Published on 2013-03-09 18:22:14
DENNIS MITCHELL IS QUITE A ROMANTIC FELLOW.
HE GAVE A DAIRY QUEEN RING TO HIS FUTURE-TO-BE WIFE
HE HAS GOTTEN ENGAGED
Published on 2013-03-02 17:16:42
APPARENTLY, JOE NAMATH HAD TO GET A JOB TYPING LETTERS FOR A FEMALE BOSS.
THE FOOTBALL LEGEND IS SHOWN,
Published on 2013-02-25 07:44:00
WHAT CAUSED THIS LIMO TO EXPLODE INSTANTLY?
YOU BE THE JUDGE.
I BELIEVE IT IS A POWERFUL EXPLOSIVE.
THE SECRET WEAPON OF TEENY-BOPPER SECRET AGENTS EVERYWHERE
EXPLODING BUBBLE YUM BUBBLEGUM
Published on 2013-02-22 06:45:00
TV LAND IS ANOTHER WORLD.WHEN THE REAL WORLD, AND THE TV LAND WORLD COLLIDE - LIES HAVE TO BE TOLD.__________________________________________________________________________THE CLASSIC 1960's SITCOM, HAZEL HAD AN EXCELLENT ENSEMBLE CAST.SHIRLEY BOOTH
Published on 2013-02-19 09:03:00
I LOVE THIS AD.
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING SPECIAL TO SAY ABOUT IT - IT IS JUST A COOL AD.
Published on 2013-02-16 20:53:00
THIS IS A PHOTOGRAPH THAT I TOOK FOR SOMEBODY
Published on 2013-02-15 07:32:00
APPARENTLY, ANDY & BARNEY WERE
Published on 2013-02-12 07:53:00
IT IS TRUE - THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT'S OFFSPRING WAS A REBEL.
Published on 2013-02-09 07:39:00
ISN'T IT A GOOD IDEA TO KEEP MICE OUT OF THE CEREAL BOX?
POST CEREAL THOUGHT HAVING A SUPER-HERO MOUSE AS A SPOKES-MOUSE WAS A SMART IDEA.
IN THE LATE 50's, WAS IT A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE A MOUSE STICKING HIS "FILTHY" PAW IN THE CEREAL?
NOW WE KILL
Published on 2013-02-06 07:11:00
THE ONLY CONCLUSION THAT I CAN COME UP WITH:
CITGO GASOLINE WILL SHRINK YOUR CAR.
Published on 2013-02-02 05:54:00
A SHORT HISTORY OF A MORONIC GOVERNING BODY - THE U.S. SENATE
THE U.S. SENATE IS A WEIRD GOVERNING BODY.
THE MINORITY PARTY HAS THE ABILITY TO BLOCK ANY LEGISLATION.
THE FILIBUSTER IS THE NAME OF THE BLOCKING TOOL.
I FEEL THAT IT IS IMPORTANT TH
Published on 2013-02-01 06:47:00
RADIO FLYER IS AN ICONIC CHICAGO COMPANY.
UNFORTUNATELY, THEY ARE SIMILAR TO A LOT OF AMERICAN MANUFACTURERS.
MOST OF THEIR MANUFACTURING IS DONE IN MEXICO.
THE CHEAPO PLASTIC TOYS ARE STAMPED OUT SOUTH-OF-THE-BORDER.
THEY STILL MAKE THE TOP-OF-T
Published on 2013-01-22 07:00:00
THE FAMOUS SNL HUSBAND & WIFE, "THE CONEHEADS" HAVE
Published on 2013-01-18 07:01:00
David Rice Atchison was President Pro tempore of the Senate, and at that time in history,
Published on 2013-01-15 06:52:00
NO COMMENT !!!!!!!
Published on 2013-01-11 23:51:11
PETER PAUL CANDY COMPANY IDEA:
"PEANUT BUTTER WITH NO JELLY" CANDY BAR.
THIS BAR WAS CREATED IN THE EARLY 1970's.
PETER PAUL MUST HAVE BEEN DESPERATE TO CREATE A NEW PRODUCT.
A FEW YEARS LATER, THEY WERE BOUGHT BY A LARGER COMPANY - CADBURY.
Published on 2013-01-06 06:50:00
PETER PAUL CANDY COMPANY IDEA:
"PEANUT BUTTER WITH NO JELLY" CANDY BAR.
THIS BAR WAS CREATED IN THE EARLY 1970's.
PETER PAUL MUST HAVE BEEN DESPERATE TO CREATE A NEW PRODUCT.
A FEW YEARS LATER, THEY WERE BOUGHT BY A LARGER COMPANY - CADBURY.
Published on 2013-01-01 19:26:56
I'M BACK.I HAD TO TAKE A BREAK WRITING MY TWO MAIN BLOGS.
Published on 2012-11-08 08:12:00
THANK GOODNESS MITT LOST BIG TIME.
OF COURSE, ANYBODY WHO KNOWS MATH COULD OF FIGURED OUT HE WOULDN'T WIN.
JUST THE SAME, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE - JUST, IMPROBABLE.
SOMETHING COULD OF HAPPENED TO CHANGE THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.
IT IS POSSIBLE - N
Published on 2012-11-07 07:57:00
GEORGE WASHINGTON COULDN'T LIE ABOUT CHOPPING DOWN THE CHERRY TREE.
HE DID IT, AND HE ACCEPTED THE RESPONSIBILITY OF HIS ACTIONS
Published on 2012-11-04 06:32:00
TODAY IS THE DAY THAT WE ALL MOVE OUR CLOCKS BACK.
I'M TOLD, ROMNEY HAS HIRED AN ARMY OF PEOPLE TO MOVE THE CLOCKS TO 1930 !!!
A PLACE WHERE MITT ROMNEY WILL FEEL AT HOM
Published on 2012-11-03 12:35:15
THE SIMPSONS HAS DONE ANOTHER FANTASTIC PARODY EPISODE.
BILLIONAIRE MONTGOMERY BURNS HAS ISSUED AN ENDORSEMENT OF MITT ROMNEY.
WHAT A SURPRISE - MR. BURNS ENDORSES MITT!
Published on 2012-10-30 07:53:00
SOME PEOPLE HAVE SAID THAT MITT ROMNEY IS RELATED TO HERMAN MUNSTER
SOME PEOPLE HAVE ALSO SAID THAT MITT MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE.
YOU KNOW, A "PHONEY BALONEY" AGING PROCESS.
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE !!!!
HAS ANYBODY SEEN MITT IN FRONT OF A MIRROR?
Published on 2012-10-26 07:59:00
BACK IN '71, THE SHASTA SODA COMPANY DID AN INCEDIBLE SERVICE
Published on 2012-10-23 09:47:00
TWA - THE COMFORTABLE SEX AIRLINE.
TWA MUST HAVE BEEN
Published on 2012-10-20 08:07:00
Published on 2012-10-18 08:50:00
LAST NIGHT YOU CLAIMED GAS PRICES WERE AROUND $1.86 WHEN OBAMA TOOK OFFICE.
YOU CLAIMED THAT
Published on 2012-10-16 07:52:00
HOWDY DOODY WAS A PRETTY SMART PUPPET
(A LOT SMARTER THAN THE 43rd PRESIDENT / PUPPET-IN-CHIEF - A.K.A. "W")
HOWDY KNEW THE BEST WAY TO GET FAT-ASSED NON VOTERS TO THE POLLS.
TELL THEIR CHILDREN TO BERATE THE LAZY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING PARENTS TO VOTE.
TELL THE PARENTS - IT IS THEIR DOODY (DUTY) TO VOTE!!!!
Published on 2012-10-10 07:33:00
THIS COMMERCIAL WAS FROM 1962.
POST CEREAL NEEDED A CEREAL TO COMPETE AGAINST "TOTAL" CEREAL.
YOU KNOW, THE CEREAL THAT OFFERS 100% OF YOUR VITAMIN NEEDS.
THE POST CEREAL ANSWER WAS
Published on 2012-10-08 08:32:00
I HAVE DONE AN EXHAUSTIVE SEARCH.
A SEARCH FOR GEORDI'S FAVORITE BRAND OF CAR FILTER.
AS OF YET, I HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL - I WILL CONTINUE MY WORK.
1) STP BRAND AIR FILTER
2) FRAM BRAND AIR FILTER
3) PUROLATER BRAND AIR FILTER
4) DRIVEWORKS BRAND AIR FILTER
I HAVE TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM - I WILL NOT REST UNTIL IT IS SOLVED.
Published on 2012-10-04 08:52:00
SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR HAD A DOG, AND NOBODY SEEMS TO KNOW IT.
AUNT BEE DOESN'T SHOW IT ANY LOVE.
OPIE DOESN'T PLAY WITH
Published on 2012-10-01 08:54:00
I GET A KICK OUT OF THE COCA COLA CORPORATION(AS MITT ROMNEY WOULD SAY - "COCA COLA PERSON" - CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE, ACCORDING TO MITT.)CONNING THE 1970's KIDS INTO WEARING A CORPORATE BILLBOARD, AND CHARGING THEM TO DO IT.THE KIDS WOULD WALK AROUND THE BEACH, ON A HOT SUMMER DAY, WEARING COCA COLA PANTS.CAN ANYBODY SAY THE PHRASE "SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING?"_____________________________________________________________________________________COCA COLA BEACH PANTS
Published on 2012-09-29 07:38:00
Published on 2012-09-26 08:02:00
I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST WRIGLEY'S CHEWING GUM TO GIVE ME THE TRUTH.
A CORPORATION LIED TO ME - WHAT A SURPRISE (WINK, WINK.)
I CAN'T TRUST ANYBODY - MITT ROMNEY SAYS, "CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE."
I SHOULD SAY - I CAN'T TRUST NON-CARBON BASED PEOPLE.
WRIGLEY CHEWING GUM ADVERTISEMENT
1) DANISH FLAG UNCHANGED SINCE 1219 - TRUE
Published on 2012-09-23 13:02:06
GEORGE ROMNEY HELPED SAVE THE AMERICAN MOTORS CORPORATION
Published on 2012-09-20 09:42:34
COSBY IS PROBABLY BEST KNOWN AS THE SPOKESMAN FOR JELLO PUDDING POPS.
I CAN'T REMEMBER HIM BEING A SPOKESMAN FOR HI-C.
THIS AD PROVES THAT I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING - IF THERE WAS ANY DOUBT!!!
Published on 2012-09-17 08:26:00
HOW TO MAKE AN 18 INCH CLONED OREO COOKIE.
PURE SILLINESS - I LOVE IT!!!
JUST THE SAME, I WILL CONTINUE FOLLOWING OREO SEMI TRUCKS AROUND.
EVERY SO OFTEN, A CASE OF OREO COOKIES "FALLS" OFF THE TRUCK.
IT IS A LOT
Published on 2012-09-14 08:14:00
Published on 2012-09-12 08:44:00
ONCE UPON A TIME, LITTLE MITTENS ROMNEY WAS PROBABLY VIOLENTLY SHAKEN.
VIOLENTLY SHAKEN BY ONE OF HIS MANY LOVING GRANDMOTHERS.
(GRANDPA WAS A POLYGAMIST)
I BELIEVE THAT GRANDMA BOUGHT MITTENS A NEW TOY - ETCH-A-SKETCH.
