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Men in Black 3, Chernobyl Diaries: 7 Word Weekend Review
Published on 2012-05-25 10:24:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Chernobyl Diaries - Can I say "no" and leave it? Cowgirls N Angels (limited) - > read more
Random Terrifying Facts!
Published on 2012-05-22 09:11:00
Fact: Somewhere in the world right now, there's a person listening to "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" and thinking it was written for them. Fact: If a person witnesses something horrifying, their hair can turn white instantly. People's hair also turns white slowly as you get older. Aging is the process of slowly being horrified. > read more
Battleship. The Dictator, and What to expect when you're expecting: 7 Word Weekend
Published on 2012-05-18 10:33:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each The Dictator - > read more
Dark Shadows: 7 Word Weekend Review
Published on 2012-05-11 11:36:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Dark Shadows - > read more
Good Idea Bad Idea Collection
Published on 2012-05-10 19:10:00
From the old Animaniacs cartoons, the Good Idea, Bad Idea spots. All of them strung together: I am not in the least ashamed to say I sat through the whole video. Especially since one of my favorites is towards the end. > read more
Top 6 Things That Makes Guys Wish They Were James Bond
Published on 2012-05-09 09:00:00
Every guy deep down wishes they were James Bond. The cool, suave personality, the high tech gadgets, the cars, and of course the gorgeous women; pretty much everything 13 year olds dream of. Okay, not just 13 year olds. Admit it, whether it was driving down a dirt road in a beater, pretending it was an Aston Martin, or just sitting down to play casino games with your virgin martini (or Heineken) clutched in one hand, imagining your opponent on the other side of the table is a pasty faced villain [..] > read more
And The Big Winner Of the Weekend Was... John Carter?
Published on 2012-05-07 13:51:00
John Carter bombed on its release, that can't be denied. Studios though will always do everything they can to try and make up ground on the numbers. It's all about saving face. In this case, while discussing with my brother seeing The Avengers this past weekend, the idea of going to a drive in came up. It's been quite awhile and I've always loved drive ins. After he looked up the information, he informed me that the Avengers was playing with, you guessed it, John Carter. When I heard that I was [..] > read more
The Avengers: 7 Word Weekend Review
Published on 2012-05-04 11:09:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Happy weekending everyone! > read more
The Dinosaur Party Debates Semi Finals Round 2: Pry Merry & Phil A. Buster
Published on 2012-05-01 10:04:00
Results of Round 1: The last round ended up being as close as I assumed it be. Some voters really responded to Jeff's message of be who you are, while some felt that that shouldn't include the eating of opponent's offspring. In the end you can chalk it up to survival of the fittest, with Jeff biting and clawing his way into the final round. > read more
Five Year Engagement, The Pirates!, The Raven, and Cats doing reviews: 7 Word Weekend Review
Published on 2012-04-27 14:14:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Bernie (limited) - We've all wanted to kill Shirley MacLaine. Sound of My Voice (limited) > read more
The History of Man: A Timeline
Published on 2012-04-26 10:00:00
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The Dinosaur Party Debate Semi Finals: Soph Bochs Versus Jeff
Published on 2012-04-24 09:50:00
Thank you for joining us for this, the first of two, semi-final debates. The next couple of weeks will see the field narrowed down to two candidates. You've heard them previously speaking on political issues and what they stand for. So this time around, we're going to get a little more intimate and get to know these candidates for who they are when they're not trying to save the world through legislation. TNR: Welcome Ms. Bochs. Soph: Please call me Soph. TNR: Soap? > read more
The Lucky One, Think Like a Man, Chimpanzee
Published on 2012-04-20 11:38:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Chimpanzee - > read more
Does Dick Clark's Death Heralds The End Of The World?
Published on 2012-04-18 15:35:00
November 30, 1929 – April 18, 2012 I loved Dick Clark. Like millions of others, he was a part of the New Year's tradition for my family. So please don't take this the wrong way when I ask, does this mean the Mayan were right? I'm pretty sure we can't proceed into 2013 without Dick Clark here to move the hands of time. Admit it, you all know he was responsible for the changing of the years. The Mayan spoke of change and I think this is it: We're going to be stuck in the year 2012 forever. [..] > read more
Stupid Movie Quotes #1
Published on 2012-04-17 14:12:00
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Cabin in the Woods, Lockout, The Three Stooges: 7 Word Weekend Review
Published on 2012-04-13 08:18:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each The Cabin in the Woods > read more
True Addictions #1: Non-Smoking
Published on 2012-04-09 16:56:00
I'm addicted to non-smoking. If I'm holding something like a pen while I'm concentrating, without even thinking about it, I begin fake puffing and fake blowing of imaginary smoke. Sometimes I'll do it even if I don't have something in my hand. And If I'm lost in a day dream... I'm practically a non-chain smoker. Naturally, I suppose the general assumption would be that I still have the habit from when I used to be a smoker. Perfectly logical conclusion with one tiny problem: I've never smoked [..] > read more
Stop Whining About Pluto
Published on 2012-04-08 13:57:00
Planets were called “wandering stars” in ancient times.Protesters would have printed up t-shirts saying, “Just because they wander, doesn’t mean they’re not stars!" Then the Greeks called them “wanderers”.T-Shirts may have said, “It’s okay Mars, I’m not a star either.”“Wanderer” in Greek is “planētoi”, which sounded like “planet”, so they called them planets.T-shirts would declare, “What’s wrong with ‘Wanderer’? ‘Planet’ sounds stupid! Stop changin [..] > read more
Doctor Who Easter Colouring Pages
Published on 2012-04-07 15:53:00
Thanks to Doctor Who Time Vortex (a great news site for Whovians), I was recently made aware of an Easter gift of Doctor Who colouring sheets. They are available on BBC's site HERE and feature two packs, one for heroes, and one for baddies. So whether you're open about your love for colouring, like me, or just a closet crayon fan, head on over to get your colour on. > read more
Titanic 3D, American Reunion: 7 Word Weekend Review
Published on 2012-04-06 12:30:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Titanic 3D - > read more
The Non-Obits - April 5, 2012
Published on 2012-04-05 11:00:00
Eddie Murphy 1961 - 2012 Famed comedian and actor Eddie Murphy was officially pronounced dead this past week after it was announced he was being sought after for the upcoming sequel to 'Twins' tentatively titled 'Triplets'. Said a fan of Murphy's who was on the scene, "I've long suspected that Eddie died years ago and was replaced by an evil robot that only makes s**** movies." While it is actually believed that Murphy died back in 1998 between the release of Doctor Doolittle and Holy Man, i [..] > read more
Wrath of the Titans, Mirror Mirror: 7 Word Weekend Review
