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Published on 2012-05-25 07:04:06
Two Trees
Published on 2012-05-25 04:44:53
Here for your Friday delectation are two cartoons about trees. I drew the first a few days ago. The second was drawn way back in March, 2011, which accounts for the poor quality of the earlier tree. However, not one … Continue reading → > read more
And On The Fifth Day…
Published on 2012-05-24 08:45:39
Politics Thursday
Published on 2012-05-24 03:36:52
Summer’s Here!
Published on 2012-05-23 04:56:05
John W. Henry Interviews Surprise Candidate For Liverpool Post
Published on 2012-05-22 09:00:57
Today’s Handy Tip…
Published on 2012-05-22 05:00:53
Modern Politics
Published on 2012-05-21 08:11:16
My New Book
Published on 2011-09-04 05:42:52
My new book is out and my new website is open. Come on over. Everybody welcome except you supporters of Damn United… > read more
The Baddams Family
Published on 2011-06-21 04:12:52
Another entry in the Guardian’s Gallery competition but essentially my finding more excuses to practise drawing these panel strips. Click the pic to make it bigger. > read more
Bruce Forsyth To Be Knighted
Published on 2011-06-17 04:06:58
The All New Miracle Baldness Cure
Published on 2011-06-16 07:02:40
Pretty Random
Published on 2011-06-15 11:24:10
Britain’s Got Talent
Published on 2011-06-11 08:38:12
Dear Apple… From The Shmuck
Published on 2011-06-10 18:27:33
No cartoon. Just a story… About a week ago, my second generation iTouch stopped working. I woke up one morning to find it stuck on the Apple logo. I tried to restart it but it wouldn’t switch off. I tried … Continue reading → > read more
Little Jack Warner
Published on 2011-06-09 11:05:00
The cartoon I didn’t send to the Guardian’s football gallery on the theme of FIFA… > read more
Some FIFA Cartoons
Published on 2011-06-06 18:34:02
Proving that you should always quit when you’re ahead, I entered this week’s Gallery competition at The Guardian. I won last week but haven’t done at all well this week. My first cartoon they rejected because they thought it wouldn& > read more
Have I Got News For You…
Published on 2011-06-05 05:26:46
Been really busy the last week. Barely spent any time away from the drawing table. One thing of note was seeing one of my old Photoshopped images on ‘Have I Got News For You’ on Friday. Not sure Richard Madeley … Continue reading &# > read more
Chelsea Search For New Manager
Published on 2011-05-31 13:14:56
My entry in the Guardian’s weekly Gallery. > read more
Ned
Published on 2011-05-30 06:55:16
(Click the picture for the larger readable version) First of all, let me set the record straight: I don’t hate everybody. I’m nearly 7% less misanthropic than you’d think I am after reading the above cartoon. In fact, I’m nothing … > read more
FIFA Politics
Published on 2011-05-27 12:43:16
Sarkozy Demands New Internet Controls
Published on 2011-05-26 19:28:15
Here. > read more
What Politicians Think About
Published on 2011-05-26 05:10:16
Obama Plays The Popularity Card
Published on 2011-05-24 04:27:05
Volcanoes
Published on 2011-05-23 07:13:52
Dear Internet, It’s been too long since I last wrote. How are you? Keeping well? How’s the family? I’m sorry I’ve not been in touch. I’ve been very busy finishing my next book, now over 90% complete though delayed last … Continue read > read more
Schwarzenegger Announces New Film Project
Published on 2011-05-20 06:18:38
More Fashion Tips
Published on 2011-05-13 04:18:56
A Random Post Signifying Nothing
Published on 2011-05-12 05:04:37
Dear Internet, Why do you only send people this way when they’re looking for images of bondage, nipples or Bin Laden’s gruesome remains? It fills me with very little enthusiasm to write or to draw. Not that I suppose it … Continue reading & > read more
A Good Complexion
Published on 2011-05-11 05:00:28
Sensitive Teeth
Published on 2011-05-10 05:26:38
The Collaboration
Published on 2011-05-09 10:50:49
My third attempt at animation after being seriously let down by a Zebra who claimed that he couldn’t find his microphone in his loft and then claimed that they don’t sell them at Argos… > read more
The Worst Form of Government Except For All Those Others
Published on 2011-05-05 14:35:42
Bit of a late post today, though perhaps apt as we get closer to the moment the polls close. Apologies for the lack of cartoons today. I’m working on a new animation which is my most ambitious yet. Might not … Continue reading → > read more
The AV Referendum
Published on 2011-05-04 09:21:37
Ahead of tomorrow’s vote, I thought I’d post my other attempt at creating an animation. > read more
Toothpaste
Published on 2011-05-04 08:30:13
CIA Accused of Manipulating Photo of Bin Laden’s Dead Body
Published on 2011-05-04 05:28:37
Butterflies
Published on 2011-05-03 08:38:53
Well, that was a wasted few days. Been learning how to animate and this is my very first attempt at hand animation… Wish I could work out why there’s cracking in the audio. Not much else to say but it … Continue reading → > read more
M62
Published on 2011-05-01 04:07:28
The Party
Published on 2011-04-30 04:09:38
Royal Hats
Published on 2011-04-29 12:48:43
Pictures > read more
Haircut
Published on 2011-04-29 09:06:25
The Collector
Published on 2011-04-29 03:00:38
The Unseen Magic of Mario Testino’s Official Royal Wedding Portrait
Published on 2011-04-28 18:34:19
Vanity Fair > read more
Royal Wedding Fever
Published on 2011-04-28 12:56:56
Cartoons From A Train Journey
Published on 2011-04-28 09:45:44
Doh!
