Butchers are a great bunch, aren't they? They chop things up. They serve you meat. And they're generally overweight and happy chaps all round (pun intended). Also, for some strange reason they're all married to the same woman called Mildred too. Or was that just a dream I had? Anyway, to emphases what I am trying to say, watch this film Directed by Yuen Woo-Ping; and Starring: Sammo Hung and Yuen Biao. It was made in 1979, and lasts for 108 minutes. Magnificent Kick/Butcher Wing THE STORY: Once upon a time in frugal China there lived an idiot called Porky (Sammo Hung). Well, Porky was the type of person whose able to annoy his reverent Kung-fu master, Wong Fei-Hung (Tak-Hing Kwan). Plus beat up his long lost brother, Lam (Kam Chiang), by defending the scoundrel, Ko Tai-Hoi (Hark-On Fung), on the street. OK, I have to admit, that when Porky fought Lam, he did not know that he was his long long lost brother. Or that Ko kidnapped Lam's wife earlier -- thus the reason for this debacle. Still, that is what Porky did. So what can Lam do about it huh? Hang himself? Yes. He tries to do just that actually. But thankfully, by chance of fate, he is saved by the martial art's drunkard, Beggar So (Fan Mei Sheng), whom then attempts to resolve Lam's problems in his unusual lush ways. He confronts Ko at a winery. He gives Porky a slap at a cafe. And he then rejoins Lam with his long-lost brother at home, before they all go and save Lams wife post-haste. However, do you think that these three martial musketeers are able to accomplish this mammoth task? Err. Yes. Of course they do. But in so doing, that also take back with them the goddaughter of Ko's master, called Master Ko (Hoi Sang Lee), which isn't really a nice thing to do considering that he hates Porky's teacher, Wong Fei-Hung. Moreover, to make matters even worse, the Goddaughter is killed sometime later. No. Not by Porky. By Ko. The

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