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Can I Take A Breather Please??

Published on 2012-05-25 12:45:55

I don’t know what happened this week.   I blinked and it was Friday (sort of good because the week flew by, sort of bad because I feel like I lost a week!) Work has been crazy, baby prepping/planning has started, I celebrated a birthday (officially old – as my body is reminding me!) and I spent a [...] > read more

Avoidance Tactics?

Published on 2012-05-18 13:02:43

Sorry I’ve disappeared…. I’ve been traveling for work this week and that always screws up my free time….. dang job! > read more

A Mini-Hubby (somebody please help me!)

Published on 2012-05-10 09:59:02

Well, I’m 1/2 way to having a mini hubby around the house… we have confirmed our new baby will be a boy (Lord help me!).  And, as you can probably imagine, my actual hubby is thrilled to have a young impressionable little boy to mold into a 2nd version of himself.  I’ve mentioned before that [...] > read more

It’s A Closet… No, A Coat Rack….. Uhm, No, It’s A Kitchen Table

Published on 2012-05-01 14:05:35

It’s Springtime. The birds are chirping, the flowers are blooming and yep, it’s raining.  This should be the time of year where you start stowing away your winter clothes and transitioning your drawers to bathing suits and shorts but this year it’s been oddly cold.  And, given the mild winter we had, is pretty dang [...] > read more

It’s A Closet… No, A Coat Rack….. Uhm, No, It’s A Kitchen Table

Published on 2012-05-01 14:05:35

It’s Springtime. The birds are chirping, the flowers are blooming and yep, it’s raining.  This should be the time of year where you start stowing away your winter clothes and transitioning your drawers to bathing suits and shorts but this year it’s been oddly cold.  And, given the mild winter we had, is pretty dang [...] > read more

The Ever Supportive Husband

Published on 2012-04-25 09:45:19

One of the best (cough, cough) things about being pregnant is all of the things you get to give up.  I mean really, who needs a drink every now and then, or a ham sandwich, or a tasty piece of sushi.  Not this pregnant lady!    (lies… all lies…..)   I’m actually convinced that you are [...] > read more

The Ever Supportive Husband

Published on 2012-04-25 09:45:19

One of the best (cough, cough) things about being pregnant is all of the things you get to give up.  I mean really, who needs a drink every now and then, or a ham sandwich, or a tasty piece of sushi.  Not this pregnant lady!    (lies… all lies…..)   I’m actually convinced that you are [...] > read more

¡No Pantalones!

Published on 2012-04-18 09:53:36

Hubby and I vacationed this week…… it was sort of like our last hoorah before the baby comes and our lives are forever changed.   If you were to ask hubby, he would insist that we will NOT give up vacationing like this.  I tend to err on the side of caution and recognize that we won’t [...] > read more

¡No Pantalones!

Published on 2012-04-18 09:53:36

Hubby and I vacationed this week…… it was sort of like our last hoorah before the baby comes and our lives are forever changed.   If you were to ask hubby, he would insist that we will NOT give up vacationing like this.  I tend to err on the side of caution and recognize that we won’t [...] > read more

One Small Step Towards Marital Harmony… Or Not?!

Published on 2012-04-10 08:24:37

Last night hubby & I were watching tv and we saw a commercial for toilet paper without cardboard rolls…… how ingenious!   So, I happily say to hubby….. “Wow, that’s great.  It’s like they made toilet paper specifically for men.   They’ll be saving marriages all over the country”. > read more

One Small Step Towards Marital Harmony… Or Not?!

Published on 2012-04-10 08:24:37

Last night hubby & I were watching tv and we saw a commercial for toilet paper without cardboard rolls…… how ingenious!   So, I happily say to hubby….. “Wow, that’s great.  It’s like they made toilet paper specifically for men.   They’ll be saving marriages all over the country”. > read more

When It Rains It Pours

Published on 2012-04-03 11:36:02

I feel like people say this to somehow make themselves feel better when they are drowning in life. > read more

When It Rains It Pours

Published on 2012-04-03 11:36:02

I feel like people say this to somehow make themselves feel better when they are drowning in life. > read more

It Looks Like A Speck!

