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HEAR YE, HEAR YE. THE GOOD BOOK OF LIB BE UPON US!

Published on 2009-06-01 21:58:00

THE BOOK OF LIBChapter 1IN THE BEGINNING, there was nothing. Then there was the big bangeth, which did issue forth over billions of years all the universe and all its diverse particles from the "singularity", which was also nothing. These particles included atoms, protons, neutrons, electrons, quarks, neutrinos, toxins and carbon. The universe thus comes from nothing and exists in nothing and is constantly expanding into more nothing. Billions of years later, it was theretofore cleverly deduced

TDL's MAN OF THE YEAR, 2008

Published on 2009-01-04 10:23:00

TDL nominates Italian marxist Antonio Gramsci.Who is Antonio Gramsci? The appropriate question is who was Antonio Gramsci. He died in 1937. Over 71 years after his death, however, his influence is ascendant. Heck, he helped elect the next president of the USA.Gramsci was a marxist thinker who differed from the orginal marxists in one key way. Whereas men like Lenin believed that the lower classes would revolt against the upper classes when given some power in the form of arms, Gramsci posited th

TDL 'HOLIDAY' CLASSICS: DARRYL THE DIVERSE DONKEY

Published on 2008-12-17 21:23:00

By: The List Administrator-CHAPTER 1-Along time ago on a winter's day cold,Darryl the Donkey went to the North Pole.Darryl was eager, that much is clearto join Santa's team of flying reindeer.And inside the home of the jolly old elf,Darryl the Donkey soon found himself.His ears both pricked up and his pulse became quick,for he was to interview with good ole Saint Nick!"So what can you do to bring kids enjoyment, that I should consider your wish for employment?"said Santa Claus who was always dir

TDL CLASSICS: MERRY HOLIDAY from the ACLU!

Published on 2008-12-09 18:58:00

DON'T FORGET TO SEE THE SECOND HOLIDAY CLAUS EPIC!Once upon a time on a winter's evening fair,appeared a fine figure as quick as a hareArriving on a sleigh on a brisk wind so cool,the figure got out and walked towards your kid's school....Teacher: Okay kids, settle down and finish your milk. Today we a very special holiday treat for you...Kids: Yaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!Teacher: We're going to have an extra special visitor who wears a red suit and comes from a far away and cold land, so I want you kids

The Resurgence of the Left Explained!

Published on 2008-12-07 21:02:00

Males are being feminized by pesticides and other chemicals. I knew there must be some scientific explanation for the faggotry we see throughout the West. If this keeps up, I suggest you invest in Broadway show tunes and Chinese lessons.

The Worst Possible Way To Go...

Published on 2008-11-28 12:04:00

- Number 2Sometimes you read a story that makes you weep for humanity. Then there are stories like this, in which you begin to pray for the asteroid to hit and wipe us out already.A worker at a Long Island Wal-Mart - a store walking distance from home - was killed when the mob outside tore the fucking doors off their hinges and trampled him to death. Because apparently a human fucking life is less important than $30 off a new flat screen TV. I don't want to get to philosophical, but seriously

Obama's Choice

Published on 2008-11-26 14:16:00

And so the other day on Internet, I saw a Russian sociologist predicted that the United States would eventually collapse and break apart in the coming century.Crazy?While I think it's rather fanciful that the United States would break into many different smaller nations (the culture is far to monolitic despite our "diversity"), the idea that the United States government in its current form is impervious to collapse is not necessarily a proposition that I agree with.The Government Accounting Offi

I'm shocked, really....

Published on 2008-11-17 19:46:00

OBAMINATION

Published on 2008-11-04 19:40:00

So this country has been bamboozled into electing a neophyte socialist straight from the arms of far left academia. Surprised?I am not.I can hardly blame the public for its misinformed decision making. When one is blind and must depend on another's eyes, one sees what the other person wants.The news media actively hid and or downplayed Obama's seedy past, while giving him glowing coverage for every set piece media gimmick he came up with. Additionally, the media has consistently downplayed or co

Elmo's Timeless Liberal Wisdom

Published on 2008-10-27 19:18:00

"When Conservative Philosophies Fail" by ElmoAnd lets face it, conservative philosophies always fail in the end. Not just one or two of the worst of them, all of them. Every. single. time. they are tried. It's one of those inevitable facts that plagues our history. But why? Why do conservatives, time and again, fight furiously to perpetrate old cockamamie conservative schemes on our society? History is very clear, yet their belief in these debunked philosophies only grows stronger in the face of