Blog Feed: My Senior Citizen & Baby Boomer Humor Blog

With the average cost for a nursing home reaching over $300.00 per day, there is a better way to spend our savings, when we get old and feeble. I have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn for a combined long term stay discount and a

Don't try this at home

Published on 2012-12-21 21:10:00

The Perfect shirt to wear if you're gonna do something stupid.

Published on 2012-12-20 19:01:00

How to get a little attention at the retirement home.

Published on 2012-12-19 18:47:00

Miracle Worker

Published on 2012-12-19 06:30:00

Nick stockings

Published on 2012-12-18 18:34:00

Sunday Best

Published on 2012-12-16 08:33:00

I'd like to phone a friend...

Published on 2012-12-15 05:44:00

It's Maxine...

Published on 2012-12-14 15:06:00

Senior Citizen Barbie

Published on 2012-12-14 06:14:00

In the dog house again.

Published on 2012-12-10 20:19:00

Paybacks

Published on 2012-12-10 06:24:00

The Boogey Man...

Published on 2012-12-07 06:42:00

True...

Published on 2012-12-06 20:04:00

A little naughty yuletide fashion.

Published on 2012-12-05 06:28:00

NOTICE: No reindeer were harmed in the making of this cartoon.

Published on 2012-12-02 09:02:00

Good question son...

Published on 2012-12-01 16:44:00

STOP spending money on Rogaine...

Published on 2012-12-01 13:19:00

I may be 50, fat and diabetic... but I'm ahead of you. lol.

Published on 2012-11-28 21:11:00

I love bacon

Published on 2012-11-28 06:43:00

The Good Old Days. Life was just better back then...

Published on 2012-11-25 20:38:00

Yup... that about sums it up.

Published on 2012-11-24 08:22:00

nah-nah-nah-nah-nah.

Published on 2012-11-23 09:33:00

Happy Thanksgiving from my family to yours

Published on 2012-11-22 07:40:00

Burning sensation?

Published on 2012-11-21 20:11:00

Which one are you?

Published on 2012-11-21 20:03:00

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

Published on 2012-11-20 20:08:00

Here's a real Geezer Test...

Published on 2012-11-18 17:52:00

When there's no more paper towels...

Published on 2012-11-18 09:40:00

Ask about our Layaway Plan.

Published on 2012-11-18 08:54:00

Watch old ladies...

Published on 2012-11-17 13:44:00

Thank You Looney Tunes...

Published on 2012-11-17 08:36:00

Still Old School

Published on 2012-11-16 05:52:00

Hip Hop Grandpa

Published on 2012-11-16 05:51:00

New use for Lego's

Published on 2012-11-14 18:51:00

The Italian Tomato Garden

Published on 2012-11-11 16:55:00

Not a bad idea...

Published on 2012-11-09 20:55:00

One size fits all

Published on 2012-11-08 18:31:00

Single file. Everyone follow me...

Published on 2012-11-08 06:05:00

Yogi and Boo Boo

Published on 2012-11-07 19:15:00

I'm with the A Team

Published on 2012-11-04 06:34:00

This is gonna be a tough one...

Published on 2012-11-02 17:45:00

Confucius say: Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Published on 2012-11-01 10:42:00

Einstein's theory on Catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Warming...

Published on 2012-11-01 10:41:00

Trick or Treat. Happy Halloween.

Published on 2012-10-31 11:55:00

In Entertainment News... Donald Trump has agreed to play New York City Police Department Detective Lieutenant Theo Kojak in a new TV series airing this Fall on CBS.

Published on 2012-10-30 18:33:00

Novels MUST be written on a typewriter.

Published on 2012-10-30 12:18:00

High winds destroy Trump Tower.

Published on 2012-10-30 08:20:00

East Coast Advisory

Published on 2012-10-29 09:15:00

Albert Einstein's twin.

Published on 2012-10-29 09:14:00

Some geezer wisdom...

Published on 2012-10-28 20:38:00

Fast Forward. Past and present.

Published on 2012-10-28 09:12:00

Grounded - To have one's feet in the ground.

Published on 2012-10-24 07:12:00

Welcome to Walmart...

Published on 2012-10-23 18:28:00

I'll drink to that.

Published on 2012-10-22 18:39:00

Trick or Treat...

Published on 2012-10-22 18:33:00

Have to do this shit all the time.

Published on 2012-10-19 20:47:00

The importance of having an occupation after retirement.

Published on 2012-10-18 06:33:00

As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to 'make a difference' in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other 'seniors' who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. Harold Schlumberg is such a person: "I've often been asked, 'What do you do now that you're retired?' Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine [..]

Mitt Romney said when he became governor he presented his staff with "binders full of women," who could fill cabinet positions.

Published on 2012-10-17 19:13:00

Geezer Wisdom

Published on 2012-10-17 19:03:00

Welcome Kerry Charves, the newest member of The Gray Knights MC. Like the shirt? Visit the Geezer Planet Shop at the link below...

Published on 2012-10-17 11:37:00

Geezer Planet Shop - http://www.cafepress.com/geezershop

2 For 1 Sale at the Boutique.

Published on 2012-10-17 06:42:00

Newton's Law of Gravity illustrated.

Published on 2012-10-16 19:47:00

Having a good day.

Published on 2012-10-15 18:09:00

"So Daddy, how do you like the new iPad I bought you?"

Published on 2012-10-14 09:32:00

"My friends call me JB, but you can call me tonight."

Published on 2012-10-13 13:10:00

Cool t-shirts

Published on 2012-10-12 20:31:00

Stranded

Published on 2012-10-12 20:22:00

Just an old Milkman.

Published on 2012-10-10 20:24:00

I'll drink to that.

Published on 2012-10-09 20:30:00

Brushaphobia. The fear of brushes.

Published on 2012-10-08 06:40:00

Medical Breakthrough

Published on 2012-10-07 18:59:00

That's me...

Published on 2012-10-06 14:53:00

OMG! I remember them all.

Published on 2012-10-04 18:55:00

ATM Security

Published on 2012-10-03 18:58:00

The old squeeze play.

Published on 2012-10-02 17:56:00

The real Crocodile Dundee

Published on 2012-10-02 17:55:00

Grandpa doesn't know she's only a wax figure. Shhhh....

Published on 2012-10-01 18:54:00

Growing bolder. Somebody has to clean 'em.

Published on 2012-10-01 18:40:00

If you have it, flaunt it...

Published on 2012-10-01 18:35:00

Funny, she started crocheting this when they first got married.

Published on 2012-09-30 22:37:00

Grandmothers should not be allowed to shop alone.

Published on 2012-09-29 08:37:00

Just like a grandma.

