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Multitabling
Published on 2010-08-23 03:58:00
How do the pro's work when they multitable? How many games at a time will they be playing? Do they play 16 games at a time and every time they're out load another game? Or play blocks, so load 16 games and wait till they finish and then start another 16 games? How many games a day of say 45 man MTTSNG will they play in a day?
Fifa are USELESS
Published on 2010-08-14 09:38:00
So no goal line technology says Twat Blatter but now this:Sepp Blatter says Fifa is considering scrapping draws at the group stage of future World Cup finals by introducing penalty shoot-outs after 90 minutes.Blatter, president of world football's governing body, is known for voicing radical ideas on changing the game.He wants to put an end to defence-minded teams playing to get a draw. First point - It will make more teams play defensive as they can effectively win by drawing. Practice penaltie
Idiot
Published on 2010-08-08 12:47:00
I'm an idiotI always think about things but never actually do them. I still can't work out what to do with my life, I might try and take divemaster qualifications in scuba diving and see if i can get a job somewhere tropical teaching scuba diving. I really want to travel and work abroad. TEFL english teaching isn't going to happen as you need a degree, I can't just "travel" as i get paid fuck all money so don't know what to do.Have played a few tournies recently in the raise the river syndicate
Low limit PLO
Published on 2010-08-03 17:04:00
The micro limit NLHE games on stars are stupid. You raise with a premium hand and get 4 callers and have no idea where you are for the rest of the hand as you know you're getting called with any two cards. Even if you raise all in you still get sucked out with people calling with anything. Playing PLO is different however. People play PLO as if they're playing NLHE at the micro limits. They'll get dealt AKxx and think that's a premium hand. Also because you hit the nuts far more often in PLO and
No Further on
Published on 2010-08-01 12:21:00
I was looking at doing a TEFL course to be able to teach english overseas but looking at the jobs advertised on their website, they all wanted people with university degrees. I still can't work out what to do. I might try and get back into scuba diving and see if i can become a divemaster and then maybe teach scuba diving overseas. After me saying i was going to stay off the drink I ended up getting shitfaced again last night. I really need to find another way to get my kicks. My life's so borin
Funny News
Published on 2010-07-30 11:28:00
Five thousand unsold 24-carat gold limited edition Frank Lampard signature iPods are to be melted down and rebranded into ones featuring cartoon character Hello Kitty.hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
off the drink
Published on 2010-07-29 16:13:00
I think i'm going to stop drinking and try and get my kicks in other ways. As i said in my last post, i think it's dull just working all week and then getting shitfaced at the weekend. I went out yesterday for a works party. There were about 250 people from work there. I had been getting on really well with a girl from work and there was another girl from work who i'd had a kiss and a cuddle with the other week. The first girl annoyed me when she just was sat talking to this dickhead all night.
Bored bored BORED
Published on 2010-07-27 16:40:00
So bored with life right now.I've just come back from a holiday in Cap Salou where my sister works. Had a good laugh out there and saw a load of old friends and it bought back some memories of when i used to work out there. Now i'm back at work speaking to wankers all day selling insurance. I really need to do something exciting with my life. Something daft maybe. I have been googling things like "security guard jobs Iraq" and "Navy mine clearance diver" to see what comes up but struggle with ex
Radical Idea
Published on 2010-07-04 12:57:00
England at the World Cup were a joke. The players are supposed to be the best in the world but were useless together as a team.When i train with young 16-17 year olds for my local team. The best players always want to play together. I always get the not so good players together and tell them it's ok we will play together and just say "you pick any 11 and i'll have the rest". What then happens is I organise my team with 4 defenders, 4 midfielders, 2 strikers and a keeper and am always shouting te
Three Peak Challenge
Published on 2010-06-30 15:52:00
Am doing the 3 Peak Challenge on the 23/24th August for Brain Tumour UK.The 3 peak challenge is climbing the 3 highest peaks in England Scotland and Wales in a 24 Hour period. Scafell Pike, Ben Nevis and Snowdon...Am training at the moment but need sponsorship!!! Please sponsor me via the widget on the right.
My 2 Cents
Published on 2010-06-28 12:38:00
England.. What a load of shit. i was watching the game with friends and nobidy mentioned this but we were screaming at the TV. In the first half before the goals, everytime we got the ball we were looking left for the width on the wing, however Gerrard was always sat in the centre of midfield. ashley cole kept getting in trouble as gerrard's instinct is to go inside. Capello is useless in my opinion. For a start, the goalkeeper wo had the best year at club level by miles was Joe Hart. He played
Green Day and England
Published on 2010-06-20 06:27:00
Am so tired.....Went to watch the England game at the pub Friday and was depressed when it finished. All Robert green'd fault in my opinion but am not going to talk about that shit. After the football finished a few of my mates said "shall we go out for a couple in Norwich?" Why not.... Well I ended up getting back to my mates where i was staying at about 5.30. I had to get up about 10 to go to London to see Green Day at Wembley Stadium. I got up alright, we were banging on my other mates door f
World Cup
Published on 2010-06-15 12:51:00
Well it's been rubbish hasn't it?It was good to see the Ivory Coast and Portugal play for a draw and just see who can beat North Korea by the most goals. So many draws and nobody has been that good. Germany were alright but Australia were absolutely useless.To give my opinion on england... I really don't like Capello's policy of telling the players 2 hours before kick off who is playing. I saw an interview with Alex Ferguson once and he was asked "What do you say to the players before kick off?"
