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DINOSAURS DISAPPEARED BY THEIR FLATULENCES

Published on 2012-05-10 11:23:07

A British study suggests that the flatulence emitted by dinosaurs could have been the cause of their extinction on earth; even their farts could have conditioned our atmosphere. It is not a weird theory! Really, imagine all those giant beasts farting together, and their gas emissions creating clouds of methane without the possibility of opening a window to air. More than 150 million years to be extinct, but the number of his farts also marked the evolution of greenhouse emissions of methane. [..] > read more

NOSE TO NOSE WITH MASTERPIECE PAINTINGS

Published on 2012-05-04 09:24:50

It is curious to know that super-rich people can do what they want with their dirty money. Even most of them are so nasty that after to have a shit, they clean their asses with paper money. A fact which as surprise me reading “The Mail Online” is that before to sell at auction the famous painting “The Scream”, some of the bidders (who evidently were filthy millionaires) got in exclusive the picture on their homes, because they wanted to see if the masterpiece would fix on the wall besid [..] > read more

MY ALARM CLOCK STRANGELY RANG AT 3:33 AM

Published on 2012-05-02 09:08:01

I was sleeping, quietly dreaming something weird about doesn’t matter what, when suddenly at 3:33 AM my alarm clock started to ring. Really, I jumped from bed scared and afraid, because for sure that I hadn’t programmed my alarm clock to ring, and less for that it rang in the middle of the night. So, my question is: what the hell happened with my alarm clock? Who or what manipulated it? Was it a kind of message from beyond? Was my guardian angel trying to tell me something? I am this k [..] > read more

I HAVE BECOME A KIND OF BEN TEN EVIL HERO!

Published on 2012-04-26 02:37:19

After I watched some chapters of the famous cartoon Ben 10 that I have become psychologically ill. Even, I started being addicted to Ben Ten Games, which by dint of playing several hours a day my brain crashed at all. Going to my psychiatrist was a wrong thing, because I thought that he was an alien and I transformed for fighting him. Now I am searched by the police because of killing a psychiatrist. It started when I found a demoniac alien device, which stuck itself upon my wrist with evil sec [..] > read more

WASTING MONEY ON PRIVATE ISLAND FOR RENT

Published on 2012-04-21 10:37:15

While the most of us are becoming poor, there are a lot of new filthy millionaires who like wasting money around the world. One of the trends that some time ago millionaires like enjoying is the fact of renting a private island. A holiday on an exclusive paradisiacal island is one of the most high-class ways to relax. This new way to spend the holidays is something that very few can afford. If you are a millionaire you can choose the luxury of renting a private island, a place where to isolat [..] > read more

HOW TO GET STARTED CREATING CARTOONS?

Published on 2012-04-17 05:28:56

A fan of my blog, who like reading me every time that I publish a new post, dared to e-mail me and asked me the following question: How to get started creating cartoons? Well, admired fan of my cartoons, it is difficult to say. The first thing that you must make is to observe around you all the things that happen. For example, watching a gorgeous woman waiting the bus is a good point if you want to create porn cartoons. Another interesting system for creating cartoons is to take a white paper [..] > read more

PAPER BOOKS AREN’T WELL FOR ALLERGIC PEOPLE

Published on 2012-04-16 04:09:11

Some time ago that I passed to read books on paper for reading them on my electronic reader device: a Kindle! Really, it is the best device that I have bought ever. The fact is that I have at home three enormous bookcases where are placed all the books which I have read throughout all my life. Yesterday I was curious of taking one of them, because I would like to read again, and instead of downloading on the internet and placing it on my Kindle, I took it from the bookcase. What was my disap [..] > read more

EXPLORING MARS PLANET FROM YOU COMPUTER

Published on 2012-04-14 10:50:23

The most of us, people who would like to be astronaut but that can’t afford it because our little intelligence and few spirit of moving out, we can explore the mars planet quietly from our computer. Like google maps, where you can explore what colour the curtains of your neighbour three streets beyond has, now you can explore the surface of mars from your computer. Google Mars is a powerful map from you can travel to somewhere place of the Mars planet: canyons, ridges, dunes, and craters… [..] > read more

A PRETTY PICTURE OF YOU ON THE CURRICULUM

Published on 2012-04-12 02:51:51

Beauty has an ugly side, especially for women. To be attractive today could mean for a woman in search of work a great inconvenient. According to a study published by the stupid journal “MALE CHAUVINISM ON POWER,” the candidates for a job with a remarkable beauty should avoid putting their photo in the curriculum. The researchers claim that women do not hire other beautiful women for fear of having to deal with future rivals. That is why, in the study show that attractive women that put a p [..] > read more

HOW WERE THE EGYPTIAN PYRAMIDS BUILT?

Published on 2012-04-04 04:57:38

One of the mysteries which don’t let me sleep quietly at night is the answer to the question: How were the Egyptian pyramids built? Really, I take Valerian pills because for many hours that I pass trying to resolve the quiz, the only logical answer that I have is that they must be built by the aliens. How were those giant stones so easily lifted up, building so magnificent monuments? Nowadays with our big cranes it would be only question of some weeks to finish the work. But for them, who did [..] > read more

SCARLETT JOHANSSON SAYS SHE IS NOT SEXY

Published on 2012-04-03 01:38:39

Scarlett Johansson is for many a sex symbol, but she does not think so. She does not understand why men like her so much and believes that in a few years her sexy figure will disappear, ceasing to be a sensual character. I spoke on phone with her who told me: "I'm not sexy. I am convinced that in a few years I will change, I am not interested on being remembered because of my beauty. I am more than a simple gorgeous figure. I would like that people realize more on my intellectual aspect.” [..] > read more

PEOPLE SMOKING MONEY ARE THE MILLIONAIRES

Published on 2012-04-02 08:34:53

The worst smokers on the world are people who smoke money because they love to flash her money around. The bigger is the number on the paper money, the most dangerous for their health is. But they are not aware of the danger that to smoke money it can represent for their health, because they can afford lung transplantation or the best methods for palliating cancer, even in the most advanced situations. Interviewing Dr Maldonado, specialist on smoke diseases at Oklahoma Hospital Centre, he told [..] > read more

PHOTO RECORDED ON EYE AFTER VIOLENT DEATH

Published on 2012-03-30 04:52:52

There is a theory, urban legend, or whatever you want to call it, which tell us than in front of a violent death the eye can take a picture of the murder. In this case the eye acts as a camera able to catch the instant when the murder is acting wildly against the victim. So, when forensic surgeons are practising autopsies, they can take out the eye for examining the instant recorded on the eye. It might be is science fiction, because I don’t remember police arresting somebody because of a ph [..] > read more

FREELANCE WORKS: FAQ ABOUT HOW IT WORKS!

