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Pretty Little Liars 2x20: You Can't Steal My MIND
Published on 2012-02-16 22:50:00
Rosewood’s HotSpot So, over at Rosewood High Emily has FINALLY been allowed back onto the swim team. Thank god. As much as I love Emily and everything about her (especially when she wears flannel) I am not sure if I could take another full 45 minutes hearing about how she is no longer on the swim team. She is back in the water where she belongs, and all is right in the world. Spencer and Aria are waiting for their gay shark to come from the pool. Read more »
Once Upon a Drinking Game
Published on 2012-01-14 17:23:00
Do you know what makes watching a show about Fairy Tales more fun, watching a show about Fairy Tales when drunk. Also, I have not produced a new drinking game for a show in quiet some time and boy, is it easy to make up good rules for Once Upon a Time. So ladies and gentleman, may I present to you The Once Upon a Time Drinking Game Read more »
Pretty Little Liars 2x15: Party at the Lakehouse
Published on 2012-01-12 20:57:00
Last Week On PLL: Hanna hit A with a car and Emily almost got killed for the bagillionth time The Liars run back into the Greenhouse of horror trying to wrap their heads around what just went down. Aria: God Hanna how hard did you hit him/her/it with your BEAUTIFUL TOYOTA. Hannah: I hit it as hard as I would hit any stationary object while driving. You know my track record with cars. Spencer: Dammit guys, A locked her phone. If my calculations are correct, there are 4 digits, 10 numerica [..]
A Bit Longer
Published on 2011-09-25 19:36:00
Hey Guys, So I know I have been AWOL from this site for a while. I recently started a new job and am trying to focus my time on that. For right now I am not sure how often I will be able to update my site. I do plan on getting back to a weekly routine of recaps, but now for now my postings will most likely be sporadic. I will still be live tweeting during my favorite shows, so be sure to follow me on Twitter @TVwithAPB Thanks guys! APB
Pretty Little Liar 2x11: "Doctor Knows Best"
Published on 2011-08-29 21:15:00
Emily-vention:Emily is tossing and turning in her bed, at 3:07 AM, when she receives a mysterious text from A. After a full 2 hours and 8 minutes of processing this text, she decides to run away from the Marin house. As Emily revs the engine of her, Hanna awakes and realizes her dear roommate, and friend, is gone. Like any good lover friend, Hanna calls the other two PLL’s to investigate this disappearance, and they come as quickly as possible. Aria is sure that Emily has fled to Texas, and is [..]
The Lion Games
Published on 2011-08-26 23:08:00
Hey guys!!! Have you been watching PLL's new baby sister The Lying Game every Monday night and ABC Family? Well I have and I am ADDICTED! (Btw, I will refer to The Lying Games as "The Lion Games" from now becuase I like that better!) I watched the pilot at least three times already. Here are some of my thoughts on the first two episodes so far: 1) Intro?: I am totally not loving the intro. Compared to the The L Word, this intro is a god send. But seriously, the Lying Game's intro m [..]
Pretty Little Liars 2x10: "Who Needs To Go To College Anyways?"
Published on 2011-08-19 10:16:00
College Fair:It is college fair day at Roseweood High. Due to the fact that this day has optional attendance, I am very curious to see what percent of graduates end up going to college. Anyway, Aria and Emily decide to get a jump start on this special day and have a breakfast date in the cafeteria. Both girls have a bunch of Jason gossip to share with each other. Emily: “Aria, where have you been? We snuck into Jason’s shed last night…” Aria: “I kissed Jason. OMG, what should I do [..]
Pretty Little Liars 2x09: "Aria... The New Catnip for Pedophiles Everywhere"
Published on 2011-08-13 19:07:00
Morning Adventures Aria is at Ezra’s apartment for an early morning make-out session After Ezra goes to turn off his 7:21 alarm, he turns into Jason. Instead of shrieking “Why is this ugly monster in Fitz’s bed,” Aria continues to make out with Jason… until her own alarm wakes her up. Everyone can take a big old deep breath now, the Jaria make-out session was only a dream. Over at the morgue, Hanna and Emily have decided to join Spencer in the “Candy Striper Game”. They stand loo [..]
Pretty Little Liars 2x08: "There's a Hole in the Stomach, Dear Emily, A Hole"
Published on 2011-08-05 11:17:00
Scooby Stake-out:Aria, Spencer and Hanna are chilling outside Emily’s old casa as Spencer retells the Garrett Incident. Grumpy Hanna is not in the mood to hear other people’s problems tonight and starts bitching about the car’s temperature. There is no question in Hanna’s mind for why Garrett has Jenna’s clay pot. OBVIOUSLY, Garrett is just bringing raw meat to feed to Jenna’s cat. Problem solved. When Spencer pokes a small whole in Hanna’s theory (the fact that Jenna does not ac [..]
