care about this divo

Under The Gunn Ep 11: There's No 'Real' Life!!

03/28/2014 15:00:00 PM

We begin with the designtestants back on the runway; special elimination, I thought? Natalia’s final revenge in a

Would You Hit It?

03/28/2014 12:00:00 PM

It's a simple question .... it's Captain America, superhero and beefcake actor, Chris Evans.Would.You.Hit.It?Yes or No?

I Didn't Say It ...

03/28/2014 09:00:00 AM

Joe Biden, on ENDA:"My grandkids, my children, and their kids are going to be shocked, it shocks the conscious that this very moment in American history, in some states, an employer can fire you just because of who you are, or who you love.

Random Musings

03/27/2014 15:00:00 PM

We are still in the throes of Powder Room Remodel 2014, but here are some more pictures of the progress.Next up, priming the walls, and then a painstakingly detailed man’s suit style pin-striping of the walls, some new tile that looks like burlap,

Photo of the Week

03/27/2014 12:00:00 PM

Last year, Mario — whose last name is being withheld — was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer and given a very short time to live.He had one last wish, to say goodbye to those with whom he had worked at the Rotterdam Zoo. And thanks to Kees Vel

"Christian" School Kicks Out Sunnie Kahle For Not Being Girly Enough

03/27/2014 09:00:00 AM

You won't have any problem getting Sunnie Kahle is eight-years-old and loves to collect coins and hunting knives and baseballs. She also likes teddy bears and bracelets, but even she admits most of the things she likes are “boy hobbies.”And, appa

Architecture Wednesday: Three Cusps Chalet

03/26/2014 15:00:00 PM

The second half of the 19th century saw the return of large numbers of emigrants from Brazil to their native Portugal. While returning to their northern roots, especially in the Douro and Minho regions, they brought with them sizable fortunes — mad

Repost: Happy Birthday Diva!

03/26/2014 09:00:00 AM

I’m an Old School Gay; y’all can have Britney and Katy, Madonna, and Gaga, too. For me,

Chase Martinson Was Kicked Out Of School For Coming Out As Gay

03/25/2014 15:00:00 PM

Chase Martinson was enrolled at Hannibal-LaGrange University, but one semester he took a break to deal with some health issues, and when he reapplied for admission he quickly received an acceptance letter welcoming him back to school. But then

Tyler Glenn Comes Out

03/25/2014 12:00:00 PM

Tyler Glenn, the lead singer of Neon Trees, has come out as gay."I've always felt like I'm an open book, and yet obviously I haven't been completely."Glenn says he's known he was gay since he was a young child, but kept his sexuality a secret until n

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Bill Donohue

03/25/2014 09:00:00 AM

Okay, so we’ve been reading for weeks and weeks about how The Gays are upset because they can’t march in a St. Patrick’s Day parade; and there was talk of boycotting Sam Adams and Guinness who were sponsors of the parade if they didn’t pull o

Lindsay Ep 3: The Little Things ... Followed By The Big Thing

03/24/2014 15:00:00 PM

It is now in Day 56 of Lindsay Out of Rehab, and she is finally moving into her new apartment where she says the chaos will end and the calm and the process of living sober will begin.Hardly. What actually begins is the unpacking, and unpacking and u

WTF? Kim Kardastrophe! Again!!!

03/24/2014 12:00:00 PM

Looky here! Kim Kardastrophe has mace the cut again!So, what's wrong with this look? Where oh where to begin ...First off, if she keeps jacking up her face she's going to turn into a bio-hazard.Secondly, her fake boobs are so high up on her than they

Who Do I Hafta F**k To Get A Decent Senator For South Carolina? Part Two: Lose Lindsey

03/24/2014 09:00:00 AM

When people think, and say that politicians have no moral code by which they live, they need look no further than South Carolina’s own, the so-not-gay, or so he says, Lindsey Graham.There aren’t many politicians who whore themselves out for cash

Sunday Funnies

03/23/2014 07:00:00 AM

I Ain't One To Gossip But ....

