Blog Feed: the Numerator since Bread loaves

Unhumorous post. Because I don’t feel humorous today. Run a fork through me.

Published on 2009-09-11 12:05:57

An act of heroism prevails longer in the conscience of a hero than it does in the conscience of another | History interests me far more than a human body cut open | Or perhaps not | The longest phone call I had lasted for 2 hours 2 min > read more

The dead lesbian

Published on 2009-09-08 15:50:35

The clock chimed 2. I was adrift In a paper boat stolen from my last origami lesson. And then I spoke Harry Potter, my child, is a bastard And Dumbledore? Well, his beard’s a wig and his wand, a twig Then the nine headed serpent appeared and ba > read more

Spotless toilet seats and dead cherries aside,

Published on 2009-09-05 19:44:48

To think I’d post that image without customizing it is almost preposterous. If you’re interested in how the image looked looked prior to my awesome editing, visit AnnSecret, my tagger/awarder. The Rules: ~ List five current obsessions. ~ > read more

My third true love

Published on 2009-09-04 15:52:31

It’s been a month since Chi and I have been together. She’s brought out the humorous side in me; introduced me to several cool people; listened to me when I wanted her to; held me close and whispered words of love when I needed them most. > read more

The things a bra can do

Published on 2009-09-03 15:36:56

Sitting on the floor and staring into space, my 12-year-old sister, M, stated, “I don’t ever want to wear a bra.” I looked at her and told her that if she doesn’t, it’ll all go out of shape. She motioned her hands outwar > read more

The Ruling Numerator’s abundant wisdom – part I

Published on 2009-09-02 14:54:30

An eye for an eye… And justice prevails. Agree? > read more

I think he was trying to tell me that I’m fat

Published on 2009-09-01 09:03:40

Whatever the unresolved university matter was, it was finally resolved. I accepted my housing offer and paid the £250 deposit. Out of my own choking bank account. Yesterday, I walked into my dad’s study, handed him a piece of paper with my ID > read more

The difference between men and women – A child’s perspective

Published on 2009-08-31 16:15:59

Today, I managed to strike a conversation with the 5-year-old son of my employer. Me: Do you know my name? Him: No Me: Do you know what I do here? Him: No Me: Do you know who I am? Him: A girl? Me: Mmm hmm Him: No, you’re a boy Me: Then youR > read more

When I’m down, the sight of my clean toilet makes me happy

Published on 2009-08-30 14:33:07

I’m taking a break from the typical posts to make way for a ranting one. Actually, I’ve just typed that sentence out and, now, have no idea how to continue. Just moments before Iftaar, sitting on our vast trampoline, in a moment of recipr > read more

Could the women in public please cover their breasts?

Published on 2009-08-29 14:36:44

Ever since I was five, my parents taught me that a fly only buzzes around a dirty person. After 8 long hours of work today, on my way home, I was accompanied by a fly. Dealing with the bags and stuffings make my hands dry and dusty. Several times a d > read more