Published on 2012-03-30 10:47:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each The Legend of Hell's Gate: An American Conspiracy (limited)- The title's surely longer than the movie. Mirror Mirror - I don't understand, how did this happen? Wrath of the Titans > read more
March Madness for Dumb Titles
Published on 2012-03-29 14:52:00
For our final bracket of March 2012, which we’ve been doing in honor of March Madness, we have designed a bracket to help you decide, step by step, what movie has the dumbest title. As always, it is printer-friendly, and as always we’d love to hear your results. > read more
The Dinosaur Party Debates: First Round Results
Published on 2012-03-27 11:17:00
We've come to the end of the first round of debate and having done so have narrowed the field down to 4 candidates. While it's still too early to pick a clear winner, there certainly are clear favorites > read more
March Madness for Fear
Published on 2012-03-25 21:42:00
Once again we have drawn up a bracket in honor of March Madness. And once again it has nothing to do with basketball. This is the third bracket we’ve done this month, and as always it is printer-friendly for your convenience. This time the bracket is designed to help you, step by step, choose The Worst Thing to be Locked in a Large Room With. (We tackle the most important issues here on The Non-Review.) So go have fun imagining yourself in sucky situations, and be sure to share your results wi [..] > read more
The Raid: Redemption, The Hunger Games: 7 Word Weekend Review
Published on 2012-03-23 12:46:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each The Raid: Redemption (limited) - Yeah, right, "Redemption" really adds so much. The Hunger Games - I'm not starving, but I could eat. The original title for The Raid: Redemption, was -well it's an Indonesian film, so obviously not in English- The Raid. Nice. Simple. Adding Redemption to it is pointless if you ask me. Doesn't tell you anything more about what you're seeing. Problems with the title aside, holy > read more
March Madness for Politics
Published on 2012-03-22 13:40:00
In honor of March Madness, we are doing our own version of brackets all this month. This time, we figured that since we’re in the middle of an election (here in the US), we should do one in honor of politics as well. Campaign slogans are usually pretty dull, merely using the word “change” and a pithy little phrase. But some candidates got more creative, and so today’s printer-friendly bracket is set up to help you decide which politician, in US history, had the best presidential campaign [..] > read more
Buy Cabinets Direct Review
Published on 2012-03-21 10:58:00
There are a lot of places to buy kitchen cabinets online these days. But knowing who you can trust is a big concern. Being that I've worked in cabinetry for some time I'm always curious to see what's out there. While some of the discount places I've looked into offer decent pricing, when it comes to quality; how it's constructed, the materials, etc. they're generally second rate. One of the exceptions I've found is Buy Cabinets Direct. They sell both RTA (Ready To Assemble) as well as Pre-Assem [..] > read more
The Dinosaur Party Debates: John Quincy Public & Jeff
Published on 2012-03-20 12:54:00
The Results: Who could have predicted that the humble Ankylosaur Mr. Pry Merry, would fell the lizard king himself, Bill O'Rights. Perhaps it's because the T-Rex has such short arms that the voting public decided he was not the best fit. Whatever the case, we've once again narrowed the field down. Now we've arrived at the last of the regular debates before the semi-finals. > read more
March Madness for the Movies
Published on 2012-03-19 14:55:00
In honor of March Madness, we have decided to draw up a few brackets of our own to determine—not basketball winners—but winners of completely arcane and unrelated things. For this first set of easily-printable brackets (you’re welcome), it’s up to you to decide which movie bad guy—who didn’t die in the end—deserved to die more than other bad guys. Obviously this comes with a bit of a SPOILER ALERT, so be careful. Also, let us know how your results turn out. Now, go and enjoy this f [..] > read more
21 Jump Street, Jeff, Who Lives At Home, Casa de mi Padre: 7 Word Weekend Review
Published on 2012-03-16 11:58:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Casa de mi Padre (limited) - Even if it sucks, it'll be awesome. > read more
I Am Not A Number
Published on 2012-03-15 12:28:00
The Dinosaur Party Debates: Mr. Bill O'Rights & Mr. Pry Merry
Published on 2012-03-13 17:17:00
The Results: Some, I suppose, would call it a slaughter -the way Soph Bocks, took every vote in the last round- and I'm one of those people. Ms. Staytha Course, went down like a domino, and not even a particularly important domino. The domino that's left over after you've finished your masterpiece, so you throw it back into the box. Before lighting it on fire, cause that's how you roll. Metaphorically speaking of course. Now that we have our winner from last round. Let's meet our new contestan [..] > read more
Why Daylight Savings Time Sucks: A Review
Published on 2012-03-10 18:49:00
Go on, admit it to yourselves. This whole Daylight Savings thing we have to go through twice a year really sucks. The way it works out is that once a year you can expect to be tired because you just lost an hour. I don't want to sound like a sloth but I need my thirteen hours of sleep each night or else I don't feel quite myself. Course I do enjoy the other side of Daylight Savings Time. When you get that hour back it's like time that you've put away in the bank and can now withdraw. Sorry, t [..] > read more
The Dinosaur Party Debates: Ms. Soph Bocks & Ms. Staytha Course
Published on 2012-03-10 12:46:00
The Results: Scandal is inevitable in every political party. I never thought it would come so quickly to The Dinosaur Party, but unfortunately that's the case. News broke on National Geographic's site last August that the Plesiosaurus, may not have laid eggs like other reptiles, but rather given live birth to its offspring. While this doesn't rule it out that it was in fact a dinosaur, word came out of T-Rex's camp this week about a video they had showing Cam Pane, sneaking into a barber shop. [..] > read more
A Thousand Words, John Carter, Playback: 7 Word Weekend Review
Published on 2012-03-09 10:55:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each A Thousand Words - I said DON'T paint me a picture. John Carter - Boring never looked quite so awesome before. Playback - I'm pretty sure I've seen it before. Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (limited) - I did that once, on the fly... Silent House - Sounds like a selling point to me. Friends With Kids (limited) - I don't suppose it's actually about goats? It's been one of those weeks. You know the ones that follow the week before, a [..] > read more
The Dinosaur Party Debates: Phil A. Buster & Cam Pane
Published on 2012-03-06 11:02:00
Last year you got to meet all the candidates. As we move closer to the election this year, the time has come to start the process of narrowing down the field. And so, we here at TNR are proud to present the debates that will decide which dinosaurs will be your president and vice president. The format will be simple. If you're unfamiliar with how we run "battles" on the site, we'll start with two candidates, each giving their best effort to be your choice. At the end of the post, you vote on whic [..] > read more
Upside Down Stories vol 1.