Published on 2012-03-27 08:30:04

For those of you who have a general understanding of my hubby (and basically this is anyone who has an “annoying” man in your life).  You’d probably be surprised if I told you he could recognize a speck of anything…… > read more

It Looks Like A Speck!

Published on 2012-03-27 08:30:04

For those of you who have a general understanding of my hubby (and basically this is anyone who has an “annoying” man in your life).  You’d probably be surprised if I told you he could recognize a speck of anything…… > read more

It’s A Season Of Change

Published on 2012-03-19 09:05:20

Well, it’s almost officially Springtime again.  The time when you look around your house and think about cleaning, purging & organizing.  The time when you look around your yard and discuss shrubbery, weeding & mulch.  It’s also the time when the man in your life realize that his “chores” for the year are about to begin [...] > read more

It’s A Season Of Change

Published on 2012-03-19 09:05:20

Well, it’s almost officially Springtime again.  The time when you look around your house and think about cleaning, purging & organizing.  The time when you look around your yard and discuss shrubbery, weeding & mulch.  It’s also the time when the man in your life realize that his “chores” for the year are about to begin [...] > read more

The Meaning of Listen?

Published on 2012-03-14 13:57:02

I think I may have stumbled on something today.   I can’t begin to count the # of posts I’ve written about listening. > read more

The Meaning of Listen?

Published on 2012-03-14 13:57:02

I think I may have stumbled on something today.   I can’t begin to count the # of posts I’ve written about listening. > read more

Home Sweet Home

Published on 2012-03-08 14:27:42

Ok, Ok…. I know what you’re thinking.    WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN???? And, I can do nothing more than bow my head in shame and admit that I’ve been way too busy lately to squeeze in a free blog moment. Lately it seems that I wake up, work anywhere from 10-15 hours a day, [...] > read more

Home Sweet Home

Published on 2012-03-08 14:27:42

Ok, Ok…. I know what you’re thinking.    WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN???? And, I can do nothing more than bow my head in shame and admit that I’ve been way too busy lately to squeeze in a free blog moment. Lately it seems that I wake up, work anywhere from 10-15 hours a day, [...] > read more

It’s Too Early?

Published on 2012-02-21 11:37:46

Evenings are an interesting time in our household.    They are a time when we battle over who’s going to cave first and mention dinner.  This is important simply because the “mentioner” automatically becomes the “decider”.  And, while this sounds like a good role…. it’s actually not.  Because the “decider” also has to be the [...] > read more

It’s Too Early?

Published on 2012-02-21 11:37:46

Evenings are an interesting time in our household.    > read more

You CAN Do It!

Published on 2012-02-15 10:03:22

Hopefully you all enjoyed your Valentine’s Day.   Hubby & I had a very enjoyable evening where we both learned a few things. Hubby learned that he can actually take on new tasks if he puts his mind to it.  He learned that he has kitchen skills that he believed to be nonexistent  He learned [...] > read more

You CAN Do It!

Published on 2012-02-15 10:03:22

Hopefully you all enjoyed your Valentine’s Day.   Hubby & I had a very enjoyable evening where we both learned a few things. > read more

The Ritual

Published on 2012-02-08 08:43:50

Well, it’s been a crazy couple weeks at The Hubby Diaries household.  New cars…. oral surgery, a Superbowl….. and some other things that I can’t blog about just yet…..    Sorry for disappearing but sometime life just gets in the way of blog time!  So, to bring you slightly up-to-speed, I thought I’d share the events [...] > read more

The Ritual

Published on 2012-02-08 08:43:50

Well, it’s been a crazy couple weeks at The Hubby Diaries household.  New cars…. oral surgery, a Superbowl….. and some other things that I can’t blog about just yet…..    Sorry for disappearing but sometime life just gets in the way of blog time!  So, to bring you slightly up-to-speed, I thought I’d share the events [...] > read more

Wait Just A Minute…. It’s Not Ruined??

