Blog Feed: The Flint Skinny

Weetabix Consumers Are Assholes

Published on 2012-01-03 13:33:06

I've been meaning to start a video campaign mocking commericials that don't make any sense. Many of the offenders are beer commercials, but it spreads far wider than that. Take this cereal commercial for example. I don't mind that they are trying to piggy back on the current popularity of dubstep. I don't even find dancing with teddy bears to be creepy in the slightest. My problem is that at the very end of the ad we see that the little girl had three friends sitting there watching her routine. [..]

Childish Gambino - Bonfire Lyrics

Published on 2011-12-30 21:14:39

Donald Glover is officially my new favorite rapper. I don't care if he's an actor first, he's leaps and bounds ahead of anyone else out there right now. And don't both disagreeing, my ears are closed to your irrational arguments. Okay, it’s Childish Gambino, homegirl drop it like the NASDAQ Move white girls like there’s coke up my asscrack Move black girls cause, man, fuck it, I’ll do either I love pussy, I love bitches, dude, I should be runnin’ PETA In Adidas, with some short shorts [..]

Temporary Hiatus For The Blog

Published on 2011-09-30 10:44:35

You may have noticed my sever lack of posting recently. Well, it's not that I don't love you. I was recently hired as the staff writer for Guyism covering all things alcohol industry related, and I've been busy trying to build out my network of industry contacts. I'll be reviewing products; sharing news, funny stories, and videos; trying out gadgets; and pretty much anything else the avid drinker may have interest in. I'm still going to be posting any FlintSkinny style awesome pictures/videos on [..]

What If Computer Problems Were Real?

Published on 2011-09-26 08:23:33

I fancy myself to be fairly tech savvy. I can't fix a computer or install hardware, but I don't get bogged down by stupid shit. I run lean and fast, and that's the way I like it. For the most part, these problems don't affect me. For you common folks though, some of this might seem fairly familiar. My advice would be to befriend your IT department. With the occasion surprise Egg McMuffin, you can get them on your good side. That doesn't mean they won't hate you for asking if they'll fix your lap [..]

Steve Martin Gives Eddie Murphy Oscar Tips

Published on 2011-09-26 08:20:17

Mystery Guitar Man's Epic Symphony

Published on 2011-09-26 08:18:46

Everyone knows that I've been impressed by Mystery Guitar Man's creativity for quite some time now. This time he pushed the envelope even further by involving the YouTube community at large. He put out a call to anyone with an instrument to play a set of notes (he posted sheet music for various instruments) and then post the video. Over 1400 were submitted, from which he took bits and pieces and combined them into the epic collaboration that you see before you. If I had an instrument, I would ha [..]

Google Hates Caturday Just Like I Do

Published on 2011-09-26 08:09:27

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Dubstep Dance That Would Even Impress Michael Jackson

Published on 2011-09-26 08:05:43

I don't know how long it's been since I posted a dance video, but given that I've been fairly lax about posting anything recently, I'm going to assume it has been awhile. This guy was a great way to get the planets realigned though because he's damn impressive. Dubstep may seem like a strange choice for his style, but it really helps set him apart from every other dickbag filming himself and throwing it on youtube. In the paraphrased words of a commentor, fuck you physics.

Hello Is It Tea You're Looking For?

Published on 2011-09-26 08:05:08

I'm not scared to admit that I'm a tea drinker. I throw back some green tea every day in a futile attempt to counteract the negative effects of my liver-abusing lifestyle. If someone were to get me this, I would forever be in your debt, or at least until I determined that my gratitude has equaled the 2x teapot's value. http://www.etsy.com/listing/81628051/hello-lionel-richie-ritchie-teapot-tea

You Really Can Learn Anything On The Internet

Published on 2011-09-21 09:03:41

The Story Of America, Canoe Trip, And Colin

Published on 2011-06-30 14:06:27

It's a big weekend. Both for me and America. I am moving (in real life, not websites) on Tuesday, so I have to put in a ton of time packing. I am finally shedding the burden of having two roommates, but unfortunately that also means that my apartment

Epic Rap Battle: Billy Mays Vs. Ben Franklin

Published on 2011-06-30 13:04:12

And now for another episode of Epic Rap Battles of History. This one pits Benjamin Franklin against the legandary screamer Billy Mays (here) and Vince Shlomi, the Shamwow/SlapChop guy. Nice Peter is quickly becoming one of my all time favorite youtub

What A Girls Bathing Suit Tells You

Published on 2011-06-30 12:31:05

I think we can all agree that going to the beach is one of the greatest uses of time in the summer. It’s one of the few places where you can see hoards of women essentially walking around in their underwear without a special invitation or the risk

DeStorm Is The Greatest Candy Rapper

Published on 2011-06-30 12:26:16

It's been awhile since I've posted anything from DeStorm, but it's not because he hasn't been out there grinding. I've just been rushing through a lot of posts recently so a lot of quality material is going unnoticed. This video seems like a good com

Lioness Tries To Eat Kid At The Zoo

Published on 2011-06-30 12:11:55

When I was just a wee young lad, I used to love animals. OK, let's be honest, I still do. I had a gorilla as my xmas tree topper this and there's a bear holding a welcome sign in my front hallway. I wonder though if my afinity for huge wild animals w

Cello Rock and Hip Hop Violin

Published on 2011-06-30 11:54:56

Last week I was criticized for not being classy enough. OK that's not actually true, but it was a good lead in for a couple videos involving the violin and cello. The actual criticism was, "Speaking of pictures, @FlintSkinny, I somehow landed on your

Serenading Monkey

Published on 2011-06-30 09:23:08

This picture is for all the ladies out there. I haven't partaken in a good serenade since college, and even then I wasn't as cute as this little bugger. I sure hope he's pulling a Maverick and singing, "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling." "She's lost.

A Capella Cover Of The Matrix Lobby Scene

Published on 2011-06-30 09:11:54

I feel as though I should admit that I saw The Matrix three days in a row way back when it first came out. It was never my intention, but the movie was good, and different people invited me to go each day. Who was I to deny The One? It was the sort o

New Transformers Blasts Movie Snobs

Published on 2011-06-28 11:52:40

I watch a lot of terrible movies. It's just one of my things. I've seen Never Back Down once, Stomp the Yard about 10 times, You Got Served 20 times, and Blue Streak about 150. I'm serious about that Blue Streak figure, ask my current or former girlf

Thanks For Nothing Google Reader

Published on 2011-06-27 10:25:22

Sorry folks, but this is a one man operation. I was gone all weekend and returned to 1000s of posts to mine for quality content, and it's just not happening. If anything incredibly awesome popped up over the weekend, feel free to send it to me and I

And Off He Rides Into The Sunrise

Published on 2011-06-24 06:31:00

I headed out at 6:30 this morning for a 300 mile ride back to the great state of Michigan. It's my first long distance solo ride, so I assume terrible things are going to happen. If I horribly crash, just hope it's fatal. I don't really want to live

Everybody Do The Humper Dumper

Published on 2011-06-22 13:31:40

I don't have time today to go through and individually post and talk about the Hump Day videos, but I didn't want to leave you all high and dry out there. Pardon the lack of commentary. There are also 52 new Hump Day pictures on the facebook page, s

Cheeky Producers Make Game Shows Better

Published on 2011-06-22 07:43:01

There are plenty of questionable moments that have occurred on games shows over the years, but these two have been floating around all week. I can't decide if this is fake, terrible luck, or just a happy outcome from a producer who thought it would b

Nobody Canna Cross The Remix

Published on 2011-06-21 13:56:39

Everyone knows I'm a huge fan of remixes. In the recent past, they've almost all come from DJ Steve Porter, but that changed this afternoon when a friend-of-the-program, Chance, sent me this glorious video. Apparently a bridge was washed away during

Air Show From The Safety Of Your Desk

Published on 2011-06-21 11:51:32

via richard-seaman.com I've always loved fighter jets. I think that's probably true of most boys growing up, but I still get giddy every time the air show comes to Chicago. The past few years I've even gone out to watch practice runs. Unfortunately,

Music Monday Doesn't Exist, But This Does

Published on 2011-06-20 10:44:58

I was instructed awhile back by the girlfriend to swear less. While I balked at such an unreasonable request, I have managed to tone it down a bit. I think it adds more power to the times when I do unleash a violent profanity-laden rant. It's Monday

Funtimes Friday Photo Dump, Starring Bryn

Published on 2011-06-17 13:19:28

52 new Funtimes Friday photos just went up on the Facebook page. What better way to waste a few minutes before officially kicking off the weekend? First new picture this week is #90. Facebook.com/TheFlintSkinny

Juggling Rings Without A Single Toss

Published on 2011-06-17 12:08:17

Do you rember the infomercials that were all over the place last year for an "anti-gravity" ball? Well, those ads convinced millions of mothers that a Fushigi ball was perfect gift for their children. Sadly, the result was a bunch of very disappointe

Pop-A-Shot Dunk

Published on 2011-06-17 12:07:53

There's always one person in the group that wants to go and ruin the fun for everyone. A simple game of pop-a-shot HORSE came to a sudden end when Douchey McSuckass decided he wanted to go for a dunk. I guess he automatically wins since he did manage

Girl Trips Over Her Shadow During Race

Published on 2011-06-17 11:54:24

Someone, anyone, please tell me how this girl fell. I really don't understand. There is nothing on the track. She didn't trip over a painted line. She simply jumped and fell. Was she trying to do a running leap a la rhythmic gymnastics? Side note: I

The Perfect Scotch for Father's Day

Published on 2011-06-16 13:52:28

"Father’s Day is typically one of the toughest “holidays” for which to shop. As men, it is part of our nature to go out and get whatever we want. While that lack of impulse control drastically improves our everyday lives, it makes gift giving v

20 Hump Day Hand Bras

Published on 2011-06-15 21:15:05

If you've been following The Skinny for any length of time, you know I don't typically post pictures of chicks. I absolutely love picture of hot ladies, but given my split-gender audience, I tend to stay away from them on the site. Sometimes though,

White Kid's Surprise Hit Stick

Published on 2011-06-15 09:36:49

4am in Iceland during the summer is a magical time. The bars close, even though the sun is still up, but that doesn't mean the party ends. Instead, revelers make there way into the streets where drinking is perfectly legal. It's a non-stop

