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Greyhound
Published on 2011-12-08 09:36:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: By now you have probably heard about Alec Baldwin's latest freak out. That guy sure loves his Words With Friends.While I don't agree with his behavior I agree with his sentiments that the flying experience is becoming more and more like traveling on a Greyhound Bus. Greyhound found this repugnant and responded to Alec Baldwin's comments.I felt Greyhound's comments to be a little disingenuous when they said “I don’t know if he’s ever been on one of our buses (it d [..] > read more
And The Winner of Scott's Tip Of The Day Schmuck Of The Year Award Goes To......
Published on 2011-11-04 06:53:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: It's time for the first annual Scott's Tip Of The Day Schmuck Of The Year Award (STODSOTYA). STODSOTYA! It sounds Russian, right? Well kind of appropriate because our STODSOTYA winner sealed her award up when she traveled to Chechnya. Who Could it be?Why none other than Hilary Swank!Yeah, she only spells her name with one L. She didn't graduate highschool. Spelling wasn't her best subject. Apparently, social studies wasn't either. Hilary Swank recently accepted $ [..] > read more
Steve Jobs
Published on 2011-10-06 07:11:00
There aren't too many people who have changed the world like Steve Jobs. Personal computers, Ipods, Ipads, Itunes, apps, graphical user interfaces, mice. You can thank Steve Jobs for all of that. Well, you can thank Xerox for the mouse, but Steve Jobs stole it. That was pretty bad-ass so he still gets a kudos.Although I've poked fun at him in the past, the truth is I had an enormous amount of respect for him and I'm really sad to see him go. How often does a person touch millions of peoples [..] > read more
Scott's Tip Of The Day Declares War on The American Family Association
Published on 2011-09-21 06:52:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: There are three things I hate more than anything: Cauliflower, people who drive slow in the passing lane and the American Family Association.Cauliflower makes me gag. People who drive slow in the passing lane add time to my commute. The American Family Association? That requires a little elaboration....Lets take the most recent example. Ben & Jerry's recently released a new flavor called "Schweddy Balls." Funny, right? Even if you don't think it's funny, who cares [..] > read more
Coco Puffs
Published on 2011-09-06 08:52:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Consumption of Coco Puffs can lead to unusual behavior. > read more
WFAN/Joe & Evan In The Morning
Published on 2011-08-26 10:58:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: I switched to sattelite radio this week. I just couldn't handle another day commuting and listening to terrestrial radio. What really pushed me over the edge is NYC's one and only 660AM WFAN. What was my problem, exactly? You can read it below, in my letter to the station: Dear Eric, How are you? I saw you were the person who sorts through the complaints and comments at WFAN so I thought I would shoot you an email. I bet you get a lot of crazy emails. People fro [..] > read more
Abercrombie
Published on 2011-08-17 09:35:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Well it turns out that Abercrombie & Fitch are paying Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino to not wear their clothes. You can read about it here. Abercrombie does not want Mike ruining their image. I thought this might be a good opportunity for me to capitalize on this information. Today I wrote a letter to Abercrombie: Dear A&F, I recently read in the Chicago Tribune (http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/breaking/chi-abercrombie-to-pay-jersey-shore-cast-to-stop-weari [..] > read more
Chalupas? Tacos? Babies?
Published on 2011-07-18 20:09:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: A Vancouver, Washington lady has been arrested for trying to sell her baby at Taco Bell. What was she thinking? Why would anybody buy a baby for $500 when they can get a taco for a dollar and change? If you're going to sell your kid, at least throw some incentives in there. A 30 day return policy. College tuition. Free diapers. Otherwise people are just going to make their own babies. Stay tuned for a follow up post with step by step instructions on how to make your [..] > read more
Lightning
Published on 2011-06-29 09:40:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Everything I've read has lead me to believe that getting struck by lightning gives you super powers. Well, I guess I was wrong. Apparently it can impair your performance in international sporting events. > read more
80's Dating
Published on 2011-06-20 14:46:00
Sometimes even the coolest dudes need help finding their soul mate. See video (above). > read more
How much is an IPad Worth to you?