03/22/2014 08:00:00 AM

Remember when Kanye hooked up with the daughter

Under The Gunn, Ep 10: Cross Mentoring, Cross Designers

03/21/2014 15:00:00 PM

We start out this outside a Francesca’s store, where Tim tells the designtestants that this will be Corporate Sponsor Challenge Week, er, create a three-piece mini collection for the Francesca’s customer. The good news is that, in addition to the

Would You Hit It?

03/21/2014 12:00:00 PM

It's a simple question .... actor, and co-star of a Hunger Games ripoff, Divergent, Theo James.Would.You.Hit.It?Yes or No?

I Didn't Say It ...

03/21/2014 09:00:00 AM

Judy Shepard, on the death of Westboro Baptist Church leader Fred Phelps:"Regarding the passing of Fred Phelps, Dennis and I know how solemn these moments are for anyone who loses a loved one. Out of respect for all people and our desire to erase hat

Random Musings

03/20/2014 15:00:00 PM

My sister used to work at a hospital near her home, and year or so ago, a friend got a job at the same hospital. I asked my sister if she knew Tina, and she said she didn’t because it was a large facility, spread across several building, and if the

Photo of the Week

03/20/2014 12:00:00 PM

Pretty bird, right?At first glance, this photo appears to be a parrot perching on a tree; the curved beak, colorful feathers and a pointed tail.

The Discrimination Parade: My Thoughts

03/20/2014 09:00:00 AM

I am loving the kerfuffle over the idea that The Gays want to march in the St. Patrick’s Day parades in New York and Boston, but organizers are saying no; still. I wish the organizers of the parades and the leaders of the LGBT groups that want to m

Architecture Wednesday: The Left-Over-Space House

03/19/2014 15:00:00 PM

The first time I saw pictures of this house I couldn’t understand it, and I’m not sure I understand it today. I couldn’t tell if the pictures were taken inside the home looking out, outside looking in, inside looking up, or looking down from ab

Have An Extra $2.35 Million? You Could Buy A Modern Family House

03/19/2014 12:00:00 PM

The home of

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Phil Jensen

03/19/2014 09:00:00 AM

Phil Jensen is a Republican — of course — and the state Senator for South Dakota.He is also this week’s ISBL Asshat of the Week … for a variety of reasons. First, Jensen voted for mandatory drug testing of all welfare recipients — because t

Fred Phelps Is Dying: My Thoughts

03/18/2014 15:00:00 PM

There are reports that Westboro Baptist Church [WBC] founder Fred Phelps is on his deathbed, and that news is causing many in the LGBT community to sing for joy, and promise to disco on his grave for his decades of God Hates Fags picketing of soldier

Sheridan High School Tries To Keep Taylor Ellis In The Closet

03/18/2014 09:00:00 AM

It’s easy for LGBTQ youth to pass as straight in high school; you learn to dress differently, act differently, speak differently, blend in, hide out; become invisible.But it’s hard to come back from invisibility, so, the good news is that many of

Lindsay, Ep 2: The Keys to Daddy's Heart ... Or a Car ... Or Maybe a Home

03/17/2014 15:00:00 PM

Apparently this week some of the crazy kicks in as we wait — and Lindsay waits and keeps us waiting — for the keys to her new apartment, paid for by Pilgrim, the production company OWN hired to film this

WTF? Katy Perry

03/17/2014 12:00:00 PM

Katy Perry does have her own sense of style; I'll admit that much. And sometimes it works--think Grammys 2013--and sometimes it doesn't--think Grammys 2014.And then there's this dress. it's pretty; it's springtime; it's floral. It's nice, though it d

Who Do I Hafta F**k To Get A Decent Senator For South Carolina?

03/17/2014 09:00:00 AM

Here in South Carolina, where it’s not the heat, but the stupidity, we have Lindsey Graham as our representative in the United States Senate.And for that I apologize, though I have never voted for the man.Still, he’s a delusional goose-stepping a

Sunday Funnies

03/16/2014 07:00:00 AM

I Ain't One To Gossip But ...