Published on 2012-02-28 13:13:00
˙sʎɐɹ ʎʇıʌɐɹƃ puɐ ǝʌol ʎq uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ plɹoʍ ɹnoʎ puıɟ ʇɥƃıɯ noʎ ǝslǝ ɹo ʇsıʇuǝıɔs pɐɯ ɐ ɥʇıʍ dıɥsuoıʇɐlǝɹ ɐ oʇuı ʇǝƃ ɹǝʌǝu ˙ǝɔıʌpɐ ɟo spɹoʍ ǝɯos llɐ noʎ ɹǝɟɟo sı op uɐɔ ı llɐ 'ǝʌol uo pǝʞooɥ looɟ ɐ 'ǝɯ ɹoɟ ǝʇɐl ooʇ s,ʇı ǝlıɥʍ puɐ ˙sıɥʇ ǝʞıl ʎnƃ ɐ dılɟ ʎllɐǝɹ plnoɔ lɹıƃ ɐ ʍǝuʞ ɹǝʌǝu ı ʇnq „'slǝǝɥ ɹǝʌo pɐǝɥ llǝɟ„ uoıssǝɹdxǝ ǝɥʇ u [..] > read more
Just A Reminder...
Published on 2012-02-25 16:57:00
Act of Valor, Gone, Wanderlust, Tyler Perry, and Poems: 7 Word Weekend Review
Published on 2012-02-24 10:37:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Act of Valor - Fighting for my right to not watch. Gone - I wish. Unfortunately Seyfried keeps making films. Tyler Perry's Good Deeds - See: Any of my other Perry reviews. Wanderlust - I've got that. Why do you ask? Hmm... today has an odd tinge to it. Maybe because the weather is so fantastic. I think I'll do the reviews today as poetry. Act of Valor Act of Valor, Perhaps it'd be better, If I held my tongue And said les [..] > read more
Stick Figure Movies #3: Titanic
Published on 2012-02-23 09:07:00
Dear John Letter For Today
Published on 2012-02-21 09:28:00
Dear Today*, If you're reading this, than I'm already gone. Surely you must have seen the signs. The constant frustrations. You, doing things on purpose to get on my nerves. Me, watching the hands on the clock tick down, willing them to speed up. I'm not even sure when it was we first started drifting apart. Seems just this morning we were doing good. The sun was shining, and everything seemed new and beautiful. Somehow though, you changed. First a cold shoulder. Don't think I didn't notice t [..] > read more
My Bias Against Certain Colors On Graphs: A Graph
Published on 2012-02-20 08:54:00
Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance, the Secret World of Arrietty, This Means War: 7 Word Weekend Review
Published on 2012-02-17 11:15:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance - Why? Sorry, did I need more words? The Secret World of Arrietty - I liked it better as The Borrowers. This Means War - Anyone else tired of Chelsea Handler yet? There are days, and then there are days. Today was one of those. No, not the one of those days, one of those days. Right. Can you tell I'm a big fan of ambiguity? Ghost Rider was really a consolation prize for Nicolas Cage. Years and years he [..] > read more
Movies to see After you die: Sunrise
Published on 2012-02-16 10:46:00
Since there are thousands of lists of “Movies to see before you die,” you might not be able to fit in some other good, non-list-making, films until after you’ve died. But we’re here for you. Our team of movie investigators, here at The Non-Review, will uncover some worthwhile movies for you to watch on the Grim Reaper’s TV. Movie to see after you die: Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans Don’t change the channel when you read the next sentence. This movie is a silent film. I [..] > read more
What Cats Are Saying About Valentine's Day
Published on 2012-02-14 09:45:00
We recently polled some local cats again. This time we wanted to know what they thought of Valentine's Day. 'Sir Reginald Plumperdink' "I got my valentine this great, empty, heart shaped box this year. All I had to do was eat all those pesky candies. Now she can put in whatever she wants." 'Mrs. Kisses' "Valentine's Day is a made up holiday to remind me that I'm still single. I can't help it if every time someone shows interest I get bite-y." 'The Duchess Gary Cooper [..] > read more
Journey 2 The Mysterious Island, The Vow, Safe house: 7 Word Weekend Review
Published on 2012-02-10 17:51:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Safe House - I have no idea what it's about. Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace 3D - Presumably, I'm supposed to care about now. The Vow - Must... Not... Fall... Asleep... Zzzz... *snort* Biscuits? Journey 2: The Mysterious Island - If you need me, I'll be crying. So on Super Bowl Sunday I woke up sick and was all "what's worse than being sick for the Super Bowl?" After another three days of being down for the count I found out. [..] > read more
Spoiler-Free Movie Review of The Woman in Black
Published on 2012-02-05 22:15:00
Nope. No spoilers here. Just a quick review with very few details, so as not to disturb your viewing pleasure. In fact, if you’ve seen the movie poster, then there’s really nothing for me to spoil. But I’ll be careful anyway. In the movie, The Woman in Black, Daniel Radcliffe (playing the main character) looks dapper in his dark three-piece suit. Oops. Sorry about that. I said no spoilers, and I just gave away his whole wardrobe for the entire film. Very sorry. Well, anyway, he goes out i [..] > read more
Big Miracle, The Woman in Black, Chronicle: 7 Word Weekend Review
Published on 2012-02-03 09:33:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Big Miracle - Whale's Take: Is that a fat joke? The Innkeepers (limited) - Nice try not The Woman in Black. The Woman in Black - Here comes woman in black. Galaxy defender... Chronicle - They had me at teens abusing powers. I think quite possibly I've watched Groundhog's Day every day other than Groundhog's Day. I realize that 364 viewings seems like a low estimate, but I'll stick to that. It's not that I'm anti-animal -I fully b [..] > read more
Stick Figure Movies #2: The Natural
Published on 2012-02-01 16:49:00
P. S. Despite what Rep may have thought, I am still alive. Unless this is one of those Bruce Willis I'm-really-a-ghost-but-I-don't-know-it things. Oh, and sorry to the one guy who I just ruined the Sixth Sense for. Is it my fault your country only gets American movies 13 years after they're released? How do you have internet?! Point is... Okay I don't have one. Anyway, I was without internet for a couple weeks, but I have it again. So the two of you who missed me -sorry, three, I forgot to co [..] > read more
Non-Obits: Special Edition
Published on 2012-01-28 14:28:00
TS Hendrik1983 – Last Week ? There’s a pretty good chance that TS Hendrik has most likely died. Reports vary, but it is believed that his extended absence from the blogging world is a result of his untimely demise. At first there was an outlandish rumor that his internet was simply down, but after he repeatedly ignored numerous emails requesting that he confirm or deny this claim, the rumor was deemed bogus. The more likely explanation was that he had kicked the bucket. The first intimatio [..] > read more
MOVIES IN THREES: Saving Private Ryan
Published on 2012-01-19 08:56:00
Telling a movie in only 3 pictures3 quotes3 statements “Maybe not the captain, but the rest of us got mothers.” Since 3 of the 4 Ryan brothers have been killed, the army doesn’t want the mother to get any sadder, so they’ll go looking for the last one. “What's the use in risking the lives of the 8 of us to save one guy?” Many bullets and shaky cameras later, they find him. “He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasti [..] > read more
The Best Post You'll Never Read
Published on 2012-01-18 10:05:00
Don't le [..] > read more