Published on 2011-06-03 07:22:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: How much is an IPad worth to you? Is it worth a kidney? It was for a teenager in China. This frittata only got $3,000 bucks for his kidney. Didn't he know he could get over $100,000 dollars for it!!??Moron!If you're going > read more
Secure Jobs
Published on 2011-05-27 07:15:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: In today's economy, a lot of people are constantly worried about losing their job. One little mistake and your head's on the chopping block. Well, not if you're a postal worker. You can poop in people's yards and still kee > read more
Anything Can Happen in NYC
Published on 2011-05-20 07:47:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Anything can happen in NYC. So watch out. > read more
Kids, Hardcore Porn and the NYC Public Library
Published on 2011-05-09 07:24:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: This tip goes out to all the children. Do you like movies about gladiators? Ever seen a grown man naked? Ever been to a Turkish prison? If the answer to any of these questions is no then you need to take a field trip to th > read more
Fact Check
Published on 2011-05-03 09:19:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Two tips today. 1)Always fact check2)If you are foolish enough to follow Penn Jilette on twitter, you deserve whatever evils befall you. > read more
Huffing Paint
Published on 2011-04-28 13:50:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Don't huff paint in a huff. > read more
Orlando Unemployment Agency
Published on 2011-04-20 10:53:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: A Florida Unemployment agency in Orlando spent public money to give capes to 6,000 jobless Florida residents as part of its Cape-A-Bility Challenge public relations campaign.Workforce Central Florida Director Gary J. Earl de > read more
Time Travel TV Shows and Films Banned In China
Published on 2011-04-13 09:20:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Television programs and films that involve time travel are now banned in China. The rationale behind this move is it "disrespects history." Despite the fact these films and television programs have been banned, time travel > read more
Prostitute Serial Killer
Published on 2011-04-13 08:34:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: It's getting pretty scary for prostitutes in Long Island. A serial killer has been murdering them and leaving their remains on the beach. It's causing quite a panic and according to an article by NBC New York, New York's Se > read more
Connecticut
Published on 2011-04-05 06:26:00
Scott's Tip Of My Day: Congratulations to the 2011 UCONN Men's Basketball Team for winning the National Championship. As someone born and raised in Connecticut, it's not too often I have any state pride. I mean, come on. It's Connecticut. Yeah, > read more
Lifestyle Skyn Condoms
Published on 2011-03-29 13:15:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Watch out for Lifestyles Skyn Condoms. Have you seen the box? It says "Individually tested for maximum protection."Hey, Lifestyles. Please stop having your employees at the factory individually test out my condoms before I > read more
Double Check Your Work
Published on 2011-03-25 07:51:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Always double check your work. Otherwise you could end up with a serious typo. > read more
Public Bathroom Etiquette
Published on 2011-03-22 08:17:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: No one enjoys using a public bathroom. But it's basically impossible to go through life without using one now and then. Depending on the situation, the public bathroom experience can be anywhere from relatively painless to > read more
Sometimes You Just Can't Win
Published on 2011-03-21 07:46:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Sometimes you just can't win. You'll be playing a sweet George Michael sax riff (see video above) and mall security still doesn't appreciate it. Don't sweat it. Some people are just fools. Keep doing what you're doing. K > read more
Bud Select
Published on 2011-03-10 20:39:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Pop quiz, Hotshot. What looks like urine but tastes just as bad? Did you guess urine? You did? Why would you guess urine? I just said it looks like urine, I didn't say it was urine. Geez, you need to pay better attention.L > read more
Ponytails
Published on 2011-03-08 08:06:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Ponytails are never cool. Yeah, that means you, Tom Brady.Try being less like this guy:And more like this guy: > read more
Teen Wolf
Published on 2011-02-28 10:08:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Different cultures embrace different values and have different tastes. But there is one constant in every country. Teen Wolf is cool and teen wolves will always be popular in high school. > read more
Charlie Sheen
Published on 2011-02-15 18:56:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Today, my life changed when I heard the best advice of my life. And who gave it? Charlie Sheen. What did he say? "Stay off the crack, and I still think that's pretty good advice, unless you can manage it socially. If you > read more
Miley Cyrus
Published on 2011-02-15 06:45:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: What's worse than being voted the worst teen celebrity role model? Give up? Causing your parents to get divorced!Who'd do such a thing? Why it's Miley Cyrus, y'all! Poor Miley. She doesn't know what she's doing. You're a > read more
Park Porn
Published on 2011-02-11 07:19:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Restoring a public park can benefit the surrounding community in a variety of ways. Not only does it look aesthetically pleasing, but it can increase property values as well. Sometimes there are even unintended benefits. F > read more
Human V2.0
Published on 2011-02-10 07:12:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Do you ever wish you had eyes in the back of your head? How about a camera? An NYU professor installed a camera in the back of his head for a "performance project." It was causing too much pain though and had to be removed > read more
Breast Feeding In Public
Published on 2011-02-09 13:14:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: According to a recent article in the Washington Post, "Dozens of breast-feeding women plan to descend on the Hirshhorn Museum on Saturday for a 'nurse-in' to highlight their federally protected right to nourish their babies i > read more
And The Next Dalai Lama Will Be....
