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The Zen of Having Your Car Stolen
There has been some fuckery afoot. Henry walked outside yesterday to get into our 10-year old Toyota Highlander only to wonder, “Dude, where’s my car?” It had vanished without a trace. Apparently it didn’t even put up a fight, there were no signs of struggle. No shattered glass, no oil stains, no tire marks indicating [...]
May 23rd is National Vixen Day
So I’ve caved in and am reading the Fifty Shades of Grey series. Henry has had to start taking vitamins to keep up with me. The books are so BAD. The heroine, Anastasia Steele (yes, I know) considers herself to be plain and ordinary (this, btw was an exercise in copying the Twilight format), but [...]
Fifty Shades of Wife Dominatrix
“I want you to dominate me!” I announce to Henry. “Wha…?” Henry’s asleep. It’s midnight on Sunday. I’ve flipped on the light switch. He blinks at me mole-ishly from his protective, fetal position under the duvet. “I want to be the Submissive and you be the Dominant,” I say, “I can be the Dominant in [...]
