Danny is and always has been a prolific liar, daring anyone to tell him he's not. When he discovered writing down lies was not only fun, but encouraged in some quarters, he decided to "give this writing thing a whirl." He will begin writing seriously next week. To the surprise of everyone he has been published and actually got paid for it. They did spell his name wrong on the check though. He was ok with that because he loves irony more than spitting at cats.His greatest accomplishment was convincing his beautiful wife Denise to marry him and anyone who has seen them together knows he married way, way out of his league. He's also proud to have outlived several famous people much younger than he was when they croaked.Danny spends most of his leisure time cussing the dog next door, trying to achieve weightlessness, watching his beloved Capitals break his heart, and waiting with fervent hope to see Sydney Crosby take a puck in the puss.
