11/06/2013 16:11:00 PM
Rob Ford, the Mayor of Toronto, a city of 2.5 million (more populous than all but 3 cities in the U.S.), recently admitted at the most awkward press conference ever that he smoked crack last year while in a drunken stupor.
05/29/2013 11:50:00 AM
You'll notice that we haven't updated in a while.
02/20/2013 00:08:00 AM
Gilbert Gottfried has made a career out of voicing birds.
02/14/2013 07:24:00 AM
These Valentine's Day candy heart messages are not necessarily bad, but they really shouldn't be in the box of candy your kid is bringing to school.
02/13/2013 10:02:00 AM
Next time Nemogeddon strikes, get your gloves and be prepared to make the following.5: Snow Angel - Best way to get freeeeeeezing cold. 4: Igloo - Yeah, by the time you pack the third block, you're ready to go inside.3: Snowman - To do it right, get
02/11/2013 07:47:00 AM
Pope Benedict XVI is stepping down on February 28th.
02/08/2013 23:05:00 PM
This just in - Winter Storm Nemo may now be referred to by any of the following:5: Snowpocalypse4: The Snowfall to end all Snowfalls3: The Day the Earth Stood Chill2: Sandy's Asshole Brother1: NemogeddonThat is all.
02/08/2013 08:05:00 AM
Predictions for snowfall from Winter Storm Nemo in the northeastern United States have ranged from inches to feet, and everyone is preparing for one of the worst storms to hit the region in years. If you're ever caught in these conditions, avoid the
02/07/2013 09:16:00 AM
Having kids is worth it if only for the toiletries you can borrow!
02/06/2013 10:17:00 AM
Lance Armstrong sucks.
02/05/2013 09:19:00 AM
These songs all make me hungry. Not as hungry as songs about cake or ice cream, but hungry nonetheless. Here are our favorite five songs about fruit.5: Peaches - Makes me want to move to the country.4: Tutti Frutti - Not about fruit, I know. And y
02/04/2013 07:09:00 AM
Sprinkled amidst a blackout, a two-quarter rout, and a two-quarter comeback that fell just short were some pretty funny commercials.
01/31/2013 10:23:00 AM
Lots of things are hard, right? Like finding a parking spot, or not being able to find a food you used to love, or coming up with five things to write a blog about everyday, for example.
01/30/2013 08:20:00 AM
01/29/2013 09:28:00 AM
Heard two of these in a row, which got us thinking about how many songs have gibberish sounds thrown in--sometimes to force a rhyme, sometimes just because.
01/28/2013 09:21:00 AM
Archer began this season with one of the greatest openings of all time--Archer with amnesia thinking he is Bob of Bob's Burgers. These shows are on different channels and are entirely unrelated, but they notably share one thing: the main character o
01/24/2013 23:39:00 PM
There are always tons of drunk lawyers and businessmen returning home from long days of fucking up our economy. They usually drink a few beers on the train ride, making their inane comments inanier (?). Here's some of the worst stuff I heard over t
01/24/2013 00:02:00 AM
Guest blogger Mike Bednarik brings you today's top 5:Most of these were prior to two of what I consider among the best comic book movies (which if Kooz allows, I will follow up with my Top 5 Best Comic Book Movies (Since Batman Begins).5. Hulk (2003)
01/23/2013 09:19:00 AM
No, no, no. Not better FOR you, just better to eat. We aren't a health food blog, folks.
01/22/2013 07:59:00 AM
I can't believe it's been ten years since these movies came out.5: Hulk - Bad cgi nightmare about a
01/18/2013 07:13:00 AM
My kid is 2. He loves to eat and is open to trying new things.
01/17/2013 07:47:00 AM
Sooz here, feelin' old and bringing you today's top 5.5. You rush to the dry cleaners before they close to pick up the clothes you dropped off last week...and already picked up two days ago.4. The station you watch only shows commercials for canes, w
01/16/2013 10:42:00 AM
I bitch a lot.
01/15/2013 10:08:00 AM
Star Trek: The Next Generation is my favorite series in the franchise, and has some of the most memorable episodes and characters in all of the Trekverse.
01/13/2013 23:20:00 PM
People without money are always pointing out how not having money is better than having money--all the while trying to get as much money as possible and deposit themselves into the "rich" category.
01/11/2013 07:53:00 AM
Everyone stops their mail when they go on vacation these days, and would-be burglars don't even look for mailboxes overflowing with circulars. Instead, they look for these tell-tale signs that you aren't, and haven't been, home."I'm gonna clean you
01/09/2013 23:05:00 PM
Last year, we made predictions for 2012, and as it turns out, we are better than the psychics!
01/09/2013 09:15:00 AM
The whole family has been sick, on and off, for over a week.
01/07/2013 23:05:00 PM
In an attempt to be like these crazy bastards, we made some predictions for 2012.
01/07/2013 06:48:00 AM
There are so many stupid phrases that exist solely to drive me crazy (or so I am convinced).
12/20/2012 09:55:00 AM
The world is going to end.
