The Garage Band Experience

07/29/2009 14:27:00 PM

Do you know what a garage band is? Of course you do. It's a band playing in a garage, that is to say an amateur band practicing their skills in some remote basement with no audience at all (apart maybe from the lead singer's girlfriend lying ...

Figures of today: the man-machine

02/26/2009 12:46:00 PM

Ever heard of Kraftwerk? Of course you have. It was this famous German electronic band of the mid-70's who set the sonic blueprint for the New Wave and techno music of the decades to come. Their 1978 album "The Man-Machine" was the peak of their ...

Figures of today: the terrorist

01/24/2009 09:24:00 AM

The terrorist will be second on the "Figures of today" list. And why is that? Because he asked for it - quicker than the bank advisor, who will get the third spot.The terrorist isn't really a new figure in our 21th century fucked-up world. But ...

Figures of today: the pop singer

01/20/2009 14:43:00 PM

The "Figures of today" series starts with the pop singer. Why is the pop singer an important element of today's world? Because I said it was.The pop singer is in the middle of a triangle. An equilateral triangle, whose initial apexes were: art, ...

5 reasons why it sucks if you're 28 and still at university

01/19/2009 14:23:00 PM

reason one: you should have a job by then. The only reason you don't have a job is you don't seriously look for one. You prefer to read books, sit on your ass and listen to some teacher who has nothing left to teach you. Shame on you, you're ...

The meaning of life, part 3: cemetery plots

01/12/2009 15:57:00 PM

When do you buy a cemetery plot? The best time to buy was probably yesterday. The cost of a burial plot is rising like everything in our world. How do you choose a resting place? Take time and think about where you want your final resting place ...

The meaning of life, part 2: how to take a penalty kick

01/12/2009 15:37:00 PM

Picture: The orange areas are good places to aim the penalty kick, although low or high shots are even better. There is some room for error in case the shot is wider or higher than the target.A well directed, firmly struck penalty in football ...

The meaning of life, part 1: the female orgasm

01/12/2009 15:26:00 PM

Picture on the left: "Three representational variations of female sexual response. Pattern 1 shows multiple orgasm; pattern 2 shows arousal that reaches the plateau level without going on to orgasm (note the resolution occurs more ...

Rebel Rebel

01/10/2009 16:25:00 PM

There was a time in history when being a rebel consisted in affirmative action. Now you ask me: what the bloody hell is affirmative action? And I answer you: affirmative action is when you say "Yes, I do" or "Yes, I have" or "Yes we can". A ...

Women are wonderful (part 3)

01/07/2009 12:40:00 PM

Preamble: That's only part 3 and I'm already short of ideas. I guess I must be a pathetic misogynous scumbag, not being able to find one more argument to back womanhood. But I think this one could do the job.Women are wonderful. Yes they are. ...