Published on 2012-09-29 06:34:00

Morning...

Published on 2012-09-28 08:25:00

Graffiti artists come in all ages.

Published on 2012-09-27 19:51:00

That is one grumpy lookin' old angel. Must have gotten kicked out of heaven.

Published on 2012-09-27 08:52:00

From Start to Finish

Published on 2012-09-26 18:22:00

He's also Security.

Published on 2012-09-25 21:56:00

Some of the Bond Girls... Today.

Published on 2012-09-25 17:50:00

I'll drink to that...

Published on 2012-09-24 20:40:00

Grannies from the hood

Published on 2012-09-24 17:51:00

Fast Forward

Published on 2012-09-24 17:46:00

Getting old? Can't see good anymore? Let the kids help.

Published on 2012-09-24 06:22:00

They have something in common... No teeth. LOL.

Published on 2012-09-23 20:15:00

How many of you have a cattitude?

Published on 2012-09-23 19:36:00

Sports Medicine

Published on 2012-09-22 07:29:00

Ditto for me

Published on 2012-09-22 07:15:00

Old bikers never die... they just get sore asses.

Published on 2012-09-21 06:46:00

Be sure to check out my Gray Knights motorcycle shirt at:

Latest senior fashion... cotton candy hair.

Published on 2012-09-19 20:51:00

Fire hazzard

Published on 2012-09-19 20:47:00

Feelin' pretty good about humanity right now.

Published on 2012-09-19 18:24:00

Pretzel Dog.

Published on 2012-09-19 06:17:00

Bombs away

Published on 2012-09-18 20:08:00

Nice to see old geezers with a sense of humor.

Published on 2012-09-17 19:23:00

Just a nice warm picture of Bill Murray and his plant.

Published on 2012-09-17 19:00:00

Newton's Law of Motion. For every action there is an equal an opposite reaction.

Published on 2012-09-17 06:18:00

Senior wisdom

Published on 2012-09-15 15:07:00

That's my problem. My hard drive is out of space. It needs a good defragging.

Published on 2012-09-15 12:40:00

Ate too much Snap Crackle Pop as a kid.

Published on 2012-09-15 07:06:00

Grannies on sale at WalMart

Published on 2012-09-14 18:15:00

Hope it's not a long trip.

Published on 2012-09-13 21:26:00

Hi-Tech nursing home..

Published on 2012-09-13 19:40:00

Busted for shoplifting. Dresses of course.

Published on 2012-09-12 19:09:00

The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed.

Published on 2012-09-12 18:59:00

Only a little earthquake... Nothing to get excited about.

Published on 2012-09-11 21:27:00

Can't afford a Stair Lift?

Published on 2012-09-10 18:38:00

In the Federal Witness Protection Program

Published on 2012-09-10 06:08:00

Extreme Makeover.

Published on 2012-09-09 06:30:00

Now I know why they call it the "ICU" Ward.

Published on 2012-09-08 18:50:00

Grandpa feeling his oats... and grandma's boobies as well.

Published on 2012-09-08 08:28:00

Someone needs to school grandma on gun safety

Published on 2012-09-07 18:46:00

It's not polite to stare, but there are times when...

Published on 2012-09-06 20:17:00

This is sooo cool.

Published on 2012-09-06 03:00:00

Morgan Freeman having fun in a photo booth

Published on 2012-09-05 05:44:00

One of the cool things about getting older. You can get medicinal marijuana.

Published on 2012-09-04 19:22:00

Way too much free time on his hands. Pretty artistic though.

Published on 2012-09-04 19:02:00

Wear your favorite pet

Published on 2012-09-04 18:45:00

Pet Therapy

Published on 2012-09-03 06:49:00

Daisy Mae, a

A classic Fruit of The Loom bathing suit.

Published on 2012-09-03 05:00:00

Peace

Published on 2012-09-02 12:20:00

The Geezer Phone

Published on 2012-09-02 06:34:00

I'm Depressed

Published on 2012-09-01 19:35:00

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land!Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!I

I call this "Still Life"

Published on 2012-09-01 16:10:00

Looking forward to retirement

Published on 2012-09-01 09:19:00

Excuse me sonny...

Published on 2012-09-01 07:24:00

He isn't dressed like a doctor? I think I'm in the wrong room.

Published on 2012-08-31 21:17:00

The biggest Ponzi Scheme

Published on 2012-08-30 19:50:00

Or Else!

Published on 2012-08-30 19:43:00

Some are over the hill, some under the hill.

Published on 2012-08-29 19:43:00

Gangsta Grannies from the Hood

Published on 2012-08-27 19:58:00

It was a much simpler time back then. I think the chicken is under house arrest.

Published on 2012-08-26 08:28:00

And the winner is....

Published on 2012-08-24 21:34:00

Our backs go out more than we do

Published on 2012-08-24 20:49:00

Arthur is in the Witness Protection Program

Published on 2012-08-23 19:52:00

What to do when a hot girl comes into the room

Published on 2012-08-22 18:59:00

A little political geezer humor

Published on 2012-08-21 20:49:00

Still having problems uploading new pictures through Blogger. Will try again in the morning.

Published on 2012-08-20 20:13:00

Searched Match.com for a single mature female looking for fun and adventure. Here's my match.

Published on 2012-08-18 14:12:00

That's really bad

Published on 2012-08-16 19:16:00

I miss the 90's

Published on 2012-08-16 11:33:00

Old bikers never die... they just get sore asses

Published on 2012-08-15 20:23:00

Must be HAPPY HOUR!!

Published on 2012-08-14 20:39:00

Ouch! gravity.

Published on 2012-08-14 04:32:00

You are what you eat

Published on 2012-08-12 19:38:00

This woman is 51 yrs old. She is TV health guru Gillian McKeith, advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, and promoting exercise, a vegetarian diet which is high in organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation, and supplements.This woman is also 51. She is Nigella Lawson... a TV cook, who eats meat, butter, chocolate and desserts, and she washes it all down with wine! I rest my case.

Old Action Heros love Geezer Planet

Published on 2012-08-10 17:07:00

Romanian Swim Team

Published on 2012-08-10 05:13:00

Bubbles are fun at any age

Published on 2012-08-08 19:53:00

Who needs a dressing room...

Published on 2012-08-08 06:02:00

Is it a mustache? Is it a beard?

Published on 2012-08-05 10:39:00

When you don't have a life insurance policy...

Published on 2012-08-04 20:22:00

The quick brown fox jumped onto the old man... and feel asleep.

Published on 2012-08-04 08:30:00

Jumping in bed is a great morning cardio workout for seniors. Try it...

Published on 2012-08-03 07:24:00

Love is in the air...