The Greatest Invention In Culinary History

Published on 2011-06-13 11:27:38

I love a good wiener as much as the next guy who intentionally phrases things awkwardly, but let's be honest, on their own they are pretty boring. Can you think of a food product that has more variations than the hot dog? Until today though, I didn't

Nice Peter Answers All Your Questions

Published on 2011-06-13 10:26:54

Nice Peter is a hilarious performer that is some sort of cross-breed between an improv comic and legit song-writer. From songs like 50 Cent is a Pussy to his Epic Rap Battles to his random made up vlog songs, I'm a huge fan of just about all of his s

JJ Barea and Dirk: The Great White(ish) Hype

Published on 2011-06-13 09:58:56

I'll be honest, I'm 100% indifferent to Dallas winning the NBA championship. I'm not a LeBron hater like many so I didn't really have a rooting interest in the series. That said, I do like that a white guy won, even though Dirk's a German and therefo

The Flint Skinny's Best Of The Rest

Published on 2011-06-10 18:07:23

New feature I'm toying with adding is a link dump. There is a ton of good stuff floating around the fibers that isn't suitable to re-post. I'll be starting to link to them so you don't miss out on great material just because I can't find a suitable w

The Friday Photo Dump Strikes Back

Published on 2011-06-10 12:45:25

The Friday picture dump strikes again. There are 40 new pictures up on the facebook page for your visual enjoyment. Go, chuckle quitely to yourself, and then you are free to go back to watching the clock. Here's a sample of what you'll find. New pict

Easy Guide To A Better Sext Life

Published on 2011-06-09 14:32:44

My weekly column for Guyism.com is up, and this week I tackle the art of sexting. Whether you are a sexter (yet) or not, these tips should definitely be committed to memory. You never know when you are going to feel the need to seduce someone with no

Nelly Furtado's Biggest Fan Got Mugged

Published on 2011-06-09 13:22:23

Nobody deserved to get mugged, but if anyone had to I'm glad it was this guy. I feel bad being entertained by other's misfortunes (no I don't), but it's impossible not to laugh at this.

Woman Gets Kicked Out Of Theater For Texting

Published on 2011-06-09 08:58:55

I typically don't head to my local cinema all that often, but now that it's summer blockbuster season, I will be quite a bit. Films, if you can call them that, like Transformers absolutely must be seen on the big screen. Unfortunately, there are peop

Flint Has Superheros For Another Week Or Two

Published on 2011-06-09 08:30:09

I rarely post news actually about the City of Flint, but this was too good not to share. Apparently there are now superheroes wandering the streets of Flint, trying to set an example for its denizens. I don't know if I should be impressed or disappoi

Dom Mazzetti Is The World's Best Dad

Published on 2011-06-08 12:11:34

Chicago's Red Eye paper frequently has a "random question" section, and I manage to work my way into it quite a bit. Recently, they inquired, "What's your favorite Chicago hangout?" Unfortunately, my answer didn't get published, and I'm a little bitt

One Simple Way To Be Better At Sports

Published on 2011-06-08 11:57:06

Everyone knows men are better at sports than women, so how can you even the playing field? Give her a dildo, obviously. I'm not sure this would exactly be legal, but I'd like to see someone try it. It would certainly make women's tennis more interest

2011 Lollapalooza 3-Day Schedule

Published on 2011-06-07 10:18:35

If it's like every other year, the Lolla website is going to crash and burn today due to over use. Thankfully, I'm an awesome guy and have screen capped the schedule for you.

Ask Me About Anthony Weiner's Wiener

Published on 2011-06-06 21:15:42

Hardcore Parkour Dive

Published on 2011-06-06 09:12:30

I don't know why I'm so entertained by this, but I am. He looks like some sort of flying fish with incredible hangtime. Original video here.

Stranger Thinks I Love Indians. Fuck Cleveland.

Published on 2011-06-06 08:32:56

I just recieved an email from a woman suggesting that I may like a website. Not one to be tricked into it clicking an undescribed link, I looked at the bottom of the email called in my extensive research team. Turns out it was harmless, but useless a

The Most Important Plank Ever

Published on 2011-06-05 14:39:26

If you've been following along with current internet trends, planking is really big (again). For those who don't know, it's a retarded act where you lay in an obscure location as stiff as a board. Over on BuzzFeed someone assembled the 60 best planks

James Hetfield Trolls His Security Guard

Published on 2011-06-05 14:29:58

Back when I was in elementary school, I went to summer camp for a couple weeks. There were two kids at the camp that randomly ran around yelling METALLICI! the entire time. At that point in my life, my music experiences were pretty well limited to ea

Sluts Are Taking Over Chicago. Awesome!

Published on 2011-06-02 13:12:03

This post was actually written back on April 5th for Dahl.com regarding the original SlutWalk in Toronto, but I don't feel like creating a new update about the impending Chicago SlutWalk. This basically sums it up though. There's a clash going on

Guy Jumps Over Over A Moving Motorcycle

Published on 2011-06-02 12:52:11

I have a couple problems with this video. First of all, looking at the guy, he was never going to be able to get over that motorcycle without incident. It could have been sliding on its side and he still wouldn't even have been close. Beyond that tho

The Greatest Limo Driver On Earth...Ever

Published on 2011-06-02 09:04:27

This is what happens when you try to save money by hiring Hipster Limos to take you to prom. Saving the planet is great and all, but riding a rickshaw is never a good idea for four gentleman in suits.

Adorable Kid Catches His First Fish

Published on 2011-06-02 08:15:03

Look out Deadliest Catch; there is a new top fisherman in town. This oh so adorable little dude just caught his first fish. I can't say as though I remember mine, I didn't do very much fishing in the Flint River, but I can almost guarantee I wasn't t

The Easiest US Geography Lesson Ever

Published on 2011-06-01 13:20:38

Unlike the 100 movie threats in 11 minutes, these 50 state stereotypes only take 2 minutes to share. I have spent the entire morning fact-checking these, and it turns out that they are all 100% accurate. Cereal makers...cereal killers. Love the use

Daniel Tosh Hates Michigan State

Published on 2011-06-01 09:05:14

It's no secret that Daniel Tosh is my mortal enemy. He essentially does the same thing that I do only he's funnier than I am and gets paid infinitely more money. Thankfully, I am a big strong man and am willing to put that oozing envy aside when some

Michael Jackson VS. Mr. Bean

Published on 2011-06-01 08:37:34

Have you ever wanted to see a battle between Michael Jackson and Mr. Bean? No? Yeah, neither have I. Even with all my cracked out creative thoughts, this sort of thing never even occurred to me. Now that I know it exists though, I absolutely want to

Chat Roulette Boob Reactions

Published on 2011-06-01 08:23:16

Thankfully chat roulette has faded from society as quickly as Coke With Lime. What seemed like a decent idea at first, connecting the world's people and all, turned to just dudes jackin it and people in masks waiting to see something cool. These are

100 Greatest Movie Threats Of All Time

Published on 2011-06-01 08:04:06

Movie montages of the "100 Greatest: X" of all time have become incredibly common these days. Typically they are too long for me to consider posting (I know you have a short attention span), but a couple of them manage to make the cut. The most recen

Navy SEALs Obstacle Course

Published on 2011-05-27 14:18:59

I compete in a lot of strange events for some sort of pleasure. Last year I raced up 360 flights of stairs for charity, competed in the Olympic distance Chicago Triathlon, ran the Men's Health Urbanathlon, ran the Chicago Half Marathon, and

Tips To Improve Your Memorial Day Weekend

Published on 2011-05-27 13:07:54

For those who don't know, I've been writing a week column for Guyism.com. It's an "Every Guy's Guide" to any number of topics. Thus far I've spanned from grilling to alcohol, to proper etiquette for holding hands in public. What can I say, I'm slight

Peyton Manning Has His Own Spoon

Published on 2011-05-27 11:31:03

DJ Steve Porter is back with another remix, and this time it's a commercial. A lot of people get really pissy when one of their favorite artists goes mainstream or corporate, but not me. I'm glad the guy is getting paid for doing the stuff he loves.

Never Back Down 2

Published on 2011-05-27 10:19:17

POW! Right in the kisser. After reading The "Little Engine That Could," Tommy devised a plan to finally take down his significantly larger adversary. Like Grandpa from 3 Ninjas said, "Never attack unless you're going to win."

Tron Ad Is More Than Just Graffiti

Published on 2011-05-26 10:45:00

This isn't exactly timely, but given my current obsession with street art it makes perfect sense to post it. While people are just now starting to realize that all graffiti isn't just jagoffs spray painting their name on the wall, most people still d

Kate Upton - Do You Date Me?

Published on 2011-05-26 10:44:40

The fine folks over at Guyism, the 3rd best site on the internet behind xvideos and TheFlintSkinny, has moved into the video content creation business. Their 3rd offering is footage from reporter extrodinaire, Ryan Jones, as he goes on a date with Ka

Protect Me From The Idiots

Published on 2011-05-26 09:25:24

People who make spelling errors on protest signs don't deserve to be protected. They deserve to be castrated for the betterment of our society. h/t to Zussman for this gem

Gus Johnson Dominates On Tosh.0

Published on 2011-05-25 19:04:38

If you've been following along, you know that Daniel Tosh is my mortal enemy. He's significantly funnier than I am and also has my dream job. Thankfully I am capable of putting my petty bitterness aside to bring you this clip. As part of "Boom Goes

Hump Day At Exxxotica

Published on 2011-05-25 10:48:20

Robby Campbell recently put together a tremendous story about his trip to Exxxotica for BeachedMiami. I've never been to a porn convention, but I imagine it's pretty creepy. I feel good having not recognizing any of the girls in the video. I'm pretty

Hump Day Picture Of A Questionable Nature

Published on 2011-05-25 10:32:47

23 more pictures after the jump!

Dom Mazzetti Gets You Ready For Memorial Day

Published on 2011-05-24 20:00:23

Dom Mazzetti is back, and this time he's taking on Memorial Day Weekend. Far too many people just use the day off to relax and maybe have a cookout (go read my article on how to grill better burgers). Dom on the other hand, knows it's a huge party we

Crazy Russian Shoots A Giant Gun

Published on 2011-05-24 13:06:51

If you give a crazy Russian a gun, he's going to shoot it. If you're FPSRussia though, you seek out every gun you can find, shoot it, and post the results on youtube. I know I've posted a few others from the same guy on The Skinny, but I can't seem t

A Realistic Fairy Tale

Published on 2011-05-24 12:23:47

Via HighDefinite If you've ever wondered why the main character in almost every fairy tale is a woman, here you go. Our stories wouldn't be as suitable for a Disney movie.

