Blog Feed: Answers to common questions, how to projects, and fun riddles and jokes
| Home | My Account | Directories |
Growing Up Without a Cell Phone
Published on 2012-02-24 11:41:01
If you are 36, or older, you might think this is hilarious! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning….Uphill… Barefoot…BOTH ways…yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising [...] > read more
The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes
Published on 2011-12-07 22:25:27
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms [...] > read more
Chinese numerology and Feng Shui for 2011
Published on 2011-11-14 15:18:41
Interesting! Chinese numerology and Feng Shui for 2011 This year we are going to experience four unusual dates: 1/1/11 , 1/11/11 , 11/1/11 , 11/11/11 , and that’s not all; Take the last two digits of the year you were born and the age you will be this year and the result will add up [...] > read more
A Pig’s Orgasm lasts 30 Minutes
Published on 2011-09-27 23:07:21
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I’m still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. (Honey, I’m home [...] > read more
The Death of Common Sense
Published on 2011-09-22 20:13:46
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: – Knowing when [...] > read more
545 vs. 300,000,000 People – By Charlie Reese
Published on 2011-08-06 07:53:25
Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper. He has been a journalist for 49 years. This is HIS LAST COLUMN. This is about as clear and easy to understand as it can be. The article below is completely neutral, neither anti-republican or democrat. Charlie has hit the nail directly on the [...] > read more
Why Gun Control is not Good for America
Published on 2011-07-27 15:06:37
True story and most people will never know it. Here’s an interesting side bar. After the Japanese decimated our fleet in Pearl Harbor Dec 7, 1941, they could have sent their troop ships and carriers directly to California to finish what they started. The prediction from our Chief of Staff was we would not be [...] > read more
The Pastor’s Ass
Published on 2011-06-19 18:16:48
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publici > read more
When we stopped teaching grammar …
Published on 2011-05-22 11:35:07
English Grammar: Capitalization In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I’ve noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have forgotten the art of capitalization. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note > read more
Native American Code of Ethics
Published on 2011-05-17 20:11:36
1. Rise with the sun to pray. Pray alone. Pray often. The Great Spirit will listen, if you only speak. 2. Be tolerant of those who are lost on their path. Ignorance, conceit, anger, jealousy and greed stem from a lost soul. Pray that they will find g > read more
Nymphomaniac Convention
Published on 2011-05-06 20:38:05
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat .. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his > read more
Inner Peace
Published on 2011-05-04 21:12:51
If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understa > read more
Men vs Women – Who Reigns Supreme?
Published on 2011-04-26 09:58:38
NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. > read more
Sincerely …
Published on 2011-04-08 11:28:42
Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizi > read more
A Good Idea Gone Bad
Published on 2011-04-01 20:38:58
Since the dawn of time, mankind has dreamed of saving the world using alcohol. And for a while in the mid-2000s, when biofuel use became a big issue, it looked like it might finally happen. Ethanol fuel, an alcohol-based alternative to gasoline, gave > read more
I’m Not That Old, Am I?
Published on 2011-03-31 13:30:23
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN’T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL . . . YOU’LL LOVE THIS ONE. MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. > read more
Weird Wedding Guest Requests
Published on 2011-03-24 09:46:51
Wedding guests can be pretty demanding. These particular requests from wedding guests were so strange that they left the bride and groom scratching their heads. “The most ridiculous request was for a Blue Angels flyover for our wedding. Who do > read more
Irish Blessing – Happy St. Patrick’s Day
Published on 2011-03-17 11:32:26
May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back, May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields and, Until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of His hand. May you always have walls for the wind > read more
STC (Senior Texting Codes)
Published on 2011-03-14 10:58:47
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for STC (Senior Texting Codes). Here are a few to get us started: ATD: At The Doctor’s BFF: Best Friend Fainted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teet > read more
Irish Birth Control
Published on 2011-03-12 08:52:59
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin to ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan and didn’t I marry ye and yer hoosband two years ago?’ > read more
Dear Tech Support,
Published on 2011-02-28 11:21:05
Two years ago I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. In addition, Husband uninstalled many o > read more
The Big Move to Massachusetts
Published on 2011-02-11 14:35:21
August 15 – Moved to our new home in Massachusetts . It’s so beautiful here. The lake to the north looks so majestic. I can hardly wait to see it snow covered. I’m going to love it here! October 14 – Massachusetts is definitel > read more
When I Turn 80
Published on 2011-01-21 09:22:52
One day I had lunch with some friends. Jim, a tall, balding golfer type about 80 years old, came along with them—all in all, a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Jim who said, > read more
Little known event of 9-11-01 at the Pentagon attack . . .
Published on 2011-01-18 18:36:22
A chaplain, who happened to be assigned to the Pentagon, told of an incident that happened right after Flight 77 hit the Pentagon. A daycare facility inside the Pentagon had many children, including infants who were in heavy cribs. The daycare superv > read more
Where did “Piss Poor” come from?
Published on 2011-01-14 09:20:07
Interesting History They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & Sold to the tannery…….if you had to do this to survive you were “Piss Poor” But wo > read more
Timeless Irish Proverbs for the New Year
Published on 2011-01-01 10:28:17
Here’s a few things to think about as we enter the New Year. These are timeless and right on point. * Time is a great story teller. * A friend’s eye is a good mirror. * Even a small thorn causes festering. * Good as drink is, it ends in t > read more
Irish Toasts for the Holidays
Published on 2010-12-17 10:27:42
I have known many, liked not a few, loved only one, I drink to you. May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live. May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use. May you live to be a hundred years, with one [...] > read more
What we can Learn from Our Children
Published on 2010-12-13 08:28:47
Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was: A four-year-old child, whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recen > read more
Why You Never Question a Drunk…
Published on 2010-12-09 08:00:07
A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt t > read more
Guys Weekend Away
Published on 2010-12-03 20:33:50
Four friends spent weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Rob’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but > read more
Just for Boat Lovers
Published on 2010-11-28 09:56:04
There were these two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat, and it just so happened John’s wife died the same day Joe’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and, mistaking Joe for John, said, > read more
5 Surgeons
Published on 2010-11-16 10:41:01
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” > read more