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| Nickname: | TheCrankyCanadian |
| User Activity: | 25 pts total (0 pts in February) |
| Date of Birth: | 07/20/1900 |
| Country: | Canada |
| Gender: | Female |
| Language: | English |
| Occupation: | Engineering, Science and the Environment |
| About: | Here are a few tidbits about little ol' me:
Location: London, Ontario, Canada I am non-religious. I believe religious fanatics are the cause of all the world’s problems. Period. I think all politicians are crooks. Trust none. My favourite singer is Robert Smith from The Cure. I love him. I cheered for Germany in the 2010 FIFA World Cup because Canadian soccer players are apparently handicapped. Other than Canada, Germany is my favourite place on earth. I define “celebrities” as gossip-generating, tabloid-seeking, will-do-anything-for-publicity, no-talent losers like Heidi Montag and any reality show contestant therefore I detest any and all celebrities and think they should be shot into the sun. For the record, the celebrity I detest the most out of them all is Spencer Pratt. Favourite Childhood Memory: my cousin was hitting me and making me cry so I smacked him in the head with a 2 x 4. Teach him to mess with me. Go girl power! If it’s a small offence, I opt for to forgive the offender. However, if the offence is so heinous that it makes the angels cry, you are marked for revenge. Did you actually think it was a GOOD idea to wrong me? I think Facebook is an abombination. It seems everyone on the planet has forgotten how to communicate without it. Whatever would we do without Farmville? I cry whenever I fill up at the gas pumps because I just realized I’ve been raped again by the petrol man The best concert I have ever seen in my life is Motley Crue in Hamilton, ON in March 2009. Those guys know how to melt a fucking face off! Yes, I’m a huge fan. I love Nikki Sixx. Sue me! I’ve almost been arrested. Who knew that forgetting your license at home and driving in your bare feet without a seatbelt and failing to stop for a police officer was an arrestable offence? I litter all the time. I’m a serial tree killer. I always screen my phone calls. I would refuse to own a phone if I couldn’t have caller ID I have a zero-tolerance policy for cheaters. They should be dragged through broken glass and dipped in vinegar I always lie about my age. No one knows how old I really am I wholeheartedly support the seal hunt and proudly wear my “I Club Baby Seals” t-shirt so all you bleeding heart Green Peace weirdos can shut the hell up. People think I’m weird…because I kinda am. |