Published on 2012-01-24 08:21:06

Hubby ordered sausage & pepper pizza 2 nights ago. Now for a normal person, this wouldn’t be worth blogging about BUT since it was hubby and it goes against virtually everything he believes in, I had to put it out there into the blogosphere to try to solicit some sympathy.  Because, for my life, [...] > read more

Wait Just A Minute…. It’s Not Ruined??

Published on 2012-01-24 08:21:06

Hubby ordered sausage & pepper pizza 2 nights ago. > read more

How Early Is Too Early (and other male traits)

Published on 2012-01-18 15:01:35

There is potentially nothing I despise more in the world than car shopping. I hate the entire process from the moment you walk through the door, to the fake conversation, to the irritating salesman yapping in the back of the car during the test drive, to the “why don’t you sit down for a [...] > read more

How Early Is Too Early (and other male traits)

Published on 2012-01-18 15:01:35

There is potentially nothing I despise more in the world than car shopping. > read more

The Stink Of It All

Published on 2012-01-11 11:57:55

This is a stink bug. If you don’t live in certain areas of the US, you should consider yourself lucky that you don’t need to deal with this pest. Sting bugs are truly one of the dumbest bugs I’ve ever encountered.  They are incredibly slow moving and they [...] > read more

The “Magic” Of Decorating?

Published on 2012-01-03 11:17:48

Before I wrap up posts about Christmas, I have one more story about another of hubby’s “behaviors”, that I’d like to share with you. As you know, Hubby loves his Christmas tree.  He can shop a full day to find the perfect tree, he can pout for days about the perfect lights AND… he [...] > read more

How Could Christmas Be Christmas Without a Santa Pig?

Published on 2011-12-27 10:27:55

I have mentioned in the past, that my dear hubby can easily revert back to being a little boy.    This is somewhat explainable during the holiday season, when many grown adults sprinkle magical elf dust and wish for special items to appear under the tree on Christmas morning.   But when it comes to hubby, it [...] > read more

Happy Holidays!

Published on 2011-12-24 10:33:37

From our family to yours….. please have a very safe & happy holiday! And… I hope you get everything you’ve wished for.   I, on the other hand, am probably not getting a live in maid and a bag of puppies but I’m holding onto hope until tomorrow!     > read more

Christmas Is Ruined

Published on 2011-12-20 10:57:19

Every year hubby lugs down Christmas bin after Christmas bin to decorate for the holiday.. then he surreptitiously dumps them all over the house. For the next few days I navigate my way around our house like a mine field.  I squeeze through the hallway upstairs, I step over crap at the bottom of the [...] > read more

Ahhhh… The Dreaded Man Flu

Published on 2011-12-16 13:16:36

Tis the season….. – No, not the season for big-bellied men dressed in red. – Not the season for decorations and yuletide (what the hell is yuletide anyway??) – Not even the season of merriment & gift giving. It’s the season of the cold.  Or the flu.  Or sniffling, sneezing coughing, aching, stuff [...] > read more

The Great Inventors

Published on 2011-06-28 11:13:01

Like many men, hubby likes to sit around and invent stupid shit. And, god forbid he’s sitting around with other men, and they begin collaborating on the “Best Ideas Ever”.   The output from their under-stimulated brain cell > read more

Laughter Is The Best Medicine?

Published on 2011-06-21 08:30:08

Did you ever notice that men can shift around their schedules to accommodate most sporting events.  They can rearrange their day to fit in hours of video game play.  They can somehow find time in their busy work day to Google articles about the new > read more

Who Moved My Cheese?

Published on 2011-06-17 11:17:43

Quite a while ago I wrote a post calling hubby a “bad looker forer”.  (Yes, I do sometimes make up my own words.)    This post discussed the widespread phenomenon of men being unable to locate basic items.  These items are generally n > read more

Irrefutable Proof of Ninja like Mayors?

Published on 2011-06-13 10:10:48

Well, I’m coming up for one brief gasp of air.   I simply cannot remember the last time I was this busy for work.  Needless to say, I haven’t been home enough to keep up with the blog. I also haven’t been home enough to mo > read more

Captain Ron

Published on 2011-05-26 09:51:41

As you may know, I celebrated my 40th birthday last weekend.  It was a special weekend. I survived the Rapture The world didn’t end I made it to 40 years old without much consequence….   Unless of course you count the fact that I was so > read more

Bunker Digging Is Hard Work!

