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Is the practicum for this class mandatory?
Published on 2008-01-20 08:09:00
Professor: So the probability you've got a straight on your hands isdetermined by what comes out the back end here.-- MS&E lecture > read more
But at least it pays for tuition, right?
Published on 2007-12-15 07:34:00
Girl on Bike: "Yeah, and I might have to get naked tonight, so that also sucks."-- Outside the Bookstore > read more
"You drink the HCl, I'll drink the H20, and we'll see who gets heartburn."
Published on 2006-12-07 15:00:00
"Wait, so is the stronger acid HCl or H20?"-- outside Hewlett > read more
Now say, "I'm leaving you for someone less repulsive"
Published on 2006-11-21 17:53:00
Disgruntled significant other: "'You're a sick fuck.' There, I said it."-- ZAP > read more
Just be glad he doesn't do CSRE
Published on 2006-11-02 11:58:00
Prof: "Who can tell me the difference between a birch tree and a beech tree?"[Student raises his hand.]Student: "A beech tree's got lighter bark."Prof: "But otherwise there's no difference?"Student: "...I dunno 'bout the leaves or anything, but when > read more
Does this have anything to do with monkeys or typewriters?
Published on 2006-11-02 11:55:00
Sweet-toothed student: "If you put an infinite amount of candy corn infront of me, I will eat until I die. Do you understand that?"-- Kresge Aud. > read more
Bizarrely enough, the Honor Code does
Published on 2006-10-12 03:50:00
Obviously a Guy: "The Fundamental Standard does not apply to girls having sex."-- Terra > read more
Let the nerd-off begin!
Published on 2006-09-28 03:55:00
Guy to study partner: "My dad took Calculus before your dad!" > read more
Just Say Maybe
Published on 2006-08-02 21:57:00
Girl: "No, no! Vicodin is bad! ... Vicodin is bad, Percoset is good!"-- Manzanita Dining > read more
Philadelphia, but no cream cheese?
Published on 2006-07-25 13:39:00
Girl, looking at menu: "It has lox in it, but it doesn't have salmon!"-- Stacks, Menlo Park > read more