WHILE SHOWING MITTENS HOW TO CHANGE THE DRAWING - AN EPIPHANY HAPPENED.
GRANDMA WAS SHAKING MITTENS, WHILE MITTENS WAS HOLDING THE ETCH-A-SKETCH.
MITTENS CHANGED THE WAY HE LOOKED AT THE WORLD.
THE ETCH-A-SKETCH CHANGED, AND MITTENS ALSO CHANGED - HE BECAME A GOPer.
Published on 2012-09-09 08:31:00
I have met over a dozen big name astronauts in my life. Buzz Aldrin and Wally Schirra are the biggest named outer space tourists that I've personally met. I would love to meet John Glenn for two reasons. I am a huge fan of his spacefaring mission, and I am also a huge fan of his progressive political career. Democrat Senator John Glenn is definitely one of my heroes.
I would also love to meet James Lovell. The commander of the ill fated Apollo 13 mission, or should I say the hero of the incred [..]
Published on 2012-09-05 07:10:00
LARK CIGARETTES ARE GAS TRAPS
(ACCORDING TO THE LYING ADVERTISING COPY)
YOU PROBABLY WANT ME TO SAY MY BUTT ALSO IS A GAS TRAP.
I WILL NOT HAVE TO.
I HAVE JUST INVENTED SMELL-A-BLOG.
SWEET, FRESH AIR!!!!
Published on 2012-09-02 08:36:00
TAKE AN OLD WWII MOVIE, ABOUT AN INCREDIBLY EVIL SO-CALLED
Published on 2012-08-30 08:07:00
Published on 2012-08-29 07:45:00
THE GEORGE W. BUSH MEMORIAL GREAT RECESSION STARTED AROUND DECEMBER, 2007.
AS TIME WENT ON, THE ECONOMY GOT WORSE & WORSE & WORSE.
GEORGIE "W" BUSH WAS STUNNED THAT HIS "TRICKLE DOWN URINE" THEORY DIDN'T WORK.
THE TOP 1% GOT THEIR MASSIVE TAX CUTS.
THE NEXT GROUP OF 20% GOT PRETTY BIG CUTS.
THE BOTTOM RUNGS OF THE ECONOMIC LADDER RECEIVED POO POO!
THE PEOPLE ON THE BOTTOM HAD INCREASED LOCAL & STATE TAXE [..]
Published on 2012-08-26 11:33:51
SANFORD & SON WAS A POPULAR SITCOM, DURING THE YEARS 1972-1977.REDD FOXX WAS THE STAR OF THE SHOW, ALONG WITH DEMOND WILSON.THE OPENING SEQUENCE OF THE PROGRAM HAD DEMOND DRIVING A BEAT UP PICKUP.THE PICKUP WAS ONLY SEEN DURING THAT OPENING SEQUENCE.JUST THE SAME, IT WAS AS MUCH AS A STAR AS FOXX & WILSON.__________________________________________________________________________FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT, I HAVE POSTED SEVERAL PICTURES OF THE ICONIC TRUCK.THE TRUCK IS CURRENTLY BEING DISPLAYED IN ROSCOE [..]
Published on 2012-08-20 18:36:51
THE YOUNG & THE RESTLESS WAS CREATED BY A PAIR OF CHICAGO NATIVES -
Published on 2012-08-17 08:05:00
OH, SAY IT AIN'T SO, TONY.MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND MIGHT BE A PEEPING TONY.__________________________________________________________________________YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?SEE FOR YOURSELF, AND LOOK AT THAT TONGUE HANGING OUT.THAT MIGHT NOT BE THE ONLY THING THAT IS .............
Published on 2012-08-14 08:17:00
IN 1946, SANTA FE MUST OF HAD A NEED TO ATTRACT NICHE GROUPS OF RAIL PASSENGERS.
THIS GROUP OF CUSTOMERS SEEMS TO BE "HIGH" ON LIFE.
LOOKING OUT OF THE RAILROAD CAR THEY ARE SEEING CONQUISTADORS ON HORSEBACK.
ACCORDING TO THE PASSENGERS EYEWITNESS ACCOUNTS:
FRANCISCO VALQUEZ de CORONADO, WHO DIED IN 1554, WAS OUTSIDE THEIR RAILCAR WINDOW.
Published on 2012-08-11 07:54:00
Published on 2012-08-09 08:05:00
WHAT A FANTASTIC ADVERTISING TIE-IN.
Published on 2012-08-05 12:16:38
A PHOTO IS
Published on 2012-08-04 08:41:00
COMEDY - DO THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF WHAT PEOPLE EXPECT, AND LAUGHS WILL COME.GEORGE BURNS & GRACIE ALLEN WERE SPOKESPEOPLE FOR GENERAL ELECTRIC.DURING THE 1950's, GE DID A SERIES OF ADS DEPICTING CELEBRITY BULB-SNATCHERS.A BULB-SNATCHER IS SOMEONE WHO SWITCHES A GOOD BULB FROM ONE LAMP TO ANOTHER.THE ADS CLAIM THAT THE BULBS ARE SO INEXPENSIVE, THERE IS NO NEED TO BULB-SNATCH.__________________________________________________________________________OF ALL OF THE CELEBRITY ADS FOR GENERAL ELECTRIC [..]
Published on 2012-07-31 08:32:00
IT SEEMS THE OLD SAYING ABOUT USED CAR SALESMEN
Published on 2012-07-29 08:53:00
Published on 2012-07-27 09:42:00
Published on 2012-07-25 07:38:00
A POTENTIAL DINNER FOR 2 MEGA WEALTHY POLITICIANS.
MEGA-WEALTHY DEMOCRAT SENATOR & HIS
Published on 2012-07-22 09:00:00
Published on 2012-07-19 08:46:00
A NON-FOND MEMORY OF A 1980's SITCOM - MR. BELVEDERE.
THE MID 1980's BROUGHT US THE MEDIOCRE TV PROGRAM MR. BELVEDERE.
(MEDIOCRE TV PROGRAM IS MY HUMBLE OPINION)
MR. BELVEDERE WAS AN ENGLISH HOUSEKEEPER, WHO WORKED FOR AN AMERICAN FAMILY.
Published on 2012-07-16 08:01:00
CLOSEUP PICTURES OF THE DICK TRACY MOVIE CAR.
FRONT VIEW OF DICK TRACY'S COP SQUAD CAR.
DESIGNED TO LOOK SIMILAR TO A 1940's STYLE CAR, BUT IT ALSO HAS A FUTURISTIC HOT ROD LOOK TO IT.
FRONT SIDE VIEW OF THE DICK TRACY'S COPMOBILE
LOOK AT THE CARTOONISH SPARE TIRE COVER
MOST FAMOUS COP BUGGY IN THE WORLD
DICK TRACY SQUAD CAR - REAR END
INTERIOR OF DICK'S CRIME STOPPER MACHINE
TV TOY MEMORIES HAS A FEW DICK TRACY TOYS.
DICK TRACY PUZZLE
Published on 2012-07-13 08:57:00
REMEMBER WHEN PUBLIC WASHROOMS ONLY SOLD CONDOMS?
THINGS HAVE CHANGED.
IT ISN'T CLASSY TO HAVE A CONDOM MACHINE IN THE WASHROOM.
MAKE MONEY THE CLASSY 21st CENTURY WAY - SMALL BILLBOARD POSTERS.
SPEEDWAY GAS STATIONS SELL BIC LIGHTERS IN THEIR WASHROOMS.
THE POSTER WILL CHANGE, DEPENDING ON THE SEASON OF THE YEAR.
Published on 2012-07-11 08:56:00
Published on 2012-07-08 08:17:00
ONLY SAM SNEAD COULD GET AWAY WITH DRIVING HIS
Published on 2012-07-06 07:28:00
FROM 1959 - 1962, A&P CREATED A CLASSIC PIECE OF POP CULTURE.
Published on 2012-07-04 08:00:00
Back in February of
Published on 2012-07-02 07:37:00
STICK FIGURE FAMILY WINDOW STICKERS
Published on 2012-06-29 08:39:00
I HAVE NEVER BEEN A BIG FAN OF SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM.
I AM A HUMONGOUS FAN OF POP CULTURE.
TASTEE FREEZ IS A MAJOR PART OF POP CULTURE, DURING THE 50's, 60's & 70's.
LEO S. MORANZ & HARRY AXENE OPENED THE FIRST TASTEE FREEZ IN 1950.
BERWYN, ILLINOIS IS THE HOME OF ONE OF THE FIRST TASTEE FREEZ.
Published on 2012-06-27 08:25:00
THE BUSINESS OWNER COULDN'T ANTAGONIZE ANY POTENTIAL CUB FANS WITH AN INSULT.
A POTENTIAL CUSTOMER COULD BE A CHICAGO CUB FAN & THEY MIGHT TAKE THEIR BUSINESS ELSEWHERE.
EVEN WITH BEING IN WHITE SOX COUNTRY - IT IS A POSSIBILITY.
THE ANSWER IS:
Published on 2012-06-26 08:06:00
I WAS ABLE TO MEET THE GREAT DON KNOTTS A FEW YEARS BEFORE HE PASSED.
UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T HAVE A FUNNY STORY TO TELL ABOUT IT.
HE WAS FEELING GRUMPY THE DAY THAT I MET HIM.
I'M GUESSING HE WAS FEELING HUNGRY, BECAUSE IT WAS A LITTLE AFTER NOON.
IT WAS AN UNEVENTFUL
Published on 2012-06-24 07:23:00
MITT ROMNEY HAS BECOME INFAMOUS FOR HIS CALLOUS METHOD OF TRANSPORTING HIS DOG.
ROMNEY USED TO PLACE HIS DOG ATOP OF HIS
Published on 2012-06-22 08:32:00
STRANGE THAT THE CUTE CAMPBELL'S SOUP KIDS HAVEN'T BEEN SEEN IN AWHILE?I SUSPECT FOUL PLAY......THE CHERUB CAMPBELL KID WOULD OF MADE A TASTY "SPECIAL EDITION" SOUP FLAVOR.
Published on 2012-06-19 07:46:00
Published on 2012-06-17 07:09:00
A COLLECTION OF SARCASTIC MITT ROMNEY QUESTIONS FROM TWIITER.
01) SARCASTIC MITT ROMNEY QUESTION: You are SUPPOSEDLY 65 years old and you have Ronald Reagan jet black hair & no wrinkles - ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?
Published on 2012-06-15 07:40:00
Driving around Chicago and the suburbs, I am
Published on 2012-06-12 07:45:00
MRS O'LEARY'S COW WAS ACCUSED
Published on 2012-06-10 15:33:41
OK, I KNOW PIGEONS ARE FLYING RATS - DIRTY, FILTHY FLYING RATS.
THE TITLE WAS WRITTEN THAT WAY FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY.
I WAS TRYING TO BE HUMOROUS.
TRYING TO PAINT A PICTURE OF THE HEARTLESS CHICAGO POLITICAL BUREAURACY.
THE NEXT STEP IS TO PASS AN ORDINANCE "DO NOT FEED GOP POLITICIANS"
IN MY HUMBLE OPINION - GOP POLITICIANS ARE DIRTY, FILTHY, FLYING RATS.
