Sales shopping is over. Finito. I closed my last browser and banned myself from looking at any more Final 70% Off! emails. I've raided LN-CC, Browns and DSM heavily and I don't need any more. There is no point looking.Then again, I already have about £60,000 worth of imaginary shopping baskets racked up across the internet filled with full-price AW pieces. It's my porn, OK? When it's late at night and I'm done with freaking out over spreadsheets and LaTeX, I like to go through my various shopping trolleys and mentally try everything on. Over the months that follow I slowly whittle away the chaff until I've settled on a couple of key items (and brought the total price down to something less stratospheric). Unless a spanner is thrown into the works, like discovering you have secret money hidden away in your PayPal account. Thanks eBayers for finally paying up!

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