11/30/2012 13:39:21 PM
Its almost December
its so very close.
And so people have not only started pulling out their winter coats, but they have started buying new ones.
FYI. That little tag on at the end of your sleeve is to be removed!
You know the one that says 1
11/16/2012 15:30:51 PM
Ill admit it, I sometimes fall into the trap of Pinterest (fact: Im not linking it, go find it your self)
Working in marketing I notice trends you might say. And one trend I tend to see a lot of on Pinterest is Dips.
Yup Dips! And 98.7859
11/06/2012 08:40:32 AM
Today…today is a special day. (and not cause I’m actually writing a blog)
FACT: I didn’t grow up in this country. Although, growing up you could see the USA from my back yard!
However, I would say I found myself in this country. Wit
09/27/2012 16:54:47 PM
Ive written a couple times about things I might want in a partner. Its never been really serious (well except sometimes) but then I read all these blogs where they (girls) make lists about wanting a guy who is tall, and cooks dinner, and all those silly I made a list of things I want [...]
09/21/2012 14:53:39 PM
I hate that in this the year 2012 I need to say this.
Profile pictures for anything ANYTHING! In which I can see a flash in a bathroom mirror…. ScratchThat…any MIRROR need to stop!
Not saying these cant be done…. it happens to the best of us. BUT these should not be used as any type of [...]
09/13/2012 15:00:36 PM
In every relationship there are those little things we bring to the table that just might irk our partner in some way. You know what Im talking about, those things that we all do that seem to drive the other person a little batty regardless of how much love they have for you.
My ex used [...]
08/20/2012 15:54:11 PM
I have been thinking about something for a while now. Havent really found the right way to fully express it or even digest it, but as always I have found myself writing about it on different levels and platforms…so here comes the blog post.
A little while back my family lost someone important. I use family [...]
08/17/2012 12:47:21 PM
FYI Change goes on the bottom.
Please stop giving me change in the wrong order people. Anyone who has ever paid for anything (ANYTHING) with cash should know that coins come first!
So stop putting bills in my hand and then trying to put my coins ontop of that. It turns into a mass mess, and I [...]
08/15/2012 14:19:55 PM
I went on a date the other night. You all know where this is going….Im going to go ahh worst date ever! and Im so done with boys But Im not going to do that because it was a pretty nice date.
But I am going to say I cant date stupid!
Anyways…. So this guy [...]
08/13/2012 01:25:50 AM
A few weeks back I got a voice mail, well to be honest I let the call go to voice mail, anyways, I got a voice mail. Telling me there was a standing ticket at the airport for me to get on a plane and spend the next two days in a Canadian city I [...]
08/10/2012 13:26:04 PM
It’s hot outside.
We are all sweaty and gross.
SO while I can understand and ‘appreciate’ your personal feelings towards things like…oh I don’t know deodorant, bathing, or any product that helps you smell clean.
FYI: You smell and should stop just thinking about you and start thinking about everyone else you come into contact with.
08/09/2012 13:17:16 PM
“I’m going to wear crocs on my date. Those will totally get me laid!” —said no one
No one except the date I went on the other night. Well to be fair he didnt say it out loud but Im pretty sure he said it in his head.
In planning our meet he happened to mention that [...]
08/01/2012 20:10:44 PM
Dating is an interesting activity to explain. Its hard (in my opinion) to set out rules, regulations, expectations, and general feelings, because its different for everyone. However, one thing I think most people can agree on is that when it comes down to it there is something nice about new experiences. Even if you go [...]
07/27/2012 13:00:25 PM
If you are dating a female over the age of 28 and she doesnt wash her face almost every night, use moisturizers (yes also at night) and doesn’t wear a sunscreen on her face all year round.
Take a good hard look at her, cause FYI she aint going to look as nice for long!
07/26/2012 14:13:58 PM
This past weekend while out with friends some guy was talking to me trying to convince a friend and I to come over and have a drink with him and his friend. First off, Im not always the best at giving the impression that Im not interested, I’m too nice. My friends on the other [...]