(THEY FLY AROUND IN PRIVATE JETS, EQUIPPED WITH GOLD-PLATED FAUCETS)
OL'E MITT WILL BE GOING HUNGRY NEXT TIME
Published on 2012-06-07 07:20:00
GREEN 15 FOOT TALL MAN - WEARING A SKIMPY OUTFIT, WITH A WHITE SCARF & CANE.
VERY SCARY INDIVIDUAL - A RUNNING DOWN THE STREET SCREAMING
Published on 2012-06-05 08:14:00
LADIES & GENTLEMAN
I GIVE YOU THE WINNER OF THE BEST TV EPISODE TITLE COMPETITION.
TOP TEN LIST
Published on 2012-06-03 08:03:00
PRETTY GOOD BLOG TITLE, ISN'T IT?
IT GOT YOU TO LOOK AT THE BLOG POST - SNEAKY, VERY SNEAKY.
THE BLOG POST DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH TERMITES.
THE REAL BLOG POST SUBJECT MATTER:
I WANT YOU TO SEE
Published on 2012-06-01 08:15:00
IT IS ROUGH BEING MITT ROMNEY.
PAYING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR ANTI-BACTERIAL SHOWERING GEL IS A BITCH.
UNFORTUNATELY, MITT CAN'T FEEL CLEAN AFTER MEETING THE NON 1 PERCENTERS.
TO GET THE FRESH MITT FEELING BACK - HE USES MITT-WASH.
MITT-WASH IS AN EXCLUSIVE PRODUCT, WHICH IS DESIGNED FOR EACH CONSUMER.
A SAMPLE OF MITT'S SWEAT &
Published on 2012-05-29 08:42:00
Everybody thinks that
Published on 2012-05-26 15:26:03
I LOVE CARTOON CHARACTERS.
CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE USUALLY NICER THAN REAL PEOPLE.
IF A CARTOON CHARACTER SUGGESTS THAT I SHOULD BUY SOMETHING - I BUY IT.
MULTIPLE EXAMPLES OF CARTOON SALESMEN / SALESANIMALS.
Published on 2012-05-24 08:19:00
CAT IN THE HAT MOVIE CAR:
The S.L.O.W. (Super Luxurious Omni-directional Whatchamajigger) car is at the Volo Auto museum, and I am posting a few pictures of the interior of the famous movie car, which could actually travel up to 43 m.p.h.
Published on 2012-05-21 08:30:00
I grew up eating Cap'n Crunch cereal. The original cereal formula was created for lovers of PAIN. The cereal would rip the skin from the roof of your mouth. Sometime during the last 30 + years, they changed the formula. The PAIN isn't there anymore, it isn't made out of sandpaper anymore.
With my extensive experience with eating Cap'n Crunch, I somehow never experienced the joy of eating Peanut Butter Crunch. It is fantastic - I LOVE IT. I tried it for the first time about a year ago. The cere [..]
Published on 2012-05-17 08:02:00
SONY WAS TRYING TO CAPTURE AN IMPORTANT DEMOGRAPHIC - NUDISTS.
SONY IS THE ONLY MANUFACTURER TO GIVE THE NUDIST WHAT THEY NEED.
Published on 2012-05-15 08:11:00
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MOOSE USING FISTICUFFS TO BEAT UP A MAN?
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A HUMAN IS ON ALL FOURS - PULLING A SLEIGH FOR A MOOSE?
Published on 2012-05-11 09:15:00
SOME PEOPLE HAVE SAID, ANN IS THE REASON WHY MITT HAS A SWISS ACCOUNT.
SUPPOSEDLY, ANN IS A NUT FOR THE NEWEST KITCHEN APPLIANCE.
THE LATEST KITCHEN GADGET WILL SET HER HEART A FLUTTERING.
SOME PEOPLE HAVE SAID, THAT IS A LOT MORE THAN MITT COULD EVER ACCOMPLISH.
SUPPOSEDLY, MITT TENDS TO BE A LITTLE TIGHT, AND ANN NEEDS HER APPLIANCE FIX.
WHAT IS THE 1/4 OF A BILLIONAIRE WIFE TO DO?
AMERICAN BANKING INSTITUTIONS STOPPE [..]
Published on 2012-05-08 09:02:00
THE GALLUP POLL SURVEYED THE "HILL FOLK" TO SEE WHO THEY WOULD VOTE FOR.
THIS FAMILY IS SUPPOSEDLY CHOOSING MITT FOR PRESIDENT.
THEY DON'T HAVE MANY ASSETS NOW, BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT CAN HAPPEN.
THEY THINK THEY
Published on 2012-05-06 08:01:00
WHEN ACTORS FIRST START OUT, THEY USUALLY LIVE IN NEAR POVERTY CONDITIONS.
ONE OF THE FIRST ACTING JOBS THAT TOM SELLECK DID WAS A SAFEGUARD SOAP AD.
HE WAS CAST IN A SIXTY SECOND COMMERCIAL, WITH TERI GARR & PENNY MARSHALL.
THE THREE ACTORS WERE UNKNOWN AT THE TIME.
THEY WENT ON TO BECOME VERY FAMOUS - ALL BECAUSE OF SAFEGUARD SOAP.
TOM WAS SO POOR, THE DIRECTOR GAVE HIM THE SUIT THAT HE WORE IN THE AD.
HE LATER T [..]
Published on 2012-05-05 08:20:00
In 1967, Revell Inc. (toy model company) offered the BEST SWEEPSTAKES PRIZE IN HISTORY. They offered the sweepstake entrants a chance to win an actual working mockup of a Gemini space capsule. Granted, the sweepstakes ad implied that the winner had to "donate" the capsule to the local municipality, but if there was any possible way to keep it - I WOULD DO IT. You know, if I had been born into a family of MASSIVE wealth.
Published on 2012-05-02 09:21:00
THE RAT PATROL WAS ON THE AIR FOR 3 SEASONS - 1966 UNTIL 1968.
THE PREMISE FOR THE SHOW:
Chistopher George was Sergeant Sam Troy, and he was the commander of a group of commando soldiers during WWII. The
Published on 2012-04-29 08:14:00
BACK IN THE MID 1960's, WE ALMOST HAD A TERRIBLE NATIONAL TRAGEDY.
THE ATTEMPTED MURDER OF AN AMERICAN ICON - TONY THE TIGER.
SINCE TONY THE TIGER IS A CAT - HE OBVIOUSLY HAS 9 LIVES.
HE HAD TO USE ONE OF THOSE 9 LIVES, WHEN HE WAS PUSHED OUT OF AN AIRPLANE.
AFTER BEING PUSHED OUT, TONY WAS FALLING TOWARDS THE EARTH AT 235 mph.
INCREDIBLY FAST T [..]
Published on 2012-04-26 08:36:00
Back in 1962, the Post cereal company decided to take advantage of the American love affair with the space program. They stole the idea of a cereal with sugary sweet oat numbers from their own corporate product - ALPHA BITS. The difference between the two cereals: one cereal had numbers,
Published on 2012-04-23 09:27:00
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During the year 1919,
Published on 2012-04-19 08:45:00
WHICH IS IT?
DO LITTLE GIRLS LEARN THE TRAIT, OR DO THEY HAVE IT IN THEIR DNA?
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE INFAMOUS TRAIT - FEMININE WILES.
POSTED BELOW IS AN EXAMPLE OF A 6 YEAR OLD WILY YOUNG LADY.
SHE IS ATTEMPTING TO OUTSMART
Published on 2012-04-17 09:19:00
Once again, we are visiting our favorite coloring
Published on 2012-04-15 01:18:00
1309 passengers left Southampton, on Sunday April 8, 2012 for a memorial Titantic cruise. The ship is expected to arrive above the burial site of thousands of the Titantic's passengers, on the evening of April 14, 2012. The
Published on 2012-04-13 09:38:00
Dean Foods was the second largest dairy in the United States, and was bought by the #1 dairy, in December, 2001. The former Chicagoland company ceased to exist after the Dallas based Suiza corporation bought it. The merger between the #1 Suiza Dairy, and the #2 Dean's Dairy went unchallenged by the "W" Justice Department. In their tiny little minds
Published on 2012-04-11 07:19:00
THIS CEREAL SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED WHOLE WHEAT CRISP - YEAH, RIGHT.
A TV COMMERCIAL AVOIDING THE NEGATIVE & PROMOTING THE POSITIVE - HOW RARE.
During the early 1960's, Post cereal was promoted by the infamous Bugs Bunny & Daffy Duck. The commercial, that I have posted below,
Published on 2012-04-09 08:57:00
Several months ago, I wrote a blog post about a disabled
Published on 2012-04-07 07:02:00
I love viewing old TV commercials, which showcase a future-to-be celebrity.
Published on 2012-04-04 08:14:00
KARL ROVE SUPPOSEDLY CAN STRETCH
Published on 2012-04-02 09:14:00
THE "CHIPMUNK" HAS DONE IT AGAIN.
The so-called Republican political genius, is supposedly indirectly behind a moronic attempt to imply that President Obama is a 007 rogue double agent. President Obama told the Russian President, Dmitry Medvedev,
Published on 2012-03-31 08:08:00
SARAH PALIN IS SUPPOSEDLY THE GUEST OF HONOR AT ALICE'S DINNER / TEA PARTY.
The National spokesperson for the Looney Toon Political Party (A.K.A. - The Tea Party) is supposedly being courted by another Tea Party. Rumors have been circulating that Alice in Wonderland has laid out an incredible orgy of food, along with a wide assortment of TEAS, which have been provided by the MAD HATTER, in order to court the defection of Sarah Palin.
In my humble opinion, Sarah Palin would be a perfect fit wit [..]
Published on 2012-03-27 08:08:00
MITT ROMNEY BELIEVES THAT CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE.ROMNEY
Published on 2012-03-24 08:18:00
IN 2002, A LIVE ACTION SCOOBY DOO MOVIE WAS RELEASED.I WOULD HOPE IT WOULD BE A LIVE ACTION FILM. WE ALL KNOW THAT SCOOBY DOO
Published on 2012-03-22 08:26:00
MENAGE A TROIS - ELIZABETH MONTGOMERY AND QUISP & QUAKEA HUMOROUS & SUGGESTIVE TITLE TO GET THE VIEWERS TO
Published on 2012-03-20 09:47:00
Since Mitt Romney believes that "CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE", I believe he is seriously considering asking a CORPORATE banking institution to be his Vice Presidential running mate.
I'm sure that Mitt would have preferred a Cayman Island bank, or a Swiss banking institution, to be
Published on 2012-03-17 09:18:00
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
I USUALLY DO NOT WEAR GREEN.
I HATE THE COLOR OF GREEN.
TO BE A LOYAL IRISHMAN, I'M FORCED TO BECOME GREEN WITH ENVY.
THIS YEAR I'M EXPERIENCING ENVY OVER THE LUXURIOUS CAR OF BUGS BUNNY.
WHY CAN A CARTOON RABBIT AFFORD A NICER CAR THAN MYSELF?
Published on 2012-03-14 08:36:00
OK, THE CHEVROLET SEDAN WAS NOT REALLY MADE FOR THE PUBLIC.
THE CHEVY CAR THAT SPLITS APART WAS MADE FOR A TV COMMERCIAL.
