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The Left Behind Girls

Published on 2010-10-07 10:51:58

           We like to think as a good citizen, making the right choice is easy. We believe making the decision for the better is black and white, simple. So why do we ask ourselves sometimes, “did I do the right thing” and if so, “why > read more

Funny, I Don’t Recall Eating That: or How to Get a Good Workout While Eating

Published on 2010-02-11 09:58:43

    Being sneaky is not easy. It takes a lot of training and practice to become the master of sneakiness. Some have a natural talent and can adapt to the art fast, others like me have squeaky shoes with no hopes of ever pulling off a fast one. A > read more

Interlude #5: It’s Never Good To Name Your Pet After Inappropriate Body Parts

Published on 2009-12-30 08:00:06

  Yes, it's true, I once named a cat after an inappropriate body part.  No one could come up with a name and being the only female animal in the house I named her appropriately or so I thought.  One day at work my phone rang and a good friend of m > read more

IT’S CHRISTMAS!

Published on 2009-12-16 07:00:08

    When I was a child, every Christmas morning my two younger sisters and I would wake up in the middle of the night. It was the same every year. I would wake up and tip toe to the door to peek out, then make a quick u-turn in to my sisters' roo > read more

Awards Everywhere

Published on 2009-12-10 09:23:33

     I had a story that was to post today called 'Funny, I Don't Recall Eating That'.  I pulled it before it posted becaues I entered it into a contest and one of the rules was it could not be published.  It did not specifically say internet bu > read more

The Wild Reindeers of Sunny California

Published on 2009-12-10 07:00:49

    In the middle of the cotton and polyester blend field of snow stood the majestic wild reindeer of sunny California, unmoving, its fur thick and black as night, its eyes unblinking. I slowly crept up to the beast striving not to startle it. I > read more

Um, SURPISE!

Published on 2009-12-02 08:00:07

    We plan and plot for hours or even days to find that perfect gift to surprise our loved ones at Christmas. What to get, how to get it and where to hide it for the big surprise come the morning of December 25th. We finally come up with a perfec > read more

The Trusting Turkey

Published on 2009-11-27 09:48:29

    A long time ago on a special day, war broke out. Color and Joy were over taken by the cold and dreary Grays. Color and Joy knew something had to be done but what, they did not know. Far on the horizon, a hero awoke from a loud and horrendous > read more

Interlude #4: If You Have A Moustache, Get A Dog!

Published on 2009-11-16 10:35:01

    I was awakened each night to what felt like Muhammad Ali slapping me in the face. My eyes would open to find my new Kitten sitting on my chest staring at me. This happened for weeks, every night. I seem to be the only one in the house this kit > read more

Yes Virginia, The Cat Can Lock You Out of the House (revised)

Published on 2009-11-10 07:33:59

    Introduction     Sometimes, something happens so bizarre, so out there, that you think no one would ever believe you. Such a thing happened to me in August 2009. In fact, the incident is what inspired me to pick up writing again after tw > read more



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