04/22/2014 16:34:01 PM
This week, we ordered a bunch of gravel for an unnamed project The KingofHearts has going on in the backyard.
04/21/2014 17:11:12 PM
Easter was pretty low-key, as it generally is in our house. We threw some plastic eggs in the yard in the dark the night before for The Shortlings to find the next morning and for the squirrels to find even before then. We always end up with few plas
04/21/2014 16:27:40 PM
It's hard to believe it, I know, but it's Spring.
04/18/2014 06:17:00 AM
Dormouse: "OW!"KingofHearts: "What happened?"DM: "OWW.
04/17/2014 06:00:10 AM
Every night before The Shortlings go to bed, The KingofHearts reads to them.
04/16/2014 10:28:00 AM
Speaking of cherry blossoms, believe it or not, the Tidal Basin is not the only place in D.C. where you can see them blooming. It's just the only place where a tourist can easily push you into the water while trying to take his fiftieth picture of a
04/15/2014 10:22:20 AM
It's finally spring in the nation's capitol, so we endeavored to make a day of it this weekend and spend some time outside.
04/09/2014 17:10:55 PM
Last weekend I got The KingofHearts and I tickets to see The Manhattan Transfer, because - and I do not think I am not exaggerating here - they are the greatest singing group known to mankind.
04/06/2014 06:33:51 AM
So much going on from now until the end of school, I often forget to feed The Children, which is how we ended up in the Burger King drive-through the other night.
03/29/2014 07:40:23 AM
I only heard the punchline to this conversation so I don't know how it started.
03/26/2014 16:51:05 PM
"Mom, can you read the introduction to my science project?""Sure." *reads entire thing aloud*"You like it?""Yes.""Is it good?"
03/25/2014 09:35:14 AM
It's the sixth day of Spring and it's snowing. No one's very happy about it, but look how pretty:
03/19/2014 17:30:13 PM
So how was your St. Patrick's Day?
03/17/2014 20:26:56 PM
Last year we were invited to St. Patrick's Day dinner at the house of an acquaintance at church. They promised corned beef and cabbage and even though I didn't know these people well, I agreed because they were Irish and CORNED BEEF.I don't know if I
03/16/2014 19:58:00 PM
This is how we all left the dentist's office last week. In unrelated news, people seem to be staring at me and my family a lot lately.
03/14/2014 16:24:09 PM
A series of loving, yet helpful and communicative text messages between me and my husband. Now imagine the stuff that I didn't deem fit to republish on the Interweb.chickenpotchickenpotchickenpotpieAre you home?Who dis?I'll take that as a yes. chicke
03/11/2014 11:38:40 AM
Long time no write, eh?
02/22/2014 07:12:49 AM
The Caterpillar came through the door in a tizzy yesterday.
02/21/2014 07:00:12 AM
Yesterday at work, we had a meeting with a bunch of people who could potentially give us a bunch of money, so I was asked to be a part of the dog and pony show and participate in a presentation to convince this bunch of people why we were not only de
02/20/2014 15:57:01 PM
*commotion in kitchen*Dormouse: "STOPPPP ITTTTTT!"*more commotion, then silence. Caterpillar walks sheepishly around the corner and heads toward another room*
02/19/2014 15:47:54 PM
If only she would be clear about what she likes to do with her time.
02/11/2014 06:00:11 AM
02/10/2014 14:41:01 PM
This is a cat, desperately trying to pretend that The Shortlings do not exist.He's also plotting to murder me in my sleep.
02/09/2014 12:19:00 PM
When we moved into our house mumblesomething years ago, the doorbell was broken.
02/08/2014 06:51:57 AM
Last year, we sent The Shortlings to a summer day camp.
02/07/2014 06:37:49 AM
The other day when The Shortlings got home from school, I told them they each were assigned... *cue brass section* ...A Chore. One had to clean up one room and one had to clean up a different room.
02/05/2014 12:49:07 PM
Last night - when it was clear and dry and 40 degrees and we were expecting a storm, but not for like six hours - the county cancelled school and all evening activities.
01/29/2014 15:00:21 PM
Dormouse: "You're acting weird."Caterpillar: "I am weird."Dormouse: "You just said you were weird!"Caterpillar: "There's nothing wrong with that. I was born weird."Dormouse: "You weren't born weird. You were raised weird."Caterpillar: "True."Dormouse
01/27/2014 13:36:04 PM
We decided to get a new car last week.And by "car," I mean, something I refuse to call a sport utility vehicle because a real man knows a station wagon when he sees one.
01/23/2014 14:58:42 PM
When I decided to have kids, I was unsure of my ability to excel at the role.
01/22/2014 16:01:51 PM
I'm sure that as soon as I admit this, there will be a great swell from the interwebs and an uprising will begin, but I actually love winter and snow and everything that goes along with it.
01/17/2014 19:16:06 PM
Every once in awhile I get nervous that I'm going to randomly lose all the photos on my phone and I transfer them, one by one to a computer... so I can lose them there.
01/14/2014 10:05:00 AM
This week I uncharacteristically allowed The Dormouse to take some pictures with my camera while we were waiting for a event I was photographing to start.
01/13/2014 15:25:01 PM
01/12/2014 08:09:01 AM
Playing with graphic filters in PhotoShop to try and salvage some pictures that I know aren't great, but still persistently like anyway. Because I am delusional and not able to recognize when it's time to give up. Here's a Sunday morning image.
01/11/2014 16:30:15 PM
Over the winter break, I spent way more time with my children than is socially acceptable. Finally we came home, started back to school for one day and then a Polar Vortex came our way and closed or delayed school for, in this order: snow, freezing r
01/11/2014 06:35:21 AM
This is the first year we didn't actually make it to see Santa in any official capacity with fancy outfits.
01/08/2014 16:52:08 PM
I bought this canvas in a discount store a year or so ago before I noticed that every suburban family from here to the west coast has a similar one on their wall somewhere.
01/07/2014 16:34:32 PM
You know why you need a blog? To have someplace to post all your photos. It's the come over to my place and look at the slides from my vacation of the twenty-first century.I like these pictures though. So take a seat in the living room and have some
01/01/2014 17:03:04 PM
A couple of years ago, Rosanne Cash released an album titled The List.
01/01/2014 08:54:45 AM
I could tell you the story of my week between Christmas and New Year's Day, but your eyes would roll back into your head and you'd cover your ears and because I'd start whining like Beaker from the Muppets.
12/25/2013 03:00:02 AM
It took me way too long this year to both generate an idea for and execute Christmas cards this year, but we had a little sheltered workshop the day before yesterday and I'm pleased to announce that we mailed cards almost two whole days before Christ
12/24/2013 06:05:33 AM
This year I read the Shortlings The Best Christmas Paegent Ever... or rather, I downloaded the book onto my Kindle and then handed it over to The KingofHearts so he could read it to them because I only really get about three sentences in to reading a
12/23/2013 16:56:54 PM
I'm not going to get into how tired and cranky I am, because I pretty much whined about that once already this week.