Published on 2012-03-12 08:37:00
I THINK THE ADS THAT ARE POSTED BELOW ARE VERY ODD.GENE AUTRY WAS A MOVIE SINGING COWBOY HE WAS ALSO A REAL ESTATE INVESTOR / BASEBALL TEAM OWNER MULTI BILLIONAIRE.HE DIDN'T MAKE ALL OF HIS INTIAL FORTUNE FROM SINGING & RIDING HORSES.HE ALSO PROMOTED PRODUCTS FROM SEVERAL COMPANIES.ONE OF THOSE PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT ADS WAS FOR GOODRICH TIRES.________________________________________________________________________WHAT CONNECTION DOES A SINGING COWBOY STAR HAVE WITH CAR TIRES?ZERO CONNECTION.AS ODD [..]
Published on 2012-03-10 07:28:00
I DON'T KNOW SQUAT ABOUT THE MECHANICS OF AUTOMOBILES.
I CONSIDER MOTORCYCLES & AUTOMOBILES TO BE WORKS OF ART.
THEY WERE WORKS OF ART UNTIL THE LATE 1960's.
FROM THE 1970's, UNTIL NOW, CARS ARE BLAH LOOKING - IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.
THANKS TO THE MASTER MECHANICS - WE HAVE REBUILT CLASSIC CARS TO ENJOY.
MY PERSONAL FAVORITES OF ANY U.S. CAR MADE, DURING THE PAST 110 YEARS:
I WOULD LOVE TO OWN EITHER ONE OF THESE BEAUTI [..]
Published on 2012-03-07 07:17:00
I MIGHT HAVE PHOTOS OF NEWT & ONE OF HIS MANY WIVES RELAXING AT HOME.I'M NOT POSITIVE.________________________________________________________________________YOU BE THE JUDGE!!!!IT COULD BE NEWT AND HIS THIRD WIFE.IT COULD BE NEWT AND HIS SECOND WIFE.IT COULD ALSO BE NEWT AND HIS FIRST WIFEIT COULD ALSO BE NEWT ALONG WITH ONE OF THE WOMEN WHO SLEPT WITH HIM_________________________________________________________________________IT IS ALSO POSSIBLE THAT IT IS JUST A LADY ELEPHANT FRIEND.A GOP EL [..]
Published on 2012-03-03 08:38:00
BULLWINKLE IS PROBABLY THE SMARTEST MOOSE IN THE WORLD.
HE IS DEFINITELY SMARTER THAN YOUR AVERAGE NON-TALKING MOOSE.
SOME REPORTS HAVE ATTRIBUTED A GENIUS IQ LEVEL TO BULLWINKLE J. MOOSE.
SOME BELIEVE THAT THE CONSUMPTION OF CHEERIOS CREATED THE GENIUS MOOSE.
OBVIOUSLY, THOSE TOASTY OAT RINGS HAVE A SECRET AND MAGICAL INGREDIENT.
IN ADDITION TO BEING AN INTELLECTUAL, BULLWINKLE IS QUITE CULTURED.
YOU MIGHT EVEN CAL [..]
Published on 2012-02-27 07:22:00
A BIT OF BASEBALL TRIVIA:The only non baseball player / manager / owner / broadcaster in the Baseball Hall of Fame is:ABBOT & COSTELLO DOING THEIR INFAMOUS "WHO'S ON FIRST" COMEDY BIT._________________________________________________________________________Mitt & Newt now have the opportunity of being enshrined in the: REPUKEICAN HALL OF FAMESEE FOR YOURSELF.......
Published on 2012-02-25 08:16:00
TIMES ARE TOUGH. THE PHRASE THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL: "GEORGE W BUSH MEMORIAL GREAT RECESSION"_________________________________________________I CAME UP WITH A LIFE SAVING IDEA (FOR MY LIFE.) I SAW A 1938 MAGAZINE AD FOR OLD BOOTS. THEY ARE POTENTIALLY EDIBLE OLD BOOTS._________________________________________________THE HOBO IDEA OF COOKING OLD BOOTS WAS REINVENTED BY ME.I HAVE ALREADY WRITTEN A POST ON FINE DOG & CAT FOOD DINING. THE PROBLEM IS: DOG AND CAT FOOD DINING IS FOR THE MILDLY NOUVEAU P [..]
Published on 2012-02-23 08:16:00
FINLANDIA THINKS THAT THE BEST WAY TO MAKE ICE CUBES IS TO USE PERRIER.YEAH, THAT IS A GREAT WAY FOR THE WEALTHY TO COOL THEIR DRINKS.THE BEST WAY TO COOL YOUR FINLANDIA VODKA IS......I AM GOING TO WHISPER IT - I DON'T WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW THIS SECRET.________________________________________________________________________ A DRUNK'S FAVORITE SECRET:FILL THE ICE CUBE TRAY WITH FINLANDIA VODKA.YOU CAN'T MAKE CUBES IN THE FREEZER - IT ISN'T COLD ENOUGH.THE SOLUTION WOULD BE: SURROUND THE TRAY WIT [..]
Published on 2012-02-21 07:16:00
IN MY OPINION, A PARENT THAT GIVES THEIR KID A FLINTSTONE VITAMIN IS A MEAN SOB.I MEAN, THOSE VITAMINS ARE HUMONGOUS.LOOK AT THE PHOTO OF FRED FLINTSTONE STANDING NEXT TO A FRED VITAMIN.FRED FLINTSTONE IS 5 FOOT & 10 INCHES TALL (COMMON KNOWLEDGE.)THE VITAMIN STANDS OVER 5 FEET TALL.GOODNESS GRACIOUS, THAT VITAMIN IS EQUAL TO A FULL MEAL.THE KID THAT IS FORCED TO TAKE HIS VITAMIN COULDN'T EAT ANY MEALS.NOT BEING ABLE TO EAT ANY MEALS - THE KID WOULD NEED THE VITAMIN PILL.A VICIOUS CYCLE.ONE - A [..]
Published on 2012-02-18 07:02:00
ONCE AGAIN, WE LOOK INTO THE PRIVATE COLORING BOOK LIVES OF LUCY & DESI.THE LAST TIME WE VISITED: DESI WAS PLANNING ON LUCY'S PERMANENT DEMISE.LUCY HAD A PLAN FOR SELF PROTECTION - A SHARP GARDEN HOE._______________________________________________________________________WHAT HAVE OUR TWO "UNUSUAL FRIENDS" BEEN UP TO LATELY?WELL, THEIR LITTLE BOY HAS BEEN NAUGHTY.WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO?THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE.BURY HIM IN THE COMPOST HEAP.___________________________________________________________ [..]
Published on 2012-02-16 08:06:00
JUMP INTO YOUR TIME MACHINE, AND TRAVEL BACK TO THE "GOOD OLDE DAYS."FUNNY FACE DRINKS WERE INTRODUCED USING CYCLAMATE ARTIFICIAL SWEETNER.THE TAGLINE THAT GOOFY GRAPE USED "PRE-SWEETENED, WITHOUT SUGAR."ENJOY ONE OF THOSE CLASSIC TV COMMERCIALS FUNNY FACE DRINK MIX with JOHNNY WHITAKER (FAMILY AFFAIR - TV SHOW)TV TOY MEMORIES OFFERS AN UNUSED CONTAINER OF FUNNY FACETHE CUP & FULL DRINK MIX CONTAINER CAN BE PURCHASED AT TV TOY MEMORIESTV TOY MEMORIES ALSO HAS TWO JOHNNY WHITAKER ITEMS FOR SALE
Published on 2012-02-14 07:28:00
President Gerald Ford was probably the best Republican President in my lifetime. The reasons would be: 1) He never caused any major problems for this country 2) He was the King of pratfalls - funny guy. Nixon was Mr. Richard "Watergate" Nixon. Ronnie Reagan was Mr. Ronald "Screw Everybody Except The Wealthy" Reagan. Daddy Bush was the father of "W" (the second worst crime of all of the bad Republican Presidents.) "W" is simply the WORST PRESIDENT THAT THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER SEEN. I'm sure you alr [..]
Published on 2012-02-12 07:20:00
IF ABE LINCOLN WAS ALIVE TODAY - HE WOULD BE A DEMOCRAT.HE CARED ABOUT THE WORKING MAN, AND THE DOWNTRODDEN.NOT A DEMOCRAT FROM THE MID 1860's.THOSE 1800's DEMOCRATS ARE LIKE THE GOP OF TODAY'S TOPSY-TURVEY WORLD. THE DEMOCRATS IN THE 1860's WERE PRO SLAVERY & PRO BIG BUSINESS.(DO YOU GET MY GOP REFERENCE?)_______________________________________________________________FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT: 12 PICTURES OF ABE, FROM 1858 - UNTIL 4 DAYS BEFORE HIS DEATH.(OCTOBER 1858) [..]
Published on 2012-02-09 07:34:00
I THINK I HAVE A PICTURE OF THE TWO MOST FAMOUS GOP ELEPHANTS.THEY ARE STANDING TRUNK, TO TRUNK.NEITHER ONE OF THEM IS BACKING DOWN.GOP ELEPANT, TO GOP ELEPHANT.____________________________________________________________________IT IS A GOOD THING WE CAN'T SEE WHAT IS COMING OUT THE REAR ENDS.PURE UNADULTERATED GOP ELEPHANT POO POO.(SQUIRTING ON SANTORUM - A VERY FITTING DUMP LOCATION)
Published on 2012-02-06 13:36:00
KARL ROVE WAS GEORGE W. BUSH'S POLITICAL ADVISOR & DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF.(YOU REMEMBER GEORGE W. BUSH - CREATOR OF THE "GEORGE W. BUSH MEMORIAL GREAT RECESSION.")KARL ROVE SAYS, "I'M OFFENDED" BY A PRO-AMERICAN AUTO COMMERCIAL.THE "SO-CALLED" POLITICAL GENIUS HATES THAT THE AD IS ADVERTISING THE TRUTH.HE GOES ON THE FOX "BLOND FEMALE" NEWS CHANNEL, AND UNTRUTHS SPILL OUT.(THE ABOVE STATEMENT, IS MY HUMBLE OPINION)(GOD, I HATE THAT I HAVE TO USE A STUPID WORD LIKE "UNTRUTHS".)(IF A ROLY-POLY DOUC [..]
Published on 2012-02-05 07:51:00
BEING THAT I AM A CONNOISSEUR OF SARCASM:I HAD TO REPRINT THIS FANTASTIC AND SARCASTIC LETTER, WRITTEN IN 1865.THE LETTER IS FROM A FORMER SLAVE, WHO IS WRITING HIS FORMER MASTER.In this blog, I enjoy showcasing pop culture from the past, and then comparing it to situations that we Americans are experiencing in 2012. In my opinion, an 1865 letter that was written by a former slave, which was addressed to the ex-slave's former master, and is DRIPPING with sarcasm, is a perfect fit for this blog.I [..]
Published on 2012-02-02 09:22:17
LAST YEAR, WOODSTOCK WILLIE WAS FOUND DEAD AFTER A 20 INCH SNOWSTORM.
NICOR GAS TURNED OFF WOODSTOCK WILLIE'S HEAT - HEARTLESS BASTARDS.
THIS YEAR, THE REINCARNATED WOODSTOCK WILLIE FORECASTS AN EARLY SPRING
The original Woodstock Willie (before his frozen carcass was found in a snow drift, last Feb 2) was a co-star with Bill Murray, in the 1992 movie Groundhog Day. Bill Murray, being Bill Murray, did not even attend the funeral of his co-star.