Published on 2011-05-19 08:52:13

Just wanted to drop in a quick post today.  As you may have realized, I’ve sort of fallen off the face of the earth. I’ve been busy digging my underground bunker for the end of the world that’s supposed to be coming this weekend.  > read more

Yep, It’s Still There!

Published on 2011-05-05 08:30:12

I’ve been incredibly busy this week ….. again. So today, I just wanted to leave you with one comment: 40 Days, 5 Weekends, 1 Blog Post, 12 Loads of Laundry, 137 Reminders and……. it’s still there! > read more

I Am The Mayor!

Published on 2011-04-28 11:04:09

I mentioned earlier this week that hubby has developed quite an intimate relationship with his Droid phone. I also mentioned that he’s become a little ”app” crazy.  He searches for new apps continuously and he’s even develo > read more

The Fruit Ninja Architect

Published on 2011-04-25 08:26:32

It’s certainly no secret that hubby likes his electronics. The researching, the gadgetry, the speed, the newness, the “cool factor”.. they are all important to him. So, about 4 months ago when hubby declared “Only 4 months unt > read more

Extra Yummy Goodness!

Published on 2011-04-22 09:05:10

It has been said that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. And a while back, I even referenced how cupid “shot an arrow through hubby’s stomach” when we first met. This arrow was of course, round and speckled with > read more

The Evidence Book

Published on 2011-04-18 09:08:07

They say that pictures say a thousand words.   But mine, say only a few.   This one says:   “I left this vacuum out to show you that I can start a chore but finishing it proves to be too difficult”   At press time, this vacuum has be > read more

“Real Men”

Published on 2011-04-11 08:30:41

As much as I pick on my dear hubby, and as annoying he can be, he truly has moments where he really is a great guy.   This past weekend he illustrated, beyond a shadow of a doubt,  that he has the capacity to do truly nice things.   Hold on to you > read more

“It’s My Birthday Month!”

Published on 2011-04-06 08:30:54

Hubby’s birthday is mid March.   I should start by mentioning this isn’t a “big” birthday year.  He’s didn’t celebrate his Sweet 16 or have his first legal drink.  He’s not turning the BIG 5-0 or hitting h > read more

The Super Frosty Zone

Published on 2011-04-04 08:30:31

So, I’m certain that most of you are aware that hubby is a little quirky.   It’s equally what makes me love him and roll my eyes at him at the very same time!   Sometimes the things that come out of his mouth are so comical that you si > read more

Organized Chaos?

Published on 2011-03-28 16:32:31

Well….. where should I start to update you on our craziness??   It’s been an overwhelming month, or maybe we’ve just settled into a new “norm” in our lives.  A norm that could quite possibly be called organized chaos > read more

Stay Tuned…. Be Back Soon!

Published on 2011-03-18 22:31:57

Well, it’s been a completely insane month…. and it’s not quite over yet. So, in order to catch up and recharge a bit, I’m going to officially be taking a week off from blogging. I promise that I’ll be back in the game sh > read more

Sniffles and Sneezes and Tissues……. Oh My!

Published on 2011-03-14 10:08:17

Well it’s been a heck of a couple of weeks.   Work has been insane.  And hubby brought the plague into our house.   Ok, maybe it’s not exactly the plague.  But it swept through our house with vigor and it seems to like to linger arou > read more

Buried…..

Published on 2011-03-10 08:19:23

I know it’s been way too long since I’ve posted. I’ve just been swamped with work over the last 2 weeks. Lately I feel like this is my life………………… Bear with me…. I > read more

“We’re Men…. It’s Just Not The Same”

Published on 2011-02-28 09:17:54

Everybody likes extra money ….. right?   So, if I were to tell you an easy way to put $10 in your pocket.  No strings attached. No jumping through hoops.  No selling body parts.  No shady, back alley deals.  You’d tell me… Lay > read more

The Cost Of A Well Dressed Man?