Nice Peter Thinks Unicorns Are For Gangsters

Published on 2011-05-24 12:18:28

We all know that the caption makes the picture in most cases. It's gotten to the point where half the time the caption is right on image because they know that's all we want. If you're like me though, you are starting to grow weary of the same old th

Crash Footage Of Macho Man Randy Savage

Published on 2011-05-23 08:33:07

It's Monday and most of us had a really rough weekend. If you're anything like me you quit your job, got incredibly drunk, and went to a European swingers party all in anticipation of the rapture. Unfortunately, the rapture never happened, I suf

Thor Is 10x The Man Jesus Was

Published on 2011-05-19 13:52:39

Dub FX's Sunny Daze Proves I'm Human

Published on 2011-05-19 12:18:47

MS Paint skills are the best of the best of the best, sir! You know me, I'm not really into cutesy stuff. Sometimes though I have to allow you to see that I'm actually not a pit dwelling demon that likes to kick puppies and shatter rainbow bridges. I

How To Quit Like A Boss

Published on 2011-05-19 09:34:30

Napoleon vs Napoleon - Epic Rap Battles of History

Published on 2011-05-19 08:24:46

Nice Peter is back with another installment of Epic Rap Battles of History. This time around, Napoleon Bonaparte throws down with Napoleon Dynamite. Napoleon Dynamite was one of those movies, like Zoolander, that I absolutely hated t

Mike Tyson Danced With The Stars In Argentina

Published on 2011-05-18 13:53:45

Mike Tyson has had a bit of a resurgence in the past couple years. He had one of the best cameos in cinema history in The Hangover, he had a show about racing pigeons, and now he's dancing with the stars in Argentina. I'm not sure exactly why I thoug

Mitch Hedberg Gets A Gold Bond Sponsorship

Published on 2011-05-18 13:04:34

I Go To Walmart To Pick Up Chicks

Published on 2011-05-18 12:33:29

The hottest new song for the summer is officially here, and like usual, it's about picking up bitches. Instead of the strip or night club, Mr. Ghetto goes to Walmart to get his girls. This seems like the perfect anthem to break out for Hump Day. v

Larry And Steve Started Family Guy

Published on 2011-05-18 12:10:20

This old cartoon has been floating around the fibers for a day now, and I finally took the time to watch it. Any of this sound a little familiar to you? Well, if you said Family Guy, ding! ding! ding!, correct! The original characters for the show st

Roundhouse Kick To The Face Gif

Published on 2011-05-18 11:44:08

Sometimes you just need to kick a guy in the face. What's Chris Tucker doing these days? If I'm this guy, I'm paying Smokey to stand ringside at all of my matches just in case this happens. "You got knocked the FUCK OUT!"

Epic Bar Tab From Tryst Nightclub And LeBron's Tab At XS Nightclub

Published on 2011-05-13 17:58:08

After a couple Not So Epic Bar Tabs, we've finally got a winner. More details about this dominant performance to come, but I wouldn't recommend trying to top it anytime soon. On the heels of this comes another, which is reportedly LeBron James' tab

Pippa Middleton Sideboob Is Delicious

Published on 2011-05-12 13:38:04

To be honest, I posted the picture of Pippa entirely because I needed an excuse to put up the gif of Darrell. Can I have yo numba?

Sketch Comedy At Its Finest

Published on 2011-05-12 10:06:34

I'm a huge fan of sketch comedy, and I think that those who do it well are some of the funniest people on the planet. Enter Think Tank Comedy. These guys have been at it for awhile now, from putting on live sketch shows to making videos for this fanc

Osama Bin Laden Commemorative Plate

Published on 2011-05-11 14:15:13

Now that the dust has settled on the assassination of Osama, not to be confused with Obama, Bin Laden, we can start to process what has actually happened. No, we didn't win the war on terror. Until The Real Housewives of X goes off-air, there wi

Hump Day Videos Make The World Go 'Round

Published on 2011-05-11 12:28:06

Ladies can do stuff now, and you gotta get used to that. Unfortunately, most of the ones who are really good at something are also really ugly. Arnold may be separated from his wife, but I'm sure there will be no shortage of cumming for him. B

Jeff Goldblum Finds A Way

Published on 2011-05-10 11:42:18

I never really know why, but I'm a huge fan of Jeff Goldblum. I've only seen four of his movies, but he still ranks as one of my favorite actors. I suppose his time on Law & Order: CI gave him a boost given my addiction to police procedural drama

Michael Bolton Goes From Gutter To Butter

Published on 2011-05-09 17:41:04

The Lonely Island is notorious for making incredibly strange songs. Sure, that may not be how they'd describe it, but let's just call a club a club here. Growing up on the not-so-mean streets of Flint, I had the unfortunate experience of spendi

From Buskers To Bombers, Everybody Dances

Published on 2011-05-09 12:17:29

Terry Crews hasn't really been in the news much lately, but apparently he has a French little brother who's an even better dancer than Terry himself. 2 parts skills, 1 part charisma, and 1 part Knight Rider make for a dominating performance. I'm a bi

What Did Hay Ever Do To You?

Published on 2011-05-09 09:02:58

I got about 3.5 hours of sleep last night, which means I'm tired, irritable, and bitchy today. Basically, I'm having a man-period.

So You Think Kids Can Dance

Published on 2011-05-06 11:49:51

It's been at least a week or so since I've posted some sort of dance video, and I'm sure you are all going through withdrawal. Thankfully some guy and his little brother came through for you, and if there is one thing I know about the internet it's t

Alison Brie Running GIf

Published on 2011-05-06 09:18:31

This is purely pandering to the millions of men searching the internet for Annie Edison's (Alison Brie) boobs bouncing as she runs down the hallway during last night's paintball episode of Community on NBC. I think that should cover all the keywords.

Call 1-900-BROTALK

Published on 2011-05-06 08:48:51

I was a bro before being a bro was cool, and thank god for that. Back in my day, being a bro was all about drinking, chicks, and breaking shit. There was no popped-collar polo layering requirement. You didn't have to give a shit about lacrosse. And y

My Budding Fake Online Romance

Published on 2011-05-04 13:03:36

A little over a week ago I wrote a post addressing the merits of facebook for me. Feel free to refresh your memory. If you are too lazy to click that, the relevant fact is that I got a random message from some broad who wanted to be friends. I assume

Sohaib Athar Unknowingly Live-Tweets Attack

Published on 2011-05-02 10:26:24

A Full Recap Of Osama Bin Dyin

Published on 2011-05-02 09:08:39

Live Tweeting Osama Bin Dyin

Published on 2011-05-02 08:53:35

Dom Mazzetti Knows How To Get Laid

Published on 2011-04-29 12:56:25

It's Friday (Friday) so it's time to go out and find that special someone to make feel like Kate Middleton tonight. If you need a little assistance, look no further than the very wise Dom Mazzetti. He gives the tips and tricks you need to make the mo

The Royal Kiss

Published on 2011-04-29 11:21:02

And Prince William and Princess Cathryn lived happily ever after. Blah blah blah. Is it just me or does that "I just got some" smile from Willy make it look like he's never had sex before. Maybe he has been saving himself for just the right commoner.

I Hate The NFL Draft But Love The Remix

Published on 2011-04-28 18:06:15

I've always been excited to see what grievous error the Detroit Lions can come up with each year at this time, but I've rarely watched it live. With 32 teams all getting ten minutes per selection, the first round of the draft can poten

A New Guide To Rye Whiskey On Guyism

Published on 2011-04-28 07:44:32

There are many instances in life for which an expert opinion is absolutely necessary. I wouldn’t recommend consulting me instead of Dr. House, and I would hope that Beyond Petroleum doesn’t cite my columns for its deep sea drilling policy. For mo

Charles The Break Dancing Prince Of Wales

Published on 2011-04-27 17:31:11

With all the hoopla surrounding the biggest wedding ever in the history of the magical universe, I think people are overlooking how cool Prince Charles is. Thankfully some great historian was there to film one of the best-titled dance videos of all t

Sex Tips For The Old And Boring

Published on 2011-04-27 13:09:05

If you didn't spend at least 30% of your time in high school and college talking about depraved sexual acts, you were doing it wrong. If you're still in high school, which I've noticed a few of the new fans are, you still have time to redeem yourself

Hump Day Video Dump

Published on 2011-04-27 10:54:44

I woke up this morning with a backlog of videos celebrating Hump Day. I don't feel like my standard story telling this morning, but I still want you to get a chance to see some of these things. Forgive my lack of effort today, it's been an

Dom Mazzetti Is The Perfect Meathead

Published on 2011-04-25 19:28:30

There was no shortage of meatheads at UofM, and they were an endless source of entertainment. I have a few friends that sound exactly like Dom Mazzetti when he describes his life and workout routine. They weren't quite on the same level of one-line s

CSI Kombat: Fatality

Published on 2011-04-25 17:49:58

Horatio Caine is responsible for the 4th most popular post in the 3+ year history of The Flint Skinny. He's kind of fallen off the map recently, but he's never left my heart. As you can imagine, I was overjoyed when I saw this video pop up over on Gu

Unfortunate Royal Wedding News

Published on 2011-04-25 08:54:42

Dear women everywhere, You will never be a princess. Stop pretending like this wedding has any bearing on your life (unless you're in England). Remember what happened last time people cared way to much about a princess? Oh yeah, she died thanks to y

Facebook! Huh! Yeah! What Is It Good For?