After the reincarnation, Bill [..]
Published on 2012-01-30 05:34:00
ON JANUARY 30, 1882, A GREAT FUTURE-TO-BE PRESIDENT WAS BORN. FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT CARED ABOUT THE DOWNTRODDEN, AND WORKED TIRELESSLY TO CHANGE THE IMMORAL ATTITUDES OF THE WEALTHY ROBBER BARONS. THE WEALTHY WALL STREET CROWD "SCREWED UP" BIG TIME, DURING THE REPUKEICAN PRESIDENTIAL YEARS OF HERBERT HOOVER, WHICH HELPED TO CREATE THE GREAT DEPRESSION.
IRONIC HOW HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF - ISN'T IT?
ON THIS 130th ANNIVERSARY OF FDR'S BIRTH, I GIVE YOU A GREAT DEFINITION OF A CONSERVATIVE [..]
Published on 2012-01-29 22:30:00
THE BLUES BROTHERS HELPED IN THE DEMOLITION OF THE DIXIE SQUARE MALL.
The mall was already abandoned when the film's producer had a need to demolish a shopping mall, which was done for the classic movie - THE BLUES BROTHERS. The original tenants were asked to come back, and the film's producer asked the former tenants to rebuild their store fronts. The producer wanted the chase scene to look as realistic as possible.
I recently heard on the radio that the demolition was going to start, on Wedn [..]
Published on 2012-01-26 07:49:00
I LIKE TO TRY DIFFERENT FOOD PRODUCTS, SO THAT I MIGHT COMMENT ON THEM.
THIS BLOG HAS WIDEN MY HORIZONS.
I HAVE NEVER TRIED "LIFE" CEREAL, AND I DECIDED THAT I WOULD GIVE IT A TRY.
THE CEREAL IS CELEBRATING ITS 50th ANNIVERSARY WITH A $50,000 PRIZE.
IT IS AN INSTANT PRIZE, WHICH I DID NOT WIN.
LIFE SUCKS (I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE CEREAL)
I LIKE THE LIFE CEREAL.
ACTUALLY, I'M SEMI-ADDICTED TO IT.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN [..]
Published on 2011-07-05 09:31:00
DAREDEVIL OF THE CENTURY
A SQUIRREL GOES HEAD TO HEAD WITH A LAMBORGHINI, AND COMES OUT THE WINNER IN MY BOOK.
The poor little squirrel has his tail high in the air just prior to his encounter with the BIG BAD LAMBORGHINI. Afterwards the squirrel i
Published on 2011-07-04 07:22:00
A TEA BAGGER'S VIEW OF BEING A "REAL AMERICAN"
SHOW YOUR SARAH PALIN STYLE OF PATRIOTIC FEELINGS
TO BE A "REAL" AMERICAN, CERTAIN THINGS ARE REQUIRED TO BE DONE ON MONDAY JULY 4.
1) FLY YOUR AMERICAN FLAG, WHICH WAS PROBABLY MADE AT A T
Published on 2011-07-03 06:20:00
DEAD FROM LUNG CANCER
FEB 13, 2005 - 72 years of age
(minimum amount of time without HERBERT TAREYTON - an additional 15 years)
NEW YORK TIMES OBITUARY
Published on 2011-07-02 09:14:00
I was driving through Iowa, and I saw a sign that promoted the hometown of "TOUGH GUY" John Wayne. The guy who always carried a phoney-baloney prop Winchester rifle in the movies, but couldn't find the courage to carry a M-1 rifle in a
Published on 2011-06-26 08:20:00
James Tiberius Kirk will be born in the year 2227. He will be conceived, born and raised in Riverside, Iowa. Captain Kirk confirmed his Iowa roots when he tells Dr. Gillian Taylor, in the movie Star Trek: The Voyage Home, the following infamous
Published on 2011-06-19 08:30:00
This Dad has to the best Dad in the World. The kid is blowing his Cub Scout bugle directly in his father's ear, which is at the exact same time that Dad is enjoying his breakfast. 99.9% of today's honorees would explode with anger - NOT THI
Published on 2011-06-11 15:08:00
I GET A KICK OUT OF THE SO-CALLED TOUGH GUY TYPES, WHO LIKE TO SHOOT A GUN AT A DEFENSELESS ANIMAL (usually, over 1/2 mile away.) THE DICK CHENEYies OF THE WORLD LIKE TO GO TO SHOOTING CLUBS, WHERE AN EMPLOYEE TELLS THE SHOOTER WHERE T
Published on 2011-06-03 10:28:00
ACCORDING TO THIS COKE AD, EMPTY COKE CALORIES ARE A GOOD WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT. THE TINY BOTTLE OF COKE SUPPOSEDLY HAS AS MANY CALORIES AS 1/2 OF A GRAPEFRUIT.
HEY, WE ALL KNOW THAT EATING GRAPEFRUIT IS A HEALTHFUL WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT. IF A BOTTLE OF
Published on 2011-06-02 08:30:00
Of Course, the major reason why nobody has asked to borrow my Grey Poupon mustard might be that I drive a beat up rust bucket, and my fellow rust bucket aficionados usually don't put Grey Poupon on their takeout McDonald's Double Quarter Po
Published on 2011-06-01 09:26:00
Ventriloquist dummys are known to be loyal consumers of breakfast cereal. Jerry Mahoney, the "son" of Paul Winchell, was a huge fan of Life cereal, but obviously something changed in the solid mahogany brain of the famous dummy. For a dummy to change
Published on 2011-05-31 09:05:00
The huge group of GOP Presidential Primary candidates, who have officially announced their candidacy, or are simply testing the Presidential waters, have an incredible need for the official GOP pig lipstick applicator / makeup artist. The h
Published on 2011-05-30 14:43:26
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!!!!!!!!
The father of the Constitution of the United States has a monument located in Washington DC. Thomas Jefferson, and the other founding fathers, created an incredible document, which guaranteed the freedom of speech and expr
Published on 2011-05-30 08:17:00
CANDY BARS WERE A LOT BIGGER DURING THE 1940's & 1950's.
A SIX FOOT TALL CANDY BAR FOR 10 CENTS.
REALLY, I'M SERIOUS.
WOULD I LIE TO YOU?
WELL, I GUESS I DID FIB A LITTLE.
Published on 2011-05-29 09:48:00
WHEN WILL THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT START RECYCLING?
HIS OLD 7-UP BOTTLES ARE CREATING A GIANT NUISANCE.
THE ENTIRE STREET IS BLOCKED - JOLLY IS SO INCONSIDERATE.
HAS IT EVER OCCURED TO ANYBODY, WHEN THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT TALKS ABOUT HIS "NIBLETS
Published on 2011-05-28 12:20:00
THIS AD IS PROMOTING A HOME SOUP MAKING KIT.
YOU ARE SO NAIVE.
READ BETWEEN THE LINES.
ALL OF THE TOOLS FOR A DO-IT-YOURSELF BABY MAKING OPERATION.
9 MONTHS LATER - SEPTUPLETS.
Published on 2011-05-27 09:09:00
This is a real mystery for me. This Pillsbury cake advertisement has an image of a magazine model who is obviously in a tremendous amount of discomfort. The mystery for me - IS IT A 1 FOOT STICK, OR IS IT A 2 FOOT STICK THAT IS STUCK U
Published on 2011-05-26 10:26:00
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you
Published on 2011-05-25 10:47:00
THE OLD FAT MAN IS GOOFING OFF AGAIN.
SOMEBODY SHOULD REPORT HIM TO MRS CLAUS.
SEVEN MONTHS BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND HE IS LOUNGING AROUND, WHILE SMOKING HIS SMELLY OLD PIPE.
INCREDIBLE - BUT TRUE.
BOY, I WANT HIS JOB.
WORK ONE DAY A YEAR - 364
Published on 2011-05-24 10:30:00
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER PRESENTS:
A TRILOGY OF SCREWBALL COMEDY TERMINATOR MOVIES
(THE TERMINATOR MORPHS INTO THE GOVERNOR)
THE SPERMINATOR / IMPREGNATOR
(THE GOVERNATOR MORPHS INTO THE SPERM
Published on 2011-05-23 09:56:00
Carnation was the parent company of Friskies dog food, prior to the purchase of the company by Nestle, in 1985. Carnation provided the American public with homespun American advertising (a.k.a. entertainment.) Carnation was an American company,
Published on 2011-05-22 09:45:00
IS IT ANY WONDER THAT TONY THE TIGER ALWAYS WINS ON HIS HOME COURT?
LOOK AT THE HEIGHT OF THE BASKET. TONY HAS AN INCREDIBLE ADVANTAGE. HIS VERTICAL LEAP ABILITY IS THE DIRECT RESULT OF THE CONSTANT HOURLY CONSUMPTION OF FROSTED FLAKE
Published on 2011-05-21 09:03:00
2011 CUTEST BILLBOARD AWARD
JUDGED BY: LITTLE OL'E ME
SWISS VALLEY DAIRY
DAIRY FEVER - CATCH IT
BILLBOARDS TEACH ME SOMETHING EVERY DAY.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT COWS COULD CATCH PRO BASEBALL
Published on 2011-05-20 20:07:43
Boy, I wish I had a Granny that loved mowing the lawn. This is the type of ad that I love. This is an ad that uses humor to express the quality, and the supposed lack of difficulty that it takes to use the power mower. An image of Gran
Published on 2011-05-19 08:02:00
The Post Office was promoting National Air Mail Week, towards the end of 1946. It was a way to promote the sale of more Air Mail stamps. The Post Office needed a clever gimmick to attract the media. They decided to rig a mailbox w
Published on 2011-05-18 09:47:00
THE ONION HAS DONE ANOTHER GREAT PARODY NEWS REPORT
THIS TIME THE ONION'S PARODY VIDEO IS TELLING THE AMERICAN PUBLIC THAT THE LEADING CANDIDATE AMONG ALL O
Published on 2011-05-17 09:55:00
I really hate peon book publishing employees, who are commonly found at celebrity book signings. I was recently at a book signing event for Betty White, and I'm willing to bet she didn't have any idea what those peons were saying about her. They
Published on 2011-05-16 09:34:00
In about six months, Southwest Airlines will be taking over all aspects of Air Tran Airlines, which means that their funny billboards will probably be coming down. Yeah, I know that SWA also creates humorous billboards. Unfortunately, they aren'
Published on 2011-05-15 10:34:00
LIFE IS UNFAIR!!!!I WANT TO KNOW HOW A COW CAN AFFORD A NICER HOUSE THAN A HUMAN BEING. ELSIE THE BORDEN COW CAN EVEN AFFORD TO BUY IMPORTED HOLLAND CHOCOLATE FOR HER CALF'S CHOCOLATE MILK.I WORK MY BUTT OFF, AND I CAN'T AFFORD THOSE LUXURIES. A FAMO
Published on 2011-05-14 08:34:00
The brilliant Phil Hartman wrote a great parody commercial for Colon Blow cereal. Guaranteed to clear your colon of any "unwanted" biological matter. The SNL skit was a parody TV commercial, but in real life there was a product that was almost as goo
Published on 2011-05-13 09:14:00
The Monkees TV show was silliness, to the hundredth power. When it came time to pay the bills (a.k.a. TV commercials) the silliness continued. The guys are seen below in a wonderful commercial for Kellogg's Rice Krispies. I hope you will enjoy this f
Published on 2011-05-12 08:55:00
There are supposedly (according to rumors) two genes that are inherited by the female ancestors of H.J. Heinz. The first gene creates a super-women, who have been born being an expert connoisseur of finely crea
Published on 2011-05-11 09:55:00
TWO BIG CBS TV STARS HAD A LINE OF CLOTHES.
