Top 10 Worst Children's Products

Posted on Apr 17 2012 at 09:02:46 AM in Humor

Top 10 Worst Children

On one side, we can empathize with companies that have to constantly churn out new kids toys at the same clip as jolly ol’ Saint Nick. You’ve got to figure that at some point one of these toys is really going to shit the bed and make kids everywhere cry and/or develop social phobias.

On the other hand however, you also have to figure that there must be multiple levels of quality control between the ‘idea-stage’ and the final production/marketing/distribution of a toy.  Maybe someone should have picked up on the fact that a pole-dancing doll for little girls might not send the right message.  Or have the foresight to move the blow-up valve from Wolverine’s crotch to another location on the beach ball to avoid confusion over bestiality. For the toys on our list, someone somewhere clearly should have stood up in defiance and told them all that it wasn’t even worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on (thank you, Will Ferrell).

Now that this got weird, enjoy our list of the Top Ten Horrendous Children’s Products, at


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Created: Apr 17 2012 at 09:02:46 AM
Updated: Apr 17 2012 at 09:02:46 AM
Category: Humor
Language: English