Published on 2012-08-02 19:28:00

You can save big bucks by going to a dental school that teaches dentistry to prospective dentists. .

Published on 2012-08-01 18:30:00

OMG! It's the dreaded 65th Birthday. Welcome to Geezer Planet Randy.

Published on 2012-07-31 19:10:00

Old people really know how to party.

Published on 2012-07-31 05:58:00

Snap, Crackle, Pop...

Published on 2012-07-29 08:42:00

Maximum Security

Published on 2012-07-27 18:46:00

Get the license plate number

Published on 2012-07-27 07:03:00

Express yourself

Published on 2012-07-27 06:04:00

Put on your big girl panties and deal with it..

Published on 2012-07-26 05:58:00

Someone is a little cranky today

Published on 2012-07-25 19:44:00

A Public Service Announcement from Geezer Planet. Wheelchairs an not escalator friendly.

Published on 2012-07-24 15:28:00

An unidentified 56 year old woman on a motorized scooter fell down an escalator on the MBTA Red line last week. On Friday, the woman was attempting to ride her scooter up a Red Line escalator instead of taking the elevator, but flipped over a couple times and fell down. CCTV Surveillance cameras showed other passengers and MBTA workers rushing to her aid stopping the escalator. She managed to walk away from the incident with no injuries.

Did you notice all the old geezers are in the front rows.

Published on 2012-07-23 19:39:00

No Sunday delivery?

Published on 2012-07-23 16:36:00

What a shoe in... A Chicken Inn and Driving School. I smell franchise.

Published on 2012-07-22 15:06:00

Memory Lane - 1951 Good Humor Truck

Published on 2012-07-22 09:49:00

Tech Support

Published on 2012-07-19 08:57:00

Hanging out at the beach.

Published on 2012-07-18 18:06:00

A little workout before she hits the beauty parlor circuit.

Published on 2012-07-18 16:44:00

A knitter in a retirement home in New Zealand proudly displays her knitting tattoo, which she got on her 80th birthday on a dare.

Published on 2012-07-17 14:10:00

Elevators are not senior friendly.

Published on 2012-07-16 07:02:00

Two elderly women were staring at the numbers of the floors listed above the elevator door. When asked if they needed any assistance with something, one asked how they were going to be able to reach way up there to push the button for their floor.

Must look even funnier when a guy sits there. LMAO.

Published on 2012-07-15 07:35:00

The San Francisco Sauvage Twins

Published on 2012-07-15 07:06:00

Gotta love that face, the form, the hand position, the gray sweater.

Published on 2012-07-14 19:39:00

Some grandma's are just too cute

Published on 2012-07-14 19:29:00

Bird Man at the DD Drive Thru

Published on 2012-07-14 19:24:00

The House is now in session.

Published on 2012-07-14 15:16:00

Don't mess with old geezers

Published on 2012-07-13 16:48:00

Peek A Boob. Lucky Ol Geezer.

Published on 2012-07-13 16:37:00

Special customized walker.

Published on 2012-07-12 07:46:00

I'm confused.

Published on 2012-07-11 09:41:00

From my friends at http://uberhumor.com.

Facebook fun

Published on 2012-07-11 08:21:00

War and Peace. Photos from WWII.

Published on 2012-07-11 06:14:00

Geezer Candy

Published on 2012-07-10 17:42:00

Honesty is the best policy.

Published on 2012-07-10 08:37:00

A panhandler once came up to me years ago and asked me "What's the greatest nation?" I said rather confidently, "The United States." He said "Wrong... the greatest nation is

OMG! MacGyver, my favorite Action Hero of the 80's, the master of resourcefulness, can't even fix his own car. He looks clueless.

Published on 2012-07-09 07:30:00

The Golf Cart

Published on 2012-07-08 16:27:00

Photo Booth Fun

Published on 2012-07-08 05:43:00

Hydration... The key to marathon training.

Published on 2012-07-07 17:52:00

Some of the greatest scenes ever from the classic "Little Rascals" series.

Published on 2012-07-07 10:26:00

The hospital in which this grandma is living her last few days allowed her cat in to visit her. Priceless.

Published on 2012-07-07 07:03:00

Shadows of yesteryear.

Published on 2012-07-07 06:33:00

I don't like getting older

Published on 2012-07-06 19:50:00

The best way to beat the heat is to keep your tushie cool.

Published on 2012-07-06 06:21:00

This rare photo was taken in 1939 of Albert Einstein on the beach.

Published on 2012-07-04 18:53:00

86 Year Old Johanna Quaas

Published on 2012-07-04 12:47:00

Two balls in the ninth inning.

Published on 2012-07-04 05:44:00

Her other bike is a BMX

Published on 2012-07-03 06:46:00

Think twice

Published on 2012-07-02 03:46:00

Scared shit

Published on 2012-06-30 07:10:00

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and... OH, MY GOD!' Silence followed! Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. 'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant ac [..]

The Dalai Lama says...

Published on 2012-06-30 07:03:00

Never too late to join a dance troupe

Published on 2012-06-29 20:55:00

With age comes wisdom

Published on 2012-06-29 10:38:00

Aunt Clara takes her Bingo Nights very seriously.

Published on 2012-06-28 17:55:00

That feels so good boys... squeeze harder.

Published on 2012-06-27 16:49:00

You want my opinion?

Published on 2012-06-27 08:41:00

Just For Laughs

Published on 2012-06-25 10:45:00

Medicinal Marijuana that is

Published on 2012-06-25 06:43:00

The Law of Gravity becomes more evident as we grow older.

Published on 2012-06-23 18:44:00

I'm trading in my John Deere for a Lamborghini tractor. Beautiful women love fast cars... and fast tractors.

Published on 2012-06-23 14:54:00

Betty White on Facebook...

Published on 2012-06-22 14:43:00

Geezers Gone Wild

Published on 2012-06-21 10:55:00

You have a little soy sauce on your cheek

Published on 2012-06-20 19:50:00

You can't win.

Published on 2012-06-18 10:15:00

Old age ain't for sissies... but there are a few exceptions

Published on 2012-06-18 09:50:00

Evolution

Published on 2012-06-16 06:44:00

Some old geezers catching a big catfish. I mean BIG.

Published on 2012-06-15 19:37:00

As we get older we develope a reverse gene

Published on 2012-06-15 08:46:00

Latest in geezer fashion.

Published on 2012-06-14 09:26:00

Announcement

Published on 2012-06-11 05:09:00

Going to be out for awhile folks. Have to have eye surgery for torn retina today. Wish me luck and keep me in your prayers. Probably be down for a few weeks.

Love Thy Neighbor

Published on 2012-06-09 09:13:00

The melons are in season now.