Work is Shit
Published on 2010-06-08 15:00:00
My job selling car insurance is shit. You really get treated like shit all day and speak to wankers all day. You really get so many wankers calling. Old men are the worse..."Can i take your first name please?""Smith""Your first name please?""J""Sorry sir i need to take your name for the insurance certificate""well i don't see why you need that but it's jonathan"and you know it's going to be a shit call.I had a women moaning at me the other day asking why her insurance quote was so high. She had
Saturday Night Fun
Published on 2010-06-06 12:51:00
I went out in Norwich last night with a few friends from work and a few mates from where i live. I the first bar we went in my mate was at the bar and started speaking to a bloke at the bar. As soon as this bloke said he worked at the same place as me my mate said "Do you like it there? My mate Matt fucking hates it"... Turns out it was my boss... brilliant. Earlier on in the day at work i'd had one of them flirty "Are you out tonight?" conversation with one of the managers and she started ringi
Foreigners in London
Published on 2010-06-03 14:08:00
I went to London today with my mum and had a good day. A few things wound me that to be honest normally wind me up in London. I went into a post office near the British Museum as I needed to apply for a new passport as mine went through the wash. I was using the Post Office's check and send service and the guy serving me was Indian. Suddenly i'm being grilled about applying for a new passport and interviewed by someone who's blatantly not British, I thought it was quite funny. Later on we were i
North Korea
Published on 2010-06-02 15:14:00
That place is super fucked up. I've been reading and watching a bit about North Korea recently and it is really really scary. It's like the Ministry of Truth in 1984 where Kim Jong Il adjusts the truth to suit his means. Nobody in the masses has any access to external websites and all internal information and media is created by the ruling government. They are told they are the happiest people in the world and Kim Jong Il lives in the most lavish luxury whilst his people starve.Kim Jong il is ca
World Cup Fever
Published on 2010-05-31 08:52:00
I've not really had anything to post about recently. Works is still bad. I might apply for a managers position just for the money but i know i won't get it as i've only been there are few months. The longer I stay there the more i want to just go and work on a boat in mexico like my sister did and forget about doing the same mundane things here. I've always wanted a bit of excitement in my life so selling insurance and doing the same things over and over again are really boring me.I've not playe
Delusions of Grandeur
Published on 2010-05-29 09:23:00
Read this today that made me LOL PMSL and ROFL.Alan Hansen, television football pundit, and a member of Scotland's 1982 World Cup squad, said: "I remember watching Italy versus Brazil in the World Cup Final in 1970."It was at that moment I knew I wanted to be there myself, playing in games like that. I will never forget watching that game." Yeah shame you're scottish alan and had NO chance of ever getting anywhere near the 2nd round of the World Cup.
Every Time
Published on 2010-05-27 15:40:00
When the World cup comes along there are always things hanging over us...You couldn't have waited facking 7 weeks could you Cheryl??Cheryl and Ashley, Jordan and Peter, Paul and Heather... celebrities always want their marriage over quickly when it falls apart, but the "quickie" divorce is anything but - it takes months.
Lost Finale
Published on 2010-05-25 13:31:00
Did anyone watch this? If not beware there may be spoilers.Up until 10 minutes from the end i thought it was going to be good. I really liked the way it was going in the alternate reality... and then it just went stupid. During the entire 6 seasons, Kate has always followed jack when there is something important to be done and has always liked Jack. So as soon as Jack says he needs to "save the island" and kisses her and tells her he loves her, she fucks off knowing she wouldn't see him again an
Only in China...
Published on 2010-05-22 16:58:00
"While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution," wrote the China Daily"Makes you want to read more doesn't it?!?!A young Chinese woman was left partially deaf following a passionate kiss from her boyfriend.The 20-something from Zhuhai in Guangdong province arrived at hospital having completely lost the hearing in her left ear, said local reports.The incident prompted a series of articles in the local media warning of the dangers of excessive kissing."While ki
Nothing Happening
Published on 2010-05-20 16:20:00
Life has been a bot boring lately. Am busy at work so have not played poker. Neteller have frozen my account till i send them info over and to be honest, i have no idea how to do that. I've been going to the gym a lot and have starting training for the 3 peak challenge i'm doing in August which will be hard work. I feel alot better after being to the gym and weirdly feel less tired so will keep it up.As well as the 3 Peak Challenge in August, On friday i'm sleeping outside our central Norwich of
I will make you feel old.........
Published on 2010-05-16 09:54:00
Back to the FutureIf it was made today and they went back the same length of time as they did in the film, what year would they go back to?1980
Chelsea
Published on 2010-05-15 13:00:00
Good to see Lampard getting good preperation for taking penalties in pressure games and spanking it miles wide.We're going to lose on penalties again arn't we?