Published on 2011-04-24 15:45:46

I'm a big fan of having a Facebook page for The Flint Skinny. It took me forever to get it set up because I didn't really see a purpose for it. Since creating it though, I have quickly seen one major benefit. The added interaction is awesome. Most of

Brilliant Google Reader Ad Placement

Published on 2011-04-24 14:20:44

I Was Hoodwinked By Fake Old Spice

Published on 2011-04-24 13:37:33

I'm a big fan of generic stuff, but there are some instances when it isn't appropriate. While I will gladly take Walgreen's knockoff version of Advil to cure my infrequent hangovers, I don't screw around when it come to my manly essence. Un

Celebrate With An Internet High Five

Published on 2011-04-21 10:31:38

Today is National High Five Day. Let me be frank for a sentence; I love high fives. The triple deke shake is fine, and I don't mind the terrorist fist jab, but nothing tops a good old high five. Be sure to send this picture to your friends today to c

Celebrate The Music Of 420

Published on 2011-04-20 10:58:52

It's 4/20! Woohoo awesome! Ok, sarcasm doesn't really come through on the internet, but in reality I don't give a shit. As someone who rarely smokes (allegedly), I don't get excited for 4/20. I don't use it as an excuse to buy a new piece, I'm not go

Jewish Africans Love Brisket

Published on 2011-04-19 10:17:10

When I was a kid, I was incredibly jealous of my Jewish friends who had Bar Mitzvah. Actually, that's not true at all because I only had one Jewish friend, and I moved away before he became a man. Really, it was later in life when I realized how much

Rhianna Should Have Killed Chris Brown

Published on 2011-04-19 08:18:41

Remember that time Chris Brown beat the shit out of Rhianna? Yeah, me too. Let that be a lesson to the ladies that you shouldn't be going through your boyfriend's phone without permission, and that if you're dating C-Breezy you shouldn't be surprised

Street Dancing To Yo-Yo Ma

Published on 2011-04-18 18:42:55

Yes, you are about to get back to back cello posts...deal with it. I've come across this video a few times in the past couple days, but never stopped to watch it. Then about 20 minutes ago I got a tweet that said "@FlintSkinny Something perfect for t

Smooth Criminal Like You've Never Heard It

Published on 2011-04-18 10:45:05

I came across a beat-boxing cello player this morning. While it didn't meet my high standards for things to post (yes, they do exist), it did remind me of a video that I've been meaning to put up. I may have actually posted this a couple months ago,

The Greatest Family Wedding Photo Ever

Published on 2011-04-18 10:07:52

This family is thrilled that it's their wedding day. I particularly like the kid who decided to say screw the tie.

New Retro Phones Are All The Rage

Published on 2011-04-17 18:13:38

At least once a day I have stop and think to myself, what the hell did I do before I had a cell phone? Well, the simple answer is that I had a beeper. Yes, I was that kid. It was a hand-me-down pager too so it was so much worse. Nowadays though my ph

Battle For Swagger Supremacy

Published on 2011-04-17 16:56:58

The internet is full of videos on one side of the fail/win spectrum, but we all know that the world isn't black and white. While I want to mock the guys in these two videos, I can't find it in myself to do so. The level of swagger they bring to their

President Obama Hover Hand

Published on 2011-04-17 13:52:45

For about a year now, the "hover hand" has been used to detect virgins. There are multiple sites dedicated entirely to pictures of guys with their hand around, but not touching, a lovely lady. Well, my crack research team (me) has discovered proof th

Friday Photo Dump Of Massive Proportions On Facebook

Published on 2011-04-15 10:23:13

It's been a couple weeks since the last Funtimes Friday Photodump, so there are quite a few. Because posts with 72 pictures take forever to load, they are only on the facebook page. I know it's a huge pain in the ass to go to another website, and you

Matumbo Goldberg Update Of The Day

Published on 2011-04-15 09:03:51

After yesterday's post swooning about Anthony Anderson, I received a bunch of emails asking if I was doing official advertising for them. Several of these were emailing to say congrats and how big time I was now, but everyone didn't have th

Turns Out Ric Flair Is Still An Annoying Douche

Published on 2011-04-15 09:03:20

Best. Ice Cream Sandwich. Ever. When I was just a wee young lad, I loved to watch wrestling. Yeah, that's right, I said it. I watched pretty much anything I could find. WWF, WCW, ECW, hell even Wildcard Wrestling, and loved every second of it. I've

New Moves To Make You A Hit A Weddings

Published on 2011-04-14 21:13:40

Yak Films is back with another video to make you feel incredibly unathletic and/or incompetent. Anyone who tries to tell you that they don't wish they could break dance is either a liar or way too mature for me. Come on now, be honest. If you've bee

Animal Noises Like You've Never Seen Before

Published on 2011-04-14 20:50:29

I'll be honest, I don't know what category this should go in, but it had to be posted. That's actually an irrelevant statement because I don't have categories, but dammit I needed an opening line. If you've ever had the pleasure of playing drinking

BBC Human Planet: The Douche

Published on 2011-04-14 18:35:15

I've posted quite a few things over the years about being a douche, most notably the songs Don't be a Douchebag and This Party Took a Turn for the Douche. Thus far they've all just been fun and games. That has all changed though now that the BBC

Smart Dad Or Stupid Kid?

Published on 2011-04-14 11:37:10

At some point in all of our lives we've tried to use reverse psychology on someone, and in many cases it works because people have an inherent need to be right. I've have never, however, seen the old yes-no-yes-no-yes-yes-no technique applied success

Anthony Anderson Is A Jewish African Orphan

Published on 2011-04-14 10:16:25

I'm going to come out and say it, Anthony Anderson is one of my favorite actors. I rarely find myself really liking a celebrity, mostly due to my genuine indifference to just about everything, but Anderson just seems like a cool guy. I struggle not t

Kobe Is A Model Citizen

Published on 2011-04-14 10:15:06

via BIOTV With the NBA playoffs starting, I just want to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Kobe raped a chick. Yeah, sport those 24 jersey with pride kids. Like Daniel Tosh said, it's ok, #8 was the rapist. via WithLeather

How To Wash Away The Evidence

Published on 2011-04-13 19:44:54

It might be because I'm incredibly creepy, or that I could foresee myself killing a man one day, but I've always wondered what would happen if you rolled up to a car wash with a bunch of blood on your car. When this video started, I was expecting hi

Wolf Pack Hierarchy

Published on 2011-04-13 12:03:30

via PleatedJeans "I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there... there was two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack a

A Perfect Portrait Of You

Published on 2011-04-11 11:47:35

via AbstruseGoose Maybe you should go to the next post and watch the monkey jump all over the place like a crazy beast. That should put a smile on your face. Oh, and sit up straight. You're going to hurt your back.

Monkeys Are The Original Free Runners

Published on 2011-04-11 11:33:55

If you don't like watching monkeys monkey around, there may be something wrong with your brain. They always look like they are having so much fun. You'd think this little bugger would get bored, but he just keeps on truckin'. I'd like to smack the li

Rucka Gets High And Hates On Tsunamis

Published on 2011-04-10 14:24:25

There are a number of brutal climates in the world, but none worse than the internet. The 114 degree June average in Pakistan has nothing on the vicious nature of most youtube commenters. The amount of racism online is truly astounding. Overt hatred

Laser Cowboy Shoots Him Down

Published on 2011-04-06 21:27:53

No matter hose long you watch this, you'll never get to catch a peak. Sorry to torture you like this, but who doesn't want to see a cowboy in tighty whities shooting a laser at another guy via breast censorship?

Smarter Than Your Average Johnson

Published on 2011-04-06 12:31:41

Admittedly, me being a man and all, most hump day posts here on The Skinny are geared towards guys. Well, here's one for you ladies. It may not be quite as satisfying as dozens of pictures of boobs are for men, but just use a little imagination. The

Not So Epic Strip Club Tab

Published on 2011-04-06 11:59:27

Here's another "epic bar tab." This one is a little trickier to make a verdict on because it's from a strip club in South Africa. I'm not well versed in strip club pricing in America, let alone prices in Sandton, South Africa. After doing a

Published on 2011-04-06 11:22:08

Two things to note here. First, there is a Miley Cyrus sex doll. Listen, I've bought one of those things (it was J-Hoe) to use as a keg tap topper during a canoe trip, and after a close inspection, I wouldn't put my junk anywhere near any of those op

The New Empowerment Anthem For Women

Published on 2011-04-06 10:35:03

It's been awhile since someone has turned me on to Skinny worthy material. I don't know if I'm getting efficient or if my constituents are just getting lazy. Yesterday though, friend of the program Bryn offered up this jam that it perfect for Hump Da

Zippearz Rhythm And Boobs

Published on 2011-04-06 08:47:49

There's nothing all that sexy about headphones, but that doesn't mean that you can't use sex to sell them! In what may be the best commercial for an audio product I've ever seen, Zippearz has made me take notice to their new fangled techmology. Given

Twitter Twats Volume 5

Published on 2011-04-06 07:20:41

This week's winner is Playboy party regular Brianna Berndt with 7 apperances in the post. The past two weeks didn't offer a huge variety, but who am I to complain? Be sure to hit the jump for the the post!

Not So Epic Bar Tab

Published on 2011-04-05 18:48:19

I spotted this gem in a post titled Epic Bar Tab. Initially it seems absurdly impressive, and I would have loved to been a participant in this occasion...with the exception of the paying part. Then, upon closer examination, I noticed that there were

Horatio Caine Strikes Again

Published on 2011-04-05 13:11:49

Be sure to click the picture above to get you in the proper mood... Since the day I first posted one of these, Horatio has been one of the top posts on The Flint Skinny. He's constantly over in the "popular posts" column on the right and is one of t

One DWTS Judge Hates Ralph Macchio

Published on 2011-04-05 12:12:22

It's no secret that I hate Daniel LaRusso. While I am all for fantasy in movies, Daniel-san winning that karate tournament was the biggest load of crap I've ever seen. If it even had the slightest bit of realism, he would have gotten his ass kicked.

Runaway Motorcycle Still Wants To Race

Published on 2011-04-05 09:25:20

I ride a motorcycle, but I'm way too big of a pussy to do any sort of racing (at least for now). I'm more of a high speed pleasure cruiser if I had to make up a term. Maybe somewhere down the road when I have the money to fix the bike I inevitably br

The Lonely Island Is Back

Published on 2011-04-05 07:58:37

For those that haven't been paying very close attention, The Lonely Island is coming out with a new album next month. They've already released two singles, I Just Had Sex and Do The Creep, and both were awesome. Oh, you thought those were SNL skit? H

Instant Art

Published on 2011-03-31 14:07:59

If you've ever been to a touristy spot, you've probably seen people doing these kinds of paintings. To this day I still have no clue how the paint under the pan lid works, but somehow they manage to create very cool art in very little time. Don't bot

North Korean Kids Dominate The Guitar

Published on 2011-03-31 12:56:53

If you are feeling pretty confident in your abilities, prepare yourself to have your dreams shattered. Take whatever you are good at, and I can find an Asian child who is better at it than you are. In this case, five little N. Korean kids take to the

Epic Rap Battles Of History

Published on 2011-03-31 09:18:44

I have posted a few things from Nice Peter in the past, but admittedly I have been somewhat selfish. He has a series of videos titled Epic Rap Battles of History, and I have been keeping them to myself. Why? Because I'm an asshole like that. He just

Twitter Facts

Published on 2011-03-30 12:27:29

My apologies to those desperate for posts today. I am wasting time over on twitter posting random facts about myself. Why? Because I'm an idiot. And yes, that's a fact. Twitter.com/FlintSkinny

Are Mary Kate And Ashley Olsen Really Racist?

