OK, I KNOW PIGEONS ARE FLYING RATS - DIRTY, FILTHY FLYING RATS. THE TITLE WAS WRITTEN THAT WAY FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY. I WAS TRYING TO BE HUMOROUS. TRYING TO PAINT A PICTURE OF THE HEARTLESS CHICAGO POLITICAL BUREAURACY. THE NEXT STEP IS TO PASS AN ORDINANCE "DO NOT FEED GOP POLITICIANS" IN MY HUMBLE OPINION - GOP POLITICIANS ARE DIRTY, FILTHY, FLYING RATS. (THEY FLY AROUND IN PRIVATE JETS, EQUIPPED WITH GOLD-PLATED FAUCETS) OL'E MITT WILL BE GOING HUNGRY NEXT TIME

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