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Toilet Seat..
Published on 2009-11-02 13:43:57
I am tired of being yelled at for leaving the seat up. What is the deal with this? If you need it down, put it down; if you need it up, put it the hell up! Why is ‘down’ the default setting? I feel discriminated against. And if you accidentally s > read more
Balloon Kid
Published on 2009-10-16 09:27:41
Now, if you don’t know me, I am usually loathe to give out parental advise-I am no Ward Cleaver- but I feel justified, as a public figure, in saying this; parents, if your going to park an experimental aircraft in your back yard, you may want, uh, > read more
Naughty or nice? You decide.
Published on 2009-10-14 09:25:11
More crap about my weight today. Double barrel. First my marketing department spent 20 minutes on my receding waistline and ‘brand recognition’ until I threw the entire department out of the meeting and onto their tight little asses. Then I get h > read more
Paula Deen..
Published on 2009-10-03 21:09:33
Paula Deen. I think she’s dreamy. Don’t know what it is. Don’t worry, I’m a good boy, but, I’m telling ya’ll. She’s my latest schoolyard crush. She can baste me, roll me in butter and crushed pecans and deep fry me anytime. > read more
My First iPod
Published on 2009-09-29 21:04:10
I finally broke down and bought an iPod Touch. I went all the way and bought the latest one, 64gigs, leather belt case-the whole nine yards. I think the accessories cost more than the actual iPod. Damn shame none of it was made by my people. > read more
Pecan Encrusted Chocolate Flank Steak
Published on 2009-09-28 09:11:02
Today, more noise about my weight. Maybe this whole image thing is part of the problem. Does it really matter what I look like? I am tired of living up to this iconic idea of who everybody thinks I should be. Right down to the waistline. Who really g > read more
Wooden Trains..
Published on 2009-09-26 07:52:00
Ya know what I miss? Wooden trains. And I’m not talking about little 3” chunks of marketing with magnets either. I miss wooden frigging trains. There were some nice German ones, and we used to make some beautiful stuff, too. I’m sorry. This is > read more