Blog Feed: The Jigglybits

I should make cards.

Published on 2012-05-13 22:23:14

It's the kind that comes with music and leather. --- For now, videos don't want to show up on the feed. But everything works on the website: http://thejigglybits.blogspot.com. -G > read more

The Jigglybits Illustrated vol. 14

Published on 2012-03-18 15:12:14

Sorry for the delay. My hard drive crashed again. (innuendo) This shit is getting so infrequent. I even considered a name change, but The Jigglybits Quarterly sounds way too castratory and way too real. The Jigglybits Magazine is now accepting submissions. Please send them to: flesheatingbacteria@yourmom.com Publishers are the best at sexting because we’re used to eating a burrito while typing, “I haven’t gotten to it yet.” I’ll take “I have a hard-on for 600.” I [..] > read more

It's Ash Wednesday,

Published on 2012-02-22 18:21:32

or as I like to call it, "Wednesday." Updates will follow. --- For now, videos don't want to show up on the feed. But everything works on the website: http://thejigglybits.blogspot.com. -G > read more

The Jigglybits Illustrated vol. 13

Published on 2011-12-24 02:24:53

Posting again. Like a boss. Making you laugh. Like an assistant night manager. It’s that time of year again. Time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea. Good Idea: Checking out the new comic Aram made, MandatoryRollercoaster Bad Idea: Checking out the new rollercoaster Aram made, Mandatory Ride to the Emergency Room Afterward Blatant promotion! Good Idea: College Bad Idea: English degree But it did get me hella laid off. Good Idea: Thinking, “Hey, it might work with [..] > read more

Mentioned on NPR

Published on 2011-11-02 13:27:02

"The world of the very small is forever a-jiggling." Wait...what? --- For now, videos don't want to show up on the feed. But everything works on the website: http://thejigglybits.blogspot.com. -G > read more

Is it bad form to hit on someone on 9/11?

Published on 2011-09-11 20:13:41

Just asking. --- For now, videos don't want to show up on the feed. But everything works on the website: http://thejigglybits.blogspot.com. -G > read more

The Jigglybits Magazine

Published on 2011-08-28 14:26:13

© 2011 Vancouver We have a new concept, which means we’ll soon do a lot of coke and split over creative differences. I wanted a National Geographic, but Aram pussied out on getting his boobs gauged with the bones of a porpoise. He wanted a fold cover, but I’d rather buy booze than pay for your broken monitors. I’m already looking forward to our eventual reunion in the form of a supergroup: Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young, Merrill-Lynch, Sacco and Vanzetti. Featuring Aram and Bono. We will we [..] > read more

Everything's under control. Situation normal.

Published on 2011-05-18 02:40:59

So, for a solid 7 months, this one post had a coding error that I just couldn't figure out. As a result, it cut off everything after the first sound file, which was roughly the bottom 2/3. As is often the case, that's the region that houses the most > read more

The Jigglybits Illustrated vol. 11

Published on 2011-05-08 23:25:44

Say everybody, have you seen my balls, they’re big and salty and beige?I wrap mine in bacon.Sometimes this blog makes me feel a bit like the man standing in a pickle suit next to a sandwich shop and a gay bar.At the risk of destroying my credibilit > read more

Awww

Published on 2011-05-08 05:04:36

Love,Bono--- For now, videos don't want to show up on the feed. But everything works on the website: http://thejigglybits.blogspot.com. -G > read more

Today always feels like an anniversary,

Published on 2011-03-27 13:27:13

even though that was back in November.I want to have your jigglies.Was that out loud?--- For now, videos don't want to show up on the feed. But everything works on the website: http://thejigglybits.blogspot.com. -G > read more

I love this time of year,

Published on 2011-03-23 17:09:09

if only for the increasing popularity of the word--- For now, videos don't want to show up on the feed. But everything works on the website: http://thejigglybits.blogspot.com. -G > read more

The Jigglybits Illustrated vol. 10

Published on 2011-03-09 00:46:50

It’s a new dawn. It’s a new day. It’s a new life x40.And I’m feeling jiggly.Hey, everyone. Look at Aram.Twitter is fucking stupid. But I admit, I’m on there. I kinda want to follow Mitch Hedberg, but I’m a little scared.I also want to fol > read more

Aren't we at war?