Happy Fourth of July
Published on 2011-07-04 10:06:00
Happy Fourth of July everyone!Go outside, eat some kind of hand held meat, light some firecrackers, and try to stay cool.Course, if none of that interests you, than at the very least show some patriotism; point in the direction of England and laugh f > read more
7 Word Weekend Movie Review: Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Larry Crowne, and various campaigns
Published on 2011-07-01 12:44:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Transformers: Dark of the Moon - The games I played were more entertaining. Larry Crowne - George Takei is in it? Oh my... Monte Carlo - Like a tiny package of heck no. Terri (limited) - Joh > read more
What Cats Are Saying About Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Published on 2011-06-29 10:59:00
We once again polled some local cats to find out their opinions. This time we wanted to know what they thought of the new Transformers film, Transformers: Dark of the Moon. 'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'"I thought it was horrible. If the concessio > read more
Precious Moments: Magazines
Published on 2011-06-27 12:08:00
"It's not fair, I should be allowed to go!""To bad, you're grounded.""I shouldn't be punished because you were snooping in my room.""I wouldn't have been in your room if you'd clean it like I ask you to every week.""It's an invasion of privacy.""Inva > read more
7 Word Weekend Movie Review: Cars 2, Bad Teacher, and I channel Watson
Published on 2011-06-24 10:29:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Bad Teacher - Brain says no, but were not speaking. Cars 2 - Tagline: At last, a chance to nap. Conan O'Brien Can't Stop (limited) - Wouldn't that contradict the laws of physics? I mean it seems like ther > read more
Just A Reminder...
Published on 2011-06-22 14:01:00
George Sanders, the actor who played Shere Khan, committed suicide in 1972 at the age of 65. You had Nirvana, your kids have Bieber. That horrible Freaky Friday remake does exist. Have a sunny day! > read more
Surviving the Apocalypse Lesson #111: Bears
Published on 2011-06-21 10:59:00
Okay, so we've all had our laugh at the crazy old dude and his predicted end date, but now it's time to move on. Cause whether or not we like it, the world has a suicide wish and it's always looking for a new way to end itself. Zombies... Robots... t > read more
A PSA
Published on 2011-06-21 09:17:00
I've had two visits to the site from the Bahamas today.Don't you people know it's better there?Seriously, what are you doing reading my blog? Go outside. You're in the Bahamas. > read more
7 Word Weekend Movie Review: Mr. Popper's Penguins and Green Lantern
Published on 2011-06-17 11:52:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each The Art of Getting By (limited) - Guess I'm an artist. Support the arts. Green Lantern - That suit, 3D... I don't think so. Mr. Popper's Penguins - Sounds like a soon to fail restaurant.&nbs > read more
10 Things I Hate About Top 10 Lists
Published on 2011-06-14 11:05:00
10) Such a lazy substitution for a post. 9) People who don't put any effort into coming up with clever, word... things. 8) Ones with stupid debates like 'top 10 reasons dogs are better than cats' when everyone knows cats are better. 7) When someone f > read more
Battle of the Landscapes – The Winner!
Published on 2011-06-11 23:27:00
Here’s how it happened: Mountains came on strong, and hit Woods with a one two punch (whatever that means). Basically, it looked like Mountains might take this battle easily. Well, then Woods fans came out of the … Can’t…Not…Say…It … ou > read more
Battle of the Landscapes – The Finals
Published on 2011-06-07 02:00:00
Da da da da! That doesn’t translate into print very well, does it? It’s supposed to be the sound of something great happening, like when a superhero arrives on the scene. In this case however, it is meant to usher in (with great magnificence) the > read more
Battle of the Landscapes – Semi-Final 2 of 2
Published on 2011-06-04 02:00:00
Poor Swamp! I probably could’ve put a bottle cap up against Mountains in the last round, and it would have done better. With a score of 16 votes to 2 votes, that is the biggest (and most demoralizing) victory we’ve seen in any round of any battle > read more
7 Word Weekend Movie Review: X-Men: First Class, Submarine, and I Play the Game
Published on 2011-06-03 11:22:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Beginners - Christopher Plummer is never going to die. Submarine (limited) - Shh, you had me at Richard Ayoade. X-Men: First Class - Proposed Tagline: Give these mutants an 'A'. Just In: My doc > read more
Dear Cicadas: A letter
Published on 2011-06-02 13:19:00
Dear Cicadas, I realize that you've been dormant for awhile (has it been 13 years already?) and are eager to get out there and enjoy each day. The things is, while I enjoyed the novelty of you for an hour, you've overstayed your welcome. And like Si > read more
Battle of the Landscapes – Semi-Final 1 of 2
Published on 2011-05-31 12:10:00
I really thought that Snow could win this entire battle—not just the previous round—but I forgot how many Snow-Haters there are out there. Not only did it lose to Canyons (the winner) but it lost to the Volcanic landscape as well. And so now we a > read more
Battle of the Landscapes – Round 4
Published on 2011-05-28 02:00:00
By Reputation@StakeThis round is going to be a little unorthodox, and it's all my fault. When I came up with the brilliantly fantastic super-sweet idea (which the Nobel committee is still mulling over) of running a battle with all of the major landsc > read more
7 Word Weekend Movie Review: Kung Fu Panda 2 and The Hangover II
Published on 2011-05-27 12:21:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each The Hangover Part II - Remember the first one? Yeah... same thing. Kung Fu Panda 2 - Just not as classy without Roman numerals. I guess this is the weekend of sequels. Too bad they didn't > read more
The Adult Coloring Book Project vol. 2
Published on 2011-05-26 10:59:00
Hey, remember when I was going to make this a regular column and then completely forgot to post another till a couple months had passed? Good times... I heard a lot of encouragement with the first post, as well as some people possibly expressing som > read more
Battle of the Landscapes – Round 3
Published on 2011-05-24 02:00:00
By Reputation@StakeWell that was just embarrassing. With a score of 9 votes to a measly 2 votes, Mountains made Grasslands run home crying. Grasslands, savannah, prairie, plains. So many names, so easily defeated. And with that settled, it’s time f > read more
Best trailer of the year: Green With Envy
Published on 2011-05-23 15:20:00
Watch the following trailer and enjoy its brilliance: > read more
Battle of the Landscapes – Round 2
Published on 2011-05-21 02:00:00
By Reputation@StakeWow. I was surprised to see that the previous battle between Desert and Swamp was neck and neck all the way to the end. And I’m sorry to have to report to all of you sun-loving, sand-adoring, heat-basking, dry-living fans, that S > read more