07/06/2012 11:10:53 AM
FYI: We aren’t 16 years old (well maybe some of you are)
Which means it is no longer appropriate to point out a “hickey” Also most people that do have one know this fact so you pointing it out is purely a judging action.
Because sometimes it might not be a hickey.
And it’s rude to ask about peoples [...]
06/29/2012 12:31:07 PM
On your dating profile when you list things like you are good at going downtown or you are an amazing kisser or your penis is extraordinary…. It is NOT a turn on!
99.9999398% of the female population goes ew! Also, if you have to say it its probably not true.
06/04/2012 14:52:37 PM
I would like to think I’m a strong educate woman who has worked very hard to archive what I have. Yes sometimes I’ve fallen flat on my face, sometimes that face broke in a million pieces, and at the end of the day what I do “have” holds weight differently depending on who you ask. [...]
02/23/2012 16:46:31 PM
Tell me about it! Im the worst, I know! I KNOW!
And its sorta starting to eat at me, because well I dont want to be a bad bad blogger. I want to be an awesome blogger who has something interesting to say everyday. (although if I have ever been that blogger is questionable) So here [...]
01/22/2012 17:54:51 PM
Dive Bar Dude: First time here?
Dive Bar Dude: Its a pretty shitty bar.
Me: (laughs) Well youre here too so what does that say?
Dive Bar Dude: I live right up stairs so we can go from pants on to penis in, in like 5 minutes!
01/21/2012 12:14:48 PM
Guess what is back? That is right Something-Else Saturdays! YEAH! And I can’t think of a better way to jump back into this little feature on my blog then a great guest blog post by one of my favorite people from the great wide world of twitter!
Katie Little or has I first knew her @KT_Little [...]
01/20/2012 11:48:00 AM
I got my flu shot this year for the first time in years. I don’t believe in them, and I always end up sick after I get it, but I did it as a christmas present to my mother. Who is convinced that I lick subway polls in the car that only people with the [...]
12/29/2011 02:00:42 AM
I was re reading a some blog posts for another project I’m working on when I stumbled over this one and it got me thinking, it got me over thinking and thinking even more but I degrees.
It got me thinking about the truth.
What is the truth when it comes to a relationship.
Is truth really what [...]
10/19/2011 10:09:03 AM
Life is an interesting thing. It gives us ups and downs, and even more ups and downs. We face the given and the surprising, and we evolve every minute at a time.
One thing I think we all evolve with is our belief systems. Now this can be so many things and ideas. Beliefs cover everything. [...]
09/22/2011 13:02:43 PM
In any relationship the dynamic of sleeping next to someone is ever changing. It’s not just how we as individuals prefer to sleep but it is how we interact with the other person. I’ve long stated “I am a big spoon” I wont deny I love that position, but some time the dynamic changes and [...]
08/02/2011 17:38:25 PM
It’s the first tuesday of the month and this months Telling Tuesday revolves around people being in trouble……
Telling Tuesday: in trouble….
1. ”YES! Even that is mad at you right now! You can’t rub either of us and make it better! ” (woman to guy on N Train)
2. “I’m in so much trouble dude. I think [...]
07/07/2011 01:18:11 AM
It might seem like I havent wrote in a long time. But thing is Ive been writing almost non-stop every day for the last month or so. Some of it is blog posts (youll get them in time) some of it is for a few other projects, and some is for actual pleasure * gasp [...]
05/27/2011 12:50:47 PM
To all those people on foursquare who check into places a million times that they never go to, get a life.
You know who Im talking about! Those people that are mayors of your personal apartment but you dont know them…….
FYI having 3
05/03/2011 13:38:03 PM
As I stated last month the first Tuesday of every month will now be referred to as Telling Tuesdays. In which I just give you a few overheard snippets from my eavesdropping adventures in NYC. This months post is all about appearances.