Published on 2011-02-27 20:05:12

#Oscars--- For now, videos don't want to show up on the feed. But everything works on the website: http://thejigglybits.blogspot.com. -G > read more

Lyrical math

Published on 2011-02-14 20:56:20

Valen * ≥ 2 = :)--- For now, videos don't want to show up on the feed. But everything works on the website: http://thejigglybits.blogspot.com. -G > read more

Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day.

Published on 2011-02-14 04:40:48

I refuse to be another douchebag who says, "Happy V.D." and then proceeds to giggle like he isn't a total douchebag.So instead, I have become another douchebag on Strikingly Average Cupid.This little social experiment will go on roughly until I get k > read more

The Jigglybits Illustrated vol. 9

Published on 2011-01-21 02:12:57

Congratulations to Natalie Portman and Aram Fresh.It’s widely known in Hollywood that when you marry your choreographer, you’re just covering up who the real daddy is. The truth is, she took one look at thisand BAM. Pregnant.Number nine.Number ni > read more

The Jigglybits Illustrated vol. 8

Published on 2010-12-31 01:10:56

Aram’s laundry day Twitter: Underthings tumbling.Sorry if this isn't good for you. I'm recovering from total hard drive failure.Um.Wait. No. It’s not like that.Ok, fuck. I admit it. It’s ok, though. http://www.news.com.au/technology/tablets/sev > read more

Novembeard update

Published on 2010-11-30 17:20:03

30 days laterWe're smooth.--- For now, videos don't want to show up on the feed. But everything works on the website: http://thejigglybits.blogspot.com. -G > read more

Hold onto your butts.

Published on 2010-11-26 13:54:23

Mine is the blog that says "Bad Motherfucker" on it.Man. That is some real fucked up shit. Bitch, be cool.Oh, I’m sorry. Did I break your concentration?If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.I have had enough of the > read more

The Jigglybits Illustrated vol. 7

Published on 2010-10-16 12:41:48

Featuring the best illustrator this side of reality.Aram, if you were a woman, I'd stutter something that would make you lose interest.http://blogs.amd.com/home/2010/09/22/getageek/If only you knew the amount of work I do before I put pants on.I was > read more

The Jigglybits Illustrated vol. 6

Published on 2010-09-25 16:30:48

Hello. My name is Bono. Aram likes to do drawrings.I like to do drawlings.If you’re looking for this to make sense, you’ve come to the wrong place.“The highest purpose is to have no purpose at all. This puts one in accord with nature, in her ma > read more

Huh?

Published on 2010-09-11 19:38:53

Wait. What?Don't tell me....Shit.--- For now, videos don't want to show up on the feed. But everything works on the website: http://thejigglybits.blogspot.com. -G > read more

G-20

Published on 2010-08-14 01:29:06

Bajingo!This jigglybit is a bit shorter. I don’t want any of you women getting a false sense of reality. Or you men.Dartmouth (n): 1) The condition of having a pointed tongue. 2) The condition of having herpesIt also sounds like a paranormal medica > read more

The Jigglybits Illustrated vol. 5

Published on 2010-07-28 13:27:09

vs. Aram Fresh In an effort to continue the idea of having continuity in posts that appear upwards of a month apart: Poking fun at clergy is not the main reason I’m going to hell. But clergy poking for fun is why they’re going to hell. > read more

I want to kidnap my dad and take him skydiving, just to see what sorts of words he comes up with.

Published on 2010-06-21 03:04:14

You won't find that on Shit My Dad Says.Happy Father's Day.I’m sorry if you don’t get that one, but I refuse to use footnotes. The joke is so far inside, you’d better hope it’s wearing a rubber. It is, btw. I don’t bare-nyuck. I'm not quite > read more