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Pirates Versus Miners

06/03/2015 03:47:00 AM

Suggested by Matt Bugg.Though, in fairness, there are no records of pirates ever actually burying their treasure...

Witches Versus Bitches

06/01/2015 03:44:00 AM

Suggested by Richard Gladman (AKA Cyberschizoid)Richard is the head honcho of

Politicians Versus Citizens

05/29/2015 02:34:00 AM

Oh, David Cameron,

Fans Versus Directors

05/27/2015 08:09:00 AM

You just know Michael Bay would do something like that.

Singers Versus Language Experts

05/25/2015 06:36:00 AM

Was it 'gray' or 'grave'? I still don't know.

Strippers Versus Burlesque Dancers

05/23/2015 07:15:00 AM

Suggested by Elly Hawkins.Have a great weekend, everyone!

Cat Ladies Versus Cleaners

05/20/2015 13:49:00 PM

Inspired by a suggestion from

Boyfriends Versus Teddy Bears

05/18/2015 06:56:00 AM

Suggested by Gage Cowell.Gage works as a bartender at my favourite bar, The Wine Bar in Ipswich and recently revealed he's not really a fan of teddy bears-something the rest of the staff and regulars delighted in poking fun at.

Masochists Versus Sadists

05/15/2015 16:44:00 PM

Suggested by Matt Bugg.Have you guys checked out the

Bands Versus DJs

05/13/2015 13:38:00 PM

Suggested by Louise Parnell.Once again, my good pal DJ Karl Cross stars in today's cartoon-sporting his new, bearded look.My TeePublic store

Librarians Versus One-Man Bands

05/11/2015 07:17:00 AM

Sorry for the lack of updates last week-got a bit swamped by s project I'm currently working on. Things are back to normal this week though, so I hope you enjoy today's Versus!

Gym Freaks Versus Computer Nerds

05/04/2015 11:05:00 AM

Suggested by Lee Milsom.Normal service resumes today-hope you all enjoyed the AbsrdComedy collection.

Feminists Versus Models

05/01/2015 16:46:00 PM

This is the last of the

Vampires Versus Dietitians

04/29/2015 13:54:00 PM

Another one from the

Doms Versus Misogynists

04/27/2015 16:40:00 PM

Today's

Genealogists Versus Bigots

04/24/2015 14:34:00 PM

I can't help but feel that if the bigots of the world looked into their family trees they'd change their tunes fairly quickly...Have a great weekend, everyone!

American Footballers Versus Referees

04/22/2015 14:54:00 PM

First off, apologies for no update on Monday-I started a new day job this week, so I'm getting used to a new routine.Today's cartoon is another from the

Lumberjacks Versus Lumbersexuals

04/17/2015 04:34:00 AM

Bloody hipsters...

Time Travellers Versus Weathermen

04/15/2015 06:32:00 AM

Today's cartoon was an extra in my

Mermaids Versus Fishermen

04/14/2015 04:44:00 AM

Magicians Versus Animal Lovers

04/10/2015 17:04:00 PM

Priests Versus Hecklers

04/08/2015 17:23:00 PM

Thespians Versus Politicians

04/06/2015 03:57:00 AM

It would be nice if politicians could be

Singers Versus Tribute Acts

04/03/2015 09:37:00 AM

Well, Night Con was a lot of fun.

Chefs Versus Drill Sergeants

04/01/2015 17:39:00 PM

Deities Versus Extremists

03/30/2015 07:07:00 AM

Starting today and running through April, I'll be showcasing the cartoons I produced for AbsrdComedy

Politicians Versus Comedians

03/27/2015 05:43:00 AM

The final Battle in my Politicians mini trilogy is based on the recent news that

Politicians Versus Civil Rights Leaders

03/25/2015 04:48:00 AM

Based on a suggestion by Jimmy Pearson.Jimmy Pearson is the acclaimed author of The Heart of War and Bayou Arcana and I had the pleasure of meeting him last year at WynterCon.

Politicians Versus Fascists

03/23/2015 13:10:00 PM

Based on a suggestion by Elly Hawkins.Another stab at some political cartoons this week...

Druids Versus Cleaning Ladies

03/20/2015 05:24:00 AM

Suggested by Johnny Hagz.Johnny suggested today's Battle more as a test to see if the idea fit with the series-but, I liked it, so decided to make a Battle out of it anyway.