Published on 2011-04-28 05:48:15
Story at The Guardian > read more
Free Royal Wedding Souvenir
Published on 2011-04-24 06:43:33
That Big Fat Gypsy Royal Wedding
Published on 2011-04-23 11:06:05
Some two years ago or so, I was told by somebody close to an editor at a national newspaper that there’s no way that Photoshopped satire was ever going to succeed. At that time, I was producing one or two … Continue reading → > read more
Ed Miliband Set For Op to Cure ‘Bunged-up’ Voice
Published on 2011-04-23 07:35:56
The Grand Scheme of Things
Published on 2011-04-23 05:14:27
A Little Minecraft Humour
Published on 2011-04-23 05:13:58
Don’t worry, I’m just clearing my sketchbook of dumb ideas and this cartoon makes no sense unless you’re one of only 2 million people who play this game and also have a sense of humour as inexplicable as my own… > read more
Bank Holiday Friday
Published on 2011-04-22 08:04:38
Friday’s Fairy Tale
Published on 2011-04-22 04:52:39
Cameron’s Message Ahead of Royal Wedding
Published on 2011-04-21 18:01:25
TV Star Wins Gagging Order Over ‘Intimate’ Photos
Published on 2011-04-21 05:10:06
What Difference Would The Alternative Vote Make To UK Politics?
Published on 2011-04-19 05:23:22
Playboy Hot Tub Suspected in Legionnaires’ Outbreak
Published on 2011-04-18 10:18:40
Margate’s New Gallery Celebrates Opening With Tracey Emin Goose Installation
Published on 2011-04-15 10:21:23
Margate’s new £17.5 million gallery of contemporary art was opened today by artist Tracy Emin who provided the gallery with its newest installation as she strangled a live goose on the steps. Watched by civic dignitaries, Emin explained how the &# > read more
Miliband Makes Amends For Gaff
Published on 2011-04-15 09:46:31
Vince Cable Plays His Favourite Party Game
Published on 2011-04-14 10:17:00
Experts Spot Flaws in American Movie Version of Royal Wedding
Published on 2011-04-14 05:30:42
Roman Abramovich Buys The Art World’s Most Flawed Masterpiece
Published on 2011-04-12 19:13:16
I know… Not come out as well as I’d hoped. Surprisingly difficult to produce a parody of Edvard Munch with your fourth attempt at using watercolours. Bloody stuff gets everywhere. You should see the state of my carpet… > read more
Church of England Cracks Down On Sham Marriages
Published on 2011-04-12 09:32:29
Back Soon
Published on 2011-04-12 05:00:51
I will take some small crumb of comfort knowing that this cartoon goes live just as I sit down in that damn chair. As it says, back soon… > read more
Sarkozy Intervenes in Africa (Again)
Published on 2011-04-11 12:19:38
Monday’s Quiz Question
Published on 2011-04-11 05:21:41
Man With Three Voice Boxes Earns Promotion
Published on 2011-04-08 10:28:08
In any normal walk of life, the misfortune of being born with three voice boxes would be considered a disadvantage. ‘You would think that. You might think that. That’s something you might consider,’ says Gary Neville, an unemployed 36-year-old > read more
Crisis at BBC
Published on 2011-04-08 08:07:55
BBC Centre was briefly evacuated this morning when Richard Madeley’s ego was left partially exposed during routine maintenance. It is believed that that levels of gin and tonic normally used to cool the ego were allowed to run low at … Contin > read more
Phone Hacking: Yates Under Pressure
Published on 2011-04-07 12:54:50
Story > read more
Bob Dylan Plays China
Published on 2011-04-06 18:55:36
Things That Are Inexplicably Different
Published on 2011-04-06 10:16:18
Defective Spoons
Published on 2011-04-06 08:36:15
Continuing our ‘Clearing-The-Decks-Of-Any-Dumb-Cartoon-I’ve-Left-Over-In-My-Old-Sketchbook’ Day here at The Spine… > read more
Shocking Michael Jackson Sculpture Appears in Hackney
Published on 2011-04-06 07:29:15
The story. > read more
Accountant To Star In Fantasy Film
Published on 2011-04-06 05:57:56
I’m a bit behind with my cartoons today, so excuse them if they’re a bit rushed. I blame my having watched ‘Season of the Witch‘ last night instead of working late into the night. Have you seen ‘Season of the … Continu > read more
