Blog Feed: The Stoned Age

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Published on 2010-11-05 17:59:23

Stoned. felt like blogging. had nothing to write. Had a chat on my secret yahoo chat. This is how it goes. Oh and all ma hoes reading from down under unless you is sri lankan may not get this.. harima sorry. you might not get that either baaahahaha. > read more

Junebug

Published on 2010-07-05 08:44:58

The following took place between the 1st and 30th of June 2010. Filed under: High Life, Stoned Age Tagged: best times, moments, smoking up > read more

Free Your Minds

Published on 2010-05-31 23:15:10

You know why they ban drugs? Because drugs can create fantasies which could fuck up a mind, and cause danger to a person’s life to the extent of even ending it? Yes? No! Drugs* stimulate the mind and the senses. It warps reality. It creates a fanta > read more

Twisted

Published on 2010-02-27 06:13:03

She looks young, barely 20. Fair, soft skin. Petite, yet voluptuous in all the right places. Best bang for my buck. Today was turning out to go the distance. As I looked down at her naked body, ready, she asked me ‘Is it OK if I’m on the > read more

Mathematics Unit CDXX

Published on 2010-02-13 08:01:25

If, Stoned + x = Awesome x infinity What is x? A. Progressive Metal B. Sausage Rolls C. www.xvideos.com D. Your Brain E. All of the Above Please state your answers in the comment box below. For you retards who don’t understand the above questio > read more

Identity Crisis

Published on 2010-02-07 01:17:25

I was stuck in one.  I made a lot of mistakes, and I paid for them. I have learnt a lesson. And I still know how to have a good time. Had to get off the drug for a very long time. I had to do it for my own good (apparently). But things are [...] > read more

Ithin Mata Paan Da (Intoxication Randomzzz)

Published on 2009-12-02 14:18:40

Got stoned again. Jeeez. And this is what I thought of.. iPada. its like music to your ears.. and something sinister in your nose.  (If you are one of the lucky folk to be following me  on Twitter you may see this. If you do ‘Say Yay’) > read more

I am Naked. I am Cold.

Published on 2009-11-22 00:21:27

Lying down on this cement floor. My ass cheeks kissing the floor reluctantly, as my balls in scream in protest. “Get up fool, have some respect, you are making me go bluuuuueeeee….” Yes, my balls talk. But I can’t move. Instead, I lie in the > read more

Tales from the High Side of Life I

Published on 2009-09-25 22:36:16

Mundane was the life I lived when I had my first joint. Taking pleasure in short-lived fantasies, same old intoxications, madness and everything that I used to call life. Untouched by peer pressure, yet apprehensive of anything new. Change. Being jus > read more

Jacobino

Published on 2009-08-03 13:13:43

Every step I take is an effort. The noise is ringing in my ears and my head was swooning. I stumble across the sand and look at the strangers around me. They look hot. The girls I mean. I stumble some more. Wet sand in my slippers. I want to curse, b > read more