Presenters Versus Producers

03/18/2015 06:07:00 AM

As I'm sure you've heard, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson was

Buddhists Versus Emos

03/16/2015 14:56:00 PM

True fact: Buddhists can be calm about pretty much anything, except emos.I'll be attending Night Con in my home town of Ipswich, next month!I have something special planned for the evening, which I should be able to reveal at the end of the ...

Toddlers Versus Spies

03/13/2015 04:43:00 AM

There are some jobs where a 'take your child to work' day just wouldn't be suitable; spy, obviously due to the need to be quiet; surgeon, what with the need to concentrate and all the blood; and tax collector, because, come on, you want your ...

Toddlers Versus Poker Players

03/11/2015 15:11:00 PM

Our Poker Player just can't catch a break

Toddlers Versus Health & Safety Inspectors

03/09/2015 05:21:00 AM

Today's cartoon is the first in a new mini-trilogy, featuring toddlers-which seems appropriate as I was at Titchy Con on Saturday, which was a convention aimed at younger fans.The convention was a lot of fun, thanks to everyone who made the ...

Step-Parents Versus Parents

03/06/2015 11:21:00 AM

Being a step-parent myself, I've had to deal with the above parent's question a few times...and I imagine I'll be dealing with it some more over the course of my life.

Brides Versus Bridesmaids

03/04/2015 15:03:00 PM

You know how sport is, for a lot of guys, the last acceptable place to be ridiculously competitive and play war?

Visionaries Versus Journalists

03/02/2015 05:25:00 AM

So, on Friday, the great Leonard Nimoy unfortunately passed away.However, it seemed people were far more interested in the colour of a dress.

Pro Gamers Versus Tennis Players

02/27/2015 04:17:00 AM

Based on a suggestion by Dan Slater.And thus concludes my Pro Gamers mini trilogy of cartoons, hope you've all enjoyed them.

Pro Gamers Versus Golfers

02/25/2015 04:53:00 AM

Based on a suggestion by Dan Slater.Golf is dull.

Pro Gamers Versus Curlers

02/23/2015 06:23:00 AM

Based on a suggestion by Daniel Slater.A while back, Dan suggested Pro Gamers Versus Pro Athletes and I've been racking my brain to come up with a good way of doing the cartoon ever since.

Celebrities Versus Impersonators

02/20/2015 10:13:00 AM

I've never got celebrity impersonators...just seems...weird...

Terrorists Versus Toddlers

02/18/2015 05:16:00 AM

Suggested by Andi O'Shaughnessy.Andi suggested this Battle years ago, but it took me ages to figure out how to go about making it work as a cartoon.

Popes Versus Parents

02/16/2015 08:46:00 AM

Whilst I don't necessarily disagree with Pope Francis, I've always felt uneasy when the Church throws around opinions

Politicians Versus Psychics

02/13/2015 06:45:00 AM

Oh, Bob, you rapscallion, you...Have you checked out the latest exclusive cartoons over at AbsrdComedy yet? If not, hit the link below!Enjoy!

Poker Players Versus Psychics

02/11/2015 18:40:00 PM

Bob is at it again...Hey! I have more exclusive cartoons over at AbsrdComedy-go check 'em out!Enjoy!

Comedians Versus Psychics

02/09/2015 05:22:00 AM

The comedian in today's cartoon is based on Rob Delaney-a damn funny guy and someone I heartily recommend you check out.

Time Travellers Versus Dictators

02/06/2015 11:26:00 AM

Come on, if you had a time machine, what's the first thing you'd do?Hope you've all enjoyed the latest mini trilogy!

Time Travellers Versus Physicists

02/04/2015 03:47:00 AM

Apologies to Professor Brian Cox...Have you checked out the latest exclusive Versus cartoons over at AbsrdComedy?

Time Travellers Versus Historians

02/02/2015 05:46:00 AM

It's the start of a new mini-trilogy, this time featuring Time Travellers-and each one will be a different version of The Doctor this week.

Misogynists Versus Ghost Hunters

01/30/2015 05:10:00 AM

So, the other day, it was announced we're getting a third Ghostbusters-with an

Panto Dames Versus Cosplayers

01/28/2015 03:50:00 AM

Suggested by Leo Dyke.FYI, the cosplayer in today's cartoon is based on me.

Werewolves Versus Butlers

01/26/2015 07:32:00 AM

Alas, he never got the job...I have a couple of convention appearances coming up!