Published on 2012-03-29 09:04:03

HOW MANY DRAWING STYLES DO YOU OFFER? My style has few variations, so you can get an idea about what are you going to get for, watching what I made on the blog and on my different galleries. WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU? Logos, illustrations, cartoons, business card, packaging… IS IT EXPENSIVE TO WORK WITH YOU? It can vary from projects. The final price will include a maximum of 5 revisions. MUST I PAY IN ADVANCE? Yes, I am a serious and professional person; you can trust that I will make the best [..] > read more

GROWING COCA PLANT WATERING IT WITH COKE

Published on 2012-03-14 03:14:50

It can seem a weird thing, but some months ago that one of my craziest paranoia was to water a dead plant with coke. The plant in question was a toasted geranium by the snow. It was a shame, because I loved the plant which in spring was very colourful, but this cold winter and with the snow fallen, the plant died. So I tried to get a home remedy for recovering its shape. After a hard brainstorming I thought on watering the plant with coke. After all, I had a stock of this soda drink at home and [..] > read more

WARNING ABOUT DRINKING COKE AND CANCER

Published on 2012-03-12 02:57:09

It must be serious when a company like Coke and Pepsi have immediately given up their convictions that their products are healthy and inoffensive as for changing their manufacturing process to avoid cancer warning on their labels. I can’t imagine that soft drinks like Coke and Pepsi can finish writing on their labels some warnings about that their products can produce cancer like tobacco packs. Anyway doctors always recommend to drink mineral water while eating or a little of wine, but I ha [..] > read more

LIVING AS A MONK BECAUSE OF ALLERGY TO DUST

Published on 2012-03-09 02:34:28

From I was diagnosed with an allergic disease to “Derm. Pteronyssinus” and “Derm. Farina” that my life changed at all. The most important thing living at home was the fact that my doctor told me to live like a monk: "it means don’t have curtains, couches, carpets, rugs…" even I can’t have a cat, which is the animal that I like more. I go every month to the medical nurse for vaccinating me against these nasty little bugs. What most surprise me one day when I went to renew the presc [..] > read more

JUNK FOOD TAX AGAINST OVERWEIGHT DISEASE

Published on 2012-03-07 01:51:50

According to a UN report overweight and obesity create as many problems as famine. It is incredible to think that people who live in advanced societies die each year from poor eating habits, having as they have fruit and vegetable stores near their homes. About 1,300 million people are fat, greasy and their weight is over what it would be estimated, and just over three million of people die each year because of overweight, while on the other hand there are a similar number of deaths because of [..] > read more

LIVING AT RISK ZONE ISN’T A SAFE PLACE TO LIVE

Published on 2012-03-06 01:43:41

Why there are people who risk their lives living in dangerous zones of the planet? Evidently, the first reason is because they are born there and they want to remain near their relatives, and the other main reason is because they like the place where they are. Knowing that a big catastrophe can be avoided it is evident that people like to risk their lives. It is for that, people settle still their homes in high perilous zones at Earth, for example: - LOS ANGELES: They know that one day or anot [..] > read more

FIGHTING AGAINST THE ERUPTION OF A VOLCANO

Published on 2012-03-05 01:21:00

We can’t fight against nature forces. Environment is always in advantage in front of us, little humans beings living here at Earth. In some circumstances we are able to predict its nature force of destruction, even trying to minimize its damages, but we must always consider that nature is stronger than us. One clear example about this is the volcano placed in the Hawaii Island. People who live in the paradisiacal island are happy because of the beautiful landscapes that they can enjoy every d [..] > read more

CLOUDS LOWER THAN SOME YEARS AGO AT EARTH

Published on 2012-03-02 05:52:44

A NASA satellite discovers that clouds are 40 meters lower than a decade ago, which may have important implications for global climate. But it is not bad at all, according to scientists, if this process continues, our planet could cool more efficiently, reducing the temperature and potentially slowing the effects of global warming. "We do not know exactly why clouds are coming so down," told me Davies McPisto, sweeper at the NASA corridors, "but it must be due to a change in circulation patter [..] > read more

AMERICAN IMPERIALISM AGAINST HUGO CHAVEZ

Published on 2012-02-29 03:32:54

According to my bad sources of information I can tell you that Hugo Chavez’s tumour is a plot devised by the American imperialism. Wikileaks wanted to stole me this exclusive with criminal methods, but thank you to my super hero powers, which for the moment I can’t reveal I forced its henchmen to abandon the idea of hacking my blog if I didn’t give them the e-mail where an American secret agency laughed about their criminal actions against the Venezuela’s president. I could spoke with [..] > read more

READING NEWSPAPERS ON KINDLE IN THE TOILET

Published on 2012-02-28 04:30:09

The best invented thing all over the world is the Kindle with Wi-Fi, and evidently the other well done invention is to have a good router at home with the Wi-Fi always switched on. I am not going to speak about the tablet Ipad because I am a poor guy. I am this kind of people who like to read while sitting on the toilet, working on to evacuate all the waste that our body eats. So, before the Kindle invention I used to read commercial brochures, even free Newspapers which you can get on differen [..] > read more

“I LOVE YOU, CLEO” ENGRAVED ON A MEDALLION

Published on 2012-02-22 08:53:24

An Egyptian chef discovered a medallion of Roman origin, dating from the Julius Caesar’s Empire, when preparing to cook a shark he had bought at a market. The medallion shows on a side the profile of the head of a woman with a laurel wreath, while on the other side is read an inscription, which said: I LOVE YOU, CLEO. According to Manuel Escamilla Romerales, concierge at Old Archaeological Museum in Roma, the medallion was a gift which never got Cleopatra’s neck. “This medallion and ot [..] > read more

PLANT LIVES AFTER MILLIONS OF YEARS FROZEN

Published on 2012-02-21 09:25:50

A team of Russian researchers have revived a frozen plant buried in Siberian ice 30,000 years ago. I went to Russia to investigate this information, especially because I wanted to know a blonde girl from Moscow that I knew on a chat. “What do you think people punished because of their criminal actions do when coming here to Siberia? We use them to crush ice, and not only for ice cubes purposes, also they work with groups of scientists for science commitments,” told me Mr. Strogoff, an agen [..] > read more

SEX SCENE ON BACKGROUND WHILE GIVING NEWS

Published on 2012-02-20 08:42:25

Yesterday, I was surprised when watching the news at nine in the afternoon suddenly appeared on the background a sex scene on a little screen behind the presenter. The presenter was speaking about climate change, the melting on glaciers and about the fact that temperatures were increasing hot on earth weather, when on back of him a couple started to fuck warmly. What the hell was this? Was it a simple human error? Was it a joke from a damned trainee who put the video as vengeance for don’ [..] > read more

MONOLITH DISCOVERED ON HIDE SIDE OF MOON

Published on 2012-02-06 02:11:55

According to my pirate sources of information, a monolith has been discovered on the hide side of the moon. Hackers have intercepted some photos revealing the awesome discovery. Here you can see one or the photos stolen from the NASA private servers. With this discovery it is evident that something lived on the moon. So, we can assure that extraterrestrial life is there out. The question about this photo would be: What kind of being built it on the moon, and what was its purpose? On the pho [..] > read more

PORN STRIPPER HAD BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS

Published on 2012-02-02 03:38:17

Past week appeared again Lucia Cantalapiedra in the Night Club that I often frequent on Saturday nights. I remembered that she was not good looking and her tiny body, her tiny breasts do nothing in favour of her, but she was funny and all the male on the room liked watching her, especially because after her show we knew that it would be the turn of the gorgeous Pamela Torquemada. The most surprising thing was the fact that when she returned to the show, after three months disappeared from the s [..] > read more

“I AM NOT THE FATHER OF ONE OF THE TRIPLETS”

Published on 2012-01-27 02:17:20

Miguel Alfredo could not believe what his eyes were watching when his woman gave birth triplets. He, who always had been living with the thought that children must be born from one to one, and if that they were coming to the light on a multiple birth it was because there would be many parents involved. Despite failed attempts by doctors to convince the father that the three newly born are his daughters, Miguel Alfredo said that one of them was the result of the infidelity of his wife with other [..] > read more

PRIEST OFFERS TATOOS FOR FREE IN HIS CHURCH

Published on 2012-01-27 02:09:12

The priest Federico offers tattoos in an atmosphere of calm and confidence in his church to the more religious. And the most important thing, he doesn’t charge for doing it, he only receives donations. “It might be that people could be uncomfortable or unhappy in other establishments offering the same service, and also we welcome those who don’t recognize traditional religious ceremonies,” told me Federico in the confessional. This innovation on a religious building is the result, acc [..] > read more

BLINKING GREEN LIGHT ON MY COMPUTER FIXED!