Published on 2012-06-09 07:26:00

Today is National Hug An Old Geezer Day.

Published on 2012-06-09 07:00:00

She really made his day. Priceless.

Please deposit five cents for the next three minutes

Published on 2012-06-08 06:13:00

Meet Harvey and Eddie

Published on 2012-06-07 21:47:00

How long before I can get a haircut?

Published on 2012-06-06 18:14:00

A little old man stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours old timer." The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut sonny?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The old guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut [..]

Amazing photo of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip taken 64 years apart. Did you notice she is wearing the same pin and earrings?

Published on 2012-06-05 05:59:00

Coming of Age

Published on 2012-06-05 01:42:00

Drumming up some new business.

Published on 2012-06-04 20:02:00

And it's only 8 o'clock in the morning.

Published on 2012-06-04 08:41:00

Old geezers are babe magnets. They just can't resist us.

Published on 2012-06-03 18:24:00

Mr. Magoo

Published on 2012-06-02 07:11:00

Or tomorrow

Published on 2012-06-01 17:30:00

Malcolm Lambert - Social Anthropologist

Published on 2012-06-01 12:04:00

Malcolm Lambert was born in a little river town in Arkansas in 1932 and has spent his life giving back to others and advocating on behalf of human rights. He’s always been a “project guy” and has developed many innovative campaigns and programs for universities and government programs that focus on research for social injustice. He’s traveled all over the world spreading his messages and spent several years in Nicaragua in the 70′s advancing efforts on behalf of Human Rights Violation. [..]

What about Harry?

Published on 2012-06-01 05:36:00

2 toilet seats were stolen from the local police station. Cops have nothing to go on.

Published on 2012-05-31 05:34:00

Grandpa loves showing off to the kids

Published on 2012-05-30 07:18:00

Generations

Published on 2012-05-30 06:02:00

Mr. Chan shops around for that special anniversary gift.

Published on 2012-05-30 05:31:00

"There's an awful lot of alcohol in beer Don." "Get my cigarettes Chris."

Published on 2012-05-29 06:43:00

It's also a recliner

Published on 2012-05-28 16:18:00

Bozo the Frog. Jump ya bastard!

Published on 2012-05-28 13:20:00

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Published on 2012-05-27 08:37:00

Bob was in big trouble. He forgot his

I just love it when the ballet comes to town.

Published on 2012-05-25 10:16:00

The newest Boy Band.

Published on 2012-05-25 05:17:00

Sexy? Depends.

Published on 2012-05-24 03:57:00

Memories

Published on 2012-05-24 03:52:00

Booyah! Wassup? Old Geezer in da house.

Published on 2012-05-23 20:53:00

Look, 3 bills. Shit... now I want Fruit Loops.

Published on 2012-05-23 05:31:00

Belts. So much more than just a fashion accessory.

Published on 2012-05-22 05:35:00

Old man Leroy was never quite the same after the folding beach chair accident.

Published on 2012-05-19 09:41:00

Fully paid up

Published on 2012-05-18 05:56:00

At least it's off the books

Published on 2012-05-18 05:31:00

Always take public transportation if you've been drinking

Published on 2012-05-17 04:33:00

Epidemic

Published on 2012-05-15 07:24:00

Take the dog for a walk please

Published on 2012-05-14 17:42:00

An old guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There’s plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he’s doing alright – but after a few months he gets lonely… The pig starts to look more and more attractive - soft, pink flesh, round buttocks, etc. But every time this poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his leg. Very frustrating. One day the old guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swim [..]

Not a happy ending

Published on 2012-05-13 14:51:00

An old guy was laying on his back on a massage table, wearing only a towel over his groin. A young and stunningly attractive Swedish girl was massaging his shoulders, then his chest, and gradually worked her way down his torso. The old guy was getting sexually excited as the masseur approached the towel. The towel began to lift and the Swedish girl arched her eyebrows. “You wanna wank?” she asked. “You betcha!” came the excited reply. “Alright…” she said. “I’ll come back in te [..]

Hey guys, be sure to visit my Geezer Planet shop.

Published on 2012-05-12 09:30:00

Geezer Planet Shop

Why women over 60 shouldn't drink

Published on 2012-05-12 07:23:00

This old geezer must have used his Brylcreem. "A Little Dab'll Do Ya"

Published on 2012-05-11 03:30:00

How many of you guys remember the jingle?

Todays kids are tired of being overweight.

Published on 2012-05-11 02:59:00

Some traffic lights are way too long.

Published on 2012-05-10 05:51:00

Too old to squat

Published on 2012-05-09 20:34:00

An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that. He went to the beach, undressed completely and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand. A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help [..]

Being an old geezer, you can save money on lab costs.

Published on 2012-05-09 06:05:00

Newton's Law of Gravity

Published on 2012-05-08 04:15:00

Professional Black Jack Dealer

Published on 2012-05-08 04:09:00

How is your day going so far?

Published on 2012-05-07 07:07:00

What a great concept. Should be franchised.

Published on 2012-05-06 07:03:00

Why work out? Just slip on one of these... instant gratification.

Published on 2012-05-05 08:08:00

"I'm so happy I could shit.... Ooops! Think I did."

Published on 2012-05-04 05:43:00

Strolling through the park one day...

Published on 2012-05-04 05:32:00

Donald Trump getting a little static.

Published on 2012-05-03 05:31:00

Are we there yet?

Published on 2012-05-03 04:28:00

Sorry, it's not covered on your insurance.

Published on 2012-05-02 06:39:00

Nerves of steel

Published on 2012-05-01 05:54:00

Infrequently

Published on 2012-04-30 17:39:00

An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. “How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather tentatively [..]

1908

Published on 2012-04-30 07:23:00

Even funnier yet.... I seen someone selling Chicago Cubs Commerative World Series T-Shirts.... They were plain white t-shirts. Nothing printed on it. lol.

Amish miracle

Published on 2012-04-29 20:43:00

An Amish boy and his grandfather were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his grandfather, "What is this, Grandpa?" The grandfather [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his grandfather were watching [..]

This looks like a good place to take a nap.

Published on 2012-04-29 18:02:00

I have donuts

Published on 2012-04-28 06:59:00

Paybacks

Published on 2012-04-27 05:34:00

Never-before-seen photos from 100 years ago tell vivid story of gritty New York City

Published on 2012-04-25 07:14:00

Click Here: Wow. Fantastic pictures.

The new neighbors

Published on 2012-04-25 05:14:00

Why should glaucoma patients have all the fun.

Published on 2012-04-24 20:58:00

That's just the way we roll.

Published on 2012-04-24 06:33:00

Extreme Makeover

Published on 2012-04-23 04:51:00

Isn't it nice with an empty nest?