Vampires Versus Vegetarians

01/23/2015 07:18:00 AM

Well, our Vampire friend has had a bit of a rough time this week...and I hope you've all enjoyed the shenanigans.I have a new 'mini-trilogy' coming up soon, which, I have to say, I'm quite looking forward to sharing with you all.

Vampires Versus Sun Bathers

01/21/2015 05:53:00 AM

I never really saw the point in sun-bathing myself....but at least I don't burn quite as bad as our Vampire friend...Teepublic is having another site-wide sale and I've uploaded a new Versus shirt too!If you'd like this new design-or any of ...

Vampires Versus Dentists

01/19/2015 09:52:00 AM

It was hard enough getting an evening appointment, but to then have to put up with your dentist questioning your lifestyle choices...Today's Battle is the first in another 'mini-trilogy' (yes, I am doing a lot of these lately, aren't I?) featuring ...

Popes Versus Messiahs

01/16/2015 09:35:00 AM

To my mind, you could swap out the Pope and Jesus for most other religious leaders and their messiahs and this joke would still work...

Footballers Versus Divas

01/14/2015 03:21:00 AM

Bartenders Versus Mixologists

01/12/2015 06:25:00 AM

Suggested by Luke Parkerson.Luke-a good friend and manager of my favourite bar in the town I live in-has appeared as the Bartender in

Bankers Versus Muggers

01/09/2015 10:22:00 AM

And thus concludes my Bankers 'mini trilogy' of cartoons.

Bankers Versus Pirates

01/07/2015 08:23:00 AM

'Avast, ye scurvy dogs, ye be behind on yer mortgage repayments!'

Bankers Versus Highwaymen

01/05/2015 06:14:00 AM

Today's cartoon is the first in another mini trilogy, this time featuring Bankers facing off with a few foes...I'm looking forward to seeing what you think of them.In other news, AbsrdComedy is currently featuring some Versus cartoons in what ...

Shoppers Versus Chuggers

01/02/2015 18:53:00 PM

Suggested by Louise Parnell.Now, I do believe everyone should do their bit for charity, but, if you're looking for money for a cause, doesn't it make more sense to ask people with, well, money?Enjoy!

Surgeons Versus Shamans

12/31/2014 12:08:00 PM

Suggested (sort of) by Matt Day.I always thought the plural of 'shaman' was 'shamen'-turns out it's not.

Animal Lovers Versus Toffs

12/29/2014 04:10:00 AM

Let's be honest with ourselves, we all know that if they had even half the chance, the rich would hunt the homeless for sport.

Shepherds Versus Wise Men

12/26/2014 07:47:00 AM

Suggested by Adam Froud.I hope you all had a very great Christmas!Enjoy!

Reindeer Versus Unicorns

12/24/2014 04:17:00 AM

Suggested By Adam Froud.A very Merry Christmas to you all! Be safe, eat lots, drink lots and spend time with loved ones and most of all...Enjoy!

Christmas Elves Versus Elves

12/22/2014 02:39:00 AM

Suggested by Shannon-Paul Pennell.Christmas cartoon number two...Enjoy!

Christmas Elves Versus Dwarves

12/20/2014 16:11:00 PM

Suggested by Phill Palmer.Sorry, the first Christmas themed Battle is a day late, everyone-I was having some technical difficulties...all sorted now, though; see you Monday!Enjoy!

Podiatrists Versus Centaurs

12/17/2014 06:01:00 AM

Based on a suggestion by Adam Froud.Adam suggested 'Podiatrists Versus Horse' originally and I felt it was a pretty funny Battle to make (and it was the first suggestion he'd made that I could actually bring myself to drawing-some of his id ...

Nerds Versus Bodybuilders

12/15/2014 04:00:00 AM

Other answers to 'What's your excuse?' include:'I don't buy into the idea that working out excessively gains me immortality''I think I have a bit more to offer the world than being really, really muscly'and'I just really don't think those tiny ...

Priests Versus TV Personalities

12/10/2014 11:56:00 AM

Suggested by Leo Dyke.When it comes to

Fascists Versus Mothers

12/08/2014 06:02:00 AM

Suggested by Laura McKale Reynolds Mcreynolds.If you haven't heard, the UK's resident village idiot, Nigel Farage has some opinions on

Wrestlers Versus Superheroes

12/05/2014 13:51:00 PM

Suggested by Lee Milsom.Have a great weekend everyone!