7 Word Weekend Movie Review: Pirates of the Caribbean 4? Arrrrrghh
Published on 2011-05-20 08:36:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Midnight in Paris (limited) - So... would that be five o'clock here? Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides - Worst detergent, ever. Just made new stains. You know, I'm not sure if "o'clock" cou > read more
Battle of the Landscapes – Round 1
Published on 2011-05-17 02:00:00
By Reputation@Stake We here at The Non-Review are very confrontational. If you don’t believe me, then I will ask you to step outside. However, some people consider this to be a “flaw” in our character, so we have sought ways to defuse our hosti > read more
7 Word Weekend Movie Review: Bridesmaids, Priest, and Blogger blows
Published on 2011-05-13 18:18:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Everything Must Go (limited) - But I gave that stuff to you! Preist - I hope he kills Edward and Jacob. Bridesmaids - Yeah... I'll watch anything with Chris O'Dowd. How'd everyone enjoy the little m > read more
What cats are saying about Everything Must Go
Published on 2011-05-11 23:13:00
We once again polled some neighborhood cats. This time we wanted to know what they thought about the new Will Ferrell movie 'Everything Must Go'. Once again we are also happily joined by a guest cat. 'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'"As long as you don't > read more
CLEVERer and Iron Man 2 prop giveaway
Published on 2011-05-09 23:26:00
If you've followed this blog for awhile you've probably realized by now that I have a passion for independent film. The gems that have to fight their way against every obstacle to get made. Usually they're driven more by story and a love for the art, > read more
Not Safe For Home #20
Published on 2011-05-09 00:13:00
Ah, back to ye olde comic. Click to enlarge. > read more
7 Word Weekend Movie Review: Thor, Beavers, and Pusher gets remade, again
Published on 2011-05-06 00:55:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each The Beaver (limited expands May 20) - C'mon, you know you wanna see it... Hobo With a Shotgun (limited) - Best title of the week, hands down. Jumping the Broom - Tagline: Pride & Predjudice never > read more
Myspace Time Capsule Vol. 6
Published on 2011-05-03 14:41:00
I decided I wasn't quite ready to start back again after completing the A to Z challenge. Thusly I present you with another of my many unseen posts from the days of Myspace Blogging. Oct. 21, 2008 Earlier today -hmmm, yesterday... Earlier yesterda > read more
Z is For: Zelda
Published on 2011-04-29 23:12:00
Click to enlarge. And with that (thankfully) the A to Z challenge endeth! There were ups... there were downs... I'm sure if I looked carefully there was probably even some middles. I did enjoy meeting a lot of new bloggers through this challenge, an > read more
Y is For: Youtube
Published on 2011-04-29 14:26:00
Aw Youtube, you which has taken away the need to write a long winded post when I can just put up a funny video instead. What did we ever do before you? Warning: This video contains naughty language. Viewer discretion is advised. > read more
7 Word Weekend Movie Review: Fast Five, Dylan Dog, and I can haz Sympathy for Delicious
Published on 2011-04-29 00:01:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Dylan Dog: Dead of Night - I never intended to like Brandon Routh... Exporting Raymond (limited) - There's nothing about this I don't like. Fast Five - Why does it have to look good? Hoodwi > read more
X is For: Xavier: Secrets
Published on 2011-04-27 23:19:00
Welcome to the first edition of Secrets Exposed. This week we are pleased to feature Professor Charles Xavier, known to many as Professor X. Charles Xavier Age: 73Power: TelepathSchool: Harvard & OxfordRelationship Status: Single Professor Xav > read more
W is For: Wilhelm: By The Numbers
Published on 2011-04-26 23:14:00
I know some of you will be familiar with that term, but for those of you who aren't, a brief explanation seems in order. The Wilhelm Scream, is one of the most famous stock sound effects in movie history. It's been used in hundreds of films, TV shows > read more
V is For: Viral Videos - A Timeline
Published on 2011-04-26 00:02:00
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U is For: Under the Stairs [Poem]
Published on 2011-04-24 23:54:00
Alright, I admit I finally started getting burnt out on figuring out topics specific to letters. Call it a cop out but for U I decided just to write a poem. Better stuff tomorrow. Under the stairsCreeping and lurkingBreathing and burdenedHidi > read more
T is For: TS Hendrik - A Non-Interview
Published on 2011-04-23 01:05:00
I recently had the opportunity to sit down with myself for what was a surprisingly honest interview. Unfortunately due to a pending lawsuit we are only able to bring you select parts at this time. TNR: What did you want to be when you were a child > read more
S is For: Superpowers
Published on 2011-04-22 09:54:00
A new year ripe with possibilities. Yet looking at the slew of superhero movies set to hit this summer, I can't help but feel it's a rewashing of things we've seen. Been there, done that, bought the lead jammies to avoid prying x-ray eyes. The way I > read more
R is For: Review: Old People
Published on 2011-04-20 23:57:00
The other day I was watching this old couple at a bank. They were most likely in their late 80's early 90's and dressed in the stereotypical old fashion. The woman drove the man up to the bank and then did her best to park a car that was far to big f > read more
Q is For: Questions
Published on 2011-04-20 11:07:00
Everyone has a list of unanswered questions. I thought I would make out a list of some of mine and periodically post them in the hopes of getting some answers. 1) We're on a planet that's constantly moving through space. Direction is relative. So > read more
P is For: Playlist
Published on 2011-04-19 12:35:00
I don't know about you, but I need music to get through the day. I thought it would be fun to take a look at a few songs that are on my playlist each week and to find out what you all are listening to. This week's picks: The Ink Spots - I don't wan > read more
O is For: Obits (non)
Published on 2011-04-17 23:23:00
Clarence ???? - 2011 Tragedy struck in Denver this past weekend when renowned holiday angel Clarence, died again. Clarence is most well known for his having saved George Bailey from killing himself in It's a Wonderful Life. Shortly after receiv > read more
N is For: Non-Review: Scream 4 - Shrunken Head Review
Published on 2011-04-15 23:29:00
Thomas: Hello and welcome to another edition of the Shrunken Head Review. This week we will be looking at the new Scream movie. What did you guys think? Smith: Remember when I defended Cursed? Thomas: Not really, but go ahead. Smith: I can't defen > read more
M is For: Mila Kunis: Peaked
Published on 2011-04-15 09:36:00
Sure we know and love (or hate) actors all throughout their lengthy careers, but that doesn't mean they didn't already at some point deliver their greatest performance. It's my aim to remember each actor or actress's greatest performance. The on > read more