Pretty Little Liars 2x07: "You Don't Just Bury Field Hockey Sticks that Aren't Murder Weapons"
Published on 2011-07-28 23:16:00
The Marin Café: The girls gather at Hanna’s house to drink from her ever flowing coffee fountain. Hanna can’t hold in her excitement over the fact that a random pipe burst in the guest bedroom forcing her and Emily to sleep in the same room. Hanna is all like “Emily, we can have a never ending sleepover. Mona used to ask me for them all the time. She’d want us stay in bed all day in our underwear and wife-beaters. Weird huh?” The door bells rings and Hanna walks in with a gift b [..]
Pretty Little Liars 2x03: "My Name is Anita"
Published on 2011-07-02 10:20:00
Black and Whites: The Pretty Little Liars sit in the empty Rosewood Theatre watching a black and white movie (the type that Emily even likes). All of a sudden, a hooded man with a hook pops up in the back of the theater and screams “I Know What You
Weeds 7x01: Dime Bags to Grenades
Published on 2011-06-28 16:38:00
Danbury, CT: Three years have passes since last season’s finale and Nancy Botwin is in a Federal Prison in Danbury, CT. She struts into her parole hearing sporting a green jump suit, glasses and a pair of messy pigtails. Even though Nancy has serv
Pretty Little Liars 2x02: "Time Lords and Green Houses"
Published on 2011-06-25 14:29:00
The Greenhouse Effect: A door eerily slams as the Liars huddle together in the magical greenhouse. Vines hang down from the ceiling, ready strangle them; this is one of the many obstacles the Liars must defeat if they want to obtain the Philosopher
Pretty Little Liars 2x02: "Time Lords and Green Houses"
Published on 2011-06-25 14:29:00
The Greenhouse Effect: A door eerily slams as the Liars huddle together in the magical greenhouse. Vines hang down from the ceiling, ready strangle them; this is one of the many obstacles the Liars must defeat if they want to obtain the Philosopher
Pretty Little Liars 2x01: "It's Alive" and Most Likely Ian
Published on 2011-06-16 15:24:00
We are back. The show we have all been waiting for has finally aired its second season premier and all is right in the world. For this first time in my life I actually found myself saying “Praise the Lord. All is right in the world.” Rosewood’s
Pretty Little Liars 2x01: "It's Alive" and Most Likely Ian
Published on 2011-06-16 15:24:00
We are back. The show we have all been waiting for has finally aired its second season premier and all is right in the world. For this first time in my life I actually found myself saying “Praise the Lord. All is right in the world.” Rosewood’s
Bones- 6x23 “The Change in the Game”
Published on 2011-06-09 14:32:00
So I know this is super late. I realized I forgot to post this recap ages ago! Better late than never right? Bowling with Kids: Just so you know, the most direct way into my heart is television and bowling. That is why, when Bones opening scene was a
Bones- 6x23 “The Change in the Game”
Published on 2011-06-09 14:32:00
So I know this is super late. I realized I forgot to post this recap ages ago! Better late than never right? Bowling with Kids: Just so you know, the most direct way into my heart is television and bowling. That is why, when Bones opening scene was a
Beware: Five Shows Not to Watch During Dinner!
Published on 2011-06-01 12:08:00
Have you ever sat down in front of the TV excited to watch an amazing hour of television accompanied by a delicious mouth watering meal? Has that meal ever been ruined due to the fact that the stories told or images on the screen made you sick to you
Beware: Five Shows Not to Watch During Dinner!
Published on 2011-06-01 12:08:00
Have you ever sat down in front of the TV excited to watch an amazing hour of television accompanied by a delicious mouth watering meal? Has that meal ever been ruined due to the fact that the stories told or images on the screen made you sick to you
'Parks and Recreation'...Will You Be Mine?
Published on 2011-05-24 12:15:00
On April 9, 2009 my TV was tuned into NBC so I could watch their Thursday night comedy lineup. That night a new show was airing called Parks and Recreation. I watched the show for about 8 minutes and then decided to stop watching. Please put your pit
'Parks and Recreation'...Will You Be Mine?
