New Words You May Not Have Known You Needed

Posted on Aug 8 2011 at 09:39:40 AM in Humor

New Words You May Not Have Known You Needed

  • Hando – a hand-written typo –“It’s not supposed to say ‘parslip,’ that’s just a hando.”
  • Magnifiscent – a really great smell –“What’s cooking in here? It’s magnifiscent!”
  • Dinosore – a little boo-boo on a dinosaur’s paw - ”The T-Rex is just cranky because she has a dinosore.”
  • Pterodactill – a sick pterodactyl –“She’ll fly when she’s not such a pterodactill.”
  • Trash Can’t – When the trash is just too overflowing and heavy to take out to the curb –“I’d love to take out the trash, next  time you have a trash can. As it is, I just see a trash can’t.”
  • Gelatte – a gelato latte (somebody start making & selling them!) -“I’ll have a hazelnut mocha creme anglaise gelatte.”
  • Incestors – When it turns out that your ancestors were closely related before they got married –“You mean that grandma and grandpa were… inscestors?”
  • Joyify – to make more joyful - “That song is too depressing. They need to joyify it.”
  • Inbow – the inside of the elbow –“My inbow itches.”
  • Lipbrow – formerly known as a mustache - “My lipbrow itches.”
  • Uberlip – the place where a lipbrow grows –“My uberlip itches.”
  • Parslip – a slippery parsnip –“The parslip is on the floor… again.”

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    Sick dino pic care of Dinosaur Flour

      Article Information
    Author: Daisybrain
    Created: Aug 8 2011 at 09:39:40 AM
    Updated: Aug 8 2011 at 09:39:40 AM
    Category: Humor
    Language: English