Published on 2012-01-26 02:10:59

As always happens when fuses blow, because storm or other paranormal events at home, my computer breaks down. It starts to blink a green light and when I try to start again the computer, it doesn’t want to work. Searching a lot of information on the Internet, even on the support centre of HP, I didn’t find the solution. What I did was to unplug the 24-pin connector to the motherboard and plug it again. But this method only worked the first times that it happened to my computer, the last one [..] > read more

SNIFFING SUGAR INSTEAD OF COCAINE BY SCAM

Published on 2012-01-26 01:22:00

After being scammed, Mrs. Laurent, 47, called the Oklahoma Police Department, United States, to report that she had paid $60 for cocaine, and in return had received sugar. In the complaint, the woman claimed the return of her $60, and to see the fraudster jailed. “It was a weird situation, especially because the woman knew about the illegal thing where she was involved, even she took the guts to come here to the police station for claiming justice about something illegal,” told me the sheri [..] > read more

MAGNIFYING GLASS INSTEAD OF PENIS EXTENDER

Published on 2012-01-24 05:56:15

An anonymous man from Spain bought a penis extender for penis enlargement and what was his surprise when opening the box he discovered that they had sent him a magnifying glass. Outraged, the man went straight to the provincial police with the aim to report the hoax, fearing having fell prey of an Internet scam. “The complaint was not entirely consistent,” told me the police who attended the defrauded man. “If you look attentively to the consequences of using the two objects, it is only [..] > read more

PLANET HUNTER: I DISCOVERED A NEW WORLD

Published on 2012-01-23 03:16:25

Some days ago that I don’t’ make anything that be involved on discovering a new planet, and really I discovered one, but anybody want to believe about, especially because there are a lot of envy on the world and I am only that a simple molecule on the space. I will find my way of becoming an atom for sure one day! The project “Planet Hunters” brings together about 40,000 Internet users, analyzing the data taken with the Hubble Space Telescope Kepler, whose mission lies in the search for [..] > read more

EXPERIMENTS WITH MUTANT VIRUS OF BIRD FLU

Published on 2012-01-21 09:01:11

Scientists have constructed mutant strains of bird viruses by genetic engineering to facilitate the transmission of the same in chickens as animal model, in order to unravel the precise mechanisms of infection. This strain is highly lethal in humans but its transmission is very inefficient; it is very difficult to be transmitted as ordinary flu, but once caught, is very serious. Scientists recognize the controversy about the risk of accidental release of its mutant strains of the virus, which [..] > read more

DON’T WASTE FOOD WHILE PEOPLE ARE STARVING

Published on 2012-01-20 08:16:50

While people are starving in Africa continent, Europe wastes food. Every inhabitant of the European Union annually throws away 179 kilos of food consumption in perfect condition, according to a study by “Beggars without borders.” The waste has various causes: -INDUSTRIAL: Over-production, poor packaging of the product (size or shape ill-conceived), poor stock management or inadequate marketing strategies. -DOMESTIC: Cooked food in perfect condition that children don’t want to eat like [..] > read more

A GARBAGE TRUCK PICKING UP DEBRIS ON SPACE

Published on 2011-07-05 10:26:24

We, human beings, are so dirty that not only we pollute our planet, if not also we feel the need of filling the space with garbage too. It is for that a Russian aerospace corporation is building a spacecraft to collect the debris that are turning a > read more

IT WOULD BE FANTASTIC TO WORK ON THE BEACH

Published on 2011-07-04 10:57:56

Generally, when good weather comes to our lives people try to disconnect a little, especially workers who instead of having a nice time on refreshing places they are working hard on their jobs. Thoughts are going from the machine that workers are man > read more

DON’T SHOW YOUR TATTOO ON A JOB INTERVIEW

Published on 2011-07-01 11:17:15

Generally, employers don’t like that their workers or future employees have tattoos. Applying for a job, even going smartly dressed, if the enterprise doesn’t agree with this kind of way you will never be engaged. Evidently, there are jobs which > read more

MOSQUITOES FEEL ATTRACTION FOR DRUNKARDS

Published on 2011-06-30 09:44:00

A curious scientific study at the University of Matalagonia said that “Beer drinkers attract mosquitoes more than people who don’t drink” Why does it happen? To find answer to my question I interviewed Mr. Lombardo Del Pozo, an eminent biologis > read more

A MAN ROBBED A BANK AND ONLY GOT 1 DOLLAR

Published on 2011-06-29 10:31:12

Considering an extreme situation of desperation: What would be the best option for you? 1/ Dying ill and hungry on the street because you don't have resources for surviving? 2/ Going to rob a bank and get caught by police. You know that on pr > read more

THREE DEAD BODIES SMILING AT THE MORTUARY

Published on 2011-06-27 10:19:17

Three corpses arrived at the mortuary on the same day, all with very big smiles on their faces. The judge of the case asked the Police Inspector about why were smiling: “Here we are an Englishman, sixty years old, died of heart failure while he wa > read more

COMINGS AND GOINGS TO THE MOON ON ROCKET

Published on 2011-06-26 14:54:35

Meeting in a pub a Frenchman, a German and a Spaniard. They were chatting and boasting every one about their homeland. The Frenchman told: “We go to the moon and return the same day in a rocket.” The German told: “So, we go to Mars and retu > read more

PRIVATE DATABASE NETWORK OF THE POLICE

Published on 2011-06-24 04:05:54

Social networks are a trend and people like to be there sharing stories with other people. Even there are some kinds of networks where you can only access through invitation because they are semi-privates. But there is a private social network where > read more

WE ARE NEAREST FROM PIGS THAN TO MONKEYS

Published on 2011-06-21 11:38:11

Really, I thought that human beings came from monkeys, but reading this curious information I have changed my mind: “Human organs could be grown inside pigs for use in transplant operations following pioneering research.” The pig is the unique > read more

IT CAN BE DELIVERED A PIZZA ON THE HIMALAYA

Published on 2011-06-20 15:11:09

Delivering a pizza doesn’t matter wherever you are is an impossible mission. If you live for example thousands of kilometres inside of the Sahara desert, for sure that for many calls that you do to your favourite pizza delivery, you must think that > read more

HATE ALWAYS FINISHES WITH A SWEET REVENGE

Published on 2011-06-17 03:09:51

Helen and I were best friends. I use the past because nowadays we hate each other. We used to share friends and go to hot parties. We liked living at limit. It didn’t matter for us speeding on the highway or driving drugged. One day my mind chang > read more

IT WAS MISSING PAGE 69 ON THE PORN MAGAZINE

Published on 2011-06-16 05:46:23

John Reno was called to the zoo. Exotic monkeys disappeared some weeks ago and some days later turtles, penguins and spiders vanished too without traces. John deduced that somebody inside the zoo was trying to earn money from smuggling them. This d > read more

WAS BORN COW THAT PRODUCES HUMAN MILK

Published on 2011-06-15 04:17:39

Next generation of people will find on Earth a strange world. Nothing compared with what we are living nowadays. If for my grand-parents cars were an incredible solution of mobility, for my parents a simple washing machine was the revolution of aband > read more

UNPREPARED FOR REPELLING A ZOMBIE INVASION

Published on 2011-06-14 11:32:29

Apparently there are people who are obsessed with zombies and their possible invasion. What would be our life without making up this kind of dark power suddenly appearing because of failures on our systems? We would live bored, without worrying about > read more

MEASLES RETURN: VACCINATION IS PREVENTION

Published on 2011-06-09 03:40:58

Some years ago that there is a trend that is very dangerous for the health of the people. It would be necessary to understand why parents have left out of vaccinating their children, especially against strong diseases like: measles, and rubella. Eur > read more

BIKINIS ON RELIGIOUS TEMPLES ARE FORBIDDEN

Published on 2011-06-08 04:30:34

There are things which are of common sense. For example if you are going to visit a religious building the most evident is to wear clothes according to the place where you are going. Evidently it is not question of wearing priest clothes or similar, > read more

CHERYL COLE AND SIMON COWELL: I HATE THEM!

