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A bit of chunk-a-lunk to start your working week

Published on 2009-12-06 02:46:00

I know I'm being a bit mean...but seriously. These people can afford to work full-time on themselves! I just don't understand. They even have enough money to go on a permanent coke-diet :) No excuses! :)

WEll, something is working for Kim Kardashian

Published on 2009-12-06 02:38:00

she's claiming it's the Quick Trim pills. In anycase, she's looking relatively buff and lost a lot of her infamous chunk...but TBH, I kinda liked the chunk. She worked it better than anyone I knew.BEFORE

It seemed like a good idea at the time

Published on 2009-12-06 02:22:00

They say white eyeliner gives one that doe-eyed cute innocent look...but ummm...they lied. A D-lister reading about B-listers. Beautiful.

Oh dear

Published on 2009-12-06 02:20:00

Um.....bet you MAniston doesn't cry at night about him now...well, knowing her she probably does. WTF is that? Beard-dreads? Ick.

Wow....losers

Published on 2009-12-03 03:03:00

Tiger...ummm...couldn't you at least get someone decent?

Published on 2009-12-03 02:37:00

So the guy has a beautiful wife Elin and screws around with Ms Jaimee Grubbs, 24, going on meth-45? VOM. What is wrong with men?In his latest statement, he said: "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart...I have not been true to my values and the behaviour my family deserves...I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect."They're also saying she [Elin] bashed him up with golf clubs up prior to the crash, which is why he received his various cuts

Demi's hips are a little askew....

Published on 2009-11-22 03:14:00

...and it's not old age.Some commentators are calling it the worse photshop ever. Pffft. Thoey ain't seen nothing. In this month's W magazine.

Oh bella

Published on 2009-11-21 03:16:00

Dear...if you want to be cool and slouchy and teen-angsty and sour -- PLEASE don't wear a beautiful haute couture dress. It really is killing me inside. *sigh*

Honestly...what is Lady Gaga doing here?

Published on 2009-11-19 05:20:00

GF has gone a little too hard on the coke-diet. Shame

Pfftt... Banner LOVE

Published on 2009-11-19 05:04:00

OMG. This is hilarious. I see this banner all the time. GOLD. Is the one rule go and visit a photoshop plastic surgeon? mwahahaha.mwahahha.this one is just as ridiculous!



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