Sexy Food Therapy

Sexy Food Therapy Has Moved!!

Published on 2010-01-28 13:50:00

Hello Sexy People,This blogger site is no longer active! So to view the NEW Sexy Food Therapy site with a host of new and exciting services and amazing events, please visit:http://www.sexyfoodtherapy.com/

Crazy

Published on 2010-01-25 23:23:00

Pulling up a stool at the Holt Renfrew cafe, I reached for my Voss bottle of sparkling water and struggled to open it. Cranking on it and looking constipated while doing it, I forced it until the cap came off and water shot at me like water coming out of a fireman's hose. There surrounded by young girls in their Coach printed rainboots, I was covered in a $5 bottle of sparkling water...without

Uh oh...

Published on 2010-01-25 00:23:00

Okay, so I think my body is pissed off at me. I can hear my organs yelling at me like an out of tune, broken symphony. Today I barely even got out of bed, didn't bother with makeup and went straight to work. Yes, I know, I look tired. Which really means, you look like shit. Ya, I get it, I know. But then the sneezes came and then a tickle in my throat. My body is trying to make me stop and slow

This is how my brain looks like...

Published on 2010-01-21 23:00:00

...on zero sleep. No joke, it's complete mush. It's not even well done (how I like it), but rather that drippy, zero consistency, runny egg slop you get at bad hotels and on airplanes. So when I woke up late for the umpteenth time this week, I raced to Starbucks and got myself a cinnamon spiced latte and a banana chocolate chip slice of bread. Yes it was an unsexy food morning. Usually even when

My shnazzy sexy invite

Published on 2010-01-21 00:33:00

Okay, so I know it's super small, but click on the image to expand it so you can get all the deets! Oh ya baby, check it out. While I know I still have quite the journey ahead of me, I do believe that a part of it is finally coming together. Alright, my fabulous evening of working on the site was brought to me by, Fleetwood Mac, the Rumours album. That and paired with some lovely Roobois chai tea

These little hats of mine, I'm gonna let em' shine

Published on 2010-01-20 01:07:00

I've recently divorced my flat iron and my blowdryer...okay, well maybe it's more of a separation, but I've made new friends with an array of hats I own. Baseball cap? Sporty Mel. Kangol tweed hat with hoop earrings? Hip-hop girly Mel. Okay, who am I kidding? It's hiding my out of control, greasy hair where my cow lick has taken over because it hasn't been tamed in a while. But I'm trying to

One big suck.

Published on 2010-01-18 23:00:00

Please see above a photo of me at my finest moment. Yes, I was a pouter and damn good at it. However, this doesn't exactly work for me anymore. Especially when I don't have the time to try and pull off one of these bad ass looks. Speaking of lacking time, take this morning for example. With chocolate and sexy nigiri rice balls packed in my purse, I quickly grabbed my winter green slurpie from the

Craving

Published on 2010-01-18 01:46:00

I'm craving a beach, massages, an amazing partner to share it with and...a big bag of chips. I know what you're thinking...how unsexy of you Melissa! I know, but the other day, the little demon inside of me wanted salt and vinegar Kettle chips so bad I can swear it was threatening a painful death if I didn't follow its wishes. On top of it all, I've been surrounded by beautiful men who I then

Expect the unexpected

Published on 2010-01-14 23:00:00

A UFO with disco lights, a Sasquatch in a tuxedo, a flying pig in a tu-tu and Kenny Rogers busting out into hardcore hip-hop. Okay, so maybe you wouldn't expect it, in fact, it's highly unlikely, but don't discount that the unexpected does happen, especially with a new year in front of you. So when I came back from Italy at the end of October, I certainly didn't expect that one big sexy apple was

In the defence of meat.

Published on 2010-01-10 23:00:00

(Photo by: Renee Navarro - ovesnynavarro photography)WARNING: The following photo contains an image that may be shocking or upsetting to full on vegetarians, lacto-ovo-vegetarians, vegans, pescatarians, fruitarians, raw foodists and macrobiotic junkies. Please PETA don't write me hate mail. Allow me to present to you, moi avec le drumstick. Yes, I am a Nutritionist with a special focus in Chinese