Published on 2012-04-22 21:16:00

"Did somebody say 'Sex Scandal'"

Published on 2012-04-20 06:40:00

Photographer Drew Angerer snapped a perfectly-timed photo at a press conference of President Bill Clinton with a big smile, while President Obama lowers his head in what looks like disapproval.

We may be old, but we got to see all the really cool bands.

Published on 2012-04-20 06:12:00

With age comes experience.

Published on 2012-04-19 06:58:00

Geezer Justice

Published on 2012-04-19 06:27:00

Al Pacino feeling a little dead.

Published on 2012-04-18 05:56:00

The year was 1960

Published on 2012-04-17 22:04:00

An old Grandfather Tree

Published on 2012-04-17 06:23:00

It's warmer now.

Published on 2012-04-16 07:51:00

"Where ya hiding them nuts?"

Published on 2012-04-13 06:02:00

My other bike is a Harley.

Published on 2012-04-11 21:40:00

Buy one get one free.

Published on 2012-04-11 21:34:00

When buying new clothes, always allow for shrinkage.

Published on 2012-04-11 05:46:00

Surfs up

Published on 2012-04-10 07:03:00

Tom Winter, 68-year-old University of Nebraska classics professor, rose to Internet stardom after a picture of him riding his skateboard, with a briefcase in hand, became a Reddit top post on Thursday. A champion roller skater, Winter said he began skateboarding 15 years ago because it's faster, and it's easier on his body. "I'm 19, but my joints are all of 68 years old," he said. "Sometimes, walking is simply unpleasant."

Probably tastes like chicken anyway

Published on 2012-04-09 22:44:00

Love is in the air

Published on 2012-04-08 08:30:00

The Wedding Proposal

Published on 2012-04-08 07:17:00

Finally, he picked up courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?" After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes, yes I will!" The evening ended on a happy note for the widower. But the next morning he was troubled. Did she say “Yes” or did she say “No?” He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank. He remembered asking the question but for the life of him could not recall [..]

Clothes make the man.

Published on 2012-04-07 08:33:00

OMG! It's Popeye The Sailor Man

Published on 2012-04-07 06:58:00

Just give me the treat and no one gets hurt.

Published on 2012-04-05 05:40:00

Retired Navy Seal

Published on 2012-04-04 06:52:00

Sadie shows off a flaw she discovered in her recent hip replacement surgery.

Published on 2012-04-03 05:52:00

Just another old geezer doll to add to the collection

Published on 2012-04-01 17:50:00

Old Geezer Doll

Published on 2012-03-31 15:24:00

I love the little turtleneck sweater and the brillo like pants to keep grandpa toasty warm.

Fishing Tip

Published on 2012-03-30 05:09:00

It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass. The old man couldn’t believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another lar [..]

Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls.

Published on 2012-03-30 04:38:00

ET Phone Home

Published on 2012-03-28 19:21:00

Retired engineer Ken Dobson received the shock of his life when he spotted Steven Spielberg

Important Announcement

Published on 2012-03-28 04:54:00

Danny DeVito has landed on Geezer Planet

Published on 2012-03-27 06:06:00

Danny DeVito, while atop the Ritz-Carlton hotel in Moscow, Russia, decided to take a picture of his bare foot in the bitter cold. Hmmmm.

Geezer Bling

Published on 2012-03-25 10:44:00

The All New All Terrain Wheelchair

Published on 2012-03-23 04:02:00

Problem solved

Published on 2012-03-21 12:27:00

Before Bluetooth there was the rubber band

Published on 2012-03-21 06:10:00

I wonder if it's actually legal? It is hands-free after all.

iPad

Published on 2012-03-16 22:19:00

Well you have to admit it looks like a little cutting board.

Thinking of you

Published on 2012-03-16 06:00:00

New ABC Show

Published on 2012-03-14 05:32:00

The Little Ball

Published on 2012-03-13 05:30:00

A senior citizen walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he’s finished, the old fella tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’s had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball. The barber [..]

Homecoming

Published on 2012-03-12 19:37:00

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Published on 2012-03-09 06:49:00

Just some old geezers getting pranked

Published on 2012-03-09 05:48:00

Классный розыгрыш в строительном супермарките

The Evolution of the CocaCola Bottle

Published on 2012-03-06 04:24:00

American Action Grandma

Published on 2012-03-05 09:35:00

Bird Feeder

Published on 2012-02-29 05:55:00

Sugar Grand-Daddy

Published on 2012-02-29 05:52:00

We want MORE BINGO NIGHTS dammit!!

Published on 2012-02-28 06:11:00

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Published on 2012-02-21 07:47:00

My newest bumper sticker available for sale in my GeezerShop.

Fast Forward

Published on 2012-02-21 07:39:00

Geezer Planet's Stud Muffin of the Month. He's single ladies.

Published on 2012-02-17 05:51:00

Published on 2012-02-14 06:48:00

McDonald's Commercial

Published on 2012-02-14 05:30:00

Published on 2012-02-09 06:13:00

The Knob

Published on 2012-02-04 19:41:00

A woman in her sixties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful -- the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to t [..]

Published on 2012-02-03 06:27:00

I am really concerned about my elderly parents who are living in Michigan... I just got off the phone with my father who is up north right now at his little cottage. He said that the snow is nearly waist high. The temperature is at minus 10 degrees and the snow is still dropping... The wind is increasing to near gale force. Even the plows are having a hard time getting around, some trees are down too. The roads are closed, and alerts are on all the TV and radio stations urging people to stay off [..]

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Website Update

Published on 2012-01-29 01:05:00

My website www.geezerplanet.com is down temporarily. My computer recently got a virus that couldn't be removed so I had to purchase a new computer. The problem is that the software program I used, Microsoft FrontPage, doesn't work with my new computer because of it's 64 bit operating system. Seems that all computers sold now are 64 bit. Still working on that issue. Fortunately, I can still post to my blog here from any computer anywhere. Seems like this is the way to go but I don't have much con [..]

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Published on 2011-07-06 05:03:00

Nothing like a good six pack and a little nap

Published on 2011-07-05 04:57:00

Just a little backyard BBQ at my neighbors house. Happy 4th of July everyone.

Published on 2011-07-04 08:39:00

Feeling a little stuffy and claustrophobic, one of Billy's twins comes out for a breath of fresh air.

Published on 2011-07-03 06:18:00

This is Father Murray's Facebook page... check out the bible app...

Published on 2011-07-01 08:22:00

Technology or divine intervention?

Armed and Dangerous

Published on 2011-06-30 06:15:00

Hot steamy and cold sex

Published on 2011-06-28 05:49:00

After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?" "In fact, I do." said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; a

Horney elderly couples should be approached with extreme caution.

