Women Don't Have Friends, Just Allies

IN THE NEWS – Apple Inc. apologized April 23 for selling Baby Shaker, an iPhone application that let users silence an imaginary crying infant by shaking the multimedia device. The 99-cent “app” was removed from Apple’s online store April 22, two days after it debuted (although it endures on YouTube). Outraged child-welfare groups that decried it [...]

Love stinks, but “luv” is even worse

Published on 2009-04-17 20:00:43

We’ve all gotten the email, text mail or even the old fashioned scribbled note that says, “i luv u” Men. When you see that, run for your life. It’s from the “Hot Chick” and she’s out to use you like a tampon. You’re there to stop the bleeding then quickly discarded. There are differing variations of [...]

God bless you, Mark Fidrych. The Bird will always be alive in me.

Published on 2009-04-13 20:51:56

Mark Fidrych died while working on his truck. That’s what authorities believed happened on Monday when the 54-year-old Massachusetts legend died. If the name means nothing to you, then go find another blog. In 1976, there was a phenomena that swept this country called “The Bird.” I’m 44 and was born and raised in Michigan. [...]

“….OK, just sit back and enjoy your flight, we’ll be at 10,000 feet momentarily and the weather at our destination is going to be warm and – AHHGHT! ….”

Published on 2009-04-13 10:58:37

IN THE NEWS: A passenger landed a twin-engine plane in Florida after the pilot died in flight with a total of six people on board. Federal Aviation Administration officials say the pilot died after takeoff from an airport in Naples on April 12. It was on autopilot and climbing toward 10,000 feet when the pilot died. The passenger [...]

Memo to Eminem: It’s time to stop thinking up words that rhyme with “Mom”

Published on 2009-04-12 20:26:58

Rapper Eminem has a new album coming out. His sixth studio album is set to be released May 19. Two tracks have been leaked – “Crack A Bottle” and “We Made You.” I love Eminem’s music. But I’m not sure the music industry has had an artist with bigger Mommy issues since Elvis. Her name is [...]

Kris, baby, it’s Stripper 101: You screw ‘em, don’t marry ‘em.

Published on 2009-04-10 14:47:10

In case you missed it, Kris Benson was the starting pitcher for the Texas Rangers in the home opener April 10 for the Detroit Tigers. Benson, 34, is a journeyman pitcher who has been on four teams in eight years. He missed last year due to injury. But he’s hardly the star attraction anymore. That’s his wife, [...]

“Hi, 911? Yes, I am in Kmart and their clothes don’t fit and AHHHH!”" ZZZZ-AAAAAA-PPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Published on 2009-04-08 06:59:33

IN THE NEWS – A Texas woman called 911 on April 6 to report she didn’t get as much shrimp as she wanted in her fried rice at a Texas restaurant. Haltom City police on Tuesday released the taped emergency call, in which the customer is heard telling the dispatcher, “to get a police officer up [...]

Goodbye Farrah — you were The Sex Symbol of my generation.

Published on 2009-04-06 00:27:09

MSNBC reported late Sunday night, according to friends, Farrah Fawcett is expected to die soon from anal cancer. And although this blog’s focus is on the humorous, the 62-year-old actress has touched many of my generation like none other. To understand what Farrah means to the 40-something man, you have to start with how society has [...]

Let’s see … he’ll have two homes and three cars … yep, it’s another celebrity’s idea of bankruptcy

Published on 2009-04-04 11:03:00

You may know him as Michael Vick, the fallen-from-grace NFL superstar who played for the Atlanta Falcons and made millions before ending up in prison for running a brutal dog-fighting business. (However, certain chicks know him as Ron Mexico in 2005. That’s the name he gave them while he nailed them and took off. Turns [...]

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