Published on 2011-06-07 05:23:20

Today Cheryl Cole, former member of girl group Girls Aloud, is more famous because of appearing on the newspapers trying to conquest again the chair of a TV show than for her performance as a singer. Really, it bothers me, because one thing is showin > read more

LADY GAGA’S DIET BASED ON EATING BABY MEALS

Published on 2011-06-03 03:23:02

Sometimes I think that instead of going in advance we are going back. It is because people don’t want to become old and to remain on their early years as babies. The fact of becoming a soft and fatty flesh body it is what more worries people in gen > read more

BARCELONA BANS GOING SEMINUDE IN THE CITY

Published on 2011-06-02 04:40:57

If you are thinking on the possibility of going to Barcelona on holidays you must take in consideration this new ordinance that the council has established for people who walk near the beach or in the city: “Tourists who attempt to stroll bare-ches > read more

USING MOBILE PHONES DEVELOP BRAIN CANCER

Published on 2011-06-02 03:24:56

Getting a cancer because you use too much your mobile phone is one thing that you will never think that it could happen to you. Technology is so advanced that you trust blindly in it, especially because all the gadgets which are in the market you thi > read more

CHILDREN HELP PARENTS TO LEAVE OVERWEIGHT

Published on 2011-06-01 16:38:54

Really, it is embarrassing for children to have their parents with overweight. The worst is that they don’t represent a good example for their children: “tucking into full English breakfasts, family-sized packets of crisps and buckets of junk foo > read more

BIGFOOT PICTURE TAKEN ON UNNAMED FOREST

Published on 2011-05-31 03:43:42

Something strange happened to me this week-end. I am still under the effects of the shock because when things suddenly happen, especially when you don’t expect, it comports on you a weird feeling. Evidently you don’t wait for people understand yo > read more

THE SECRET OF A HAPPY LIFE IS ON THE GENES

Published on 2011-05-30 03:28:48

For years we know that the 5-HTT gene encodes the protein that transports serotonin. It is something like a garbage truck which is dedicated to cleaning the remains of serotonin and brings it back to the origin (the presynaptic cell) for being used i > read more

FACE OF JESUS APPEARS PRINTED ON TEA TOWEL

Published on 2011-05-28 01:10:03

Do you really believe that Jesus Christ can appear doesn’t matter the place or object? Is it only a question of faith? Do you think that some people are paranoiac at all until the point of creating fantasies like: “Roisin McCourt found Jesus stai > read more

INTERVIEW: WHY ARE NOT YOU FAN OF ALONSO?

Published on 2011-05-26 06:52:19

I discovered all the bad things that are happening in Ferrari on this 2011 season here: “Ferrari fixes performance problems on cars”, so in exclusive you can read the interview that I did to Mrs. Malounga: - Why do you hate Fernando Alons > read more

FERRARI FIXES PERFORMANCE PROBLEMS ON CARS

Published on 2011-05-26 04:59:01

The Ferrari fans are very disappointed with the beginning of this new Formula 1 season 2011. At least Fernando Alonso is the unique who is right, more for his performance as a pilot than for the car that Ferrari provides him. But even with all his st > read more

WOMAN TRIED TO SELL FAKE ROCK OF THE MOON

Published on 2011-05-25 03:17:06

World crises, unemployment, credit crunch, eviction cases for non payment… all these situations are horrible. When people get the bottom on their lives the only thing that they can do is trying to survive: sometimes going to the black market for wi > read more

COWS OFFERED FOR ADOPTION OR SPONSORSHIP

Published on 2011-05-24 03:39:02

People who live in big cities don’t have the opportunity of taking contact with the reality of farms. Living on their little apartments they only have contact with farm animals through TV reports and buying their products in the supermarket. Even s > read more

CUDDLY TIGER MOBILIZES POLICE IN HAMPSHIRE

Published on 2011-05-23 03:43:09

There are a lot of people who instead of having normal pets: dogs, cats, parrots… they prefer to have like a zoo at home. It is for that sometimes neighbours are afraid because they know about that strange person in the neighbourhood who is in poss > read more

DR. KOKOLIKO AND THE MIND READING MACHINE

Published on 2011-05-20 03:59:31

When the eccentric doctor KoKoLiko read on the newspaper that some scientific colleges were approaching to create “a mind reading machine that can display mental images” he decided to do a step ahead. Hacking the central computer of a laboratory > read more

TOO MUCH HAPPINES CAN CARRY YOU TO DEATH

Published on 2011-05-19 03:31:51

Today I wake up very happy. A lot of projects were coming to my mind; even I was listening to Alexis Jordan and her happiness song which made me happier. But a stupid scientific research read on the newspaper has made me feel sad because neither happ > read more

GLIESE 581D: A PLANET FOR DEMONS AND DEVILS

Published on 2011-05-18 04:04:12

According to new scientific special researches the planet called Gliese 581d could shelter extraterrestrial life. “Scientists believe that the planet is warm and wet enough for aliens to live on.” Anyway they argue that its gravity would be doubl > read more

STEPHEN HAWKING DOES NOT BELIEVE IN GOD

Published on 2011-05-17 04:06:51

The most eminent British scientist Stephen Hawking, author of A Brief History of Time, believes that the idea of heaven and life after death is a "fairy tale" of people who are afraid of death. This was affirmed in an interview published in the Briti > read more

BIN LADEN PLAYED PS3 IN HIS SECRET SHELTER

Published on 2011-05-16 03:59:49

After Bin Laden was killed by American forces we start to know some details about what the hell he was hiding on his secret refuge. For example the investigation tells us that they found pornographic material there. One of the most curious things th > read more

DANGEROUS HAIRCUT FORBIDDEN ON FOOTBALL

Published on 2011-05-14 01:16:53

Think twice what the hell are you doing with your hair, especially if you are football player. According to your hairstyle the referee can send you off the match because of not appropriate look for playing. It happened in Australia where “a refer > read more

MISSING DOG FOUND TAKING A TRIP ON A TRAIN

Published on 2011-05-13 14:09:18

Stories that newspapers tell us about animals always are funny especially if they finish well. I have found one that is amusing: “A dog named Bingo gave his owners a fright when he decided he was tired of walkies - and took a trip on the train inst > read more

GORILLA MAN TRIED TO ROB A BANK IN SWEDEN

Published on 2011-05-12 05:20:38

Sometimes I don’t understand this kind of journalism where news are more like taken from a comic book than of reality. The worst is that the credibility of these kinds of news is zero because there aren’t evidences, witnesses or a clear photograp > read more

DRINKING COFFEE REDUCES BREAST CANCER RISK

Published on 2011-05-11 03:34:01

Scientific studies always surprise me. Sometimes they are right, but there are researches which are for screaming: ARE YOU CRAZY OR WHAT THE HELL IS IT? Considering that science is the truth and the rest is nonsense, because their studies are based o > read more