Steve Martin Exposed: The Secret Life of Hollywood’s Most Reclusive Star
Published on 2011-04-05 12:59:39
From his home, high above the smog and poor people in the Los Angeles hills, life might seem idyllic for Steve Martin, the legendary comedian, writer, banjo soloist, intellectual, and self-professed Hollywood hard man. Yet his rags-to-riches tale ecl > read more
Auditions Begin For ‘Britain’s Got Talent’
Published on 2011-04-04 19:21:41
It’s the show that critics accuse of exploiting vulnerable members of society but the family of its latest star are quick to point out that he’d be the first person to boast about his appearance on the new series of … Continue reading ͛ > read more
BBC News Denies Charge of Nepotism
Published on 2011-04-04 06:36:10
It’s all a conspiracy, I tells ye! Mike Sergeant Dan Snow Roland Buerk > read more
Sky News Hires Monkey To Review The Papers
Published on 2011-04-03 18:10:38
Fulham FC Unveil Michael Jackson Statue
Published on 2011-04-03 07:21:47
Yes, it’s Sunday and, yes, this is very quickly doodled, but this story was too good to miss. Thanks to the Zebra for pointing it out… > read more
India Win Cricket World Cup
Published on 2011-04-03 05:30:29
Michael McIntyre Launches Tour of Nation’s Stadiums and Arenas
Published on 2011-04-02 19:59:37
The Parable of the Ass
Published on 2011-04-01 20:43:22
Click the image to see bigger version. Or click here to read more. > read more
Helpful Pocket-Ready Answers
Published on 2011-04-01 12:33:28
Profile: Barry Norman
Published on 2011-04-01 07:54:03
Here, for the first time, I’m pleased to reproduce a chapter from my forthcoming book, ‘Famous Men Called Barry’. If it proves successful and you enjoy this, I might publish other previews of the book, including my chapters on Barry … > read more
BBC Headlines Deliberately Misinterpreted
Published on 2011-04-01 05:15:11
Not much about it here. > read more
Gaddafi Inner Circle Shocked By Defecation
Published on 2011-04-01 04:00:03
Silvio Berlusconi Launches Ingenious Defence in Sex Trial
Published on 2011-03-31 04:00:56
Click on the image for a larger view or here for another list of names. > read more
Richard Keys’ Latest Outrage Explained
Published on 2011-03-30 08:31:37
All is explained here with suitable commentary from experts. > read more
New Troubles For Syria
Published on 2011-03-30 04:45:07
John Terry Responds To Fabio Capello’s Boast
Published on 2011-03-29 19:08:42
Lady Gaga Promotes Clean Vegetables and Nipple Awareness
Published on 2011-03-29 10:16:17
No, I don’t understand it either… > read more
‘Go Compare’ Tenor Tops UK Classical Charts
Published on 2011-03-29 05:47:23
Enough said. > read more
Alliance Deny They Are Aiding Rebel Army
Published on 2011-03-28 08:53:42
A very quick and rushed cartoon as I’m having one of those days when everything conspires to get between me and my desk… > read more
UK’s Jedi Reveal Themselves As Nation Completes Census
Published on 2011-03-27 09:04:02
Known Troublemaker Hijacks London Riots
Published on 2011-03-26 20:20:15
Boat Race Betting Tips
Published on 2011-03-26 05:37:16
A Quickly Drawn Cartoon Of An Atypical Taxi
Published on 2011-03-25 12:27:24
Read more: Here. Here. and Here. > read more
This Season’s Top Selling Beauty Product
Published on 2011-03-25 06:08:58
The English Spring – An Appreciation
Published on 2011-03-24 11:22:32
For further details, I refer you to http:www.takeabloodylookoutsidemyofficewindow.com > read more
The Missing Guest
Published on 2011-03-24 04:30:31
In summary… > read more
Violence Breaks Out In Sky News Studio
Published on 2011-03-23 14:07:55
The Hilarious Budget-Day Cartoon
Published on 2011-03-23 11:28:56
Here you go. I admit I’ll be the only person who finds this cartoon funny. But that’s just the nature of this blog. Sometimes I draw cartoons with which I intend to amuse you. Sometimes I post things that … Continue reading → > read more
Is The New Angry Birds Too Difficult?
Published on 2011-03-23 05:00:56