José opened his mouth and out popped sparkly gems and koo-koo nuggets again. What will we ever do with the Portugeyser. Cue the fun-fair music. It appears that the Mou-man has added another incident to his resume of nonsense. On his way back from Miami with his family he was stopped by a couple of newlyweds, culés mind you,and when they saw him sitting with his family and some associates they stopped and said, ¨Hey look! Mourinho. Força Barça!¨ Nothing came of it until they made their transfer in Lisbon. Mou and his entourage were waiting. ¨You know who I am,¨ he said to the newly married Anna, to which she replied, "Yes. Mourinho.¨ Then he came forward and started saying,

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