Published on 2011-05-24 12:15:00
On April 9, 2009 my TV was tuned into NBC so I could watch their Thursday night comedy lineup. That night a new show was airing called Parks and Recreation. I watched the show for about 8 minutes and then decided to stop watching. Please put your pit
Top Five Nostalgic TV Dates
Published on 2011-05-19 16:46:00
Sorry for the long wait, but here are my pick of Top Five Nostalgic TV shows to watch when drunk. You do not have to be drunk to enjoy it, but it can sometimes make it more fun. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: When I think about first grade, this s
Top Five Nostalgic TV Dates
Published on 2011-05-19 16:46:00
Sorry for the long wait, but here are my pick of Top Five Nostalgic TV shows to watch when drunk. You do not have to be drunk to enjoy it, but it can sometimes make it more fun. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: When I think about first grade, this s
Top Ten Drunken Nostolgic TV Dates pt1
Published on 2011-04-10 02:47:00
Tonight my friend JC and I watched the first half of Sabrina The Teenage Witch Season 1. Do not fret my fair readers (as far and few between of you there are) when I finish rewatching Season 1 there will be synopsis. Seven episodes in and I already h
Top Ten Drunken Nostolgic TV Dates pt1
Published on 2011-04-10 02:47:00
Tonight my friend JC and I watched the first half of Sabrina The Teenage Witch Season 1. Do not fret my fair readers (as far and few between of you there are) when I finish rewatching Season 1 there will be synopsis. Seven episodes in and I already h
Fringe: Five Thoughts on Season 2
Published on 2011-04-09 11:50:00
This season was mind-blowing. Season two was much more serial in its storytelling than Season one, which was more episodic. I feel I could write two posts worth of discussion for the season finale alone but I am going to edit myself so I can discuss
Fringe: Five Thoughts on Season 2
Published on 2011-04-09 11:50:00
This season was mind-blowing. Season two was much more serial in its storytelling than Season one, which was more episodic. I feel I could write two posts worth of discussion for the season finale alone but I am going to edit myself so I can discuss
Ready to Catch New VD's
Published on 2011-04-06 19:46:00
I know it has been around all season, but I really can't get over how clever that ad campaign is. Although we shouldn't be joking about STDs being spread, I think it is genius. I laugh every time! Seriously marketing at its finest. I hope everyone i
Ready to Catch New VD's
Published on 2011-04-06 19:46:00
I know it has been around all season, but I really can't get over how clever that ad campaign is. Although we shouldn't be joking about STDs being spread, I think it is genius. I laugh every time! Seriously marketing at its finest. I hope everyone i
"Grey's Anatomy" 7x18 "The Hot Mess Beneath the Song"
Published on 2011-04-04 13:10:00
Oh Greys Anatomy musical, I wanted to love you so much. Unfortunately I can’t honestly say that I did. I am going to recap this episode song by song like my Gleecaps. So let’s dive right into the hot mess that was Greys. “Chasing Cars” The e
Grey's 7x17: The Car Crash for a Musical
Published on 2011-03-30 20:18:00
Sorry for the lateness. I am on vaca at my Grandma’s without wireless. Sex vs. Stark: The episode opens with Jackson taking off his shirt, which is always a lovely sight, followed by he and Lexie start is getting hot and heavy on the washing machi
Fringe Season 1: 6 Reasons It Was Awesome
Published on 2011-03-25 20:46:00
Last Friday I was reading some of TheTVReferee’s tweets about Fringe and asked myself “Why again am I not watching that show?” So now seven days and 20 episodes later, I have completed Season One and I am as hooked as a “Trouty Mouth’s”
Chris Brown on GMA: One Step Back for Humanity, One Huge Leap Back For Hair
Published on 2011-03-23 12:35:00
All morning everyone has been going wild over Chris Brown's appearance on Good Morning America. I found out about it through my always trusty site/ mecca Entertainment Weekly. I do not usually talk about celebrity gossip on this site, but I just
Criminal Minds: Are There Any Females Left?
Published on 2011-03-20 00:43:00
Although Criminal Minds has been around since 2005, I only began watching in during my 2009-2010 winter break. I came home and the show was on both the Ion and A&E TV. Since there were no new episodes of my favorite shows airing, I began to watch
Glee 2x16: "Original Songs Are Oh So Good"
Published on 2011-03-18 13:27:00
So I am back to my usual recap by song recapping of Glee for this amazing Regionals episode. “Misery”- What’s the best was to start an episode of Glee? Have Blaine bust open the doors to the Warblers practice room, throwing paper in the air an
Skins 1x09- One of the Worst Episodes of Televsion
Published on 2011-03-15 22:13:00
It is a fair to say that I will pretty much watch any TV show. I will give any show a chance and let it ride for a little bit until it gets on its steady tracks. There are some shows that I decide are decent but are not my cup of tea so I stop watchi
Glee: The Landslide Will Bring You Down
Published on 2011-03-10 16:03:00
There has been a lot of discussion about this weeks episode of Glee, and I wanted to put in my two cents as well. I am only really going to go over the Santana Brittany storyline of this episode because I have feel like I have a lot to say about it.