04/29/2011 11:03:40 AM
If your car cost less than $30,000 you should not have a car alarm. Seriously! If I have to see another ugly ass Camry on the streets on NYC with its alarm blaring over and over Im going to scream.
FYI: Its called insurance for a reason.
04/27/2011 14:52:31 PM
I twittered a very important question a while back. “Emergency: how does one remove ‘man stains’ from my sofa?”
Turning to twitter seemed like the most logical thing to do since flipping the cushions was not an option…be
04/05/2011 11:35:16 AM
I did a post a few years back about things I had witnessed members of the other sex do or say and how unappealing it was.
People can say lots of things about New York City. But something someone said a few months ago stuck with me. Living in NY ma
04/03/2011 10:59:22 AM
Guy with Gold Chain: Did you know that the body is 2/3rds water?
Me: I did actually.
Guy in Gold Chain: I’m thirsty can I have a drink?
03/28/2011 09:38:29 AM
FYI: it’s Lent.
A season of soul-searching and repentance, a season for reflection and taking stock…… and whatever that all means.
But I was born and raised Catholic (I know shocking right…actually not really) and like every
03/18/2011 09:48:36 AM
This year (2011) Spring does not start until March 20th.
So until then I don’t want to hear complaints about how it’s cold outside, how winter seems to last forever, and all that nonsense.
Especially if you decided you wanted to wear flip
03/17/2011 09:26:13 AM
We hear, “Don’t hate the player, hate the game”……all the time.
Well I have to disagree it should be:
Don’t hate the player, hate the education system** for failing to prepare the vast majority of boys*** for creati
02/21/2011 16:20:31 PM
I have been gone for what seems like no time at all, but in actuality has been a pretty long time in the blogosphere.
I’ve been working, playing, escaping, enjoying, stressing, working, laughing, crying, writing and enjoying all things offline
11/19/2010 16:20:49 PM
This is an FYI to let you all know I’m not going to be posting for awhile.
In true Plum fashion, to put it simply, I’m Lost.
11/14/2010 15:43:43 PM
Guy with Mets Hat in Bar: That dress looks good on you, bet I know where it would look better!
Plum: Let me guess, on your floor.
Guy with Mets Hat in Bar: Nah. Back on you when you leave my apartment after someone satisfying sex.
11/12/2010 10:51:49 AM
When youve lost or misplaced something why do people always ask where did you last leave it/have it/use it/put it?
FYI If I knew where I put it, it wouldnt be lost. But thanks TIPS!
11/10/2010 10:48:48 AM
We live in a world where text messages, IMs, emails, RSS feeds, and tweets dominate how we communicate or receive news. (And I guess you can through the phone into this equation as well)
My mother once called me 19 times within a 3-hour period (no me
11/07/2010 10:04:19 AM
Guy At Bar: You want me. I can smell it.
11/05/2010 15:55:28 PM
I know I’ve twittered about this many many times.
But putting makeup on in public makes me physically ill to watch. It’s gross. Straight up.
If you don’t feel comfortable being out without makeup on, then how come you feel ok withOU
11/02/2010 10:51:10 AM
Guy dressed as a Mummy: You are beautiful.
Plum: Thank you.
Guy dressed as a Mummy: You should come home with me tonight. It will be an adventure.
Plum: Oh really? Why is that?
Guy dressed as a Mummy: Cause you dont know how cute Ill turn out t
10/29/2010 15:35:40 PM
I figured out why my blog posts for the last week haven’t been posting/showing up.
FYI… I can be such a tard sometimes.
So rather then post them all up I’m being a fat lazy ass and we’ll start over tomorrow/today/next week,
10/09/2010 23:07:43 PM
Guy: It’s cold outside isn’t it.
Me: Sure is.
Guy: Nice hat.
Guy: I need to get me a new hat, or maybe I can just use your thighs as earmuffs.
10/08/2010 13:06:21 PM
Stairs should come equipped with tasers on them.
This way if someone stops mid stair and halts the movement of all those behind them they get a shock on their feet. These will remind them that stairs are meant for moving.
When you stop for some id