TWO ADS FOR LUCILLE BALL & TWO ADS FOR DICK VAN DYKE.
SURPRISINGLY, BUT TRUE.
1) I LOVE LUCY PAJAMAS
2) I LOVE LUCY RAINCOAT
Published on 2011-05-10 08:17:00
I AM TRULY SORRY. MAY IS "PEANUT BUTTER & WELCH'S MONTH," AND TODAY IS MAY 10, 2011, WHICH MEANS THAT THE HOLIDAY MONTH IS 1/3 OVER. I FORGOT TO MENTION IT TO YOU EARLIER. I'M AFRAID YOU WILL HAVE TO EAT 33% MORE PEANUT BUTTER &
Published on 2011-05-09 10:40:00
Unlike most police departments (a.k.a. massive municipal money making operations,) Mayberry, N.C. has a honorable chief law enforcement official. From the start of THE GEORGE W. BUSH MEMORIAL GREAT RECESSION most towns have had a tight sque
Published on 2011-05-08 13:30:00
NASA doesn't want to admit to the American public the real reason why the Space Shuttle liftoff was delayed. It might be a little embarassing to the National Aeronautical and Space Administration.
Published on 2011-05-07 09:58:00
ADVERTISING TRIVIA:WHAT DOES AT&T, NORTHERN TOILET TISSUE, AND BETTY CROCKER CAKE MIX HAVE IN COMMON? THEY ALL LIKE TO USE CUTE KIDS IN THEIR COMPANY'S ADS.
Published on 2011-05-06 09:21:00
The Bush administration should get compliments for their diligent work in reducing the cost of United States beef inspections. The massive bill for human inspectors - wages, sick days, vacations, and pensions could not be continued. The job coul
Published on 2011-05-05 09:07:00
JERI RYAN HELPED TO GET BLAGOJEVICH ELECTED.
The Office of the Illinois Governor did not have an incumbent Governor in 2002. George Ryan was the previous Governor, and he "chose" to not run for reelection. The reason for his "choi
Published on 2011-05-04 10:53:00
Ipana toothpaste was very popular during the 1920's, and up until the late 1950's. The competition from Colgate and Proctor & Gamble started to grow, and by the late 1970's they discontinued the brand in the U.S.
In my humble opi
Published on 2011-05-03 08:17:00
GOP DRESS CODE:ALWAYS WEAR PANTS - BUT LET YOUR TRUNK BE FREE.
Published on 2011-05-02 08:10:00
RELEASE OF TRUMP'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS A
BIGGER THAN THE SECOND COMING - OF HIS EGO.
DONNIE COULD SOLVE EVERYBODY'S MONEY PROBLEMS.
THE GOLD BARS THAT COME OUT OF HIS BUTT COULD MAKE THIS COUNTRY INTO A FIRST RANKED ECONO
Published on 2011-05-01 08:33:00
Rusty Hammer was the extremely talented young actor who played the young son of Danny Thomas, on the 1950's sitcom Make Room For Daddy. He was able to trade quips with Danny Thomas very smoothly, his excellent acting skills and comedic
Published on 2011-04-30 12:44:00
FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH DISCOVERED
by: DENNIS THE MENACE
IT MUST BE TRUE, COMPARING THE TWO MAGAZINE ADS (1960 RICE KRISPIES - 1993 NESTLE CHOCOLATE) SHOWS A YOUNGER LOOKING DENNIS THE MENACE IN THE 1993 ADVERTISEMENT. THE SECRET MUST BE IN THOSE R
Published on 2011-04-29 08:35:00
Do you love the quaint feel of early 1960's TV commercials? It definitely makes me feel nostalgic. I have posted a fantastic Aunt Jemima commercial, which was made around 1964.
The commercial shows a Cub Scout troop enjoying a campout, just as they
Published on 2011-04-28 08:48:00
On Wednesday April 27, 2010, Donald Trump "supposedly" (according to some rumors) went to the Manhattan courthouse, and changed his name to Donald "A Hole" Trump. The name change supposedly came about because of Donald's insistence on making outrageo
Published on 2011-04-27 08:09:00
During World War 2, a lot of companies manufactured items that they never had any experience with prior to December 7, 1941. General Motors Buick division was responsible for making the M18 Hellcat, which was a 60 mph tank destroyer. It was
Published on 2011-04-26 09:12:00
I love any toy that is TV related. Transogram was the best toy company to satisfy my craving. Unfortunately, most of the games are now in terrible condition. I guess the children of the 50's & 60's loved Transogram toys as much as I currentl
Published on 2011-04-25 08:43:00
I was driving past the headquarters of Antique Archaeology, and I decided to make a quick stop. The company's building is prominently shown on every episode of the popular History Channel TV show - American Pickers. After being prominently
Published on 2011-04-24 07:19:00
Supposedly, according to this magazine ad: Kraft Foods has gone into the Easter bonnet business.I HOPE THEY DON'T GO INTO THE UNDERWEAR BUSINESS.A BROKEN BOTTLE OF OIL & VINEGAR SALAD DRESSING ON YOUR KEESTER COULD REALLY HURT. AN
Published on 2011-04-23 15:23:00
$14 A GALLON GASOLINE - PALATINE, ILLINOIS
I HOPE THEY JUST RAN OUT OF THEIR NUMBER "4's."
SINCE I DECIDED TO TALK ABOUT GAS PRICES.
MY OPINION ON:
PRESIDENT OBAMA'S "FORCEFUL" GAS PRICE ST
Published on 2011-04-22 09:46:00
The Easter Bunny has always been able to make his deliveries. He is more dependable than Santa Claus, even though Santa has dozens of helpers, and the Easter Bunny handles the entire operation by himself. The Easter Bunny is definitely an effici
Published on 2011-04-21 09:22:00
The Donald is experiencing an incredibly painful experience - RUMORS ARE CIRCULATING THAT THE "DONALD" IS GOING THROUGH THE PROCESS OF REVERSE EVOLUTION. People have said that his 6-foot frame is being shrunken into a two-foot tall simian-l
Published on 2011-04-20 09:02:00
It has been almost a quarter of a century since the handsome young guy, from the original soloflex commercial, first started flexing for America. The commercial was made in 1989, which would mean that he is probably now around 47 years of age.&n
Published on 2011-04-19 08:57:00
Arizona residents must be so proud of their Senator.
After getting caught making an outrageously incorrect statement, Senator Kyl's "handlers" came out with the excuse that Mr. Kyl's statement was: "NOT INTENDED
Published on 2011-04-18 10:16:00
During the 1800's, Western Union was the only transcontinental company. They were humongous. They were a MONOPOLY, with a capital "M." Just like most gigantic companies, they were slow to adapt to a changing world. They were offered the patent rights
Published on 2011-04-17 08:06:00
Being a game show host is probably the best job in the world. Approximately 10 episodes are taped over a two day period, and then during the following two weeks you can sit back and complain about the HIGH TAXES you are forced to pay, for all the har
Published on 2011-04-16 18:02:00
The star of Kukla, Fran & Ollie was the corporate spokes-dragon for a line of dog food that Swift & Company used to manufacture. Oliver J. Dragon was the cute and cuddly star of Kukla Fran & Ollie TV show, and was also a beloved friend to
Published on 2011-04-15 08:47:00
I think these two companies picked a perfect spokesman for their products. I can see Redd using both of the products. Granted, he would probably be a BIGGER user of Colt 45 than Ball Park hot dogs. He still has to eat occasionally. He had to keep his
Published on 2011-04-14 08:28:00
Next season Charlie Sheen will be on CBS in a new sitcom, which has been specifically written for him. THE SHOW IS CALLED .......
TWO AND A HALF DAYS UNTIL HE MAKES AN @%*!! OF HIMSELF AGAIN
Published on 2011-04-13 09:22:00
The iconic appliance manufacturer had a 14.2 BILLION dollar profit in 2010, and they had a ZERO tax liability. The reason is that, up until now, they had never built a stove / range that was big enough to roast a ............
BIG ENOUGH FOR WHAT, Y
Published on 2011-04-12 08:22:00
In 1976, Master Charge (Master Card) was tiny compared to it's glory days, just prior to THE GEORGE W. BUSH MEMORIAL GREAT RECESSION. The company was charging a non-usurious rate of interest, compared to the ridiculous amounts of interest that t
Published on 2011-04-11 08:54:00
For all the future-to-be mass murderers out there, this toy is a must have item. The comic book ad, that I posted below, is advertising a tripod machine gun. It is designed to look similar to a real life "killing machine," something that little Johnn
Published on 2011-04-10 07:11:00
A SNOOPY KITE - HA, HA, HA!
Published on 2011-04-09 13:23:00
How the world changes? General Mills created a comic book ad for Wheaties, which had an innocuous promotion of foreign license plates, which were packed inside each box. The company felt comfortable about placing a huge photo of a license plate,
Published on 2011-04-09 09:39:00
YABBA DABBA DO
FRED FLINTSTONE INVENTED SEATBELTS
WELL, AT LEAST HE CLAIMED HE WAS THE 1st ONE TO COME UP WITH THE IDEA.
THE TRUTH IS LOCKED IN THE VIDEO, SEE FOR YOURSELF.
Published on 2011-04-07 10:45:00
No, this is not a documentary on a TV character's life. I'm just being silly. This is a TV commercial, which is showcasing a young pre-M*A*S*H TV actor. Mike Farrell (B. J. Hunnicutt) is doing a TV commercial for Kool cancer sticks.
The ad was
Published on 2011-04-06 10:46:00
We probably have all seen a magazine ad with Lucille Ball hawking Phillip Morris cigarettes.________________________________________________________MY QUESTION TO YOU:WHAT BRAND OF BAR SOAP DID LUCY SCRUB THE CIGARETTE SOAP OFF HER VERY PRETTY BODY?M
Published on 2011-04-05 10:40:00
A DAY IN THE HISTORY OF GEORGE W. BUSH.