Published on 2011-03-30 09:22:07

There has been a clip circulating of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen being racists back in their adorable days. They are obviously too young to actually get what they are doing, but there was definitely some director behind the scenes wearing a pointy whi

Even Political Leaders Love The Safety Dance

Published on 2011-03-28 12:56:53

I have yet to meet the man who can hear Safety Dance without smiling. It's noon on Monday and you are probably dragging ass, so let this boost your morale. Personally, it reminds me of Bio-Dome every time I hear it. In standard Flint Skinny style tho

DJ Steve Porter Eases You Monday Morning

Published on 2011-03-28 09:57:23

I'm struggling a bit this morning, so that means I'll be posting some jams. Music is always a good pick-me-up on Mondays. For that past couple years I've been wanting to go to the Ultra Music Festival down in Miami, but just haven't pulled the t

From Garbage To Art With Just A Little Air

Published on 2011-03-26 10:22:56

For whatever reason, I'm really into street art at the moment. I mostly like pasting and stenciling as opposed to spraying, but I'm always up to see new things. Then this video from a few years back fell into my lap. Artist Joshua Allen Harris was cr

Woman Freaks Out In Court, Still Goes To Jail

Published on 2011-03-26 10:22:02

Shows like Judge Judy do nothing for me. The People's Court back in the day was one thing, but now judges are just pandering to the cameras by being complete douchenozzles. I have to think any sentence that comes down on those shows can easily be app

Friday Photo Dump Of Modest Proportions

Published on 2011-03-25 12:12:41

29 more pictures after the jump!

Nice Peter Is Also Happy It's Friday

Published on 2011-03-25 11:24:50

It wouldn't be Friday without the obligatory Rebecca Black cover song. It comes from Nice Peter, who's been on The Skinny a couple times (His song 50 Cent is a Pussy is one of my favorites, even though the video is a steaming pile of garbage). A

Dimitri Celebrates Discovering It's Friday

Published on 2011-03-25 09:16:15

Have you ever thought it was Thursday, only to realize that it's actually Friday? No, neither have I because I'm not fucking retarded. That's exactly what happened to Dimitri though. Thankfully, with a little help from Rebecca Black, he discovered th

The Various Roles Of Bruce Willis

Published on 2011-03-25 08:47:14

via PleatedJeans If you've noticed a trend in Bruce Willis' movie roles, you aren't alone. It turns out he plays a cop in almost every single movie. Don't bother looking him up on IMDB or anything though, this definitely covers all of his films. Al

The Seattle Times Hates Kids

Published on 2011-03-24 12:14:12

I think the headline writer for The Seattle Times must have gotten distracted while putting this story together. That or he is an asshole. Matt Hasselbeck's kid picked his NCAA tourney bracket based on which mascots he liked the most (how very femini

Red Panda's Ferocious Charge

Published on 2011-03-24 12:13:49

There are few creatures that strike the kind of fear that a Red Panda does into the face of its enemies. On a related note, if anyone wants to buy me one of these, feel free.

Shockingly, Babies Are Terrified Of Dubstep

Published on 2011-03-23 19:21:39

To my knowledge I haven't posted any dubstep remixes here on The Skinny. It seems as if there is one for just about every video, and starting to post them is a lubed up slope. This one is too awesome to ignore though. A couple times I did legitimatel

This Ain't Your Momma's Dentist Commercial

Published on 2011-03-23 18:24:50

Admittedly, I haven't been to the dentist in far too long. It's not because my teeth are perfect or they're beyond help; I'm just incredibly irresponsible. I hate the waterpiks that they started using way back because I constantly had to fight the ur

56 Pictures For A Humptacular Week

Published on 2011-03-23 13:27:03

The Hump Day photodump is back in action. Because there are 55 pictures in this edition, it's going to take me awhile to go through and caption them all (probably on facebook), but I wanted to be sure I got these out there before another Wednesday we

Sex Really Does Sell Everything

Published on 2011-03-23 12:47:28

They say sex sells, but it's never really gone this far before. I've seen chicks dumping OJ over themselves, showering with a pari of jeans in the background, and countless other sexploitative ads to get people to buy stuff, but this is a first for m

What If The Beach Boys Were Girls?

Published on 2011-03-23 12:38:52

The world likes to pretend that the majority of the masturbation that goes on is done by men. I'm not really sure why, but that's the case. In any event, it's ridiculous that some women feel the need to keep self-pleasure a secret (surveys

How To Score With The Hot Girl - Don't

Published on 2011-03-23 12:17:04

We've all been there. You are willing to look past the fact that a chick is an absolute bitch because she's hot. You manage to waste time, money, and dignity just for the outside shot that you can make her your woman. Well, guy, it's not happenin', n

Twitter Twats Volume 4

Published on 2011-03-23 09:11:05

Adrianne Curry A week off did wonders for this weeks Twitter Twats. If I had to declare a winner, it was hands down Playboy Playmate Tierra Lee. She, with a little help from friends, managed to land 9 photos in the post. There are a lot of pictures

Racist UCLA Girl Is A Photoshop Model

Published on 2011-03-20 23:23:13

Does this sexy lady look a familiar to you? Well if you are a student of the internet such as myself you will recognize her as the girl from UCLA who went on a racists rant about Asians. If by some miracle you haven't seen it, here's a refresher cour

Jalen Rose, Grant Hill, Coach K: The Truce

Published on 2011-03-17 19:44:18

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Penguin Makes A Balls Jump

Published on 2011-03-17 19:01:46

I'll be honest; I don't do anything all that brave these days. It's not that I'm some kind of yella-bellied chicken or anything, there just hasn't really been any calls for gonads recently. I'm determined to do a wheelie on my motorcycle one of these

Tiger Woods Tweets About Nate Dogg's Death

Published on 2011-03-16 08:25:03

Dear Gilbert Gottfried, this is how you make a potentially inappropriate joke without losing your only job.

The Hottie Body Jim-Miracle Diet

Published on 2011-03-15 11:22:41

Earlier this month, Jimmy Kimmel dropped his revolutionary Hottie Body Humpilates on the world. While I haven't actually seen any difference in most of the women I've come across, he assures me that it works. I was about to give up on ever seein

Friday Facebook Photo Dump

Published on 2011-03-11 12:05:17

Blogger is being a bitch right now and only letting me add in one picture at a time. Because of this, I threw all the photo dump pictures on the facebook page. My least sincere apologies. First new picture is #50. Facebook.com/TheFlintSkinny

Sriracha Makes Life Worth Living

Published on 2011-03-10 20:12:48

Rucka Ruck Ali - iWhack

Published on 2011-03-10 19:26:57

It's been awhile since I've made an effort to offend as many people as possible, but the time has come to do just that. After a streak of not that funny videos, Rucka Rucka Ali hit the mark with his latest video, and it will definitely do the trick.

Twitter Twats Volume 3

Published on 2011-03-09 07:46:52

While the first picture may not look like much, it really goes to show just how great Twitter Twats can be. That is the lovable Amanda Bynes looking all sexy, albeit somewhat sad. You never know who is going to pop up in this new Skinny staple. Ladie

Emails To Jim Tressel About Scumbag Players

Published on 2011-03-08 20:58:59

B-Boy Battle Of The Year 2011 Highlights

Published on 2011-03-07 21:37:04

From the people who brought us the Les Twins video and Turf Dancing in the Rain comes highlights from the B-boy 2011 Battle of the Year. I recently went to a break dance battle at a youth rec center in Chicago (how very Breakin' of them), and no

How To Put The Bitches In Stitches

Published on 2011-03-07 11:14:30

I've been a heart breaker since I was just a little boy. My first girlfriend was way back in Kindergarten, but I had to break things off because she was getting a little too clingy. I'm down to cuddle, but when it's actually nap time I need my space.

Friday Funtimes Photo Dump - 47 Pictures

Published on 2011-03-04 11:47:45

44 more pictures after the jump!

DJ Steve Porter Retains My Sheen Interest

Published on 2011-03-04 11:47:16

I'm pretty well over the Charlie Sheen experiment, but I've already written an entire post about it for Dahl.com (read it here), so instead I will just leave you with this tremendous remix. DJ Steve Porter is becoming a bit of an obsession for me. I'

Betting On Charlie Sheen's Next Arrest

Published on 2011-03-03 12:30:26

Thanks to the fine folks over at BetUs, you can now officially wager on what F-18 Sheen will be busted for and when. At +1000, I think Tax Evasion is incredibly cheap. Hell I would have paid +200 for it, but don't tell the book makers. With the excep

Rhianna Reminds Me That I Hate High Waists

Published on 2011-03-03 12:08:00

Ladies, get it through your brain that's 90% of the size of mine that high waisted pants look terrible. I don't care who you are or how you wear them, they look like shit. It's a fact of life. Deal with it...don't buy them. Please. I beg of you. I lo

Winning Is Now A Cologne

Published on 2011-03-03 11:22:49

Here's another entry in the category of "much funnier than people stupidly regurgitating quotes." Jimmy Fallen's "Winning" commercial last night was a great blend of an impersonation, quotes, and extrapolating on already ridiculous ideas. If all mate

Jimmy Kimmel - Cat In The Hat And F-18 Sheen

Published on 2011-03-03 09:00:07

There are a ton of different Charlie Sheen things floating around out there, from remixes to quote generators, but somehow seeing his interviews combined with Dr Seuss might be the most disturbing of all. Personally, I think being a fucking rockstar

Sex Toy Demonstration At School

Published on 2011-03-03 07:20:43

There isn't a whole lot I can add to this story, other than that I have a whole new respect for Northwestern. I've always thought they were all losers, and I still believe that, but at least they can reference this when people claim they've never don

