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Raised right, gone wrong...
Published on 2011-07-19 18:42:00
I've been busy. And I've also been trying to stay cool in this fucking heat. I dance at night and during the day, I sleep in my very, very dark bedroom next to the AC which runs full blast. AC is crucial in Florida. I know a few people who try and live without it (too much money for them to run), but baby, I gotta have my cool air. And yeah, I'm a homegrown country girl from Georgia, but no way am I trying to sleep in this heat and humidity.Ok, apart from that...I've been working the summer [..] > read more
My first go as a Universal Life Church Minister
Published on 2011-07-08 14:59:00
I think I did ok for my first time being a minister. I officiated a funeral for my friend in North Carolina and I studied a lot of the books I got from the ULC's website and I think in the end, it all went pretty well. Actually, the whole process has made me question my atheist beliefs. Nothing like death, right?Now I have to work all weekend to get some money. It's so fucking hot in Florida too. I'm sortof used to it...but it's annoying because when I go to work, I have to dance under thes [..] > read more
If the shoe fits...
Published on 2011-06-30 13:31:00
Men with shoe fetishes come with the territory. Last night I had a fairly regular customer come in. He's a surgeon. Anyway, he comes over to my station and says. "I want lap dances tonight. Lots of them!" Which is just fine by me. Except with him, he likes it when I wave my shoes in his face and let him lick my toes. That's his version of a lap dance. Oh, and being told what to do. He likes to be dominated.All in a night's work. As I was getting off, he got my email. Today he sent me [..] > read more
Liabilities....
Published on 2011-06-29 17:41:00
Stripping makes you so hard. It has to. It's like that pair of ten-inch Alexander McQueen shoes. Until your soles get calloused solid, it's going to hurt like hell to walk in them.I like it to hurt. I like to be human. I don't want to get hard.A job like this has multiple liabilities: the first is that you lose the understanding of what a dollar means. You can't help it. Four minutes of your time are twenty bucks, and then thirty bucks is discounted at two hundred and sixty. So, yeah, four half- [..] > read more
Life goes on....
Published on 2011-06-28 14:38:00
Well, it's been a hell of a week. My friend passed away two days ago. And this isn't the only friend I've lost in the last few months. Another one died after getting an infection while undergoing cancer treatments. Shit. This life thing is difficult and hard. His wife has asked me if I would officiate the funeral. Why not? He was a good friend and he never judged me by what I did. Actually, we met a long time ago as he was one of my clients at a club I was working at. I never did lap d [..] > read more
Stripper minister....
Published on 2011-06-23 17:00:00
Now this is pretty cool. Something in line with what I'M hoping to do. I LOVE HER! You go girl! > read more
Death comes in many forms....
Published on 2011-06-23 15:28:00
So I've got to fly to North Carolina tomorrow to see my friend who's been put into the hospice. > read more
Life is short...so I gotta find a date
Published on 2011-06-21 17:31:00
ok. > read more
Business Plan...
Published on 2011-06-20 18:47:00
So I worked hard all weekend...which is to say I was asleep by four or five and woke at noon each day. > read more
Stripper Ministries...a different kind of party.
Published on 2011-06-16 17:15:00
Last night I got into work a little late (I blame this on my new addiction to writing out blog posts and obsessively checking the grammar to make sure i get it right before throwing it up on the web). > read more