North America's trusted source of news (now how the hell did that happen?) was representing the brand outside the #Toronto Eaton Centre. One guy was dressed in a beaver suit while his posse gave out copies of The Beaverton newspaper. I was dejected to note that "Heavy petting officially downgraded to first base" but quickly perked up when I found out that "Hedgehogs are pussies"!
"The Beaverton is a news satire and parody publication . All articles contained within this website, however similar to real events, are fictitious. When public figures are mentioned by name, the corresping story details are invented. In all other cases, any resemblance to actual persons or events is entirely coincidental."
Now that is funny stuff, way better than that other paper that hates Ford, is full of hate Ford stories, and Ford hates them right back. Booyah, quality journalism finally hits Toronto's streets.