Insane Downhill Biking Race

Published on 2011-03-02 19:56:24

It's been awhile since I've posted something truly badass, but it's that time again. This is a helmet cam video from the Valparaiso Cerro Abajo Urban Downhill Race, and it's fucking ridiculous. I was going to go through this and reference all the awe

Justin Bieber's Hair Sells For $40,668

Published on 2011-03-02 16:49:02

You read that headline correctly, and no I didn't make a mistake. A lock of Justin Bieber's hair just sold for over $40k. I think there may have been some tomfoolery afoot because the bid jumped from a totally reasonable $18,200 to the final price in

Hump Day Happiness - 5 Videos And 36 Pictures Of A Questionable Nature To Get You To Friday

Published on 2011-03-02 11:46:35

I hope you saved your glasses from Avatar! Normally I wouldn't dream of posting something that was 7 minutes long. Jimmy Kimmel's latest creation has to be an exception though. He's created a brand new workout plan that both men and women will love

Charlie Sheen Pyramid of Greatness

Published on 2011-03-02 11:21:41

Ron Swanson's got nothing on F-18 Sheen! via DueceOfClubs

Twitter Twats Volume 2

Published on 2011-03-02 06:48:00

Jessica Burciaga I'm back with the second edition of Twitter Twats. What I quickly realized when going through these is that I am at the mercy of the ladies. Normally it's easy to seek out pictures if I need to take up some space, but in this case i

George Carlin Gets Remixed By Steve Porter

Published on 2011-03-01 13:40:46

It's no secret that I'm a sucker for a DJ Steve Porter remix, but the absurd level of auto-tune usage in America had begun to turn me off to the whole genre (not really, I don't know how to quit you). Most notably, I commented during the Os

Das Beer Boot Music Video

Published on 2011-03-01 08:26:16

It's a well known fact that I'm not a big fan of companies making online ads with the hope that they go viral. One easy way to get around my standards though is to make a ridiculous video about an even more ridiculous product. This one certainly fits

80 Of Banksy's Best Pieces From Around The World

Published on 2011-02-27 18:29:14

I just added an album to the facebook page with about 80 Banksy's best pieces. Go check it out if you are into that sort of thing. Facebook.com/TheFlintSkinny - Banksy

Drunk Guy Describes A Fire

Published on 2011-02-25 12:50:02

Here is your next great auto-tuned song. I can't imagine this could survive the weekend without getting the songification treatment. When a drunk guy talks to the news, hilarity will always ensue. I'll report back Monday to see if I'm correct. I'm f

Did I Mention I Like To Dance Gifs

Published on 2011-02-25 12:11:49

Man Arrested For Assaulting Woman's Lips

Published on 2011-02-25 09:00:28

An amazing story was brought to my attention from one of The Flint Skinny's finest reporters, Matt. I don't want to bore you with a long and sticky tale, but essentially a guy put semen in this woman's water bottle without her knowledge, and she dran

Musical McDonald's Adventure

Published on 2011-02-24 20:54:54

Mystery Guitar man recently shot another commercial for McDonalds. While it was better than most of their garbage ads, the more entertaining video was hidden within the commercial. This is nothing new for MGM, that's just how he rolls. I used to (and

Drunken Mortal Kombat Dancing

Published on 2011-02-24 20:19:03

It's finally Friday, so I thought I'd start your morning off with the sort of thing I'll be doing tonight after five to thirty beers. We all know I like to dance, but I haven't seen moves quite like this since god knows when. I'd like to say "only in

This Party Took A Turn For The Douche

Published on 2011-02-24 20:02:00

I can happily say that the douchebag movement seems to be subsiding. That makes this video a little less than timely, but I think we can all still relate. Garfunkel and Oates are back with This Party Took a Turn for the Douche. If these two ladies lo

I'll Stab You Right In The Shadow

Published on 2011-02-24 19:51:50

You don't see a whole lot of sword play these days. It's probably because guns are so much more efficient at killing people, but I suppose it may also just not fashionable to play with your sword in public anymore. In any case, I haven't seen this ki

Charles Barkley May Be Wrong, But I Doubt It.

Published on 2011-02-24 19:28:03

I tend to stay away from ads that are clearly created with the hope that they go viral, as to avoid encouraging such things, but some of them are too good to pass up. This isn't the greatest video on the internet; it's not even the greatest sports re

Can You Name That Movie?

Published on 2011-02-24 19:18:35

At this point, I've been friends with some of the people I hang around with for so long that we really don't have anything to say to each other anymore. It's kind of sad, but at the same time it makes life a lot easier. There is nothing worse than tr

Twitter Twats Volume One

Published on 2011-02-23 10:15:56

Kate Upton Back when I used to write for the now defunct TastyBooze.com, I ran an occasional post called Twatter All-Stars. After happening to utter the phrase "twitter twat" earlier this week, it occurred to me that those posts could be resurrecte

Backyard Ninja Laundry

Published on 2011-02-23 09:59:19

Prepare to see a lot more gifs in the near future, starting with my favorite ninja going to town on some laundry detergent bottles...because sometimes you just need to cut a bitch.

How I Create My Posts Is Slightly Mental

Published on 2011-02-23 08:28:38

I had two different options of how to provide commentary for this video, but I couldn't quite formulate complete thoughts either way. Instead I figured I'd give you a glimpse into how my messed up brain processes things. First, the video in question.

Banksy's Boarded Up Playhouse

Published on 2011-02-21 19:03:12

Yet another Banksy piece seems to have popped up. The Oscar onslaught continues. At this point, I'm basically out of commentary so I'll just post pictures. via More of Banksy's recent appearances here.

Banksy Tag Pops Up On The Simpsons Again

Published on 2011-02-20 21:14:00

For the second time (check the first here) this season, Banksy popped up on the Simpsons. Tonight's episode was all about the Oscars, and with Banksy's Exit Through the Gift Shop up for an award, it shouldn't come as a surprise that he crep

Friday Picture Dump Of Goodness

Published on 2011-02-18 13:24:31

All the pictures are up on facebook again this week, if you want to comment on them, feel free to head over there and do so. Perhaps you even want to start an argument after the picture about how it's retarded! New pictures start at #143 Click thr

DeStorm Raps To Zelda And Dominates A Rubik's Cubs

Published on 2011-02-16 21:24:07

DeStorm never ceases to amaze me. The man may not be the best rapper alive, but he is certainly one of the most creative. While I know he doesn't make up most of his challenges, he really turns them into something more than I would expect every time.

Who Needs A Key When You Have A Grenade

Published on 2011-02-16 20:13:11

If you watch a lot of CBS, you have undoubtedly seen the promo that calls Hawaii Five-0 the best remake in the history of television. I'm not sure if that's true or not, but I definitely like it. I'm always a fan of shows that let the main people act

All Your Base Are Belong To Us Turns 10

Published on 2011-02-16 19:17:53

It's time to say happy birthday to one of the first and most influential internet memes of all time. It's definitely the first one I became aware of, and the level of joy it brought me really solidified the knowledge that I was secretly a huge loser.

Banksy Goes To Hollywood Part 2

Published on 2011-02-16 18:50:30

And just like that, three more works by Banksy have popped up. When I posted the first two, I said I thought more would be coming, and it appears as though I was spot on. What better way to build some hype that by launching a full on assault on LA? C

Banksy Goes To Hollywood

Published on 2011-02-16 18:49:04

Banksy is up for an Oscar for his documentary Exit Through The Gift Shop. I was incredibly excited to see that movie and was only slightly disappointed afterwards. It's certainly worthy of its nomination though, and I would like to see it win. There

Atomic Tom's Cover Of "Don't You Want Me" Is An Eighties Explosion

Published on 2011-02-16 13:04:10

The 80s are definitely the best decade for partying in later decades. Thankfully I was too young to carry any embarrassment from the outfits/trends/music, so I can truly enjoy it currently. I imagine if you were a college kid in the 80s though, you w

Jeopardy Gets Culturally Biased On Watson

Published on 2011-02-15 21:38:06

No need to fear Skynet taking over just yet. Trebek really stuck it to Watson , what with his dago mustache and his greasy hair! He simply picked categories that the super computer had no chance answering.

Video Photodump Before I Mass Delete

Published on 2011-02-15 14:34:29

There are quite a few videos that I've been meaning to post, and it just hasn't happened. I know that if I just let them sit in the queue waiting for me to write a blurb about each of them, I will end up just deleting them all. Forgive my lack of com

2011 Bonnaroo Music Festival Lineup

Published on 2011-02-15 12:39:07

Every year, 100,000 people (ten times the number of people who live in the city) descend upon bumble-fuck Tennessee for the Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival. This years lineup almost makes me willing to leave the comfort of my Chicago condo

Bench Clearing Sorority Brawl At UofM Broomball Game

Published on 2011-02-15 12:02:59

First off, holy neon explosion. I can't tell you how happy I am that I'm not in college while neon is all the rage. A little bit of it is fine, and humorous, but whenever everyone is doing it I feel like having a seizure. The sororities at UofM hav

University of Michigan - Pursuit of Jappiness

Published on 2011-02-11 14:01:03

It doesn't take long on the Michigan campus to realize that the Jewish population is in full force. I have no problem with Jews, I keep one on staff to prove that, but I really can't stand jappy girls. The best part of graduating was moving to Chicag

Did I Mention I Like To Dance?

Published on 2011-02-11 09:03:29

It's Friday. Simple statement right? But nothing pisses me off more than those two little words (is a contraction considered one word or two?). It's not that I don't love Fridays; it's pretty clear that I do. What I don't like is using the phrase "It

The Bieber Movie: For Guys

Published on 2011-02-10 08:02:29

Here's one last second addition to Hump Day for the week. We all know I'm not a big Bieber fan. I don't approve of grown women going crazy over a 16-year old kid. When guys did that with Britney Spears, they were shunned, called creeps, and even put

Hump Day Videos And Facts You Need To Know

Published on 2011-02-09 19:09:39

I have quite a view various videos, the product above, and a few stats for your Hump Day enjoyment. The first is a lovely song a guy wrote about his penis. Before you immediately dismiss it, I must say it's actually quite entertaining. There are som

Hump Day Photo Dumps Are Back!

