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The other day (meaning this past weekend October 30th not two months ago like some use the phrase...
Published on 2010-11-04 23:17:00
The other day (meaning this past weekend October 30th not two months ago like some use the phrase (ok I’m one of those some, sometimes) ( > read more
A sunburn is the only type of burn that leaves you looking healthier in 48 hours.
Published on 2010-09-17 21:03:51
A sunburn is the only type of burn that leaves you looking healthier in 48 hours. > read more
I have been thinking about getting a tattoo for a while now. Problem is, of what? I’m not...
Published on 2010-09-16 16:41:40
I have been thinking about getting a tattoo for a while now. Problem is, of what? I’m not about ready to permanently etch my skin unless it’s something worth looking at everyday out of the shower. That’s probably the only time I’d see it. Exc > read more
I have neglected doing this and it’s getting to me. But I don’t think I can any longer...
Published on 2010-09-09 19:21:28
I have neglected doing this and it’s getting to me. But I don’t think I can any longer follow the rules. I am not going to change the description on the bottom. But I probably won’t follow it. At least usually. I will try to write dai > read more
I remember the you when I was eight. We played catch. We played checkers. We did triple flips on...
Published on 2010-07-06 21:48:07
I remember the you when I was eight. We played catch. We played checkers. We did triple flips on fire playing NBA jam. Now I have to convince everyone, including myself, that you are still that guy. And not a jackass. You can’t just tell people tha > read more
I wish this feeling would never leave but somehow it always does. And usually more quickly than I...
Published on 2010-06-24 23:47:58
I wish this feeling would never leave but somehow it always does. And usually more quickly than I would like. Once you put fingers to keys the job gets that much harder. It is easy to think about all of the great things you could write. It is > read more
Rarely are you in full bloom. Most of the time I just spend waiting. And watering. And providing...
Published on 2010-06-23 23:33:39
Rarely are you in full bloom. Most of the time I just spend waiting. And watering. And providing the proper sun exposure. And fertilizer. And potting soil. And then trimming it all back down to stubs because all your green leaves > read more
Uninspired. I have days like this. Mama said there’d be days like this. But Mama also said to...
Published on 2010-06-21 22:49:41
Uninspired. I have days like this. Mama said there’d be days like this. But Mama also said to knock you out. So I don’t know what to believe. Some days there is just not that much going on. Nothing good, nothing bad. Just a lot of s > read more
It was a hot ass day, but a cold ass river. And the plastic raft tried multiple times to fry my...
Published on 2010-06-17 22:12:53
It was a hot ass day, but a cold ass river. And the plastic raft tried multiple times to fry my butt. The river is full of interesting memorabilia—flat rocks for skipping, beer for sipping, and rope swings for back flipping. Nothing like the com > read more
Wrinkle-resistant shirts are the greatest thing since the invention of cotton. A big thank you for...
Published on 2010-06-16 23:50:25
Wrinkle-resistant shirts are the greatest thing since the invention of cotton. A big thank you for that by the way, God. Wait wait. Now that I think about it, an even better invention might be those spill-proof Dockers that do not allow liquid to > read more