Scuba Divers Versus Synchronized Swimmers

12/04/2014 10:46:00 AM

Suggested by Matt Bugg.I've decided to sell the Versus merchandise I produced for WynterCon and Master Con through the blog, just in time for Christmas! If you're interested in getting your hands on some limited edition prints and postcards, ...

Artists Versus Businessmen

12/01/2014 15:57:00 PM

Well, I had a great time at Ipswich Master Con.

Spies Versus Journalists

11/26/2014 09:00:00 AM

Suggested by Matt Day.There's still time to get my new Versus shirts for only £8.25/$14.00 over at TeePublic!Cops Versus VigilantesDJs Versus ConductorsCreationists Versus DinosaursEnjoy!

Fanboys Versus Sports Fans

11/24/2014 12:05:00 PM

It's

Foodies Versus Waiters

11/21/2014 17:09:00 PM

And thus, my mini 'Foodie' trilogy of Battles concludes...as I'm sure is obvious by now, 'Foodies' kinda get on my nerves.Don't forget, you can read this and many more Versus comics on the

Foodies Versus Take-Away Chefs

11/19/2014 15:54:00 PM

Another 'Foodie' Battle today...I'm doing a trilogy...

Foodies Versus Models

11/17/2014 05:00:00 AM

Ahh, the eternal battle between those who want to enjoy themselvesand those who care too much about their appearance...Well, about time I spoke about WynterCon, I guess.

WynterCon Special: Cosplayers Versus Zombies

11/03/2014 10:56:00 AM

What a weekend.I've been in Eastbourne attending WynterCon and it has been amazing.

Vegetarians Versus Dinosaurs

09/05/2014 09:00:00 AM

Suggested by Phill Palmer.You don't want to know what that Vegetarian did to get that Dinosaur so riled up...

Vets Versus Ringmasters

09/03/2014 04:00:00 AM

Four out of five Vets recommend you don't allow your pets to attempt to eat you.Once again, the lovely folks at

Versus Comics: DJs Versus Conductors

09/01/2014 04:38:00 AM

DJs Versus Conductors

08/29/2014 14:11:00 PM

Suggested by Matt Bugg (sorta)Matt actually suggested 'DJs Versus Composers' which I-for some reason-interpreted as 'DJs Versus Conductors'...no idea why, but, who knows, maybe composers will appear one day.Also, the DJ in today's Battle is ...

Versus Comics: School Kids Versus Golfers 3

08/27/2014 14:26:00 PM

Versus Comics: School Kids Versus Golfers 2

08/25/2014 09:38:00 AM

Versus Comics: School Kids Versus Golfers 1

08/22/2014 08:54:00 AM

School Kids Versus Golfers

08/20/2014 03:51:00 AM

Suggested By Karl Cross.I can never take Golf seriously.

Anarchists Versus Politicians

08/18/2014 05:46:00 AM

Art Critics Versus Graffiti Artists

08/14/2014 04:51:00 AM

Inspired by Rachel Palmer.Rachel had suggested Fine Artists Versus Street Artists, which I tweaked into the above cartoon-hope that's ok, Rachel!Enjoy!

Gladiators Versus Zombies

08/11/2014 05:03:00 AM

If you haven't already, check out Versus on

Architects Versus Demolition Experts

08/08/2014 04:47:00 AM

Suggested by Dan Thackeray.When in doubt, always make a Planet of the Apes reference. Works for me everytime.Today is the last day to get my Jaws

Atheists Versus Deities

08/06/2014 09:32:00 AM

I'm obviously riffing on

Deities Versus Evangelists

08/04/2014 05:53:00 AM

I've always felt it's a bit...presumptuous to put words in the mouth of an omnipresent, omnipotent being.

Plumbers Versus Electricians

07/25/2014 04:05:00 AM

Some relationships are doomed from the start...There is just 12 hours left in the TeePublic sale!

Spies Versus Whistleblowers

07/23/2014 17:19:00 PM

Suggested by Phill Palmer.It burns when you're beaten at your own game, doesn't it?TeePublic have a sale on! Which means all my shirts are only $14 (£8.25 in the UK). But, it doesn't last long, so, hit the link and check it out!And, in other ...

Jockeys Versus Centaurs

07/21/2014 07:22:00 AM

Suggested by Matt Bugg.Centaur racing would be pretty awesome to see.

Yoga Addicts Versus 'Roid Ragers

07/18/2014 04:49:00 AM

Suggested by Louise Parnell.Some people take things way