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The Only Joke I Could Come Up With At Work
Published on 2009-11-03 11:30:00
Mona Lisa was taken into custody today for attempted murder.She was later released as police realised she was framed.
Oh Stop Wineing
Published on 2009-11-03 11:25:00
What alcoholic beverage is quickly becoming extinct?White Wineo
An Astute Observation
Published on 2009-11-03 10:20:00
Here's something i don't get. Actually, instead of just putting it out there and signing off, i'll explain how this came to my mind.So im swimming early in the morning- the old peoples hour. (Old people sure love to swim, and the baffling thing is they are so good at it. Im a pretty strong swimmer, but i do two lengths then im clinging onto the side panting away, while the old folks just keep on going at their monotonous breast stroke. Its embarrassing - but another story). So anyway, as im at t
Notebooks At the Ready
Published on 2009-11-02 17:26:00
Seeing old people making out is gross. That's a fact.But at what age does it go from being ok, to simply gross?Exhibit 1:People like seeing two young people making out, cause its romantic (if your a girl) or looks hot (if your a guy). The kissers are in the mid to late 20s - and its looking good.Exhibit 2: Later on in this film, these two make out - and its gross to see. Im not vomiting or anything, but i did squint my eyes when watching. People seem to agree as i couldn't find a single pic of
Where The Hell Did This Phrase Come From!?
Published on 2009-11-02 16:49:00
Kettle Of FishThis is one of those phrases where the origin worries me alot. Where could it possibly come from? Either way im sure the NSPCA are going to be pissed!Cue fish jokes:Bet the guy responsible felt so gill-ty.This is proof that there is no cod....ok..thats enough.In Conclusion - it can only be bad news, when the sound of steam becomes the tuna death.(im allowed to go out on one)
After the caffine boost
Published on 2009-10-10 05:52:00
What coffee damages your self-esteem?A Mocha
Finaly
Published on 2009-08-28 18:11:00
Shoes that fit me! :D
River Island's New Demographic
Published on 2009-08-28 18:09:00
With the credit cruch putting such a strain on the retail industry, shops are forced to think of new ways to make sure they stay afloat. At first glance your thinking this animal manikin thing is not going to work out too well. Who is walking past this display thinking: "well if the shirt looks good on the hippo...". But River Island's plan is obviously to start getting animals to wear their clothes. An untapped market, which if it takes off could make them millions.Soon your be strolling throug
Who's walking this slow!????
Published on 2009-08-24 12:40:00
Clearly Subway customers are putting on a hell of alot of weight
A Pizza-My-Mind
Published on 2009-08-24 11:59:00
Saturday night and I was going to cook but subconsiously i kept making myself wait until it was too late to justify not cooking. I believe this has been termed as lazy. Later that night im tucking into a take-away pizza, when i realise on the side of the delivery box it says:Im thinking...what is this? It looks like an advertisement. A reallllly lazy advertisement. Like someones thinking "hmm what should i eat today?" then they see eatpizzaeatpizzaeatpizzaeatpizzaeatpizzaeatpizza. "hmm...maybe i