7 Word Weekend Movie Review: Scream 4, The Conspirator, and I shrug off Atlas.
Published on 2011-04-14 23:15:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Atlas Shrugged Part 1 - Good gosh, even the trailer is boring. The Conspirator - I think it's worth spending five bucks. Rio - I hate this on so many levels. Scream 4 - Grudgingly, I admit I want > read more
L is For: Letters
Published on 2011-04-13 23:11:00
Dear Pa, I know it's been several years since we last spoke. It must not have been easy for you to accept my decision to move away from town. College... It just wasn't for me. You'll be happy to know that the business is going fine. Baking is my li > read more
K is For: Kissing
Published on 2011-04-12 23:57:00
I was thinking the other day about fairy tales. In particular how kissing has been used to break charms and spells through countless stories. Snow White is poisoned and lays there for all intents dead until the prince comes and kisses her. At least t > read more
J is For: Jeff Goldblum: By The Numbers
Published on 2011-04-11 23:12:00
I first came to know of him as a kid when he co-starred as Malcolm in Jurassic Park. First impressions doing its tricks, I've always kind of liked him. Never particularly gone out of my way to watch his films, but enjoyed him in the right roles. Howe > read more
I is For: I win at internets vol. 3
Published on 2011-04-10 23:13:00
More randomness that I've created for my tumblr with no real use for it other than as misc bits and pieces, presented here with little to no commentary. I was just doodling on paint while watching Doctor Who reruns. Kind of liked it. Another > read more
H is For: Heaven and Hell
Published on 2011-04-08 23:22:00
I figured everyone could use a break from the longer, read-y posts. Thusly I present you with my vision of Heaven and Hell, in comic form. Click to enlarge. Click to enlarge. > read more
G is For: Gold: Overheard Conversations
Published on 2011-04-08 09:31:00
"Who was that you were talking to?""What do you mean?""I saw you chatting up that girl.""Don't be ridiculous. I bumped into her when I was grabbing drinks." "You were whispering in her ear." "I was yelling into her ear. There's a lot of chatter in he > read more
7 Word Weekend Movie Review: Your Highness, Arthur, and a brief pause from the A to Z challenge
Published on 2011-04-07 23:21:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Arthur - A lot like Dudley, but much Moore. Born to Be Wild (IMAX) - Included simply because I like baby elephants. Ceremony (limited) - I'll watch it just for Lee Pace. Hanna - If it s > read more
F is For: Food
Published on 2011-04-07 00:02:00
We once again decided to poll some cats to get their opinions. This time we wanted to know what they thought of food. 'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'"Gasp! are you serious?! At last a subject that I feel passionate about. I'm not sure where to start, I > read more
E is for: Everything - A Review
Published on 2011-04-05 23:14:00
Everything started out fine -the way one might expect, but inevitably it all changed. Anytime you're dealing with a major blockbuster, there's a bit of trepidation that it will in no way live up to the hype. I largely found this to be the c > read more
D is For: Donkeys
Published on 2011-04-04 23:09:00
Donkeys: Nature's Two Men and a Truck. A sweet unassuming animal, the humble donkey has helped to build empires, survive harsh climates and been the victim of its own stupidity for millennia. The donkey as we know it today is little changed from > read more
C is For: Commercial Observations: DSW
Published on 2011-04-03 23:07:00
This one took some thinking... DSW: This commercial confused me the first few times I saw it. I really couldn't understand why the woman would chase down a man to find out where he'd gotten his shoes. Finally though, I did figure it out. Obv > read more
B is for: Best Movies
Published on 2011-04-02 00:10:00
I'm loving the A to Z challenge. So far I've found many great new blogs that were love at first read. If you're new to this blog from the challenge, thanks for dropping by. As I'm figuring on doing mostly comedy this month on this semi movie review s > read more
A is for: Advice
Published on 2011-04-01 09:56:00
Dear guy who looks suspiciously like the Hawaiian Punch mascot, My girlfriend and I were supposed to have a quiet night in last week. Little Chinese food... Watch a movie... You know how we do. Only problem is, she didn't like the movie I picked ou > read more
7 Word Weekend Movie Review: Hop, Rubber, and The Last Godfather
Published on 2011-04-01 00:07:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Hop - Russel Brand... Family movie... Does not compute. Insidious - Didn't I see this on Discovery Channel? The Last Godfather (limited) - Sweet mercy, I must see this movie! Rubber (limited) - S > read more
Battle of the Decades: Winner
Published on 2011-03-31 12:08:00
Yes it's true. When all the votes were tallied, it wasn't even close. The 80's won in a landslide against the 70's. I was expecting it to be a lot closer. Course I also thought there would be other decades fighting it out at the end. What can I say o > read more
Battle of the Decades: The Final Countdown
Published on 2011-03-29 10:35:00
It's been a heck of a series. I've seen grown decades weep like children. Well, weeping children. Eight decades down, two remain. First a look at the decades that won't be joining us today: 00's: Two 0's still amounts to nothing. 10's: Perfect 10? I > read more
Not Safe For Home #19
Published on 2011-03-28 11:35:00
This will be the last comic for awhile as next month I have plans. Click to enlarge. > read more
Battle of the Decades: Semi-Finals - 2/2
Published on 2011-03-26 11:45:00
The last round was a sad battle to be sure. The 50's were a bit like a sad kitten that has walked through the desert for weeks with no food and little water. Wasted and worn it finally crosses the border into town in the hope of finding its family, w > read more
7 Word Weekend Movie Review: Sucker Punch, Diary of Wimpy Kid, and S. Sucko
Published on 2011-03-25 11:31:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules - 1000 times over I hope this dies. The Lion of Judah - I almost don't know where to start... Peep World (limited) - Sadly, it doesn't star Mitchell and W > read more
What cats are saying about Sucker Punch
Published on 2011-03-24 12:15:00
We once again reached to cats to find out their opinions. This time we wanted to know what they thought about the new action flick, Sucker Punch. 'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'"Suckers and Punch? Sounds delicious." 'Baby Thor'"The term 'not age appr > read more
