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Wolf.
Published on 2011-04-11 17:25:00
He came to me from across a field. It was midday in September and I was taking a nap under a big old maple. He bleated in my ear. I opened my eyes and there he was. He was only two-and-a-half feet tall, but he still intimidated me. He had three claw
Thump, Thump, Thump, Thump
Published on 2011-04-05 19:29:00
"I want to climb inside your chest and live there," so I did. Tiny and dim lights hung from great big blue streamers. The streamers swelled and so did the walls. The walls were red and soft and wet and smelled a bit strange and a bit lovely. The gro
The Frustrating Sailor
Published on 2011-03-28 17:33:00
I never lived by the sea; I was always landlocked. My town had no rivers or streams or brooks or lakes or ponds or swamps or marshes. The only person who had a swimming pool was the mayor and I didn't know him. Most of the sinks and toilets and tubs
The Greenwoods (Loffloffs)
Published on 2011-03-21 20:03:00
"I've been feeling tepid," Allen Greenwood announced over the Greenwood family dinner. "Tepid?" said Betty Greenwood, the oldest of Allen's three children. "Yes, Betty. I'm feeling tepid," Allen frowned at his daughter. He thought about what he wou
Ins and Outs and Ups and Downs
Published on 2011-03-07 16:13:00
Nancy Grace was a sad and unattractive girl. Men never hollered at her and boys never asked her to go on dates. Her face landed somewhere between rodent, amphibian, and aves. No one would or could love Nancy. Late at night she walked through the low
Allergies and Affluence
Published on 2011-02-27 18:01:00
Here's some nonsense. ----- There was a party. All of the names and faces were there, sucking on tea and fine wine. "None for me," said some young, plump dresses to the wine. "Harry and I are expecting." Other dresses fluttered with delight. The
The Hullabaloo of the Lambs
Published on 2011-02-22 18:32:00
This one is a bit late, but well worth it. Prepare to be truly aroused. -------- "Baaah," they said. "They're coming," he said. They were coming. All the goats and sheep at Donahue's farm were erupting with orgasms. Sheep semen and goat jism were
The Meanest Cups There Ever Were
Published on 2011-02-15 15:18:00
Here's something that I found in one of my old notebooks. It made me laugh. --------- There were six cups and not one of them would go underwater. "Please," we begged. But they just floated mockingly, buoyant and cruel. "I'll fill you up!" yelle
Tough Guys
Published on 2011-02-14 17:40:00
Tony was tough. Real tough. Street tough. He got in with some bad people when he was younger, fucked him up real bad. He had two missing fingers. He had scars all over. You saw Tony, you knew he was real tough. Candy was Tony's girl. She had long blo
Fool's Gold
Published on 2011-02-06 19:04:00
Buddy Prince was a fool and everybody knew it. His wife knew it, his children knew it, his dead parents knew it, his neighbours knew it, his co-workers knew it, everybody knew it. Everybody knew that Buddy Prince was a fool, except for Buddy Prince.
Hello, my name is Meaghan Gray
Published on 2011-01-31 18:29:00
There are going to be several changes made to this writing blog! First, I'm going to post more stories each month. Every Monday, starting on February 7, there will be a new post of my writing. I will be making more posts updating readers on my person
Me and Gary
Published on 2011-01-18 15:25:00
I had never been so poor, sad, and drunk before. You don't realize it, but the only times in your life that you are really and truly not bored are when you're fucked up and depressed. You really indulge yourself then. You say "fuck" so much that you
The Infinite Internet Disaster
Published on 2010-12-11 00:31:00
This story was (un)inspired by my internet being fast, finally. Cal sat and ate and waited. He watched the thin green line spike up and down, inconsistently. He thought aloud, "What the fuck?" The ETA was no better, bouncing around between one year
excretion deletion
Published on 2010-11-24 14:09:00
At the retirement home there were grandmas and grandpas and old moms and old dads and old people with no children at all. They smiled and frowned and moaned, all gummy. I thought that this is where I would thrive.
I am young, but I feel old. I am al