On July 6, 1959, George W. Bush made his parents proud for the first time in his life. On the morning of his 13th birthday, a bare-footed George W. Bush walked into his family's kitche
Published on 2011-04-04 08:09:00
Anheuser-Busch created a niche product, which went by the name of Doc's "Hard" Lemon Malt drink. The company purposedly implied that that the product was from a small Mom & Pop operation. The advertising never mentioned the beer giant's corporate
Published on 2011-04-03 09:27:00
What great hosts Senator John Kerry & Teresa "Heinz" Kerry are. When overnight guests visit, the first thing they are handed is a laminated Heinz menu. Before taking their coats off, they are forced to check off which Heinz product that they want
Published on 2011-04-02 13:15:00
Even in sitcom-land the Jews and the Arabs have arguments. Fortunately, in sitcom-land the arguments don't involve tanks and missles. The argument, between the two comedy legends, was about who would be performing entertainment fo
Published on 2011-04-01 10:34:00
In the magazine ad that I posted below, Bill Gates & Warren Buffett are enjoying themselves in roomy comfort, while flying the "friendly skies." They experience the same joys of flying that I experience everytime that I cram my "tubby"
Published on 2011-03-31 08:08:00
In honor of the last day of winter (yeah, I know winter "officially" ended March 20), I decided to try something that I always thought would taste terrible. I was right, it did taste terrible. Cream of Wheat cereal never looked very tasty. For the sa
Published on 2011-03-30 11:06:00
Desi & Lucy are promoting Sanka coffee, during an I Love Lucy commercial break. The commercial was a barebones (aka cheap) TV ad. The two TV stars were standing behind a small table, which had a jar of Sanka sitting on it. The selling power of De
Published on 2011-03-29 09:11:00
Posted below are two commercials, from the early 1960's. Post Sugar Crisp cereal was promoted by Sugar Bear. The cereal was supposedly capable of providing SUPER-STRENGTH to anyone that consumes it. Sugar Bear is constantly on the prowl for more
Published on 2011-03-28 09:26:00
When I saw this article about a new "sport," I couldn't believe it. I thought it was a joke. Apparently it is for real. It started in Japan, and then it went to the LAND OF SARAH. The goal of the "sport" is to make a perfect snowball, which is h
Published on 2011-03-27 10:53:00
A PICTURE IS EQUAL TO 1,000 WORDS.
Published on 2011-03-26 13:30:00
Poor Maxwell, he seems to always be under a cloud of bad luck. Things happen to the poor guy, but he doesn't seem to notice - UNTIL TODAY. At exactly 6:12:00 AM EST, on K Street, Washington DC, Maxwell was walking his dog, a poorly trained agent, kno
Published on 2011-03-25 10:40:00
BASEBALL OPENING DAY FRIDAY, APRIL 1, 2011.
In honor of Major League baseball having their Opening Day, I am posting an exclusive set of photographs from the Field of Dreams movie set - WITH ONE INCH OF SNOW ON IT.
SHOVEL IT, AND THEY WILL COME.
Published on 2011-03-24 11:44:00
I was curious to find a TV commercial for the first new car that I ever owned. I bought a 1989 Beretta, and the little bugger was fantastic. When the car was new it was incredibly quick, and as it got older it started to act just like
Published on 2011-03-23 08:57:00
In one of the ads that I posted below, Bob Hope is the spokesman for Van Heusen shirts. Oh sure, the shirts are pristine as soon as Bob takes them out of the package. TWO HOURS LATER - IT IS A DIFFERENT STORY.
The actor / baseball club owner /
Published on 2011-03-22 10:00:00
The Alan Brady Show was a classic variety show, which was written by Rob Petrie, Sally Rogers and Buddy Sorrell. Mel Cooley was the producer of the program, and was the brother-in-law of the star. Alan Brady married Mel's sister, and was fo
Published on 2011-03-21 10:45:00
Florida is so lucky to have a diligent public servent like Rick Scott. The "EVIL" federal government wants to GIVE money to the state to build a high speed rail system. Governor Rick knows that is a form of socialism - sharing money from ot
Published on 2011-03-20 14:37:00
I see that a do-gooder Illinois State General Assemblyman has proposed a bill that would make it illegal to photograph an accident scene. I'm sure it is to "protect" the "safety" of the photographer, because taking a snapshot / video of the acci
Published on 2011-03-18 08:52:00
Once again, I am forcing you to read regurgitated Twitter comments
THE BEST OF MY TWITTER COMMENTS:
TV QUOTE: "Married With Children" (PART 1) (PEG BUNDY) And if you had what other men have, I wouldn't need BATTERIES ANYMORE
TV QUOTE: "Marrie
Published on 2011-03-17 10:20:00
Back in the 1950's General Electric made some interesting products. The product name "TOASTER OVEN" is still used today, but it really isn't a toaster. It is a small oven that can brown the bread. The GE product from the past is different, it is a co
Published on 2011-03-16 09:59:00
The Eternal question:
Who was the better spokes-animal for Lark automobiles?
MR. ED "THE TALKIN
Published on 2011-03-15 09:54:00
Bullwinkle J. Moose is definitely not a GIRLY MAN. The massive musculature of the body-building cartoon moose is legendary. People have been wanting to know how he created his impressive physique for decades. He has always refused to answer that
Published on 2011-03-14 19:06:00
Do you have a problem when people ask you which newspapers & magazines that you read?
MAINLY BECAUSE, YOU DON'T READ ANY MAGAZINES / NEWSPAPERS?
Do you have a problem with the difference between a continent and a country?
AFRICA IS A CO
Published on 2011-03-14 08:50:00
Seeing that I am older than dirt, I remember the 1950's sitcom, that starred America's favorite family. The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet was a very popular program, which was created by the star of the show. Ozzie Nelson was an early TV mogul
Published on 2011-03-12 19:06:00
Richard Crenna was a multi talented and capable actor / director. I was definitely a big fan of everything that Mr. Crenna did, starting from the 1950's era, with early television work on Our Miss Brooks, and going up to the 1980's, with th
Published on 2011-03-11 09:45:00
Comedy is a young man's job - UNLESS, YOU ARE A COUPLE OF OLD FOGEY COMEDY LEGENDS. Anne Meara, and Jerry Stiller have been a famous standup comedy sensation for over 50 years. The husband / wife team were a recurring staple
Published on 2011-03-10 08:48:00
The last time that I ate CHEF BOY AR DEE canned pasta was over 40 years ago. For a kid, with a limited sense of what is truly a great meal, it was OK. The meal was quick, and was in reality semi-tasty, seen from an adult viewpoint. The dining experie
Published on 2011-03-09 08:16:00
Danny Thomas was a big spokesman for Post cereal. The company looked for a "family guy" type of spokesman and found a perfect specimen - A REAL LIFE NIGHTCLUB COMIC, PORTRAYING A NIGHTCLUB SINGER, ON A TV SITCOM.
Thomas had a funny sitcom, during t
Published on 2011-03-08 07:01:00
THE CHERISHED SYMBOL OF THE DEMOCRATS IS THE DONKEY
SYMBOL FOR THE REPUBLICANS IS THE ELEPHANT TOILET PAPER
UP UNTIL NOW, THE INDEPENDENTS HAVE NOT HAD A SYMBOL.
LADIES & GENTLEMEN:
MY GIFT TO THE IN
Published on 2011-03-07 08:05:00
Lucy & Desi were celebrity spokespeople for the 1957 Ford Skyliner, which came with a hardtop retractable roof. In my humble opinion, a person buying this car was just asking for mechanical problems. More than likely, it wouldn't&n
Published on 2011-03-05 08:20:00
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN:
A SNEAK PEEK AT THE LARGEST LIBRARY IN WASILLA, ALASKA
SARAH PALIN'S PERSONAL LIBRARY
Published on 2011-03-04 09:52:00
Mark Fiore has created a wonderful video, which uses humor to point out the ludicrous idea that corporations can be trusted to self-police themselves. Under "W," and the two previous moronic Republican administrations, government regulation
Published on 2011-03-03 07:05:00
I wonder what the odds are that Matilda Van Horn (WHITE RICH FELINE) is a Republican? Probably in the 99.9999% to the 100% range. Matilda is a snobby rich cat who happens to love Puss N Boots cat food. The Tuna & Chicken flavors are her
Published on 2011-03-02 07:35:00
Ethel Mertz was financially destitute after Fred Mertz passed away. Supposedly, Fred had not been paying income tax on the Ricardo's rent payments, or for that matter, any of his other tenants at 625 East 68th Street. Fred was also, according to
Published on 2011-03-01 08:42:00
No, I am not really the President of the non-existent ASPCAF (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to American Flies.) To the "morons" out there (Sarah, I'm talking to you) this is an example of satire. It is also an example of "bait and sw
Published on 2011-02-28 07:13:00
During the days of cross country train trips, Chicago was where celebrities would stop on the first leg of their journey, going from one coast to the other. The famous and the infamous needed a place a little bit nicer than the Billy Goat Tavern (est
Published on 2011-02-27 08:00:00
When was the last time that Larry Tate had an original idea?
Larry Tate & Darrin Stephens are eating Aunt Jemima pancakes at the Stephens' house (what a mooch that Larry Tate is - always eating food and / or drinking the Stephens' booze, never
Published on 2011-02-26 08:35:00
The oil industry is giving their latest "excuse" for high gas price increases.
UNREST IN LIBYA - "MIGHT" CAUSE INTERRUPTIONS IN THE FLOW OF OIL / GASOLINE
"EXCUSE" PRIOR TO CURRENT "EXCUSE"
UNREST IN EGYPT - "MIGHT" CAUSE INTERRUPT
Published on 2011-02-25 08:12:00
I only knew Henry Morgan from his appearances on I've Got A Secret, and other panel game shows. Prior to his reincarnation as a game show personality, he was a big star on radio and TV. The Henry Morgan Show was a big hit because Morgan would make fu
Published on 2011-02-24 08:34:00
MUSCLE BOY - Rush Limbaugh is calling Michelle Obama a hypocrite because she wants people to eat healthy, along with moderate amounts of "good" tasting food. In typical Rush fashion, the Sports Illustrated coverboy tells a NON-TRUTH that Michelle wan
Published on 2011-02-23 08:43:00
This cartoonist has done an excellent job of depicting a typical owner of an automatic gun, who feels the need to purchase an extended 30 round clip to go with it. The overweight (Big Mac devourer & latte swiller) owner of thi
Published on 2011-02-22 09:58:00
Who ever said that "PIGS" liked to roll around in the mud? This infamous "PIG" (said with tongue in cheek) is washing off the stinky and/or slimey mud from his tough-as-nails carcass, in this early 1960's TV commercial for Soaky bathtub toys.
Published on 2011-02-20 08:05:00
I will get right to the point - I HATE COCOA PUFFS.
I CONSIDER THE CEREAL TO BE YUCKY, TO THE MILLIONTH POWER YUCKY. JUST THE SAME, THEY DID HAVE NEAT COMMERCIALS AND COMIC BOOK ADS.
ENJOY THIS EARLY SIXTIES TV COMMERCIAL.
Published on 2011-02-19 10:48:00
In typical Republican fashion, this GOP "spy" was at the 1961 Governor's Day lunch. The GOP "spy" stole the food from the plates of Governor Robert Meyner and his lovely wife. No word if the Governor's security force attempted to tackle the thief. Of
Published on 2011-02-18 09:01:00
SOME OF MY BEST TWITTER THOUGHTS
TV QUOTE "Malcolm In The Middle" (LOIS) "Fate is what you call it when you don't know the name of the person SCREWING YOU OVER."
SARCASTIC FANTASY: Don't know why McCain wasn't elected. ECONOMIC PLAN BRILLIANT "Eve
Published on 2011-02-17 07:06:00
There are Tonka trucks from the 50's that are still entertaining kids today. Those all metal toy trucks were truly indestructible. By the late 70's, all of the toy companies were making toys out of plastic. The metal toy truck was dead. High quality
Published on 2011-02-16 08:18:00
I really get a kick out of the "UNINFORMED" people who can't understand that a social program is not equal to the Nazi Germany style of Socialism. During 1956, Arch-Republican, President Eisenhower proposed and pushed for the Interstate Highway Syste
Published on 2011-02-15 09:34:00
The satire news reporting agency, "THE ONION" is reporting on a terrible tragedy. A 4 year old boy went on a four bowl binge of Boo Berry cereal. Dillon Jeter arose before his mother, on Saturday morning, and poured himself four bowls of the inf
Published on 2011-02-14 16:26:00
According to the satire website NEWS MUTINY , Ronald Reagan is being honored with something named after him -
HONORED FOR THE 1,076,888,475th time.