Published on 2011-06-26 05:15:00

I interrupt this blog to bring you a commercial

Published on 2011-06-25 07:22:00

My Gray Knights T-Shirt is a fashion statement for all you over 50 geezers who don't want to grow old gracefully. You don't really have to have a motorcycle either. It's available here. Send me your photo wearing it and I will post on my website.

Sell all my stuff when I die

Published on 2011-06-24 11:50:00

One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" s

Soup To Nutz Comic Strip

Published on 2011-06-23 20:28:00

Annual Nymphomaniac's Convention

Published on 2011-06-23 18:15:00

A middle aged man boarded an aircraft at London’s Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took t

Baby's First Doctor's Visit

Published on 2011-06-22 18:39:00

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bott

After your retired, you can spend more time at the tatoo parlor

Published on 2011-06-21 05:39:00

Harold and Maude pose with the Grim Reaper

Published on 2011-06-18 08:29:00

Seat Number 23

Published on 2011-06-17 06:26:00

Not many people are aware that Google has been around a long time.

Published on 2011-06-15 05:34:00

Geezer Planet Wisdom

Published on 2011-06-14 04:25:00

This will be a new feature on my website and blog.

The latest in geezer golf apparel

Published on 2011-06-14 03:40:00

How to get rid of gray hair

Published on 2011-06-13 07:03:00

There is only one known cure for gray hair. It was a mechanical device invented by a surgeon named Antoine Louis in 1792. Actually, it was a journalist named Camille Desmoulins who gave the device it's name - Guillotine.

3 new bumper stickers for sale...

Published on 2011-06-12 19:19:00

Visit my GeezerShop to purchase. I now have 104 bumper stickers for sale.

Update on my health

Published on 2011-06-12 03:11:00

As some of you know, I have had some health problems. My doctor wanted me to get into into an exercise program, so I said I would. He told me that it usually is better if you join with others in a program. He gave me some options and I chose a progra

I'm a good BS Artist. Bumper Sticker that is.

Published on 2011-06-11 14:35:00

Secrets to a long happy marriage

Published on 2011-06-11 07:07:00

A old woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"... Her husband asks, "Is that you, or the wine talking?"... She replies, "It's

Use gravity to your advantage

Published on 2011-06-11 06:42:00

Grandma's new wheels

Published on 2011-06-09 05:55:00

Free Medical Exams

Published on 2011-06-07 05:48:00

Tender Tony

Published on 2011-06-06 20:24:00

Last week Miss Smith checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full pag

Do old geezers know how to party or what...

Published on 2011-06-06 06:05:00

How do you get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?

Published on 2011-06-04 04:44:00

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of pa

Grandpa loves going to the park and discovering the beauty of nature.

Published on 2011-06-02 05:58:00

Weapons Check

Published on 2011-06-01 06:07:00

The Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over pick-up truck owner Mike Murray for a weapons check because of an NRA bumper sticker. When the officer approached the vehicle, the bearded old man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver's l

Nursing homes aren't that bad folks. Where do I sign?

Published on 2011-06-01 05:31:00

Why Sharks Circle Before Attacking You.

Published on 2011-05-30 20:49:00

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spotted survivors of a ship that had just sunk. "Follow me son" the older father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just

Memorial Day Tribute

Published on 2011-05-30 06:36:00

Men like these reflect an aspect of character that it seems has been largely forgotten in our culture today. Men who define their pleasure and happiness, not from what they can suck from others, but from what they can give. From how they can serve. F

Wonder if these hats will ever become fashionable here. Hope not.

Published on 2011-05-29 13:39:00

The official male hat for the Kyrgyz people. Made of embroidered wool with a felt lining, it deflects the summer sun's rays but traps heat rising from the top of the head in the winter, making it an excellent all-season hat. Folds neatly into a flat

Interesting Wedding Clip

Published on 2011-05-27 16:21:00

Haha, that's a good one Jimmy.

Published on 2011-05-26 06:39:00

Grandpa just got a parking ticket.

Published on 2011-05-25 06:21:00

Times have definitely changed...

Published on 2011-05-24 06:04:00

The math teacher saw that little Larry wasn't paying attention in class so she called on him and said, "Larry! What's 28 and 44?" Little Larry responded... ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

Mansour Bahrami - Tennis' Greatest Entertainer

Published on 2011-05-24 02:08:00

Don't even think about parking here sonny.

Published on 2011-05-23 05:42:00

If you can't dazzle them with your charm, go to plan B.

Published on 2011-05-22 05:51:00

Goodbye Tension. Hello Pension. Aaah... Retirement.

Published on 2011-05-20 11:48:00

The Armed Forces is definitely no place for girly men

Published on 2011-05-19 06:19:00

T Shirt with instructions on the outside

Published on 2011-05-18 07:32:00

The Biker Bar

Published on 2011-05-17 12:28:00

A drunken old man walks into a rough biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and say

This is exactly why our medical insurance rates are so high.

Published on 2011-05-16 12:29:00

How to keep a cool head on a hot summer day.

Published on 2011-05-16 06:08:00

Watermelon is everyone’s favorite summer fruit, or is it? Did you old geezers know that the Watermelon isn’t even a fruit? Yeah, neither did I. Here are some other interesting facts I learned about Watermelon guaranteed to impress fello

Just a photo of an old geezer monkey

Published on 2011-05-15 20:59:00

A emotional event made even more stressful

Published on 2011-05-15 02:05:00

Rufus and Clarence

Published on 2011-05-14 08:43:00

There was two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks.... Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river and they hated each other. Every morning, just after sun-up, Rufus and Clarence would go down to their respective sides

Forget Rogaine. Grow new hair instantly.

Published on 2011-05-14 03:21:00

Welcome to the stone age...

Published on 2011-05-12 05:58:00

We Didn't Have The Green Thing Back Then

Published on 2011-05-11 05:02:00

In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, "We didn't have the 'green thing' back in my day."

Move Over Jersey Boys

Published on 2011-05-10 18:20:00

Listen up all you geezers... BABY IT'S YOU! is the original Broadway musical inspired by the true story of Florence Greenberg, a suburban housewife from New Jersey, who discovered one of the greatest girl groups of all time, The Shirelles. BABY IT'S

Grow Up! Ride A Trike.

Published on 2011-05-10 05:12:00

This is Larry Varney, Co-Editor of BentRider Online. I just shot him an email to see if he wants to join The Gray Knights MC and buy a T-Shirt. He's a natural. Stay tuned.

