The Woman Formerly Known as Beautiful

Sex, Drugs and Who Shot Rock and Roll?

I’m not a rock and rolla.  I don’t go to concerts.  I think I’ve been to twelve concerts in my life and one of them was Barry Manillow.  Crowds and mosh pits terrify me.  I don’t like jockeying for position and I only like to do drugs if someone sweats them onto me.  I don’t [...]The post Sex, Drugs and Who Shot Rock and Roll? appeared first on The Woman Formerly Known as Beautiful.

An Open Letter to Kristen Stewart and My Book!

Here it is.  My newborn baby in its attractive swaddling: You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll want to netflix Donnie Darko.  Get yours at Amazon HERE for $2.99 You can read my OPEN LETTER TO KRISTEN STEWART at AIMING LOW today.  AL has some of the funniest writers online today.  (I gave them my placenta to [...]The post An Open Letter to Kristen Stewart and My Book! appeared first on The Woman Formerly Known as Beautiful.

From Fat Fanny To Fit Fanny!

To be honest I’m a little sick of myself.  Lately it’s been alllll about me.  So this post is about you and my friend Johanna Sawalha.  This isn’t a sponsored post, I’m not being paid.  Johanna’s my Life Coach (she single-handedly gave me the kind of closeness I wanted with my sister and got me [...]The post From Fat Fanny To Fit Fanny! appeared first on The Woman Formerly Known as Beautiful.