WHAT A SHOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REAGAN HAVING SOMETHING NAMED AFTER HIM.
Published on 2011-02-13 08:33:00
Back in the late 60's, some "brilliant" toy designer came up with a milking toy cow idea. The kids would pump the tail of the cow and it's head would drink real water. A short time later, the cow needed to be milked, and a milky substance would come
Published on 2011-02-12 09:26:00
Davy Jones had a fan club during his pre-teeny bopper super stardom era. When the Monkees were on TV, Davy was equal to the Beatles in the minds of pre-teen girls. A few years later, the phrase "DAVY, WHO?" would be thought by the
Published on 2011-02-11 11:12:00
When Marx came out with the Big Wheel, I wish I was a little bit younger. I was too old to ride a kiddie toy. Just the same, for a kiddie toy it was HOT. Even Cap'n Crunch rode a Big Wheel trike. Hey, if the Cap'n thinks it is cool to ride
Published on 2011-02-10 08:56:00
What a great video Mark Fiore has created. This ninety second video showcases the MORONIC Supreme Court ruling that gives corporations the same Freedom of Speech rights that humans are guaranteed in the Constitution. I really thou
Published on 2011-02-09 08:20:00
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is one of the highest grossing films in history after it has been adjusted for inflation. The film grossed $66,596,803 in it's intial 1937 / 1938 run. Three additional releases (1983, 1987 & 1993) p
Published on 2011-02-08 08:38:00
The classic TV show, Father Knows Best had Scott paper towels as a major sponsor of their show. Just like so many other shows, during the late 50's, and early 1960's, the cast performed in the commercial, while they were in their TV character roles.
Published on 2011-02-07 11:44:00
According to this comic book ad, John Wayne is a big fan of Popsicles. He is endorsing the delicious frozen treat, along with a tie in promotion for his movie Alamo.
It has to be true, John Wayne wouldn't lie to us, would he?
Rumor has it, Jo
Published on 2011-02-06 13:27:00
During the 1940's, Li'l Abner was a spokesman for Cream of Wheat cereal. Each of the ads seems to suggest a few things. Li'l Abner seems to have a blind eye for the BUXOM Daisy Mae, and allows his MAMMY to give him a bath in a rain barrel - VERY
Published on 2011-02-06 10:10:00
I like trying famous pop culture food products, so that I can write about it on this blog. I might be trying it for the first time in my life, or I might rediscover a "forgotten" item. For this blog, I've tried Tang for the f
Published on 2011-02-05 09:17:00
How difficult would it be for comic book publishers to put a 1 page PSA in their comic books? It wouldn't be hard at all. These companies make hundreds of millions of dollars off of their customers. I think they owe it to the loyal readers to help wi
Published on 2011-02-04 07:20:00
This commercial is from the mid 1960's. Pro golfer Billy Casper, who is known for eating food derived from exotic animals, such as, buffalo steaks, is a celebrity spokesman for Quaker Oats Life cereal. The ex-Chicago company (iconic Chicago comp
Published on 2011-02-03 08:44:00
This is the second Putnam Pig rap video that I have posted on my blog. What is truly amazing, I HATE RAP MUSIC, but I love a cute little pink fuzzy pig puppet singing rap music on the subject of cereal boxes , and on this video the subject would be&n
Published on 2011-02-02 06:28:00
Last year, I wrote a blog story about the movie locations for Groundhog Day . I posted links to a page with photographs of the infamous location where Bill Murray stepped into the puddle, and the location where Murray's character jumped to
Published on 2011-02-01 09:15:00
For your entertainment, I have posted this fantastic mid 1960's TV commercial. This ad has a married couple talking about the nutritional benefits of Ken L Ration burger (a product of Quaker Oats.) The wife says that Ken L Ration is more nourishing t
Published on 2011-01-31 08:32:00
When I was a kid, I loved playing Monopoly. The chance of hitting it big financially was incredibly tempting.
When I was in high school, we actually played a long running (multi day) game of Monopoly while in class. We started out playing by th
Published on 2011-01-30 11:17:00
A midwestern Credit Union attempts to attract new customers by pointing out that they are the polar opposite of the anti-frugal Wall Street banks. You know, the banks that almost brought the U.S. to a financial meltdown because of their "wild &a
Published on 2011-01-29 07:58:00
I saw this 1960's era advertisement for Firestone studded tires. Since I live in Illinois, and it has been illegal to drive with studded tires in this state, for approximately 35 years, I had assumed that all states had passed laws prohibit
Published on 2011-01-28 10:29:00
Herman and Lily Munster must of had a terrible time finding an insurance company to insure against Grandpa's magical spells, not to mention, Spot's incessant desire to spit out a column of flames. If you are fictional TV family, and you need an insur
Published on 2011-01-27 08:55:00
With Republicans & Democrats cozying up to each other at the State Of The Union speech you would think that was the "Third Sign Of the Apocalypse," but you would be wrong. According to Kellogg's cops & robbers have a common bond. The bon
Published on 2011-01-26 09:14:00
During the 70's, the Partridge Family did several commercials for Kellogg's, while they were in character as the Partridge Family. Posted below are two of those commercials.
On Thursday, May 29, 2003, David Cassidy switched his allegiance to Gen
Published on 2011-01-25 09:41:00
In 1966, Minute Maid came out with an extension to their HI-C brand of drinks. It was a can of soft frozen HI-C. You could take one spoonful and make one glass of the delicious and extremely high calorie sugar-laden fruit flavored drink. After p
Published on 2011-01-24 00:18:00
You can't blame Wile E. Coyote, he was starving to death. He had been plotting to catch the Roadrunner for over 50 years. Fifty years without a meal would drive any cartoon coyote CRAZY.
Wile used his ACME BIRD MACHINE to catch a multi-year fe
Published on 2011-01-23 21:55:00
I would say the odds are pretty good that this kid wanted to keep his career a SECRET. Wearing a Robin Hood feather cap & Robin Hood boots are bad enough, but wearing those items, in addition to strolling along in a pair of jockey shorts wou
Published on 2011-01-22 08:41:00
This magazine ad is showcasing Kellogg's iconic tiger. The two-page ad has a photograph of a college dorm room with (supposedly) 24 images of Tony the Tiger. I have looked at the photo dozens and dozens of times. I have zoomed in and moved the image
Published on 2011-01-21 10:39:00
The Onion which is the most incedibly funny satire "news" reporting organization on this planet, has come up with another scoop "news" story. The ex-star of the classic TV show Friends has had an difficult time with keeping a boyfriend / husband. The
Published on 2011-01-20 08:12:00
The magazine ad, that is posted below, shows a grocer stacking Green Giant corn on the grocery shelf. Wherever this grocery store is located, it must be in the Bible Belt. Why do I say that? The grocery store has 3 shelves of Green Giant corn, with o
Published on 2011-01-19 09:50:00
Herman Munster is the biggest and sweetest kid living inside a MONSTER'S body. Fred Gwynne was incredible. Putting that makeup on instantly stole Fred's inhibitions. Other people played the role of Herman Munster (John Schuck - Sergeant Enrite on McM
Published on 2011-01-18 08:03:00
The political cartoon, that is posted below, seems to sarcastically imply that the left-leaning political pundits are blaming Palin for everything, or more specifically, the Tucson shooting. This cartoonist seems to forget that someone inciting
Published on 2011-01-17 06:06:00
With all of the hidden bigotry & hatred that the RIGHT WING-NUT radio/TV personalities are spitting out, I really have to agree with this political cartoonist.
There is a lot more work to finish.
Dear, Dr. King
We need divine help from you.
Published on 2011-01-16 08:46:00
While looking for a Mark Fiore political video cartoon I found this video. It is done in the same style as the great Mark Fiore. Very funny and well written.
President Obama is holding a job fair for America's unemployed. You can get a career
Published on 2011-01-15 10:20:00
I have never heard of York Peanut Butter. I saw this magazine ad with an image of Tony Randall poking his finger at a peanut, which is sitting on the top of an open jar of York peanut butter. My curiousity got to me. Unfortunately, there was very lit
Published on 2011-01-12 18:04:00
During the late 1950's & early 1960's, the sugar industry was being "attacked" by artificial sweeteners. They decided to fight back, while telling the public about the great health benefits of sugar.
According to the second ad, which is for Domi
Published on 2011-01-11 09:25:00
Ken L Ration used to have an advertising tag line that went like this - "My Dog's Bigger Than Your Dog - My Dog's Smarter Than Your Dog - My Dog's Better Than Your Dog." They should have said "My Dog's Stronger Than Your Dog" and used this
Published on 2011-01-10 08:23:00
This classic comic book ad was brought to us by the U.S. Rubber Company, the parent company of Keds sneakers. Superstar (in that era) George Mikan is the spokesman for this classic line of shoes.
During the sixties, every boy wore Keds to
Published on 2011-01-08 10:01:00
Hey, what is more important - a defenseless 6 pack of Schlitz, or your wife?
Depending on your gender, I can pretty much guess your answer.
Of course, there is a second way of looking at this ad - THINK ABOUT IT.
Published on 2011-01-07 06:45:00
TWO-FISTED DRINKERS HAVE A ROUGH TIME COPING.
WAYS TO SURVIVE, PRIOR TO YOUR DAILY DRINK OF THE HARD STUFF.
It just isn't "proper" to drink before noon. what is a two-fisted drinker going to do? Assuming you need to go to work prior to 12:01pm, you
Published on 2011-01-06 07:17:00
A person's personality and appearance are a combination of genetic traits and environment. After an exhaustive search, I believe that I have discovered the reason why U.S. House Speaker Boehner has orange skin. He claims he doesn't use a bronzin
Published on 2011-01-05 08:42:00
Of all of the incredible male actors that have portrayed females on stage (hopefully, nowhere else) this video clip of Jack Benny portraying Gracie Allen is my second favorite. Actually, it is tied for second.
1) Dustin Hoffman as Tootsie, in the mo
Published on 2011-01-04 19:36:00
What is it with Motorola? They invent products and when the competition jumps into the water, they get out of the pool.
The name Motorola is the combination of the phrase "Motor Car" and the word "Victrola." They created the market for radios
Published on 2011-01-03 06:05:00
Arnold made big headlines when he announced that he was running for Governor of California. He announced his plans on the Tonight Show. The GOP talking heads claimed that Arnold would be the salvation for California, and Gray Davis was the "evil prob
Published on 2011-01-02 10:55:00
Feldco Windows had a promotion during the month of October, 2010. They were offering a "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE" sale. Most of their billboards mentioned that phrase. One of their billboards seems to have been a big mistake. See if you can see the probl
Published on 2011-01-01 00:03:00
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!HAPPY NEW YE
Published on 2010-12-31 10:23:00
The official government statistics do not take into account the incredibly high cost of living - inside of America's prisons. The satire video producer, "The Onion" has produced an expose on the high cost of cigarettes. The packs of smokes have surpa