SLEEPING PERCHED ON A NARROW TREE BRANCH

Published on 2011-05-10 04:04:07

Instead of going in advance, sometimes we are going back to the past. If you watch for example the film: “The time machine, 1960, based on the novel of the same name written by H. G. Wells”, you realise that the future that the traveller man sees > read more

KIM JONG IL IS PREPARING A NEW HARSH WEAPON

Published on 2011-05-09 03:28:08

Kim Jong Il, the evil man who all the parents on South Korea uses for frightening their children if they don’t tidy up and clean their rooms before going to sleep, is preparing a new mass destruction weapon. According to my ill-informed sources No > read more

OLD HOLLYWOOD LEGEND RETURNS TO THE FILM

Published on 2011-05-06 04:31:49

Arnold Schwarzenegger has taken some time mulling new projects for his return to the big screen after finishing his term as governor of California. Finally, the actor has chosen Cry Macho for reappearing at cinemas. The film is a drama in which Schw > read more

WEIRD MATCH DRESSED UP IN PORTION OF PIZZA

Published on 2011-05-05 10:15:59

What ingredient you would be if you were a pizza? It was the original question that a student in my English language class thought up during an exercise about: What would you ask to an unknown person in a three minutes match? On speed dating you must > read more

THE LESS YOU SLEEP THE MADDER YOU’LL TURN

Published on 2011-05-04 05:07:10

According to a scientific research the ideal amount of sleep duration is seven hours per night. It means that if you are working on duty at night and the study insists that six hours of nightly sleep is another alternative, you have a problem, becaus > read more

BIN LADEN’S DEATH: “JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED”

Published on 2011-05-03 03:20:55

Vengeance is never a good manner of trying to solve circumstances. Bin Laden’ death implies what USA always has done against people who don’t deserve live in this world: THE DEATH PENALTY. Killing Bin Laden, taking his DNA and throwing his body > read more

PAINTING ON POLITICAL POSTERS IS OFFENSIVE

Published on 2011-04-27 04:46:35

There are people who don’t have sense of humor. Even, when they feel that somebody has ridiculed them, they are able to take actions against the offending. It happens in Pitcombe, Somerset, England where “a rural police force has been critici > read more

ODD NINJA PATROLS STREETS SERVING JUSTICE

Published on 2011-04-26 08:10:01

“Justice must be served!” told me the anonymous Ninja who has begun patrolling the streets of Royal Tunbridge Wells in UK. Helping old ladies to cross the street and rescuing cats from trees have been his first missions in the city. Local autho > read more

TAKING PHOTOS ON ARMED CONFLICTS IS RISKY

Published on 2011-04-22 06:26:18

There are people who like taking risks and for them don’t matter if they can get injured or not. It is a difficult decision to enter on conflictive zones for the only fact of winning a salary. Evidently, they do it because they like their professio > read more

IRRELEVANT DATABASE HURTS MEMORY IN BRAIN

Published on 2011-04-21 06:57:49

Yesterday I forgot where the keys of my car were, and some weeks ago my brain was not able to remember when the date of my wife’s birthday was. According to a study published: “scientists say memory lapses can be blamed on too much irrelevant inf > read more

PROBLEMS FOR FERNANDO ALONSO IN FERRARI

Published on 2011-04-20 04:31:48

A stupid manner of passing your free time is losing it watching Formula 1, especially when your favourite pilot has a car slower than a snail. It happens to Ferrari which doesn’t find the manner of fixing the car for a best performance this new sea > read more

WHO IS FOLLOWING YOUR BLOG OR WEBSITE?

Published on 2011-04-18 05:07:23

When one writes something on a blog expects that it will be read, because if nobody read you it is as preaching in the desert. You know that you put a lot of hours investigating matters, reading news or even contacting with witnesses who can contribu > read more

HYPNOTIST USES HIS POWER FOR STEALING CASH

Published on 2011-04-15 03:54:26

There are a lot of options in your life for winning money, some examples: - Earning money working as the most people do. - Buying a lotto ticket and getting the big prize. - Begging in the street people give you alms. The worst of all the options > read more

JOHN RENO AND THE FAIR GIRLS FROM THE EAST

Published on 2011-04-14 08:34:48

John Reno had never felt the need of dating services because he liked to be alone. Anyway, his life as private detective filled his 24 hours of existence and he didn’t have time for romance. But today he went to a marriage agency. The owner, a gorg > read more

FARMER PAINTS OF ORANGE HIS FLOCK OF SHEEP

Published on 2011-04-14 05:27:51

Against thieves you must try whatever you can for avoiding they steal your merchandise. Because they are not as kind as for forgiving anything that they found on your ground. If they can steal all that they have near their hands, for sure that they w > read more

WEIRD FASHION: SHOES OF CHEESE FOR MICE

Published on 2011-04-13 03:55:00

Fashion trends always has fascinated me, especially when designers try to convince people for wearing clothes more from the style of Lady Gaga than what really people have in their wardrobe. Weird fashion designers made clothes impossible to wear, > read more

BAD POSTMAN OPENS PACKAGES AND ENVELOPES

Published on 2011-04-12 03:51:31

It is evidence that one works for money and in the most cases people only think on the hour of going out; even there are people who don’t matter if they do well their duties or not, the only important thing is to be paid at the end of the month and > read more

SURGERY FOR BECOMING EQUAL AS SCI-FI IDOLS

Published on 2011-04-11 05:11:52

There are people who don’t like what they see reflected on a mirror, so they decide to end up with their image for becoming somebody more beautiful, handsome or good looking, even in some cases: awful. The best manner of changing their image is g > read more

DRINKING EXTRA OF ALCOHOL PRODUCES CANCER

Published on 2011-04-08 05:09:02

The British Medical Journal has published an interesting study about alcohol and cancer: “an important proportion of cases of cancer can be attributable to alcohol consumption, especially consumption higher than the recommended upper limits” > read more

CYBER CRIMINALS PROFILE ON SOCIAL NETWORKS

Published on 2011-04-07 10:03:49

I have recently interviewed a member of the cyber police for knowing more about cyber criminals on the Internet. - What is the profile of cyber criminals who spread their evil on social network sites? “Evidently they are smart and powerful on ps > read more

ALIEN SURGERY LEFT A SCAR ON OBAMA’S HEAD

Published on 2011-04-07 04:04:14

There is an urban legend on the Internet which tells that Obama’s brain has been modified by extraterrestrial technology. There is a visible scar in his head, thing that give us to think about some weird surgery. Evidently it is only a conjectu > read more

FICTITIOUS AND REAL CHARACTERS OF HISTORY

Published on 2011-04-06 05:43:40

In the world of literature, cinema and theatre there are a lot of characters who seem so real that you would probably cost to difference if they were real or fictitious. According to this news “one in five Britons think that some imaginary characte > read more

SPRING ALLERGY: POLLEN MARIJUANA EFFECTS

Published on 2011-04-05 03:54:04

When spring arrives a lot of people become ill. Allergy to pollen is one of the most common illnesses that one can catch. If you wake up in the morning with runny nose, nasal congestion and sneezing, there is no doubt that you are allergic and you mu > read more

HUMAN BODY CAPABILITIES DO NOT HAVE LIMITS

Published on 2011-04-04 04:26:51

Surely, we human beings are limited in some actions. For example: we ca not fly, we can not run as faster as a cheetah… but we try all the best that we can for trying to improve our capabilities, especially when one is handicapped. There is a man i > read more