Elton John's Mom

Published on 2011-05-10 04:12:00

Happy Mother's Day to all the Mama's

Published on 2011-05-08 10:24:00

God could not be everywhere so he made mothers. And remember... If Mama ain't happy ain't nobody happy.

Nice material. Is that a wool blend?

Published on 2011-05-08 06:44:00

George Younce sings "Side By Side"

Published on 2011-05-06 16:45:00

Age Gets Better With Wine. I'll Drink To That.

Published on 2011-05-06 03:41:00

This is also a bumper sticker for sale in my Geezer Shop.

New Scientific Findings

Published on 2011-05-05 06:57:00

A South American Scientist, from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that older people with insufficient sexual activity in their lives tend to read their e-mails with their hand still on the mouse.Don't bother taking it off, it's too la

The European Monastery

Published on 2011-05-04 06:20:00

There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several old monks who pulled and tugged with all

The old blind man

Published on 2011-05-04 06:16:00

An old blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and ou

Seniors are hip to the latest fads and styles

Published on 2011-05-04 03:12:00

Experimental pills

Published on 2011-05-03 11:46:00

A middle age woman walks into her sex therapists office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it. The therapist tells her that she has an experimental drug that might do th

Religions of the World

Published on 2011-05-03 05:31:00

Just wanted everyone to meet Rocky

Published on 2011-05-03 05:29:00

This was taken at my friends house in Levittown. Apparently, the mother died and my friend Joey became it's adopted mother. Funny, I kept thinking of the Michael Jackson song "Ben."

The Wizard of Oz is 70 Years Old

Published on 2011-05-02 01:49:00

Today, if Dorothy were to encounter men with no brains, no hearts and no balls, she wouldn't be in Oz. She'd be in Congress!

Published on 2011-05-01 08:51:00

My newest bumper sticker for sale. See all 96 at http://www.cafepress.com/geezershop. If you'd like to see any of these bumper stickers made into a T-Shirt, just drop me an email.

Change We Can Believe In.

Published on 2011-05-01 01:18:00

Gun Control

Published on 2011-04-30 07:09:00

Last Thursday night, an elderly woman from Houston, Texas was arrested, jailed, and charged with manslaughter for shooting a man 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse. The following Monday morning, the old lady was called in

Nude Geezers Calendar

Published on 2011-04-30 06:56:00

Watch the video http://www.mefeedia.com/news/9199083

Darn! I'm out of quarters.

Published on 2011-04-30 04:27:00

A designer yamaka by Louis Vuitton

Published on 2011-04-28 05:50:00

Gray Knights MC member Paul Bradstreet in Singapore

Published on 2011-04-28 05:42:00

Paul Bradstreet, one of the original Gray Knights MC members showing off his T-Shirt while visiting Singapore. Remember... there is no club to join and no dues. You don't even have to ride a motorcycle. If you're an old geezer like us

Published on 2011-04-27 04:35:00

Good old White Out

Published on 2011-04-26 05:59:00

Published on 2011-04-24 11:51:00

Your favorite cigarette, a cold beer and a good friend. Doesn't get any better than this.

Published on 2011-04-23 06:19:00

Enjoy life. It has an expiration date.

Foolproof way for old geezers to pick up chicks

Published on 2011-04-22 19:44:00

I met a nice girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we lay there making love, I thought to myself... "These tasers are well worth th

Rare Film Footage

Published on 2011-04-22 12:30:00

NO TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND NO RULESThis is a fascinating 105 year old film clip. A camera was mounted on the front of a street car 105 years ago (1906). Perhaps the oldest "home movie" that you will ever see! Look at the hats the ladies were wearing and t

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart

Published on 2011-04-21 06:13:00

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The Cow Says: "I give 20 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!" The Ant says "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times

Fast Food Advertising.

Published on 2011-04-20 18:34:00

Cosmetic Surgery

Published on 2011-04-19 06:07:00

Mildred and Harriet were having a quiet lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery in their golden years. Mildred said, “I need to be honest with you Harriet, I’m thinking about getting a boob job done.” Harriet res

A crabby old man

Published on 2011-04-19 05:51:00

Never stop dreaming, and never give up chasing those dreams.

Published on 2011-04-18 19:10:00

Bumping up and down in my little red wagon...

Published on 2011-04-18 11:08:00

Bumping up and down in my little red wagon. Bumping up and down in my little red wagon. Won't you be my darling! How many of you remember that song?

Published on 2011-04-17 08:20:00

Grandpa loves birthday parties

Published on 2011-04-16 13:30:00

Listen, do you want to know a secret.

Published on 2011-04-16 08:21:00

Hunting lesson number 13... bears travel in pacts.

Published on 2011-04-14 05:53:00

The Four Stages of Life

Published on 2011-04-13 20:48:00

A true weiner dog

Published on 2011-04-13 05:47:00

Behind the scenes of the Geezer Planet Calendar photo shoot.

Published on 2011-04-12 05:43:00

The insemination man is coming

Published on 2011-04-10 20:19:00

Mary, a blonde city girl, marries an older New Zealand dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, old farmer John says to Mary, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into th

Necessity is the mother of invention

Published on 2011-04-10 09:40:00

A day at the beach

Published on 2011-04-09 15:01:00

Elvis is alive and well on Geezer Planet

Published on 2011-04-08 05:17:00

Elvis at age 76 would propable be a spokesperson for Hip Replacement Surgery and singing Viva Viagra.

Albert Einstein

Published on 2011-04-07 05:13:00

Not many people know that Albert Einstein also experimented with steroids. Fun Fact: After his death in 1955, Einstein’s brain was removed – without permission from his family – by Thomas Stoltz Harvey, the Princeton Hospital pat

Rare photograph of Grant Wood's models

Published on 2011-04-06 05:14:00

Artist Grant Wood used his talent for realism in his depictions of the American scene. The famous painting by him entitled "American Gothic" contains elements reflecting life in the Midwest and its people. The man and woman appear stern and stro

Geezer Planet Discovery

Published on 2011-04-05 05:58:00

Seniors gone bad

Published on 2011-04-04 06:02:00

This was sent to me by Dan Johnston - Producer, Navelgazing. I have just produced this comedy sketch for the BBC. It is about some bored retirees who find themselves behaving very badly. I thought it might be of interest to you.

Spotted SpongeBob leaving for work today.

Published on 2011-04-03 20:17:00

Published on 2011-04-02 10:30:00

Girl Watching / Bird Watching

Published on 2011-04-01 06:02:00

Iranian Senior Women's Bowling League

Published on 2011-03-31 04:51:00

No special bowling shoes or rentals required.

Geezer NASCAR

Published on 2011-03-31 04:20:00

Notice the aerodynamic hat to cut down on the wind resistance at top speeds.