Greek Series Finale: Oh Cappy My Captain
Published on 2011-03-09 21:31:00
The Main Plot: The whole episode revolves around destruction of the KT house. Last week, after an awesome bed jumping party which led to the ceiling collapsing in, Spidey’s dad offered to buy the house for the fraternity. Although he seemed like a
The Vampire Diaries 2x16: The Grill Explodes
Published on 2011-02-27 16:13:00
So there are so many reasons for why I love this episode; so many reasons that, after I watched the episode, I almost couldn’t contain myself. So, here is my TVD recap so you don’t cry during the next six week hiatus of withdrawal. Morning Sex:
AMAZING TV WEEK
Published on 2011-02-26 00:11:00
So many good television shows this week. I mean GREAT!!! I am not sure where exactly to start. Recaps will begin to crank out by tomorrow. ~APB
Top Chef 8x10: Can You Tell me How to Get.... How to Get to Target
Published on 2011-02-18 11:17:00
Before I begin this recap, let me just say how much I loved this episode. I have seen every single episode of all eight seasons of Top Chef and I definitely have had episodes that I loved more than others. I can say, hands down, that this was the bes
Glee 2x13: Bieber gives Glee and Me a Comeback
Published on 2011-02-17 00:27:00
So we start out this week with Will in his Spanish class (yes remember guys he is also a teacher). This is only interrupted by Sue trying to suicide herself (yes that is a Top Chef Fabio reference) by Gummy Vitamins. 1) Baby- Sam is trying to woo
Top Chef 8: All Star Drinking Game
Published on 2011-01-18 22:53:00
So here you go everyone, another wasted Wednesday. This is for you my dear old Top Chef fans. Get sloshed with the chefs in the stew room: Rules:Drink Every Time: Tre laughs Carla makes you laugh They announce the winner of a challenge Marcel pis
Top Chef 8:05- Dim Sum Nightmare
Published on 2011-01-10 18:32:00
So after cooling off from Wednesday night’s Top Chef results (as well as reading both of Gail’s blogs as well as Tom’s) I am ready to write this recap for y’all. But it’s the 100th Episode GUYS. In TV world that means syndication, so lets g
Drunk Little Liars: PLL Drinking Game
Published on 2011-01-05 20:15:00
Welcome everyone to the new round of TV drinking games for this winter. First show up Pretty Little Liars. What could be better than getting a little buzzed or blackout while watching Rosewood's finest get stalked by a mysterious A.RULESDrink when:An
Pretty Little Liar 1x11: "Moments Later" More Secrets Come Out
Published on 2011-01-04 16:33:00
Horray Horray Horray. Everybody cheer because after the excruciatingly long wait, Pretty Little Liars is back! Money Loan and Broken Bones: The episode starts off right after Hannah gets hit by an anonymous car, literally a “Moment Later.” Oh wo
Let The Shows Begin
Published on 2010-12-30 18:00:00
As much as I LOVE watching reruns and marathons of television shows, I am getting antsy for new episodes of my favorite shows to air. I mean in the last week I have rewatched about 3 seasons of Buffy watched 10 to 15 episodes of Burn Notice the 2
Top 5 'Buffy' Episodes
Published on 2010-12-26 16:52:00
Since I have been home, about three different channels have had some sort of Buffy marathon and that is part of the reason I am writing this now. I have contemplated writing this post for a while. One reason I have been against it is because so man
Top Chef 8:04- You Got Served
Published on 2010-12-23 14:42:00
Dear boys and girls, I am back and ready for action. I am sorry for the near five month hiatus but now I am done with school and rowing and all other things that distracted me from my true calling and I am ready to be a recapping machine. I am also b
Hiatus 2.0
Published on 2010-10-04 23:04:00
Hi everyone. I am sorry I have not been as diligent at updating my blog as I should and/or want to be. I have been busy with a bunch of things, including rowing, school, watching TV, knitting and working. I am most likely not going to be updating as
The Vampire Diaries 2x02- Carnivals Alway Cause Drama
Published on 2010-09-23 19:26:00
Sorry this is late! Poor Poor Caroline Caroline wakes up scared and alone in her hospital bed. I am not sure if I am happy or sad that she is not dead. I don’t want her to be a vampire but I don’t want her to leave the show. I hate you The Vampi
Hellcats 1x02- A Steep Decline In Quality
Published on 2010-09-20 22:17:00
So I am going to eat my words from last week. After this last week, Hellcats may not be as good as I expected. I thought this episode was a complete bore and felt that it lasted for hours and never ended. But good or bad, I am still going to recap th