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I'll Ask Ya Once, Then Alexa Again

04/18/2015 17:46:58 PM

Manifest Doofusry

04/11/2015 02:02:23 AM

Taking Out the Trash (Talk)

04/04/2015 21:13:06 PM

Radio Dazed

03/25/2015 17:36:39 PM

I'm the Guy and I Don't Know Why

03/21/2015 15:07:42 PM

Local Incapacity

03/14/2015 15:06:14 PM

Perfectly Rational Fridge-a-phobia

03/05/2015 21:06:38 PM

Soon, I'll Say the Darnedest Things

02/28/2015 13:35:46 PM

Oh, the Wearing Outside is Frightful

02/21/2015 12:36:28 PM

Juuuuust a Fridge Outside

02/15/2015 13:48:28 PM

Snowpocalypse Forever

02/08/2015 00:30:55 AM

Automation Resignation

01/31/2015 22:51:07 PM

It Just Goes (Amaz)On and On and On...

01/24/2015 17:49:13 PM

Just Say No-Lympics

01/16/2015 21:40:58 PM

The Furor of the Juror

01/09/2015 17:50:15 PM

Should Old Spam-quaintance Be Forgot?

01/03/2015 22:07:24 PM

The Gift Grift That Keeps On Giving

12/27/2014 23:37:31 PM

Coming Hit-tractions

12/20/2014 13:36:00 PM

A Gluten for Punishment

12/13/2014 16:02:30 PM

Phone-y Baloney

12/07/2014 12:50:48 PM

Blackerer Friday

11/29/2014 09:32:31 AM

Lights! Camera! Pumpkin Log!

11/21/2014 22:53:16 PM

Taxi-mum Overdrive

11/01/2014 14:18:23 PM

Camera Incompetenta

10/26/2014 16:41:38 PM

Greece Is Indeed the Word

10/18/2014 23:58:46 PM

Nobody Here But Us Vacationeers

10/10/2014 19:00:58 PM

Do No Farm

10/04/2014 14:23:42 PM

Literally, the Only Thing I'm Writing About Today

09/27/2014 19:50:17 PM

Nine-and-a-Half Reasons I'm Not Invited to the Next Party

09/20/2014 15:46:16 PM

Man's Only, Probably Untasty, Friend

09/13/2014 23:59:48 PM

I've Got Two Tickets to... Uh, Yeah

09/05/2014 21:34:18 PM

The Glasses Menagerie

08/29/2014 00:48:31 AM

Polly Wanna Freaking Give Me a Hint Over Here?

08/21/2014 00:15:15 AM

Magnet Videos, How Do They Work?

08/16/2014 14:20:52 PM

Pimp My Gimp

08/07/2014 16:17:23 PM

We're Always Togetherments, Even When We're Apartments

08/01/2014 17:35:15 PM

If the Bit Fits, You're in Deep Shit

07/23/2014 19:52:37 PM

{Hi|Howdy|Hello}, You're a {Moron|Chowderhead|Boob}!

07/15/2014 23:55:54 PM

Non-Proudly, Non-Presenting...

07/10/2014 00:50:53 AM

An Idiom's Guide to Idiots, or Possibly Vice Versa

07/01/2014 00:43:22 AM

Always on Deck, on Deck

06/25/2014 11:39:24 AM

Hoop Dweebs

06/18/2014 22:56:50 PM

If at First You Don't Pen, Pen, Pen Again

06/11/2014 23:50:11 PM

At the End of My Wrap

06/02/2014 23:19:12 PM

Your Ass is deGrasse, Sucker

05/29/2014 23:59:42 PM

When Good Food Goes... I Said It's FINE!

05/20/2014 23:49:37 PM

Weather She Will, Or Weather She Won't

05/13/2014 23:50:22 PM

The Eventuals of Currents Past

05/10/2014 13:39:09 PM

Hello Discness, My Old Friend

05/06/2014 23:27:04 PM

Eventual Events, Currently

05/01/2014 23:26:49 PM

It's the (L)Easter I Can Do

04/22/2014 23:52:04 PM

To Househave, and to Household

04/15/2014 23:56:35 PM

Kitty Whipped

04/10/2014 23:27:51 PM

It's My New Best Policy

04/07/2014 10:41:20 AM

Occupational Suicide, Chapter #2,481

04/03/2014 18:28:24 PM

Picture-Perfect Pants

03/31/2014 18:19:43 PM

(Environ-)Mentally Prepared

03/25/2014 23:40:52 PM

First in Our Brains, Secondhand in Our Hearts

03/22/2014 23:32:23 PM

Refreshingly Honest Chinese Restaurant Delivery Menu Items

03/21/2014 01:37:12 AM

Tis the Seeeeeeeason

03/19/2014 18:16:49 PM

You Down with A-H-T? Yeah, You Know Me.

12/19/2013 22:14:48 PM

You Can Play, But You Can Never Win

12/15/2013 22:52:49 PM

You Don't Even Know How Much Trouble Urine

12/09/2013 22:15:25 PM

The Overly Auditory Lavatory

12/05/2013 22:06:02 PM

Hi, I'm Damned Damned to Meet You!

12/01/2013 22:08:26 PM

Fine, I'm a Turkey

11/28/2013 12:59:02 PM

Taxicab Confusions

11/22/2013 22:42:51 PM

If You're Happy, Then I'm... Something, I'm Sure

11/18/2013 22:48:34 PM

Mean, Mean Greens

11/14/2013 22:23:47 PM

(Not) Milking the Moment

11/10/2013 22:53:12 PM