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I voted yes in the police millage in order to save the Polar Bears. WTF????
Published on 2012-05-08 18:51:00
God Misses Again: Santorum Drops Out
Published on 2012-04-12 11:56:00
So far this primary election cycle God Almighty is 0 for 4 in His picks for a Republican Presidential nominee. The latest victim to God’s A-Rod like numbers is former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum. This afternoon Santorum officially suspended his campaign, citing personal reasons, namely that he can no longer stop crying himself to sleep each night.Before Santorum, or Frothy, as he is more intimately known, God struck out swinging with Governor of Texas Rick Perry, Minnesota Representativ [..] > read more
HP Letter to the Editor
Published on 2012-01-13 01:03:00
I hope Rich Camacho doesn't quit his day job to go on the comedy circuit any time soon. His recent letter to the editor ("There's plenty dish about on the talk-show circuit," Jan. 6) was so full of groaners I've decided to expand on it. Not surprisingly, I found more laughs on the other side of the aisle.Speaker of the House John Boehner has had his yearly health exam by an under-qualified, overpaid HMO and besides the usual "Cut back your daily alcohol intake to single digits," there's another [..] > read more
Highlights and lowlights from the Broken County Youth Fair 2011
Published on 2011-08-17 22:25:00
If you missed the fair this year, fret not, dear reader. Just remember back to last year, or the year before, and it was much of the same thing. Only this year all the kids were wearing strange Mohawk wigs in bright colors. Either I am getting old and my taste buds are going, or the Enemies of Broken Springs have cheapened up on their Korn dog batter. The first four I ate were doughy and the next four were much better, but still not as good as I remember them from years past. If you’re in lin [..] > read more
How Obama Has Failed Us by Killing Osama bin Laden
Published on 2011-05-02 17:41:00
Dear Editor,How dare President Obama kill the #1 wanted terrorist Osama bin Laden! This wreckless behavior further illustrates Barack Hussein Obama’s utter disregard for America and our domestic problems. Need I remind everyone that gas here has sk > read more
Snow: It's What's For Dinner !
Published on 2011-02-24 22:41:00
A slippery look at the advantages and disadvantages of snow, an amended Letter to the Editor which ran in last week’s Herald Republican…Snow gets such a bad rap all the time. But have you ever considered its good qualities? Consider:Snow covers g > read more
Glenn Beck's Top Ten Dumbest Quotes
Published on 2010-09-11 00:28:00
Is He a Schizo, a Bigot, or Just a Right Wing Nutjob?Readers beware! There's another wacko right wing nutjob on the loose. His name is Glenn Beck, and Republicans adore him. They love him so much they want to rub his belly when he rolls over, and > read more
ATTENTION: FOUND DOG
Published on 2009-05-18 23:55:00
If anyone knows anyone who has lost a little dog in Berrien Springs, please contact me: Email me at darvijenn@yahoo.com . I found a small dog Monday evening around 10 PM in our back yard on Murdock St near Bluff. I think the dog probably just got awa > read more
Oh my? Really? Who woulda stunk...er, I mean, thunk it?
Published on 2009-05-07 00:43:00
Kalamazoo links broccoli smell to sewer systemKALAMAZOO, Mich. – An official said he's found a source of the city's long-running mystery stink. Public Services Director Bruce Merchant says the "rotten broccoli" smell that's bothered residents of no > read more
Congratulations America
Published on 2008-11-06 12:34:00
Does Daniel Shame moonlight in Orlando?
Published on 2008-10-06 14:40:00
About a month later, Seminole planning officials cleared Holmes to run a volunteer organization out of the house. But they specifically prohibited ''outside storage of any materials'' unless she screened them from view.By September 2007, Seminole Cou > read more
Satire at its best
Published on 2008-10-01 02:38:00
I love Sara Benincasa. > read more
Published on 2008-09-30 03:38:00
The real thing:Katie Couric: Why isn't it better, Gov. Palin, to spend $700 billion helping middle-class families who are struggling with health care, housing, gas and groceries; allow them to spend more and put more money into the economy instead of > read more
From Sarah and Hillary
Published on 2008-09-22 14:49:00
Sarah Palin Speaking in Tongues
Published on 2008-09-21 14:18:00
The only one I liked at the RNC
Published on 2008-09-09 15:20:00