Something She Dated

Optimistic Snowballs, Boys with No Balls and Disappointing Booty-Calls (Part Two)

Published on 2012-02-03 06:00:00

For the beginning of this second date with CryBabyRomeo CLICK HERE or if you missed the first date with him as well, best to start HERE.  For the rest of you, let's just right back into it...So like I said the movie ended, he didn't get up to leave, and I was busy rolling snowballs.  And yet somehow, I couldn't bring myself to move onto the bed with him.  It could've been the lack of flirting or the fact that I would have to find another way to be turned on by him since

Never More Than Once.

Published on 2012-01-26 19:17:00

Jumping hurdles over textbooks and I found you,Ask twice, do you come here often?Smiled like two halves of a dictionary crashing openNot often enough you said.  And I bit my tongueWaited for you to swallow a mouthful.Ask me three times have a drink with me?Have a cup of coffee with me?Marry me?  Before accepting that the saying is wrongAnd it’s the fourth time that was really the charm.Ask seven times if we can do it, survive the odds?Something lucky about the number seven you saidAn

He Sucks, She Sucks, We All Suck Vancouver

Published on 2012-01-09 23:38:00

Is this a response?  A rebuttal?  Or just some thoughts that happened before, during, and after the presence of these two articles showed up in my life?  Consider reading the other articles first, though with all of us together you might need a day or two...as together we practically form a novel.  Good luck.  It'll be worth it.  I hope.Do Vancouver Men Suck by Katherine AshenburgDo Vancouver Women Suck, A Reader's Response by Jorge AmigoDear Vancouver,I hear it all

Chokehold

Published on 2011-12-30 19:00:00

When the lovely Skye over at the amazing MetAnotherFrog came to me and asked if I’d be interested in writing on breath play my immediate response was yes. And not just a regular yes. But a yes with enthusiasm and gusto. A ‘Hell Yes!’ if you will. And I know what you’re thinking. Is SSD an erotic asphyxiation aficionado? Well, not quite kids.My enthusiasm stems less from a knowledgeable, expertise, (what’s the opposite of vanilla) standpoint than it do

He Is Minty Fresh.

Published on 2011-11-22 17:55:00

He is minty fresh.  He is dollar bills.  He is midnight truck stop diner hot chocolate.  He is miserable drivel.  He is a Tic Tac in your pocket.Wake up sweating, laptop heat pulsing like waves of summer on Vegas cement.  Put your cheek down on the pavement to see if it’s exactly as you remembered.  It is.  Buzz and whirr of fans, open your lazy eyes.  “Are you done, miss?”  Sway from drinking.  That stopped years ago.  Eyes up. 

I'm a Man Eater, Not a Pray Mantis

Published on 2011-11-21 16:46:00

Preface:  This post has me longing for the hot sweaty balls of boys...er...I mean days of summer.  Is it July yet?I want to clear something up.  Be a little more precise.  About Man-Eaters.  About who I am.   About chicks just like me.   Because there’s this notion.  That Man-Eaters.  Are Man Haters.  (A notion proliferated by young buckettes who don’t yet know themselves.)  And it’s really just the opposite.  Grown Up Man-Eaters.

Fuck Me Till I'm Thesaurus.

Published on 2011-11-20 20:29:00

He tastes like a conversation.  Candy coated cadence and tempting temporary tempo swirl somewhere in between our tongues touching like torches.  Ablaze.  That bend and blend like lexicons likened to a river and its trial by tributaries.  He stands trial before me.  He stands there.  Not here but there.  Where.  In a moment long before I forget him.  A mouth full of what I have to offer and vocabularies rubbing up against my memories mammaries momentar

I'm Not Clingy, I'm Just Smarter Than You

Published on 2011-11-19 13:54:00

*Disclaimer.  There are clingy chicks in the world. There are clingy boys in the world.  This is about the rest of us.   Who get a bad rep.I’m a planner.  Some people think that’s a flaw.  I think it’s brilliant.  And FYI: Planning and spontaneity are not mutually exclusive.  My passport is always up to date.  At a moment’s notice I’m ready for a summer road trip.  Camping?  Sure!  House-party in Kelowna tonight?  Fuck ye

#TwitterBreak: Nobody Likes Me When I'm Studying For Grad School

Published on 2011-10-17 18:02:00

So I know what you're thinking.  This looks familiar.  You've seen this before and before that You saw it here.  And the truth is you're right.  This is about to be a repeat of last March and before that November.  But this time it's going to be more.  And different.  But definitely more.  Longer.  So almost less really.  Less me.  For you.  Kind of thing.  Well at least on Twitter.I'm taking a #TwitterBreak of epic proportion

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Published on 2011-09-20 18:48:00

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