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Best Rapper Alive
Published on 2010-03-01 23:22:03
Babes and Dudes of the Jury:>>To Whom It May Concern:"Dear Grandma: Someone once said, 'War is Hell.' They've never been to fat camp. I knew the food would be bad. But, even worse: Today, they killed the blob." - Garner, Gerald. Sorry, but I th > read more
I Feel Home
Published on 2010-03-01 23:19:58
Lovers and Haters:Welcome to the second installment of my blog, "Reflection: A Moment with Meatson." For those who are unaware, I believe it was my really nice friend Michael J. Bonitati who gave yours truly the nickname "Meatson." It really is quite > read more
Sing For The Moment
Published on 2010-03-01 23:16:44
Brothers and Sisters:I am now officially 22 years young. I feel so lucky and blessed to reach this golden age as there are painful tragedies in this world that prevent far too many young, innocent lives from reaching their full potential and experien > read more
So Damn Lucky
Published on 2010-03-01 23:15:10
To My P.I.C.'s: My Partners in Crime:First order of business, Happy Christmas people. I hope your day was magical, full of holiday cheer, excitement, and laughter. I do hereby declare that laughter really is the best medicine as studies have statisti > read more
You Can Call Me Al
Published on 2010-03-01 23:12:42
Geeks and Nerds:Greetings Nerds. Happy 2010! Only two more short years until the earth is going to come to end and take a crap on all of us at the same time. We are so F'ed and we know it too. New Year's Eve parties to bring in 2012 are going to be s > read more
For Those About To Rock We Salute You
Published on 2010-03-01 23:10:17
Camp Hope Campers:Lunch has been canceled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.I am back at school for my last rodeo, damn time flies. If someone gave me the option to go back to 3rd grade, I would totally jump on that opportunity. Back when the bigge > read more
Stolen Away On 55th & 3rd
Published on 2010-03-01 23:08:52
Jesters and Jokers:This is Meatson comin' at cha full throttle straight to your face. I highly suggest you stay clear of the tracks when the Meat Express is operating at maximum speed headed right for your sorry ass, ready and more than capable of fo > read more
Yeah!
Published on 2010-03-01 02:11:00
Grown Ass Men and Women:I received better than average reviews on my last post, so I am going to extend it even furthur (that's what she said). I present to you a continuation of the list of The Real Men and Women of Genius, I hope everyone is fully > read more
Riding Solo
Published on 2010-02-22 00:55:00
Real Men and Women of Genius:There comes a time and place where certain people deserve a salute. There comes a time and place where we must make a toast to and honor those certain essential characters that exist within our midst. You have presented b > read more
Babylon
Published on 2010-02-17 05:36:00
Championship Performers:My mind has been on the move. I have been carefully deliberating many things as I go about my last remaining weeks here in beautiful Oxford, Ohio where there is a confirmed surplus of beautiful women flocking like the Salmon o > read more
Right Me Up
Published on 2010-02-14 14:56:00
Wankstas:Hello creatures. How goes it? Hope your weekend was full of food, drink, and lofty spirits. Remember though, safety first. Click it or ticket: What's holding YOU back? Always keep in mind that parents who host, lose the most. Do your part to > read more
Buy U a Drank
Published on 2010-02-10 20:24:00
My Pack of Wolves:Just face it, man. You're just an egghead. You spent your entire summer constructing your badass K'nex Roller Coaster and various badass Lego pirate ships. You spent long arduous hours on Napster pirating songs in hopes that you pro > read more
Halo
Published on 2010-02-01 00:29:00
Creepy Crawlers:Sup wit it. What it do baby. How was your weekend? Mine was dope. Tons of funnies were made, and a lot of creep creep creepin' was done. This weekend featured some serious hooligans. The All-Star cast included the likes of the followi > read more
Party In The USA
Published on 2010-01-25 01:25:00
Greetings Buttfaces:I seem to have developed an affinity for constructing lists of certain things. I would like to take this opportunity to compile a list of some of the things that I consider to be the creepiest things ever known to man, at least in > read more
Every Mile A Memory
Published on 2010-01-24 12:42:00
Acquaintances of Mine:I have compiled a list of things that you just gotta respect. Things that are just too classic. Things that just stand the test of time.You Just Gotta Respect:a. A hottie B-dubs waitressb. Hamilton Porter (Sandlot)c. Charlie Con > read more
Say Hello, Wave Goodbye
Published on 2010-01-18 21:03:00
Party People:Holy weekend. I seriously underestimated the beast. Oxford got the best of me, that is for damn sure. I would like to thank everyone who made this weekend possible: Friends, enemies, food establishments, bars, Nintendo64, iPod Playlists, > read more
Thriller
Published on 2010-01-14 11:47:00
Lollipop Gang:Let me enlighten you, the way I always do. Take a seat, take a load off your feet. Just listen to my word, although it may sound absurd. Enjoy the show, I'll show you what I know, have you sayin' bravo. I will be your mentor, do not fre > read more