Published on 2011-02-23 09:09:24

It’s probably a yearly or maybe even an every-few-year occurrence, that hubby needs to “replenish” almost his entire wardrobe.   Key indicators that it’s time would include: Frayed Jeans with worn knees Holey underwear Shrunk > read more

The Accomplice

Published on 2011-02-17 08:48:20

Some of you may remember the first time I stumbled on the idea of using Aversion Therapy to get hubby to do stuff around the house.   No, I didn’t decide to electrocute him, or burn him, or even really harm him in any way.  I decided to use > read more

The Day Of Too Much Pressure

Published on 2011-02-14 10:19:45

Ahhhh.. the day of Amour…….  Valentine’s Day.    A day filled with love and smiles and happiness and romance….. aaaaaahhhhhhhhh… or… A day filled with cheesy candy hearts, boxes of chocolates and bouquets of flo > read more

The Circles Of Hell

Published on 2011-02-03 10:59:12

If you’ve ever dragged a man shopping to a place that he really didn’t want to go, than you’ve probably heard your fair share of bitching and moaning.   If there aren’t any fancy lights, bells or whistles at a store, it gener > read more

But I Need Somewhere to Sleep

Published on 2011-01-31 08:30:59

LAUNDRY This is probably one of the most recurring topics in this blog (probably only 2nd to TVs/Electronics). It one of the chores that I despise the most.  It’s one of the most time consuming activities each week. It’s one of the chore > read more

The Cricket Herder

Published on 2011-01-26 10:50:27

Hubby has an overactive imagination.   This can be evidenced by his ability to see the worst possible outcomes in all situations or, perhaps by the vivid dreams he has, where he wakes me up talking or yelling in his sleep.  But perhaps the most gla > read more

Supernatural Powers At Work?

Published on 2011-01-25 13:59:51

I’m not sure if my house is haunted, if the fairies are playing games with me or, if I’m slowly losing my mind. Whatever the case, there’s an interesting phenomenon that occurs in my home………. Here’s just a gl > read more

The Magic Of Blogging

Published on 2011-01-24 08:30:29

I’ve mentioned before that sometimes this blog serves as great therapy for me.  This is to say that when I watch hubby step over stuff laying on the floor, leave whiskers all over the bathroom sink, or I throw away the umpteenth empty soda can > read more

“It’s Just A Big Hole In The Ground”

Published on 2011-01-21 08:30:55

As you may have assumed there’s not all that much grey area with hubby.  He either likes something or he doesn’t.  Now, the interesting thing about this is that his feelings can change in the blink of an eye or from week to week but, there’s > read more

If A Tree Falls In The Forest, And No One Hears It….

Published on 2011-01-19 10:34:51

The household version of this philosophical riddle might be:   If you complete a task, and no one is around to see it, does it count?    I guess this is the question at the forefront of hubby’s mind.  And, I think I’ve discovered his answer. > read more

The Ultimate Gift

Published on 2011-01-17 14:08:00

I’ve blogged about gift giving quite a few times.  I’ve had wonderful things to say about hubby:  That he’s actually thoughtful and he listens to me throughout the year for gift ideas (which is an interesting contrast to his Selective Listeni > read more

Can’t Catch Up!

Published on 2011-01-16 18:32:02

I know, I know…. you’re wondering why I dropped off the face of the blogosphere??!!   I have hit a couple of weeks where too many of my personal obligations had a head-on collision with too many of my work obligations.  And the result, > read more

My New Year’s Resolution – And You Can Help!

Published on 2011-01-02 12:30:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! I’ve made a few New Year’s Resolutions this year… many of which I’ve already failed at miserably and it’s only day #2. My agreement with myself to start losing weight. This was somewhat derailed this w > read more

It Was A Hot & Smelly Christmas

Published on 2010-12-31 11:04:54

I mentioned not long ago that I love to be surprised for Christmas rather than providing a wish list for Santa.  Hubby on the other hand, is perfectly happy making a check list of items for me to divvy up among his family.  This way he gets all the > read more



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