12/19/2012 10:02:00 AM
'Tis the season for deliciously themed holiday beverages at your favorite fast food restaurants.
12/18/2012 01:37:00 AM
"They never let poor Rudolph join in an reindeer games." - Rudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerWe've been doing some Christmas-themed posts, and you folks seem to like them, so here's another.
12/17/2012 10:10:00 AM
I used to think that for a tchotchke restaurant, TGI Fridays was pretty solid.
12/14/2012 00:19:00 AM
Yeah, I'm talking to you, Elf.
12/12/2012 23:52:00 PM
This is an impossible list.
12/12/2012 01:11:00 AM
While the NBA may have the
12/10/2012 23:05:00 PM
Today we've got a long one but another good one from guest blogger Dan:For a long period of my life, I played MMOs.
12/10/2012 09:16:00 AM
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... First, there's only one day of Christmas; stop trying to steal
12/07/2012 09:01:00 AM
Science had a pretty amazing week toward the end of November.
12/04/2012 09:10:00 AM
Christmas is huge all over the world, and especially in the United States.
12/03/2012 07:59:00 AM
The Muppets Movie's greatest legacy is a little song by Paul Williams and Kenneth Ascher called Rainbow Connection. How good is this song? Dig this: today is Monday, with all it baggage. Now, while sitting at your desk, softly sing:Why are there s
11/27/2012 10:09:00 AM
We've been watching every episode of every Star Trek series in reverse order (episodes in order, but series starting with Enterprise and ending with Kirk and his crew on the original Enterprise), and recently finished Star Trek: The Next Generation (
11/27/2012 10:04:00 AM
Have you seen this woman?Do you know who Gillian Vigman is?
11/26/2012 02:13:00 AM
Of the many, many hilarious movies Chevy Chase was involved in, Fletch is perhaps the funniest.
11/21/2012 08:35:00 AM
To succeed as a baseball relief pitcher in the 70's, you didn't need a cutter or a slider, you needed great facial hair.
11/20/2012 09:14:00 AM
A woman I know recently told me how depressed her gender makes her feel.
11/18/2012 23:05:00 PM
Who knew judges could be so funny?
11/15/2012 23:30:00 PM
Guest blogger Dan brings you today's top 5...Yeah, I had to throw that last bit in, because everyone knows who the best background character of any series every is....
11/14/2012 23:09:00 PM
A little over two years ago, Guy Fieri was the subject of a New York Times article titled: "Guy Fieri, Chef-Dude, Is in the House."
11/14/2012 07:43:00 AM
Jes here, back with another string of thoughts...
11/13/2012 00:40:00 AM
Star Trek: The Next Generation lasted 7 seasons and 178 episodes, and couldn't have done do without some fantastic actors and characters.
11/12/2012 07:46:00 AM
In Connecticut, where I currently sit, people are either in love with Boston or in love with NYC.
11/09/2012 11:34:00 AM
Do you love the free food brought to your table while you are reviewing the menu?
11/08/2012 10:00:00 AM
Lots of bands and music artists change their names.
11/06/2012 03:43:00 AM
Okay, it's time to pick our next President.
11/04/2012 22:04:00 PM
Here's the most obscure lyric we could think of for these popular, but no longer running, television shows. How many can you guess? One more thing, to mix it up, we threw in one song from a 70's show. Good luck!5: ...we gotta be the luckiest dream
11/02/2012 08:51:00 AM
The East Coast of the U.S. was just ravaged by the record setting hurricane Sandy.
11/01/2012 07:52:00 AM
Guest blogger Dan brings us today's top 5...I dont go around guest posting for just anyone, I mean really, they have to send out an invitation first.... Anyways, when I first read this website, I thought that doing a top five list might be a bit
10/31/2012 10:52:00 AM
We missed a few days thanks to Frankenstorm, but we're back on track now--just in time for Halloween!Halloween brings us lots of things every year--candy, parties, a reason for men to dress in drag--but it also brings us Halloween-themed packages of
10/29/2012 01:26:00 AM
Frankenstorm is on its way, ready to ruin Halloween for thousands of children in the northeastern United States.
10/26/2012 09:25:00 AM
Sooz here, reminding you that Halloween is right around the corner!
10/24/2012 10:29:00 AM
Teaching a child how to spell is hard, but music is available to ease the burden.
10/23/2012 10:25:00 AM
I discovered something I hadn't previously known--I love pumpkin ales.
10/22/2012 08:29:00 AM
Last week we mulled over the best Halloween critters.
10/19/2012 09:28:00 AM
Did you know Wednesday was a Stuff and Save day at Old Navy?
10/18/2012 09:17:00 AM
Apparently, people used to spell Halloween with an apostrophe between the e's (Hallowe'en).
10/17/2012 10:22:00 AM
I've had the chance to enjoy several Marzen/Oktoberfest beers this season, and like last year, I've decided to give you my top 5. I'm really interested to hear what you think, since invariably, there are Oktoberfest beers I haven't had a chance to try, so this list is necessarily lacking. That said, let's begin.5: Victory Festbier (Victory Brewing Company, 5.6) - I was disappointed by this.
