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Excuse The Puns | Part 2

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz. I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils? [...]

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Excuse The Puns | Part 1

When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This girl said [...]