EU WILL BAN PETROL AND DIESEL CARS IN 2050

Published on 2011-04-01 03:25:28

Thinking on tomorrow is hard because you don’t know what is going to happen. You can do some previsions for the week-end, but might be that it would be raining at it will damage your plans. Even you can think what you want to do next year, but one > read more

GIBRALTAR IS SPAIN AND THE REST IS NONSENSE

Published on 2011-03-31 03:34:29

What are doing Britain people in Gibraltar still? It is a shame that they follow with their colonialism abroad their territory. I don’t know if they realise about it, but imperialism times have finished yet. Trying to extend their sovereignty nowad > read more

LEARN ENGLISH FOR WORKING AS DOCTOR IN UK

Published on 2011-03-30 08:09:16

It is evidence that when in your country there are not jobs which you think you can apply for them, you must go abroad for trying to demonstrate that you can do it. Anyway, in the most cases is for that you have followed some studies and it is not th > read more

BRIBE FOR GETTING HER CAR DRIVER LICENSE

Published on 2011-03-29 04:18:36

When you don’t get what you want, the easier way to get it is to bribe somebody. Really, sometimes it happens, especially on exams, where for example, you always fail on some subjects which are your black beast and for succeeding for once and for a > read more

SCIENTISTS SEARCH FOR THE YETI IN SIBERIA

Published on 2011-03-24 05:56:31

The myth of the Yeti or abominable snowman is alive still. It is curious that with all the gadgets, which have a camera incorporated in, anybody has been capable of taking a photo of this mysterious “monster”. The only photos taken are editing ph > read more

OBSESSION BLINDS YOUR EYES FOR THE WORST

Published on 2011-03-23 11:36:30

Tommy Hank opened a breakfast cereal box and filled his bowl. Something that there was not cereal dropped into too. It was a card invitation:“Come for free to casino hotel Tucson and win money!”- “Oh my God!” – Tommy thought – I have won > read more

DR. KOKOLIKO AND THE RADIOACTIVE HAMSTER

Published on 2011-03-23 04:50:31

Doctor KoKoliKo was investigating the effects of radioactive spinach feeding hamsters in his laboratory. The third day of investigation, the most of them died and only two rested alive. The fifth day there was a battle in the cage and the strongest w > read more

RADIOACTIVE SPINACH IS GOOD FOR THE HEALTH

Published on 2011-03-22 05:27:15

Doctors and nutritionists always have said that eating spinach contributes to the good development of your body. Spinach is particularly remarkable for a wealth of vitamins and minerals and for its natural benefits and curative properties.According t > read more

LOVING INSTEAD OF FUCKING IN TONIGHT SONG

Published on 2011-03-21 18:42:35

On search engines you can easily find the censured song “Tonight” of Enrique Iglesias, whose original version included the obscene sentence “I am fucking you.” The song was banned by the FCC (Federal Communications Commission), an independent > read more

CORDIAL MESSAGE FROM MARY ABOUT MEDICARE

Published on 2011-03-21 17:16:54

A reader of this blog asked me in the form box:Dear John,After reading your post about “HEALTH INSURANCE PLANS FOR ELDERLY PEOPLE” you said that Part B in Medicare Supplemental Insurance covers medical services that Part A doesn’t cover. Could > read more

RESOLUTION FOR ENDING UP GADDAFI TYRANNY

Published on 2011-03-21 05:01:36

When dialogue, negotiation and diplomacy don’t work always rest the force of arms. It is happening in Libya, where international forces tired of Gaddafi tyranny are carrying out a mission for overthrowing the dictator.Generally, such interventions > read more

FAKE COMMENTS GET DOWN YOUR REPUTATION

Published on 2011-03-19 18:17:53

There are some companies, who profiting of advantages that some business work well, try to use a similar way for taking profit. It has always existed, you only must go to some kind of stores where you can buy, for example, imitations of perfumes and > read more

HARAKIRI: HUMAN SACRIFICES FOR SAVING LIVES

Published on 2011-03-18 04:52:13

What is happening in Japan is horrible. I have only seen this way before on history books, where they tell us about human sacrifices in old civilisations for their Gods were benevolent with them.Sending nuclear workers who accept their fate “like a > read more

HIGH RADIATION EXPOSURE: CANCER AND DEATH

Published on 2011-03-17 06:24:18

One day my doctor sent me to the X-ray machine for checking that the bones of my ribs were right. I feel horrible going to that dark zone in the hospital, especially when I saw that warning signal about radiation exposure.This anecdote is bullshit in > read more

COOLING NUCLEAR REACTORS WITH WATER SEA

Published on 2011-03-17 04:16:41

The most technological advanced country in the world is having problems with its nuclear reactors. We assume that Japanese technology is one of the most perfect, because they take care of all the details. Even they have built buildings capable to hol > read more

HEALTH INSURANCE PLANS FOR ELDERLY PEOPLE

Published on 2011-03-16 05:02:49

At certain age people must be vigilant about their health, especially when they are 65 and over. Having a medicare supplement insurance can help you with the cost of health care.Some medigap plans offer you for example:- Part A is hospital insurance. > read more

THE RISK OF ATOMIC ENERGY IN NUCLEAR PLANT

Published on 2011-03-15 04:57:40

Having an atomic nuclear bomb near your house must not be agreeable. For many tales that scientists and technicians tell you about what secure is the zone and that there aren’t real risks of catastrophe, the fear is inside you.It is what Japanese p > read more

NATURE FORCES OF MASS DESOLATION IN EARTH

Published on 2011-03-14 05:38:52

Nature brings us awesome landscapes, but on the contrary offers us destruction and desolation too. Assisting to what is happening with the earthquake in Japan one realises how much fragile mankind is. Nature allows us to live on its ground, but when > read more

ZOMBIE BUTCHER ESCAPES FROM PRISON PLANET

Published on 2011-03-11 05:18:51

According to my ill-informed sources a non governmental organization is carrying out experiments with mentally disturbed people. Their aim is to convert all this kind of people who have their mind more on criminal actions than in going to the church > read more

TEACHER FIRED FOR HER PAST AS PORN STAR

Published on 2011-03-10 04:48:41

Everyone has a past. The most worrying is that with Internet all is known. It seems as if you couldn’t avoid having a private live. All is known about you, especially if you have done some “mistakes” in the middle of a normal life. And trying t > read more

POLLUTED SEA AND HELPLESS AQUATIC ANIMALS

Published on 2011-03-09 04:38:27

Something wrong is happening in the sea, if not when one wakes up in the morning and opens the news, you wouldn’t read disasters like: “Mystery over millions of dead fish in California harbour”.It is difficult for animals which live underwater > read more

ELDERLY WOMAN RECREATION: FEEDING PIGEONS

Published on 2011-03-08 04:07:27

One of the most important activities of elderly people is feeding pigeons. Scientists all over the world are studying this kind of pathology, which anyway is very relaxing for who is practising it, but that can entail disagreeable consequences if isn > read more

PROMOTING YOUR BUSINESS FOR BEING KNOWN

Published on 2011-03-07 03:04:53

Saturday morning, I was in my hairdresser, and watching some promotional pens that my hairstylist had on the shelf, I took one which had printed:Disco Moloko Fever8, Warwick StreetW1B 5NF LONDON- I know all the discotheques on the city, and this must > read more

YOUR NEIGHBOUR CAN BE A CRIMINAL TERRORIST

Published on 2011-03-03 03:59:13

When you realise that your neighbour is a terrorist might be that it is too much late, because when you know that the man who lived upstairs you has committed an attack is for you are watching him arrested by the police on TV. Generally, terrorists a > read more

