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The Vancouver riots? NOT My Doing

06/21/2011 10:22:00 AM

The same evening the Boston Bruins captured their first Stanley Cup in almost

Not a Tough Guy...Brian Watches "One Man, One Jar"

04/27/2011 10:27:00 AM

A few weeks ago, our friends Jack and Kristin visited our home for a few drinks. During a conversation that I had, of course, directed toward the inappropriate, I mentioned that I had once walked into

Ambigiously Successful Negotiations in the Digital Age (Part II)

04/26/2011 13:20:00 PM

In the following exchange, can you tell who's incredibly busy and distracted and who has just enough time on his hands to be hopelessly annoying?The rest of the exchange has been omitted, because Patty doesn't find this funny.

Can YOU Find the Hidden Cottage Cheese Container?

04/26/2011 13:01:00 PM

Last night, when my fifteen-year-old son and his

Ambigiously Successful Negotiations in the Digital Age (Part I)

04/26/2011 10:47:00 AM

From a Google Chat exchange with Patty

It's "Write My Own Obituary" Day

03/29/2011 12:30:00 PM

Here's how I imagine it going down:LOCAL WRITER FOUND DEAD, HAPPY IN SUBURBAN CHICAGO HOMECHICAGO (Reuters)—Controversial and as-yet-mostly-unknown

Lost in the Hive CONTEST!!!

03/21/2011 15:12:00 PM

My artist-wife Patty created

Sarcastic SWM Seeks Wealthy Nymphomaniac

03/17/2011 13:46:00 PM

As I goofed off on the web this morning, pretending I was doing something that counts for anything, I happened upon this gem

SUPERZERO--The Adventures of Cap'n Thundersomething

03/13/2011 11:28:00 AM

This morning, while relishing an activity Patty deems inappropriate

So You Want to Be an Author...REALLY?

03/05/2011 09:05:00 AM

On June 30, 2009, as I finished my best-ever conversation with my literary agent, I escaped the mammoth throng of faceless aspiring writers and jumped into the more exclusive club of the faceless soon-to-be-published. Lost in the Hive, my collection ...