10/16/2012 10:38:00 AM
It's quiz day at the Kooz Top 5!
10/15/2012 08:51:00 AM
Halloween is just around the corner, so it's time to break into the holiday gently with a simply straightforward list of the best Halloween animals and critters.
10/12/2012 09:25:00 AM
The Vice Presidential debate was last night (some Presidential debates will follow), and I thought Democrat
10/11/2012 10:24:00 AM
Sooz in today, reminiscing about the good old days when the upside of being sick meant a day home from school, laying on the couch watching tv.
10/10/2012 09:19:00 AM
The Bible is center stage in the western world, with folks taking various interpretations to support their deeply held beliefs, shrouding those beliefs in the aegis of religion.
10/09/2012 00:32:00 AM
I'm willing to be you don't care about this crap either.5:
10/08/2012 09:22:00 AM
Jes is back with a new Top 5 for y'all:...or at least my kid will be...As the last two months of my first pregnancy tick by I have started reflecting on what kind of parent I want/hope to be what I plan on accepting and what I will not tolerate.
10/05/2012 09:28:00 AM
There are so many food items with royal names, it's about time someone organize them into a list--which is what we do best.
10/04/2012 09:03:00 AM
Last night was the first Presidential debate of 2012, and while it was a bit boring by some standards, it had its moments. Here are our favorite moments from the debate.5: Mitt thinks the most romantic place for Obama to spend his anniversary is on stage with Mitt.
10/03/2012 00:17:00 AM
I've been watching The Voice--the only music reality show I watch.
10/02/2012 09:14:00 AM
Remember when everyone in the 80's was switching bodies with everyone else?
10/01/2012 01:35:00 AM
I just learned that McDonald's, in addition to their secret menu, has multiple websites targeted specifically at certain age, ethnic, or racial groups.
09/28/2012 10:25:00 AM
There are a lot of online lists of the best breakfast sandwiches, advising you which restaurants host signature eggplant-infused snapper and caper on thin-sliced gougeres, but here at the Kooz Top 5, we keep it simple.
09/27/2012 01:28:00 AM
Guys--here's a tip--read this in full, quietly, to yourself, then never speak these phrases aloud.Don't be this guy.5:
09/26/2012 10:22:00 AM
We've got rain on the brain here at the Kooz Top 5.
09/25/2012 09:30:00 AM
You may remember Roy G. Biv as part of the trio that brought us Motown Philly.
09/24/2012 09:17:00 AM
So I was at the Fresh Beat Band concert on Friday, and expected it to be awful.
09/21/2012 09:02:00 AM
I am taking my 2 1/2 year old to see the Fresh Beat Band tonight--lucky me...
09/20/2012 10:22:00 AM
Time and again, Family Guy delivers the funny.
09/19/2012 09:27:00 AM
As a Connecticut resident (or Nutmegger), I am proud of my state's many
09/18/2012 10:16:00 AM
Sooz here, gazing out the window at a dreary, drippy day. But the rain isn't all bad! Sure, it helps with droughts, but how is that fun? Here's the top 5 reasons we love the rain.Shhhh...don't wake him!5. Kids sleep longer - I don't know if it's the dark sky or the soothing sound, but it is enough to make me seriously consider moving to Seattle for the extra shut eye.Rain = Nature's sprinkler4. Instant lawn watering - No need to worry about forgetting to put the sprinklers on...again.See, this [..]
09/17/2012 07:39:00 AM
Sooz is back to bring kick off this week's top 5 lists:"I'm coming to get you!"I live with a baby, so I see him every day and see the things he gets away with--things I can't get away with...
09/14/2012 07:14:00 AM
This awesome picture is clipped from Mark Wilkinson here.Culture is and has been replete with references to the "four horsemen" since the penning of the Book of Revelation around the close of the first century CE.
09/13/2012 00:19:00 AM
In 1966, Marvel comic character Hulk got a cartoon--he looked like this:"If I weren't green, would you recognize me?"Since then, Hulk has appeared in 10 animated and one live-action television shows, and 6 animated and 3 live-action movies.
09/10/2012 23:53:00 PM
Online dating is huge, with as many as 112% of people* meeting their partners through an online service.
09/10/2012 07:34:00 AM
They say religion permeates every facet of American society.
09/07/2012 08:14:00 AM
Last week we took the a hard-hitting look at
09/05/2012 23:05:00 PM
Here's hoping you watched Arrested development, or you won't get why this image is here.For every Penn & Teller or David Copperfield, there are a hundred magicians who don't have the skill to join the big time, and a hundred more without luck on their side.
09/05/2012 08:56:00 AM
Okay, so without counting my wedding and things like that, these are the coolest events I've been to. 5: 1996 World Series - I grew up as a Yankees fan, and my formative years were the 1980's.
09/04/2012 08:43:00 AM
Shot 18 with my dad and a couple of brothers last week, and quoted at least two of these movies.
08/31/2012 07:39:00 AM
Rapping's roots go back more than half a
08/29/2012 23:30:00 PM
Today marks one year from our first post!