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What went wrong in the Kardashian-Humphries Marriage? Live Updates
Published on 2011-11-01 10:26:00
August 20, 2011 5:15 PM - Kim and Kris are wed in a fairytale wedding, monikered "A Fairytale Wedding" by E! and exclusively taped for broadcast by the E! network. Lip readers with binoculars employed to study every word from their mouths report that Kim said "OMG! This is so awesome!" And Kris's lips were reported to have mouthed, "I still don't understand that stuff you said about selling the exclusive photo rights?" October 5, 2011 4:04 PM - Kim and Kris stop by the ELLEN show to reenact
Revisioning The Blog Summit Retreat
Published on 2009-06-09 11:13:00
AgendaI. Ice-breakerEach staff member will recount an experience they have had in their lives when they contemplated suicide.II. Trust-building ExerciseIn teams of two, we will whisper to our partner our deepest darkest secret and promise not to ever reveal it to another living soul.III. Long Speech by JeffJeff will explain the entire history of our company dating back to his previous job at TMZ, and his initial discussions with Jeremy about starting a blog together.IV. Long Speech by Jeremy"J"
A New Day, A New Challenge
Published on 2009-06-04 09:22:00
Dear All,This morning Jordie (the new Project Associate who works with Sophie) told us that the whole Brüno and Eminem thing may be a hoax. Our Research team is hard at work getting to the bottom (no pun intended) of this right now. If, in fact, Jordie turns out to be right, we will convene a second Revisioning The Blog Summit Retreat in the conference room at 2 pm today. Staff, be prepared to pull another all-nighter. Jeremy and Jeff
Responding to Yesterday's Commenter
Published on 2009-06-03 22:20:00
Dear Anonymous,We were so happy to receive your comment: "THERE IS NO INFO OR VIDEO ABOUT BRUNO OR EMINEM ON YOUR SITE."First of all, THANK YOU Anonymous. Your thoughtful comment is greatly appreciated by everyone at BvE:TB. We know how much time and thought you put into your all-caps post, and we couldn't be happier to have you as a customer. And, in the absence of a Neilson-type ratings system for blogs, we hope that advertisers will see your comment as a measure of the trend we are seeing
Bruno v. Eminem
Published on 2009-06-01 17:07:00
Dear faithful blog readers,Due to disappointing advertising revenues over the past twelve quarters, I am very excited to announce a new direction for this blog. From this day forward, this blog will be entirely dedicated to the feud between Brüno and Eminem. After numerous intense discussions in a series of meetings of our board of directors, it has been concluded that this move is exactly what the market wants at this time, and we expect to see significant growth in shareholder value over th
Dancing with the Stars
Published on 2007-11-08 21:23:00
I've learned two things from watching Dancing with the Stars:1. That watching a television show can actually make you dumber in one sitting. 2. Mel B. turns out not to be the guy from the sitcom "Alice."
Paris Hilton Interview From Jail
Published on 2007-06-08 14:38:00
SAHD: Paris, thank you for agreeing to see me during your visiting hour today.PH: It's my pleasure. You have a beautiful baby.SAHD: Thanks, she's a handful. Now, Paris, in retrospect, do you regret drinking and driving?PH: I love Cosmohitos.SAHD: So, how are you doing in here?PH: Not so great. I'm really not used to staying in less than 5 star accommodations. I remember when I was filming "The Simple Life," Nicole and I had to stay in some crappy places, but at least we were able to brin
Open letter to Angelina Jolie
Published on 2007-03-23 00:30:00
To whom it may concern (only Angelina Jolie),Now that you are going to be a stay-at-home parent, I was thinking that we should really hang out. I'm here everyday stay-at-home-parenting, and although I have only one kid to contend with, and you will have four, if we were to get together for a few play dates, it would be like one adult for every 2.5 kids, which is not so bad. I figure I can take care of Maeve (you'll like her, she's Asian) and Pax, and you can take care of Shiloh and Zahara, and
Howard K. Stern: "I really didn't kill Anna Nicole" Interview - March 5, 2007
Published on 2007-03-05 15:06:00
SAHD: Hello Howard. Thank you for coming here and meeting with me. Howard K: Its my pleasure. You have a lovely apartment. Would it be okay if I used your bathroom?SAHD: Of course. Just go straight through the bedroom. You can't miss it.Howard K: Thanks. I'll be right back.(20 minutes later) SAHD: Before we get started, can I offer you something to drink? Some water? juice? tea?Howard K: No thanks; I'm fine. But can I offer you something: a valium, vicodin, perhaps a perkasete?S
Sex and the Stay-at-home-Dad
Published on 2007-03-02 15:50:00
Being a stay at home Dad is not like it is in the movies. I really thought it was going to be all wild parties, spa treatments, drinking absinthe and having sex with celebrities. It turns out this is a myth, possibly put out there to trick innocent people into becoming primary care givers to small children. These cretins don't tell you about a certain hidden reality: something that I call "child care." You'd be surprised how much time I have to spend doing "child care." In fact, since I've