Published on 2011-02-09 11:40:03

I love Katy Perry. I am bringing the photo dumps back to the blog. I have been putting them up on the Flint Skinny Facebook page (go check out what you've missed!) for the past few weeks, but have decided to double post them just for good measure. I

Matt Damon's Talks With Kenny Mayne

Published on 2011-02-08 20:37:48

If you missed Kenny Mayne's Super Bowl special, you didn't miss that much. I generally find his stuff pretty funny, but even when it's not there is usually at least one salvagable part. That is definitely the case from this past Sunday. While the ove

How To Break Up With Someone On Valentine's Day

Published on 2011-02-08 12:29:06

I've done some pretty shitty stuff in my life, but even I haven't stooped this low. Breaking up on Valentine's Day just seems like a bad move. If you're are at the point where that's in the cards, you have two much better options. You can get it over

Michael Jackson 1993 Halftime Show

Published on 2011-02-08 09:23:44

If you are like me, you thought the halftime show of the Super Bowl was pretty terrible. I'm even one of the few people who actually like the Black Eyed Peas and their absurdly repetitive songs. I get their place and purpose, and find myself enjoying

Little Old Lady Fights Off Robbers

Published on 2011-02-08 08:31:43

So I'm a thief right. And I decide that five buddies and I are going to go knock off a jewelry store. We assume they have bullet-proof glass, because that's how high end jewelers roll, but we come prepared. We've got sledge hammers. That should do th

Test Baby Splat GIF

Published on 2011-02-07 11:20:41

This was by far the best part of the Super Bowl.

Christina Aguilera Screws Up The National Anthem

Published on 2011-02-07 11:20:01

Christina Aguilera royally fucked up the National Anthem. She completely flubbed a line and made it sound like some sort of warm up voice check with all her embellishments. Then there's the fact that she looked more like Cyndi Lauper than the Xtina I

Volkswagen - The Force Commercial With Mini Darth Vader

Published on 2011-02-07 11:19:42

This was definitely one of the top three ads for me from last night's Super Bowl. Little kids are awesome, and you can't go wrong with the Star Wars music. Unfortunately what I took from it was that if you drive a Volkswagen, odds are that you kid is

Extended Justin Bieber and Ozzy Osbourne Commercial

Published on 2011-02-07 11:19:11

I can't really think of any Best Buy commercials better than this, though that may be because I literally can't remember a single other commercial they've had. But still, this was pretty good. For those who didn't notice, the awkward looking cavema

Detroit Has Officially Seceded From The Union

Published on 2011-02-07 10:57:34

I want to start by letting everyone know that I was the first to use the phrase "Detroit seceding from the union" with reference to last night's Chrysler - Importer From Detroit commercial. I used it in a message to the Steve Dahl Show last night, an

DeStorm Gets Everyone Involved For The Super Bowl

Published on 2011-02-06 11:57:17

Super Bowl Sunday is finally upon us. Odds are, you don't really care who wins because you team is long gone. As Lions fan, I'm completely used to this. They haven't seen the playoffs since 1999 and haven't won a playoff game since 1991. Thankfully D

Friday Picture Dumps Make The World Go Round

Published on 2011-02-04 12:11:12

There's a new photo dump on facebook.com/TheFlintSkinny today. I added 34 new photos to the mix for your enjoyment. If you get lost, the first new one is #110 in the album. Feel free to tag yourself in any if you're into that sort of thing. I don't k

TV Reporters Have Been Struggling Lately

Published on 2011-02-03 20:17:52

Reporters have had a rough run of it the past couple days. Two of them made simple Freudian slips. Hilarious, but not something I would typically post. Then there's Weather Channel’s Jim Cantore, reporting from Chicago in the heart of Sn

Brazilian Cab Driver Beat Boxes Michael Jackson

Published on 2011-02-03 19:54:12

Just in case you forgot, Michael Jackson is dead. Yep, sorry to say it, but he's really gone. Or is he? Maybe he just moved down to Brazil. He changed from black to white (it don't matter), so why couldn't he turn into a pardo and drive a cab? He doe

Kingsley Goes Off On Bruno Mars And Flight Of The Conchords Shows How It's Done

Published on 2011-02-03 19:34:30

I haven't posted anything from my man Kingsley in awhile, but finally he's got another video for me to share. Ever since I've heard it, the song "Grenade" by Bruno Mars has really pissed me. Bruno's really making the rest of us look bad with all of t

Nicolas Cage Matrix And Evolution Of Hair

Published on 2011-02-03 19:14:20

Nicolas Cage is the man. Unfortunately for him, because he has had quite a few terrible movies, and even more psychotic characters, his fine work gets lost in the hoopla. Thankfully though, the fine folks over at TheShiznit made a lovely little matri

The True Cause Of The Egyptian Riots

Published on 2011-01-31 18:17:19

There are quite a few rumors going around as to the cause of the unrest in Egypt. Some say it's the disparity between the rich and poor. Others say that the ongoing suspicion of deep seeded corruption throughout the government created the tension. St

Britney Spears - Don't Hold It Against Me (Parody)

Published on 2011-01-31 08:52:33

And now another entry in the "this doesn't fit the Flint Skinny mold, but it's from a friend of mine, and I secretly enjoy it" category. It's a video from Jake Wilson, who says it was his favorite to make thus far. Britney Spears' new song has been

The Lonely Island ft. Nicki Minaj - Do The Creep

Published on 2011-01-30 21:29:31

The Lonely Island has done it again. Last night on SNL, which I didn't watch due to flip-cup tournament induced coma, Andy Samberg and Co. dropped another digital short on the world. As it turns out, creeping isn't just for facebook anymore. Like any

I Am A Real American Twitterer

Published on 2011-01-30 20:29:55

For some reason today I decided it was time to part ways with the hundreds of businesses, random marketers, and "social media experts" that I followed as a courtesy. I am sure I accidentally un-followed some of you fine folks out there, so sorry abou

48 New Pictures To Get Your Weekend Started

Published on 2011-01-28 13:35:16

...but you should. This picture is T-Pain's new tattoo that he picture up in Haiwaii. I dan't even tell where that is, but I am thinking just above the elbow pit (is that a term?). For those that are into this sort of thing, HAPPY FRIDAY!!! For

Olivia Munn Back When Only The Nerds Knew Her

Published on 2011-01-28 12:04:39

Olivia Munn seems to be just about everywhere now. She's gracing the pages of just about every men's magazine. She has a new show, and I'm sure she plays on loop in many a man's dreams. I don't know exactly what caused her explosion onto the scene, b

Put Her In The Bank And Spank It

Published on 2011-01-28 10:05:44

Tracy Morgan/Jordan may be one of the funniest people on real/fake TV. He really doesn't care what he says, and that is incredibly entertaining. Sometimes you just have to throw a crude remark out there and see how it flies. Most recently, he offered

Diddy Put A Baby In A Wheelchair And Knocked Down The World Trade Center

Published on 2011-01-28 10:05:14

This story doesn't really need much more comment from me. Let's just say if she wins...I'm going to marry her, divorce her, and take half. She clearly doesn't seem sane enough to ask for a pre-nup. Via Radar Online: In a filing obtained exclusively

The First Of Many Twitter Posts To Appear On The Flint Skinny

Published on 2011-01-27 13:19:50

People often ask why I care about being on twitter. Awesome people like Tanner Mayes, that's why.

Fastest Fast White Fast Rapper Rapping Fast - With Timer

Published on 2011-01-27 12:24:32

In a shocking turn of events, people don't believe everything they see on the internet. All this time I was under the impression that if I posted something, it was taken as law. If you've been following along, there have been two posts recently feat

The Greatest Action Sequence Ever Put On Film

Published on 2011-01-27 12:07:50

While I typically try to keep videos down around the 20 second to 3 minute mark, as that is the maximum attention span of most internet denizens, this except from Enthiran (Robot) could not be ignored. It pulls in at just under ten minutes, but the e

Hump Day On The Flint Skinny

Published on 2011-01-26 21:11:12

Happy Hump Day to all and to all a good hump. This week's pictures are up over on the facebook page again. There are only 16 (only 16? Jeez how many do you people need?) new ones this week, but there are definitely some good ones. Plus, you can go th

TSA Can't Stop Me Let Alone A Terrorist

Published on 2011-01-26 19:53:49

As some of you are aware, I took a trip out to Washington DC to surprise a friend for his birthday. Yeah, I'm a real sweetheart like that. Really I just needed a change of drinking scenery because Chicago can only handle so much of me. A few highligh

The Ladies Of Scream 4

Published on 2011-01-26 19:40:26

When I first heard that they were making another Scream movie, I must say that I wasn't all that excited. I like the original 3, but in general I'm not a big fan of the horror genre. I like something campy like Return to Sleepaway Camp or a random fl

Trombone Titties AKA What???

Published on 2011-01-26 12:58:28

Sometimes I have to stop and wonder what I'm getting myself into with this whole "entertainment" business. A wise man named Jonathon Larson once wrote, You're living in America At the end of the millennium You're living in America Where it's like

Now You Too Can Date A Sea Captain

Published on 2011-01-26 11:03:04

The greatest dating website in the universe may just have been discovered. Ladies, are you looking to date a sea captain? You don't have to go down and stand on the docks like a two-bit hooker any more to score with one of these gentleman, the intern

DeStorm's 40 Items In 30 Seconds

Published on 2011-01-25 12:00:36

People are always coming up with ridiculous challenges for DeStorm, and he always seems to nail them. This time someone challenged him to rap about 30 things in 30 seconds, and apparently that was way too easy. Someone needs to pick the man up for so

Carlton, Cheeseburger Eddy, And Teddy Go Out Dancing

Published on 2011-01-25 09:59:40

We don't see very much of Carlton Banks or Tom Jones anymore, but at one point that were the hottest tandem in the dance universe. Thankfully all good things don't come to an end, they simply resign themselves to rare and obscure appearances. Most re

The Greatest Sandwich Construction Ever

Published on 2011-01-25 09:59:15

I don't want to say too much about this, because it will ruin the surprise. Let's just say there is a knuckle sandwich joke in there somewhere. via Chive

Another White Guy Rapping Fast

Published on 2011-01-24 09:02:12

I can't figure out who flipped the world upside down, but this is about to be the second post about a white guy rapping in the past week. The first one, title "Pale Kid Raps Fast," was actually pretty decent. Then this new guy comes along and drops "

Sorry Folks, I'm Marking Them All As Read

Published on 2011-01-23 21:15:53

This weekend I went out to Washington DC to surprise a buddy for his birthday. His girlfriend coordinated the whole thing, and it for the most part went off without a hitch. If you follow the facebook page, you'd know it invovled me dressed as a pira

The Captain Morgan Workout

Published on 2011-01-20 22:27:16

There are a million different exercise plans out there, and all of them are way too complicated. Just to name a couple, there's Tae Bo, the Shake Weight, Zumba, Kangoo, Pilates, the Bar Method, hot yoga, warm yoga, power yoga, yoga yoga, and Kanye's

Brett Favre - What Should I Do Commercial

Published on 2011-01-20 12:29:47

No, that's not actually Brett...or a real penis. I hate talking about Brent Farve, so I offer this video up with very minimal comment. It's funny.

