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Weinergate: A Tragedy
Published on 2011-06-08 21:01:00
This news story about the Congressman texting pictures of himself has a little bit of salaciousness to offer everyone. Right off the bat, you have the beltway bloggers in a tizzy. Any story where political and scandal can be used together in a senten > read more
LEAKED: Top 11 musings on WikiLeaks
Published on 2010-12-18 21:32:00
What follows is a TOP SECRET document The Top 11 has recovered from the offices of The Top 11. The source of this leaked information shall remain protected and anonymous. Although one could feasibly see how obtaining this information was possible, co > read more
Halloween Candy and Taxes
Published on 2010-11-03 20:47:00
It seems like every post on The Top 11 begins with a tearful apology about how long it has been since the last post. While that type of contriteness seems completely appropriate once again, The Top 11 also has an annual apology limit of three per yea > read more
Published on 2010-08-21 12:13:00
Coming Soon: Aliens!So, according to these "scientists", an alien encounter is probable within the next 25 years. Ok, maybe not probable, but these are the type of people who at least thinks it's possible. Which is fine. There is nothing wrong with b > read more
Back for the Future
Published on 2010-08-10 21:12:00
As faithful readers may have noticed (and rejoiced), The Top 11 had recently made a triumphant return. The colossal oil spill in the gulf proved to be simply too dramatic and momentous a story to ignore. But, as life will often do, curve balls were t > read more
Stop the flow...of hypocrisy?
Published on 2010-06-05 12:34:00
It seems fitting to address the oil spill with the first post back. Since the duration of the spill and the time without updating The Top 11 (and the Mesozoic era) share roughly the same time frame. Some of you may expect a new, fresh take on society > read more
Returned!
Published on 2010-06-05 12:23:00
Finally, the growing yells of the masses have become too much to bear. The chants and wails of the readers have entered through the castle walls and into the very soul of The Top 11. The guilt began to grow, the cries of the people stronger and stron > read more
Senseless Census
Published on 2010-03-29 16:35:00
It's census time! The Top 11 knows that there is nothing more exciting than this head counting ritual that comes around every ten years. Just like we often do in daily life, we fill out a long form asking our name, age, weight, height, race, househol > read more
Ultimate Bracket Guide 2010
Published on 2010-03-15 17:07:00
It's the most wonderful tiiiime, yes the most wonderful tiiiime, it's the most wonderful tiiiiiiiiiiiime of the yeeeeeeeeeear! Screw Christmas! Screw Santa and his annual gift of v-neck letdowns! Gone are the snow and sadness of winter! No more stupi > read more
Time to buy a Toyota!
Published on 2010-03-15 15:51:00
Everyone has heard the stories by now. In perhaps one of the worst business and manufacturing moves in modern history, Toyota decided that they would replace their standard "throttle control module" with a spinning roulette wheel of death. The once q > read more
The Definition of Terrorism
Published on 2010-02-18 14:02:00
It seems there is some sort of debate in media, political and academic circles about the definition of the word "terrorism." Not that any of us should be surprised. We live in hyper-sensitive times where even the definition of a word can be construed > read more