A FLY SUBSISTS ON THE MARS PLANET SURFACE

Published on 2011-03-02 04:19:21

Remains of Phoenix Mars Lander stay on the red planet. Its mission started on May 2008 when the spacecraft landed. Since that time terrestrial virus and bacteria, which travelled glued on its structure, have survived. And according to the last secret > read more

FIVE HUNDRED WEIRD STORIES AND THOUGHTS

Published on 2011-03-01 03:14:34

This is my entry number 500. Five hundred weird stories after, and I feel still the need of confronting reality and the ideas that my brain manufactures. Really, it is cheaper than going to the psychologist. You can leave your imagination flying in t > read more

DISCUSSION BETWEEN SOLDIER AND SERGEANT

Published on 2011-02-28 04:49:30

A soldier went to his sergeant office in charge:- My sergeant: code DD212 request!- What? You are wrong soldier! This request is older thanEgypt pyramids. You must apply for the DD214 request.- Yep! But according to my wife, who is the manager accoun > read more

POSTER WITH HYPNOTIC EYES LOOKING AT YOU

Published on 2011-02-25 03:46:21

According to a study managed for the University of Newcastle if you are being observed by eyes placed on a poster it can change your behaviour: “Study Sees Eye Pictures Stop Bad Behaviour”For example, you enter on a restaurant and you are this ki > read more

CALLING THE POLICE FOR ROBBERY OF SNOWMAN

Published on 2011-02-24 03:31:22

A woman telephoned the police to report the robbery of her snowman. When police answered the call initially they thought it was a kind of joke or similar, because there are people who like calling the police for weird situations when in reality the u > read more

RAINING IN THE DESERT: UTOPIA OR REALITY?

Published on 2011-02-24 02:54:26

There are a lot of regions in Earth which don’t have water and their ground is very poor and dry. They can’t cultivate anything because their soil lacks essential properties for vegetal life can grow up. Water is a major component of the Earth, s > read more

HEAVY STATIC ART ON THE PLACE WHERE IT IS

Published on 2011-02-23 04:45:40

Museums are very important in our society because we can go to them for watching the greatest works of art and the artists who made these awesome masterpieces. Too, you can walk through their galleries where there is represented the evolution of our > read more

FREE ADMISSION GOING TO OUTDOOR MUSEUMS

Published on 2011-02-22 05:29:09

Why going to museums when there are a lot of awesome masterpieces works in the street? Sometimes going to the museum is expensive, especially when you see some pictures that you do not understand because it is abstract art and you don’t have unders > read more

ARTISTS EXHIBITING THEIR WORK IN THE STREET

Published on 2011-02-22 04:24:41

It is true that at the museums you can find:- Magnificent works of art.- The best artists and their masterworks.- Unusual art never seen before on compilations. But all this is not at all. Outside those doors that enclose the whole warranty valiant a > read more

GOOD PRESENS FOR PROMOTING YOUR BUSINESS

Published on 2011-02-22 03:07:19

When John Mc Andrews started his new business he decided to announce what about his enterprise was. So one of the things that he did first it was to put the logo of his company printed on personalized notepads and offer for free to his customers.Anot > read more

NEW ZODIAC SIGN DATES ON THE HOROSCOPE

Published on 2011-02-18 17:33:58

I don’t understand anything about astrology. One day I was born and my parents told me that I was LIBRA according to my horoscope. But what happens? Yesterday I was LIBRA and according to the new horoscope now I am VIRGO.I was surprised when I read > read more

DRIVING DRUNK AND WITH A TIGER ON HIS CAR

Published on 2011-02-17 05:11:28

A man was arrested for the police when he was driving drunk. But it was not all, the man not only had clear evidence of intoxication, plus he had a tiger in his car.When he was interrogated by the police the man said:- “I'm a tamer and I'm unemploy > read more

ARRESTED PIGEON WITH DRUG TIED ON ITS BODY

Published on 2011-02-17 04:31:10

These are not good times for pigeons. They are hunted down because councils do not want them in cities for hygienically questions like craps that they leave on the ground and especially on the windshields of cars. For governments it is not question o > read more

WINSTON CHURCHILL’S FALSE TEETH AT AUCTION

Published on 2011-02-17 03:12:34

Sometimes I don’t understand the fact of putting up for auction things that for you don’t have not value and the person who is going to buy your object takes it as devil who gathers souls.I just read on the newspaper that the false teeth of Winst > read more

TOP SECRET DOCUMENT: GOD DOESN’T EXIST!

Published on 2011-02-16 05:41:31

According to a secret document that I could get thank you to information sources of ill reputation, but that for the moment I must maintain in secret because I must correct spelling errors and weird signs written in, I can say that there are 99% of p > read more

DANGEROUS ALIEN BACTERIUM ON WATER TAP

Published on 2011-02-15 04:06:09

People are very worried consequence of the discovery of an alien bacterium on water tap with mutant effects on human beings. Scientists said that this bacterium come on Earth last year when a meteor got our planet. The most worrying of all is that th > read more

SEX SCANDAL: GIRLS FOR RENT TO BERLUSCONI

Published on 2011-02-14 10:50:48

Berlusconi is out of himself. The sex scandals that are following him are devastating his image. Really people can do what they want on their free time, but when you are a public figure, even being in charge of the government of your country, you mus > read more

PASSIVE SMOKING: A SLOW WAY TO THE DEATH

Published on 2011-02-11 07:44:55

Passive smoking kills thousands of people around the world, in not an immediately way, but little by little. Unwittingly you, who are near a smoker, are a victim who suffers the pleasure of the other person that is smoking. While smokers take their t > read more

TERRIBLE SNOW STORMS ON GLOBAL WARMING

Published on 2011-02-11 03:36:34

It seems a silly question to ask why is it so cold if it is winter, but if we consider that we are in a stage of global warming on the planet this is not to mock.Because winter is cold, it is obvious like the Eiffel Tower itself represents a gigantic > read more

ASPIRIN AGAINST PARACETAMOL OR IBUPROFEN

Published on 2011-02-11 03:07:46

Many years ago that when I am cold I take Paracetamol or Ibuprofen depending of the symptoms that I have. For example if I have a headache or my I have pain in my back it is recommendable to take Ibuprofen which is best for pain, but if on the other > read more

DURBAN 2011: SUMMIT ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE

Published on 2011-02-10 03:44:24

The next international climate summit will be in Durban, South Africa, in December 2011. Until that moment governments all over the world have homework to do for palliating the effects of climate change, especially trying to minimize the consequences > read more

WIKILEAKS: SEARCHING FOR FACTS ON THE SHIT

Published on 2011-02-09 03:31:18

Wikileaks has left our society naked. The debate is on the street and people do not know if it is ethical or not to reveal all the secrets that different governments have kept careful, or if on the contrary we can say that everything is good to know, > read more

FBI INVESTIGATES AT CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY

Published on 2011-02-08 04:26:35

The most controversial of all religions around the world is the church of scientology, especially because Tom Cruise and John Travolta take part on it, and people think that it is another deplorable film on their curriculum.These days FBI is investig > read more

ALL IS QUESTION OF HAVING GOOD OR BAD LUCK

Published on 2011-02-07 16:36:39

I have never believed on winning something playing on the Internet and less on sweepstakes, where the possibility of getting a big prize is in function of the people who are playing. For example if there are one million of people applying for winning > read more

WHAT TIME IS IT? TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE TIME

Published on 2011-02-07 03:30:07

Some days ago I was watching a documentary about time and the relation that we have with it. Brian Cox, who is known for his participation in science programmes for BBC television, asked to different experts on the matter about what time is it? And e > read more

MONA LISA: SHE IS NOT A WOMAN, HE IS A MAN!