We Hate Cheeseheads Song

Published on 2011-01-20 10:42:36

In the past few years, there have been a ton of songs written/performed by sports fans from all around the country. It seems like any team playing in a big game has a couple of nuts that think they need to rap about it. Indiana basketball and Iowa fo

Hipster Superheroes: We're All Fucked

Published on 2011-01-20 10:14:47

It's not a secret that I hate hipsters. I find them to be incredibly obnoxious. I don't mind people wanting credit for liking a band or whatnot before anyone else; I think that's something in which we all find a secret joy. The fact that it's ti

4-Year Old Moves It Like Bernie

Published on 2011-01-20 09:39:38

Movin' Like Bernie has been around for awhile now but is just now starting to get noticed. It first caught my attention last November when I spotted it on youtube. I cut down that video to the best two dancers (most of them sucked) and re-posted it.

A Much Awaited Hump Day Post

Published on 2011-01-19 11:21:37

It's been a few weeks since I've made a true Hump Day post. Call it laziness, call it respect for women, call it a travesty...I don't really care. The tradition is back however, and there's a few things you're gonna wanna see. Todays update has video

Facebook "Like" Necklace

Published on 2011-01-19 08:01:37

Yes, this actually exists in real life. I, however, just thought it was just a clever way to direct your attention over to my facebook page. Did it work? Are you gone yet? Can't wait to give this to the girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Wait, you're st

Handicapped Man Banned From The UFC

Published on 2011-01-18 13:51:10

The life of a handicapped person can be really tough (I assume). Not only do they have to battle physical impairments, they also have to deal with the social struggles of being different. From establishments intentionally not installing handicapped s

Pale Kid Hates Sun, But Love To Rap Fast

Published on 2011-01-18 12:00:48

There are very few white people who can or should rap. The very short list is essentially limited to Eminem, the Beastie Boys, MC Search, Bubba Sparxxx, Snow, and Bo Burnham. Due to incredibly lame lyrics, I don't think this kid will be added to that

The Many Careers of Bill Murray

Published on 2011-01-18 10:46:53

You have undoubtedly heard the phrase "jack of all trades" before, but no one fits that bill quite like Bill Murray. He isn't just good a lot of different things, he does them all professionally. List of movies: SNL(yes I know this isn't a movie) M

Vin Diesel Will Kill You, Even On Helium

Published on 2011-01-18 10:44:41

So there I was, channel surfing in bed last night all the while telling myself I should really just turn the tv of and go to sleep, when I came across The Chronicles Of Riddick. Obviously this meant I would have to stay up and watch it; how could I p

Kids Do The Darnedest Things Better Than You

Published on 2011-01-18 09:42:06

It's always a blow to the ego when you realize that little kids can do something so much better than you. This is just another one of those instances. These kids already dance better than I ever will, and I'm just gonna have to get used to that.

Kid Breaks it Down on Jumbotron

Published on 2011-01-14 10:58:49

It's frequently been said that white people can't dance. This was addressed long ago by Dave Chappelle, when he discovered that we simply dance to different music. But what happens if you play music that both white and black people like to dance to?

The Real Future As Told By The Zodiac

Published on 2011-01-14 10:20:12

I thought it would take at least a few months, but we already have the first "Great Panic of 2011." Apparently some astronomers (professional nutjobs) are saying that the Zodiac signs are changing, and that there is even a 13th sign now. First of all

What The Hell Is A Fresh Breast?

Published on 2011-01-13 13:28:26

Anyone? Anyone? Can some one please explain why someone would be searching for "fresh breasts?" Does that mean right out of the shower? Is that what they are called in the few weeks after you get inplants? I'm out of the loop. Help!

Jon Lajoie's Commercial For Retaphin

Published on 2011-01-13 10:37:36

It seems as though there is a drug for just about everything now. What ever happened to the good old days when kids were just hyper, people were sad, and people with restless legs were just obnoxious. Now we feel the need to medicate people for any s

Guy Bets A BJ On The Bears

Published on 2011-01-13 10:03:05

There have been a ton of strange bets over the years. Each season, I bet people in Chicago that the Detroit Lions will finish with a better record than the Bears. As you surely are aware, I've lost that bet all 5 times I've made it. This season I col

Rooftop Avalanches Are Thoroughly Enjoyable

Published on 2011-01-13 08:22:02

Doing any sort of outdoor work in the winter is a bitch. If not for the cold, I would probably decorate my house balcony Clark Griswold style every year. When I was a kid we lived in an "historic," aka old, house, and we would constantly have to

Hokeamania Has Arrived

Published on 2011-01-11 21:54:27

Lemme tell you sum’n, brother! Michigan may have sucked for the past three years, but those days are over. Brady Hoke is here, and it’s time to teach these boys a little something about toughness. Whatcha gonna do when the maize and blue run wild

Oliver Stone Killed The Dougie...Again

Published on 2011-01-11 09:26:57

Just a week after Chris Brown and John Wall did their best to bring back the Dougie, it's officially dead again. And no, there won't be a Weekend at Bernie's style party with the dead guy either. Thanks to Oliver Stone Dougiing, I think we can rest p

Quite Possibly The Greatest Truck Ever

Published on 2011-01-11 08:42:19

I've never been much of a truck guy, in fact I ride a motorcycle which is quite the opposite, but I have a few friends who are. Given that I am always on the look out for the next big thing, so that I can tell my friends about it then hold it over th

Incredibly Important Picture Updates

Published on 2011-01-10 17:37:46

Ever wonder what Courage Wolf was like as a pup? I added a bunch of new pictures to the facebook page. They just don't seem to fit the flow of the new Flint Skinny, so that seems like a good place to put them. I obviously couldn't just keep them all

Must-See Wisconsin Police Training Video

Published on 2011-01-10 12:12:02

I came across this video and thought that it was essential that I share it with everyone. I worry about the safety of all my readers, and I'd feel awful if something happened to you because you weren't properly informed. Apparently in Wisconsin, all

Have You Ever Seen A Fight Worse That This?

Published on 2011-01-10 11:35:20

Honestly, I would recommend against watching this unless you are really bored or like sissy fights. These two look like they are about to go at it over a stolen bong. As it turns out thoguh, while they look like a couple of ruffians, they are both ju

Did Sarah Palin Put A Hit On Rep. Giffords?

Published on 2011-01-08 14:21:51

By now you've likely heard the news that U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords was shot in a Tuscon, AZ grocery store during a constituent meeting. Could Sarah Palin have had something to do with it? I'll let you be the judge based on the picture above. Are t

Ted Willams Mugshot And Rap Sheet Are Golden

Published on 2011-01-06 10:17:21

In not so surprising news, the homeless man with a golden voice (standard voice people do to mock radio) has been arrested numerous times. That is to be expected when you admit to being brought do by drugs, alcohol, and "other stuff." What I didn't s

Scarlett Johansson Can Make Water Wetter

Published on 2011-01-05 20:55:22

Today's Hump Day picture dump is over on facebook. There are 30 new pictures, all expertly captioned for your enjoyment. Go ahead and watch that banner gif for another 20 seconds though, I know it's memorizing. Facebook.com/TheFlintSkinny

James Van Der Beek Is An Asshole

Published on 2011-01-05 08:40:35

For some reason, Funny of Die is doing a James Van Der Beek Week. I don't really care how or why they came up with the idea, I love it. Yesterday the first video was a JVDB offering up a lot of different facial expressions that you can use for your i

Not Everyone Loves Steve Jobs

Published on 2011-01-04 20:14:10

Did you know that if you buy an Apple computer online, the store won't replace it for you when things inevitably go wrong? You have to send that fucker back even though there is a bar full of geniuses sitting around in a store full of computers they

Homeless Man With A Voice To Die For

Published on 2011-01-04 14:03:11

In what could end up being a feel good story, a homeless man with a golden voice has been discovered at an intersection. It's widely known that I appreciate when people work for their money, and this guy should be working in no time. As he says in th

Don't Act Like You're Vin Diesel

Published on 2011-01-04 08:17:42

In order to preserve the healthy state of his lungs, Vin Diesel only exhales. Vin Diesel has a part time job shooting birds at the airport. Australia wasn't "down under" until Vin Diesel decided to put it there in 1847. When Jesus said, “Let anyone

Chris Brown Vs. John Wall Dougie Off

Published on 2011-01-03 11:36:51

So I referenced Chris Brown in a post earlier today and since then I have seen two new videos with CBreezy. The first was posted on facebook and was a hot new jam. I wasn't going to post that on the site, but now that the second video has surfaced, I

Usher Stole OMG From Homer Simpson

Published on 2011-01-03 10:04:26

What is the world coming to? First we learn that Coldplay ripped off Mario, now it comes to light that Usher stole from Homer Simpson for OMG. At this point I'm pretty sure ever single combination of chords has been used for a song at this point, but

Marla Mindelle - My Simple Request

Published on 2011-01-02 19:52:33

Everyone knows that the main reason for facebook is to stalk people. If you aren't creeping on friends, you're doing it wrong. I'm not sure if the ladies are aware of this, but when cruising your photo albums, we men always go through them looking fo

The 72 Best Song-Based Videos of 2010 Part 2/3

Published on 2010-12-31 14:22:59

The Music Recap was far too large for one post, so I split into quarterly posts so it doesn't immediately lock your computer up. Yeah, I'm a great guy like that. Click Here For Part 1 Click Here For Part 3 Bruce Willis Epic Remix Gregory Borthe

The 72 Best Song-Based Videos of 2010 Part 3/3

Published on 2010-12-31 14:22:32

The Music Recap was far too large for one post, so I split into quarterly posts so it doesn't immediately lock your computer up. Yeah, I'm a great guy like that. Click Here For Part 1 Click Here For Part 2 Thunder Busters Ultimate Van Damme Danc