Battle of the Decades: Semi-finals 1/2
Published on 2011-03-22 11:56:00
So there it was, seemingly settled, with the 1960's looking to win it by one, when who should show up with milk, all these days later? That's right, Rep. Guess which decade he voted for? Yup, the 90's. For all intents and purposes it looked like we w > read more
Not Safe For Home #18
Published on 2011-03-21 10:52:00
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Battle of the Decades: Round 6
Published on 2011-03-19 11:32:00
Another battle come and gone. As Rep will not be joining this time round I will be taking over. I can't speak as to where he's gone. Told me he was going out for milk but that was like five days ago. Nevertheless we shall soldier on. Tough, rou > read more
7 Word Weekend Movie Review: Limitless, Paul, Paul, and oh, Paul
Published on 2011-03-18 10:12:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Lord of the Dance 3D (limited) - Horrible visions of Flatley dancing in heads. Limitless - I'm trying to keep an open mind. The Lincoln Letter - Ryan Phillipe a murderer? I'd buy that. The M > read more
My favorite video of the week
Published on 2011-03-17 10:46:00
Write words hard. Easy show fun video. Which is my way of saying that while I've generally tried to stick to posting mostly original material, I've decided to relax on my own rules and start posting stuff that amuses me as well. This video is > read more
Overheard Conversations: Lemmings
Published on 2011-03-16 10:47:00
"You going to the game this Friday?" "Nah, I've got better things to do." "What's better than showing up to support your team?" "Have you seen our team? Anything's better." "They're just going through a rough patch." "Rough? Sandpaper is a rough patc > read more
Battle of the Decades – Fifth Round
Published on 2011-03-15 02:00:00
That was more of a blowout than even I was expecting. For such a hugely significant decade like the 19-zeros to lose so embarrassingly to the 1950s, was enough to make me want to cry. But I totally didn’t. No, really, I’m tough. Really. I kicked > read more
Not Safe For Home #17
Published on 2011-03-14 11:01:00
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Battle of the Decades – Fourth Round
Published on 2011-03-12 14:51:00
As expected, the battle between the 1990s and the 1940s was a rough one. The 90s took the early lead but quickly lost that lead to the 40s, who looked like they were going to run away with it. But right near the end the 90s pulled back to … I hate > read more
10 Things That Suck About Neck Strains
Published on 2011-03-11 11:48:00
The full title should have been "10 things that suck about having torn something in your neck at the same time a storm blows out your TV and internet. P. S. Guess where I've been the last couple of weeks?" but I thought that might be a little long. > read more
Microreviewing Every Movie I’ve Seen – Set 1
Published on 2011-03-10 02:00:00
What is micro-reviewing? It’s giving a snapshot of a movie’s content and worth. What’s works, what doesn’t, who might enjoy it, and whether it’s worth owning, renting, waiting for it to come on TV, or just skipping altogether. For no parti > read more
Battle of the Decades – Third Round
Published on 2011-03-08 02:00:00
That was quite embarrassing. In fact, the 1910s have tried to bribe me not to tell everyone that the 1960s got four times as many votes. The bribe was pretty good, so I think I’ll take it. That means that I can’t tell you guys who won. Sorry. But > read more
Battle of the Decades – Second Round
Published on 2011-03-05 02:00:00
This is how impressively ethical and impartial and unbiased and neutral (just found my thesaurus) and fair I am: In the previous battle, I really wanted the 1930s to win. But at the end, the 80s finished with 9 votes and the 30s with 8 votes. Now, I > read more
Awarding Awards to the Academy Awards
Published on 2011-03-03 15:16:00
At the Oscars, awards are always given away. The show never gets any awards for itself, the poor thing, so I’m here to rectify that. Whether or not you watched the Oscars on Sunday, the show was worthy of some acknowledgements. So, without further > read more
Battle of the Decades – First Round
Published on 2011-03-02 02:00:00
Time for another epic battle. And since we are now a solid decade past the previous century, that gives us all the distance for reflection that we need to start a big messy winner-takes-all battle between the decades of the 1900s. Of course, we here > read more
7 Word Weekend Movie Review: Hall Pass, Drive Angry, and February's reign of terror is ended
Published on 2011-02-25 11:22:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each The Grace Card (limited) - Louis Gosset Jr. need I say more? Drive Angry 3D - Yea... More Nicolas Cage car *Yawn* chasing. Hall Pass - Remember when the Farrelly brothers were relevant? The > read more
I win at Internets vol. 2
Published on 2011-02-23 11:17:00
More from the collection of randomness I've created. If you haven't figured it out by now, I have a fondness for Daleks. The two of these took a couple hours each to do, but it was a labor of love. > read more
The Best In British TV vol. 2
Published on 2011-02-22 11:40:00
Back again with another edition. A lot of people wrote their favorites and suggested shows that should be included. Happily (or sadly depending on your perspective) I found only a couple titles I didn't recognize. Does my Brit TV junkie heart good (w > read more
Not Safe For Home #16
Published on 2011-02-21 11:22:00
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7 Word Weekend Movie Review: The Chaperone, Big Mommas suck, and the God conspiracy
Published on 2011-02-18 11:27:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each The Chaperone (limited) - How is this not a Disney movie? I Am Number Four - Couldn't be any worse than number two... Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son - No choice, we must kill Martin Lawren > read more
I win at internets vol. 1
Published on 2011-02-16 11:02:00
I've done a lot of miscellaneous things here and there that haven't really fit into other posts. I started a tumblr blog last year for a place to dump these as I thought of them. But I figured (purely out of laziness) that I might as well share some > read more
Cliche Review #1
Published on 2011-02-15 10:32:00
So many cliches used everyday. It's about time someone started taking them to task. Might as well be me, right? Of course right. "Many Hands make light work." Do they? I only have two. If I had been born with eight hands I can't possibly see how tha > read more