03/15/2014 08:00:00 AM

There is talk that Charlie Sheen has stabilized somewhat since his last breakdown; you know, when he was fired from his millions-of-dollars-a-week TV show, and took his crazy on a tour that fizzled and failed as soon as it started. But then FX brough

Under The Gunn, Ep 9: The One Where Everyone Hates Natalia

03/14/2014 15:00:00 PM

This week starts off with Asha and Michelle dogging Natalia.

Would You Hit It?

03/14/2014 12:00:00 PM

This is British actor Dominic Cooper. He was in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter--not the one with Daniel Day-Lewis--and Mama Mia! and My Week With Marilyn.And I have a simple question:Would.You.,Hit.It?Yes or no.

I Didn't Say It ...

03/14/2014 09:00:00 AM

Cardinal Timothy Dolan, on

Random Musings

03/13/2014 15:00:00 PM

The other day Bill O'Reilly complained that President Abraham Lincoln never would have appeared in a Funny or Die sketch a la President Obama because he had integrity.And because the internet hadn't been invented yet.Ass-followedquickyby-hat.What’s

Photo of the Week

03/13/2014 12:00:00 PM

Benedict Cumberbatch photo-bombing members of U2 and their wives and dates on the Oscars red carpet.Or ... as they call it now, 'Cumberbombing' U2 on the red carpet!

You Can't Say "Evolution" In Oklahoma ... At Least Not On A FOX Station

03/13/2014 09:00:00 AM

You know, when all these stories broke about this state and that state trying to pass legislation allowing business owners to deny services to The Gays in order to protect their alleged “religious freedom” the pundits said it was happening becaus

Architecture Wednesday: 308 Mulberry

03/12/2014 15:00:00 PM

This is an old, now new house located in Lewes, Delaware. Lewes,

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Josh Miller

03/12/2014 09:00:00 AM

About eleven years ago Josh Miller was in a catastrophic car accident. Both he and his passenger were so drunk at the time that neither one of them could recall who was actually driving that night, but Miller broke his neck and was left paralyzed for

United Methodist Church Won't Prosecute Minister For Officiating Same-sex Marriage Ceremony

03/11/2014 15:00:00 PM

In October 2012, the Reverend Thomas Ogletree

Kristian Nairn Comes Out

03/11/2014 12:00:00 PM

Kristian Nairn, an actor from Game of Thrones, has come out as a gay man, though he says he's always been out, but no one has ever asked him about it:"Well, in all honesty, when you talk about “the gay community,” you are talking about MY communi

Roberto Arango Comes Out ... Though He Might Not Get The Toaster Oven

03/11/2014 09:00:00 AM

It’s no surprise to anyone who reads this bloggy thing that I am pro-Coming Out. I think the more of us that come out, the better; there is, in fact, strength in numbers, and in visibility. Plus, the closet is a lonely place, when we tend to lie ab

Lindsay, Ep 1: Reality? Check.

03/10/2014 15:00:00 PM

Okay, so let’s begin with “Lohan Facts”:Lindsay was born July 2, 1986, in New York City, to Michael Lohan — an ex-Wall Street trader-slash-jailbird — and Dina Sullivan Lohan — a television personality, manager, and intoxicated party-goerA

WTF? Lara Pulver

03/10/2014 12:00:00 PM

This is actress Lara Pulver, a British actress rather well-known for her nude appearance as Irene Adler on Sherlock with Benedict Cumberbatch.And by the looks of this dress she loves being nekkid.Or looking like she's been White Tarred and Feathered.

He Said He Was Attacked, Then Said He Wasn't

03/10/2014 09:00:00 AM

I have always said that The Gays are like the Visa card; everywhere that you want to be. I mean, we work, pay our taxes, mow our lawns, take care of our homes, children, pets, lives; we go to church, or don’t, we belong to gyms, or don’t; we’re

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