Published on 2011-02-09 07:22:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: As you are probably well aware, Tibet is a taboo subject in China. In fact, Groupon's Superbowl Ad, which poked fun at Tibetan cuisine, appears to have hurt its chances of bringing its service to the Chinese market. You can > read more
My Informations Is Informative
Published on 2011-02-07 06:56:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Although I've mentioned in the past that I like flattery, I only really enjoy it when it's genuine. Call me crazy, but I get the feeling the Mumbai Female Escort Service that keeps leaving comments on my posts does not have > read more
Medical Clowns
Published on 2011-02-01 13:49:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: So you've been married awhile and you think it's time to start a family. Or maybe you want to start a family but you aren't married. You're a progressive couple who doesn't believe in institutions like marriage, religion, th > read more
Farting & Fortune Telling
Published on 2011-02-01 06:55:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Do you like to speculate about the future? Do you like to fart? Well stay away from Malawi because a bill is about to be presented in Parliament banning fortune telling and farting. You can read about it here.I was always > read more
First Award of 2011
Published on 2011-01-28 07:46:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: It's true. I received another blog award. This time it's from Kara Hoag at Visions Unto Myself. Thanks Kara. I appreciate your support. You're a stand-up gal. If this was 1951, I'd even call you swell. I might even call y > read more
2012: End of the World
Published on 2011-01-20 09:23:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Oh, it pains me so. But I owe it to you guys to be upfront. The world's going to end... and sooner than you think. When? 2012. Now I know what you're thinking... "Scott, that's a whol > read more
Boyfriends
Published on 2011-01-17 08:21:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: It should go without saying that you're not really being a good boyfriend when you punch your girlfriend in the vagina. Well, if you watch the youtube video above you will see that it apparently didn't go without saying. So > read more
Donating Blood
Published on 2011-01-11 09:26:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: According to the Red Cross, every 2 seconds someone needs a blood transfusion. Who is this "someone?" Isn't it strange the Red Cross is dedicating the majority of its resources to one anonymous person who needs 30 blood tra > read more
2011 Questions & Answers Installment 1
Published on 2011-01-06 09:36:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Today I received the following email in my inbox:Hi from England (Although I'm not certain how much of the British population are with me on this one) ,ive just discovered your blog site, nice work by the way its nice to see > read more
Happy New Year / Drunks
Published on 2011-01-05 07:41:00
Cops use taser in drunk driving arrest: MyFoxBOSTON.comScott's Tip Of The Day: I'm back. Did you miss me? I had a fun vacation and now it's back to work. Back to the grind. Back in the saddle again. Oh well. Only another 300 something days unti > read more
2010 Questions/Answers Installment 17
Published on 2010-12-20 20:16:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: I received the following email in my mailbox this morning....Dear Wise Scott,You're a professional, wise young man. Also, I find you hilarious. That being said, I am seeking your advice. I'm (planning) on quitting my job Dece > read more
Advertising on Scott's Tip Of The Day
Published on 2010-12-17 07:18:00
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Did you know you can advertise on Scott's Tip Of The Day? Yes. It's true. If you are interested don't hesitate to contact me at scottstipoftheday (at) gmail (dot) comYou can also email me feedback, questions, complaints, ra > read more