Not Safe For Home #15
Published on 2011-02-14 10:53:00
A Valentine's day comic. Click to enlarge. > read more
7 Word Weekend Movie Review: Justin Bieber, Gnomeo and Juliet, and I propose we lock Adam Sandler away.
Published on 2011-02-11 11:55:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Cedar Rapids (limited) - I love a film filled with maybes. The Eagle - Will it soar or be a turkey? Gnomeo & Juliet - Against my better judgement, I'll watch it. In Her Skin (limited) - > read more
What Cats Are Saying About Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
Published on 2011-02-10 10:55:00
We once again polled some cats to find out their opinion. This time we are pleased to have a special guest cat as we find out what the felines think about the new movie Justin Bieber: Never Say Never. 'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'"I don't like that Bi > read more
The History of Automobiles: A Timeline
Published on 2011-02-09 10:46:00
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The Best In British TV vol. 1
Published on 2011-02-08 10:27:00
I love British TV. In general I think they run a better model in the UK than we do in the states. Occasionally, I've mentioned a show here or there but haven't really delved into reviewing them and I thought it might be fun to start doing a > read more
Not Safe For Home #14
Published on 2011-02-07 11:03:00
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7 Word Weekend Movie Review: The Roommate, Books, and James Cameron sucks (still)
Published on 2011-02-04 10:30:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each The Other Woman (limited) - Natalie Portman... Ever heard of market saturation? Sanctum - Apparently there are none Cameron people involved. The Roommate - Somehow seems like we've been here > read more
Frank Langella: By The Numbers
Published on 2011-02-02 10:09:00
I knew the name when he was suggested to me, but I couldn't automatically put a face to it. Course once I saw a picture I said, Oh... that prink. Which is probably not fair to a man that I'm sure is lovely in real life, but on screen he's pretty much > read more
Surviving the Apocalypse Lesson #435: Robots
Published on 2011-02-01 13:28:00
We all know it's coming. With idiots everyday trying to teach computers how to properly play Jeopardy, how to drive our cars for us, and to correct our improper English (don't think I haven't forgotten your devilish ways spell checker!) it's only a m > read more
Not Safe For Home #13
Published on 2011-01-31 11:05:00
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7 Word Weekend Movie Review: The Mechanic, The Rite, and more non-news
Published on 2011-01-28 11:03:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each The Mechanic - Alternative Title: Return of the shirtless one. The Rite - Insert generic 'Rite is wrong' joke here:______ Seconds Apart (limited) - I remember when Orlando Jones was funny(is > read more
The Adult Coloring Book Project
Published on 2011-01-27 11:12:00
Before any of you clever witted ones can suggest it, no, I do not mean XXX when I say adult. I mean simply in terms of age. Nothing dirty and certainly nothing that pertains to any level of maturity either. Awhile back it occurred to me that when co > read more
Christina Ricci: By The Numbers
Published on 2011-01-26 10:30:00
Most of the time when I'm running the numbers on someone who used to be a child star, I think it might almost be more fair to rate their two halves of career separate from each other. As most early careers are littered with horrible kids movies. In t > read more
Not Safe For Home #12
Published on 2011-01-24 10:57:00
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7 Word Weekend Movie Review: No Strings Attached, Evangelion, and now I hate the sky
Published on 2011-01-21 10:43:00
New Movies Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each The Company Man (limited) - In case you were missing the recession. Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance (limited) - My anime experience ends with Speed Racer. No Strings Attached - Portma > read more
Review: Smoke [short film]
Published on 2011-01-20 10:35:00
I haven't been overrun with requests to review things but it does happen from time to time. The first instance was with an indie band. They'd noted a review I'd done of a Camera Obscura album and suggested I might like their music. Out of the kindnes > read more
Review: Dark Oracle: The Complete Series
Published on 2011-01-19 11:02:00
Starring: Alex House (Todd and the book of Pure Evil, Degrassi: The Next Generation), Paula Brancati (Degrassi: The Next Generation, Being Erica), Jonathan Malen (Charlie Bartlett, The Rocker), Danielle Miller (Celine, Take This Waltz) The Show: 15 > read more
A New Way to Promote Your Blog
Published on 2011-01-18 10:24:00
I don't often promote websites here unless it's a blog I like, but today I'm making an exception. I know a lot of you already follow Copyboy's blog Not Worth Mentioning so you've probably already seen the promotion for his new site. For those who hav > read more
Not Safe For Home #11
Published on 2011-01-17 10:58:00
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7 Word Weekend Movie Review: The Green Hornet, The Dilemma, and Ron Howard can go away now
Published on 2011-01-14 11:10:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each A Somewhat Gentle Man (limited) - Seriously, all you're offering is Stellan Skarsgard? The Dilemma - It's time to put Ron Howard down. The Heart Specialist - Hey, only took five years to release. > read more
Not Safe For Home #10
Published on 2011-01-10 11:17:00
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7 Word Weekend Movie Review: Season of the Witch, Nic Cage sucks, and my best of 2010
Published on 2011-01-07 13:01:00
New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each Season of the Witch - I say let's just burn Nicolas Cage. Alternatively Red Mor suggested to me: If you watched Ghost Rider, don't bother Which I quite liked. One movie? Must be January. For awhile J > read more
10 best ways to do the dishes
Published on 2011-01-05 11:47:00
10. Set dishes to soak and promptly forget about them. 9. Wash one dish, watch movie, repeat. 8. Two words: Shot put. 7. Place in front of animals (or in a pinch small children) and let them have at it. 6. Two more words: Clay pigeons. 5. > read more
The Best Movies You Probably Haven't Seen
Published on 2011-01-04 12:06:00
It's been awhile since I did one of these, but as it's become the term most searched to find my site, I thought it was about time I did another one. Never let it be said I don't give the people what they want. Well sometimes. Rarely. There's a first > read more