Published on 2011-02-04 04:50:22

One wakes up in the morning and the world has changed in relation with the day before. Evidently, today isn’t the same day as yesterday because things can be similar but there are a lot of aspects which change at all. So, yesterday I thought that M > read more

THERE IS A GOBLIN INTO MY WASHING MACHINE

Published on 2011-02-03 08:56:04

Really, some weeks ago that I noticed that something wrong was happening into my washing machine. When the process of doing the laundry was finished and I got out the clothes some of them mysteriously disappeared, especially socks. And then, it becom > read more

WHAT HAPPENS REALLY WITH CLIMATE CHANGE?

Published on 2011-02-03 03:54:11

I thought that global warming was really that Earth would become hotter than colder. But after reading this news: “Map shows most of Northern Hemisphere is covered in snow and ice” I realize that in reality Earth is becoming colder. Is Global war > read more

CROCODILE FOUND ON LUGGAGE AT CUSTOMS

Published on 2011-02-02 03:37:22

It’s weird to travel with a crocodile on your luggage. It can be understood that it is your pet and you don’t want to leave it alone at home, and there aren’t custody centres where to place the beast. Yes, there are zoos but I thing that it wou > read more

RADIOACTIVE MUTANTS NEAR NUCLEAR PLANTS

Published on 2011-02-01 03:32:15

People who live in villages near of nuclear plants have more probabilities of becoming radioactive mutant humans than the rest. And the worst is that this kind of mutation is very contagious, so having contact with somebody who has this type of illne > read more

THE LOST PREDATOR INSTINCT OF ZOO ANIMALS

Published on 2011-01-31 09:50:17

The most common when you are going to a zoo is to watch all the animals lazy, relaxing on the shadows of their parcels, or eating some food that keepers give them, but in reality, this kind of relax situation is not good especially for predators like > read more

HOW ABOUT TO WIN LOTTERY WITHOUT PAYING

Published on 2011-01-28 03:07:35

Really I have realised that for many tickets of lottery you buy, the real possibilities of winning are similar to play without paying for the tickets. So, why to waste your money on some numbers of lotto which only the fate of your destiny will bring > read more

HARASSED BY EMAIL FROM A WEALTHY WOMAN

Published on 2011-01-27 03:38:26

Sarah is so preppy that wearing brand clothes is her style. She is unable to wear garments out of fashion and her trend is always wearing the latest must-haves of the market. Anyway Sarah could permit similar luxuries because she was born on a wealth > read more

ALWAYS LOOKING FOR GOOD, NICE AND CHEAP

Published on 2011-01-26 03:07:58

Sometimes acceding to an expensive service is not synonym of quality, because you think that paying more you will get a better product. But you always doubt about it trying to search a cheap service because this famous urban legend about “cheap thi > read more

COMING NEW TAX FOR BEGGING ON THE STREET

Published on 2011-01-25 10:35:04

Governments all over the world are trying to adjust their economies to the new situation that was created with the financial crunch. The most countries are cutting here and there adjusting their budgets and the most worrying is that they are removing > read more

HOW OBTAIN MONEY WHEN LIFE IS GOING BAD?

Published on 2011-01-21 03:32:47

When unemployment raises people become crazy at all, especially when they lose their jobs. You must pay a lot of bills and to do face at every day needs, and when there isn’t money on the pockets, everything for getting money is good. But this “g > read more

FINES FOR MISSING YOUR DENTAL APPOINTMENT

Published on 2011-01-20 02:27:09

One day you wake up and you realize that you have a terrible toothache. Yes, it’s time to call the dentist and ask for an appointment for checking your tooth and verifying if really there is a tooth decay which gives you much pain.But, what happens > read more

PROUD OF BEING THE PARENTS OF ATOMIC BOMB

Published on 2011-01-19 03:50:38

It produced plutonium for nearly half a century in Richland, Washington. The time now is clean up, but the culture of the atom is still strong. So strong that even the logo at Richland High School (home of the bombers), is represented with the famous > read more

PHOENIX JONES: LIVING AS A HUMAN SUPERHERO

Published on 2011-01-18 03:52:17

As superheroes only exist on comic books, there are people really involved on transforming their lives in pretending carry on with justice against bad actions and evil criminals. And not only dressing up as superheroes, if not that they take action, > read more

REPELLENT BOY FEEDING PIGEONS IN THE PARK

Published on 2011-01-17 05:45:13

Repellent boy was in the park feeding pigeons. His mother gave him money for buying the bread as every day, but today, instead of returning quickly at home for fear of the bogeyman, he stopped at the central Park of the city.He took a bit of the Fren > read more

THE FOURTH KIND: PAINFUL ALIEN ABDUCTIONS

Published on 2011-01-14 03:56:17

Yesterday I watched this film “The fourth kind” about alien abductions and if you search the truth on the movie you will be disappointed because as happens on documentaries, books, etc. the only thing that they offer you is to believe or not. Sim > read more

THREE WINNERS TALES ABOUT CASINO PLAYERS

Published on 2011-01-12 07:29:19

- C. Nders had lost his work some years ago because of the alcohol and drugs; his wife because she abandoned him as a dog for a filthy millionaire; his house because it burned one night when he fell asleep with a cigarette in his mouth. Totally ruine > read more

TO EXERCISE AND SPORT ARE GOOD FOR HEALTH

Published on 2011-01-12 05:05:49

The doctor advised Mary Jones to do more sport, because she was becoming every time fatter and fatter, and a little of exercise and less burgers would fix the sedentary life that she was carrying as accountant assistant from the morning to the night. > read more

THREE LOSERS STORIES ABOUT CASINO PLAYERS

Published on 2011-01-11 03:57:49

- M. Bitter was tired of playing slots on bars and restaurants. His system for cheating the slot machine with a mobile phone, trick that has learned from Chinese people, always gave him the jackpot. He needed a new aim, a new ambition project for bec > read more

LIAR JOURNALIST CLUB BRINGS OUT FAKE NEWS

Published on 2011-01-10 12:44:24

As every year the members of the Liar Journalist Club gathered in their social local, where they must determine the lie the funniest and improbable published that year ago by a journalist on a newspaper without the chief Editor realised that this fak > read more

HUMAN ERROR AGAINST CRASH ON THE MACHINE

Published on 2011-01-07 02:09:23

Generally we blame about failures on systems, hardware bugs, pieces bad built, engine errors… for justifying that something doesn’t work, but sometimes the big error is committed by human beings.It usually happens when you are travelling on a pla > read more

HUNDREDS OF BIRDS APPEAR DEAD IN KENTUCKY

Published on 2011-01-05 02:50:45

I watched for first time on the TV series “FlashForward” the mysterious dead of hundreds of blackbirds as results of scientific experiments. And sometimes fiction becomes reality, especially when you read on the newspapers news about things that > read more

HANGING MISSING PET POSTERS IS PENALIZED

Published on 2011-01-04 03:48:37

For incredible that it can be if you lose your pet don’t try to hang posters on the street for requesting information about its disappearance or you can be fined by the local council. This story happened to a man who, so desperate to find his lost > read more

GOOD PROPOSITIONS FOR THE NEW YEAR 2011

Published on 2011-01-03 03:52:57

When a New Year starts people generally decide to carry out some personal propositions: to give up smoking, to do more sport, to eat healthier …after you know what your aim is, it is only question to put the mind in it and getting the goal.These ar > read more