I’m not a rock and rolla. I don’t go to concerts. I think I’ve been to twelve concerts in my life and one of them was Barry Manillow. Crowds and mosh pits terrify me. I don’t like jockeying for position and I only like to do drugs if someone sweats them onto me. I don’t [...]The post Sex, Drugs and Who Shot Rock and Roll? appeared first on The Woman Formerly Known as Beautiful.
Here it is. My newborn baby in its attractive swaddling: You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll want to netflix Donnie Darko. Get yours at Amazon HERE for $2.99 You can read my OPEN LETTER TO KRISTEN STEWART at AIMING LOW today. AL has some of the funniest writers online today. (I gave them my placenta to [...]The post An Open Letter to Kristen Stewart and My Book! appeared first on The Woman Formerly Known as Beautiful.
To be honest I’m a little sick of myself. Lately it’s been alllll about me. So this post is about you and my friend Johanna Sawalha. This isn’t a sponsored post, I’m not being paid. Johanna’s my Life Coach (she single-handedly gave me the kind of closeness I wanted with my sister and got me [...]The post From Fat Fanny To Fit Fanny! appeared first on The Woman Formerly Known as Beautiful.