Amazing the stuff you can get away with when your older.

Published on 2011-03-30 07:20:00

Grandpa practicing his range of motion exercises.

They sure don't make them like they use to. Thank God.

Published on 2011-03-29 04:25:00

Old goat. Young goat.

Published on 2011-03-29 03:58:00

The War Is Over

Published on 2011-03-27 12:10:00

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighb

OMG. I'm glad I never meet the tooth fairy when I was a kid. Keep the money.

Published on 2011-03-27 09:33:00

Nothing like a tushy squueze to say I Love You

Published on 2011-03-25 05:29:00

Meet the Crayola family

Published on 2011-03-24 04:54:00

Two Performances - 47 Years Apart - The Diamonds

Published on 2011-03-22 19:28:00

If you were alive in 1957, and old enough to enjoy Rock and Roll, you will probably remember the group, "The Diamonds" who had just launched their super hit "Little Darlin." This should bring back a few memories. Ahhh yes, the good old days. Nice to

Recognize this young couple? They're in their 60's now.

Published on 2011-03-21 20:31:00

Sweet Dreams

Published on 2011-03-21 07:23:00

And proud of it..

Published on 2011-03-19 18:18:00

Ouch!!

Published on 2011-03-18 12:07:00

Just some old Leprechaun's

Published on 2011-03-17 20:31:00

Here's Johnny

Published on 2011-03-17 04:44:00

Visit: http://www.johnnyrobertscomedy.com/

Now appearing at the Hard Rock Cafe

Published on 2011-03-16 04:55:00

Wated Bed

Published on 2011-03-16 04:00:00

Don Boerem (right) is the newest member of the elite Gray Knights MC

Published on 2011-03-15 20:07:00

Got Gray? That's all you need to be a member. Click here to learn more and order your Gray Knights MC T-Shirt.

Marvin's Annual Checkup

Published on 2011-03-15 05:17:00

Thanks Paul for sending this one in.

Colonoscopy Fun

Published on 2011-03-14 20:08:00

Here's Johnny

Published on 2011-03-14 08:11:00

In new Scorsese film The Departed, wrinkly old superstar Jack Nicholson plays out an entire scene wearing a strap-on dildo.

Sleep Wake

Published on 2011-03-13 08:57:00

The Italian Grandmother

Published on 2011-03-12 16:08:00

An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You comma to da front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301. There issa bigga panel atta the front door. Witha you elbow, you pusha&nb

My latest bumper stickers for sale

Published on 2011-03-12 15:12:00

Order yours at: http://www.cafepress.com/geezershop

Happy Anniversary. Maybe not.

Published on 2011-03-12 03:50:00

I refuse to grow up

Published on 2011-03-11 04:31:00

New FAA regulations prohibit pilots from participating in dress down fridays.

Published on 2011-03-10 05:49:00

Marriage is like a deck of cards...

Published on 2011-03-09 18:55:00

Surfs up... Kowabonga Dude!

Published on 2011-03-09 06:29:00

Sexy Car Wash

Published on 2011-03-08 04:09:00

Dearly beloved....

Published on 2011-03-07 07:22:00

Sneak peek at Tupperware's new product line

Published on 2011-03-05 20:09:00

Contingency Doctors. If you don't live... You don't pay!

Published on 2011-03-04 05:27:00

My newest bumper sticker for sale. Visit: www.cafepress.com/geezershop. I now have 91 bumper stickers for sale. Tada!

Foreplay

Published on 2011-03-03 18:37:00

A old married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he’s reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this

The 50th Wedding Anniversary

Published on 2011-03-03 18:29:00

On the evening of their 50th anniversary, a reminiscing wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband and said “Honey, do your remember this?” He looked up from his newspaper and said, “Yes dear, I

Quick survey. How many of you old geezers have a facbook page? Leave me a comment.

Published on 2011-03-03 12:23:00

Facebook - Filthy Old Bitch

Published on 2011-03-03 01:00:00

It's not an accident scene or carbon monoxide poisoning. Just some old folks nappin

Published on 2011-03-02 06:51:00

If you can read this, thank a teacher

Published on 2011-03-01 06:55:00

Here's the newest edition to my Bumper Sticker line

Published on 2011-03-01 06:07:00

Visit: www.cafepress.com/geezershop. I now have 90 bumper stickers for sale. Tada!

Dirty Harry Potter

Published on 2011-03-01 05:00:00

Go ahead... make my day!

The last picture taken of my grandfather

Published on 2011-02-28 07:59:00

Grandma is ready to kick some ass after her Karate lesson

Published on 2011-02-27 11:51:00

Grandpa's coming to visit

Published on 2011-02-25 04:48:00

I'm sure he is going to stop at Walmart after this.

Dominic & Maria

Published on 2011-02-24 01:30:00

Невероятная история о дружбе

What's this society coming to! Disgusting... drinking beer in public.

Published on 2011-02-23 05:25:00

My Yahoo Review

Published on 2011-02-22 12:12:00

Geezer Planet made Yahoo's "10 Best Blogs For Boomers For 2011." Click here to read the review. That made my day. Just wanted to share that with my faithful followers. "I'd like to thank the Academy.... Sorry, got carried away."

Published on 2011-02-21 23:30:00

A real mama's boy

Published on 2011-02-21 05:59:00

Junior... you keep look out while I cover grandma.

Published on 2011-02-19 18:54:00

Advances in Medicine - Technique Not yet approved by the A.M.A.

Published on 2011-02-17 06:01:00

Cops nab the ring leader of the notorious Geezer Gang

Published on 2011-02-16 07:01:00

Windows vs. Grandma

Published on 2011-02-15 06:06:00

Published on 2011-02-14 07:08:00

8 Year Old Girl Wants Her School Destroyed

Published on 2011-02-13 11:24:00

Becky is a cute 8 year old girl from Dublin featured on a Irish morning radio show. It made my day. I just wanted to share it with everyone. Want to hear more of Becky's prank calls go to: http://www.johntedwards.com/2006/10/15/little-irish-girl-pran

Nom Nom. Birthdays are fun at any age

Published on 2011-02-12 09:37:00

Published on 2011-02-11 03:34:00

Hmmm... not bad!

Published on 2011-02-10 02:00:00

Who makes the best wine?

Published on 2011-02-09 19:38:00

Fishmore & Dolittle 21x7" Wall Sticker Now On Sale

Published on 2011-02-07 21:00:00

Click Here to order: http://www.cafepress.com/geezershop.506774432

Published on 2011-02-07 20:20:00

Published on 2011-02-05 18:31:00

Visit Tim Whyatt's website for more cartoons: http:www.whyatt.com.au

Published on 2011-02-04 06:13:00

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